we create onion-esque headlines and people guess what musician we're talking about (pic obviously unrelated)
> Singer/Songwriter Wants to Die, But Is Never Going To
>>65056958
look at dis cade
>>65056958
X says "he's the messiah of this generation", needs to find $19 mln
>>65057017
kanye
X fears he might not be able to finish the next Y album in 20 years
X Has Switched Genres Again, Wins Another Grammy
>>65057121
Яabioheab :DD
X is getting old, and will die this year.
>>65057306
Bob Dylan
"We're not thinking of a reunion"—is this the hint at Britain's most awaited reunion???
He posted his music on 4chan and now he denies it.
"We just want to party!!!!!!!!!!!!" Formerly cool guy continues midlife crisis
>>65056958
Leonard Cohen or maybe Bob Dylan?
>>65057487
The Smiths or Oasis
>>65057592
Will
>>65057618
Wayne Coyne
Neanderthal man speaks: "we're the biggest band since The fookin' Beatles"
>>65057729
Kurt Cobain
>>65057707
Correct.
Musician still alive despite forum's repeated attempts to kill him
>>65057618
Weezer
>>65057654
correct, it was Bob Dylan