EUROVISION FINAL THREAD 2
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>what?
Thread for discussing the actual music and competition of Eurovision
Take racism, politics and general shitposting to the /int/ thread
>when?
Starts 9 hours
>who?
Russia and the favourites to win with Ukraine, France, Sweden and Australia rounding off the top 5 in that order
The majority of the acts are quite decent but a few bland and generic ones did sneak through the semi at the expense of better acts
>why?
it's fun
>Running order
1. Belgium (People thought this was a dark horse until it drew the #1 spot)
2. Czech Republic
3.The Netherlands
4. Azerbaijan
5. Hungary
6. Italy
7. Israel
8. Bulgaria
9. Sweden
10. Germany
11. France
12. Poland
13. Australia
14. Cyprus
15. Serbia
16. Lithuania
17. Croatia
18. Russia
19. Spain
20. Latvia
21. Ukraine
22. Malta
23. Georgia
24. Austria
25. United Kingdom
26. Armenia
BULGARIA
AUSTRALIA
BELGIUM
>>64869985
Yesh thats good, Yngwie is all metal Sweden needs to represent for eurovision, imagine if the normies heard Entombed, they would get freaked out.
>>64870091
Yesss
>>64869897
o i am laffin
NiG
I
G
>>64870051
>A country that outlaws homosexuality winning Eurovision
Lmao
>>64869897
hahahahahaha
>>64869982
my sides
/mu/ only poll, vote for your favorites.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777
This is gonna be good
Last years Petra skit was brilliant
Reminder that this is the pinnacle of the eurovision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gl37zfO1Po
BIG BONES
>>64870133
screamer
People were retarded enough to try to vote for the guest?
>petra mede
shaking my head
>måns
based as always
>>64870015
>he doesn't like JT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/r
>Russia still 1st
Who the fuck actually like it? It was totally unmemorable.
>>64870138
F U N
U
N
>>64870096
It wasn't a bad song at all, it was 100% Eurovision
>>64870154
I'd hit it
>>64870154
lmao
Since when is australia and Israel in Europe?
>>64869999
>hey judy
>>64869960
i guess but they are not something that makes you react like a 12yo horny boy
THIS IS GOOD
Genuinely funny, clever and well delivered
based pause entertainment actually
>>64870174
Since diversity and Holocaust happened
ALEXANDER RYBAK SAVE THIS MESS
PLAY THAT FIDDLE
>dat pink skin-tight reveal
HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
>>64870168
>100% Eurovision
so shit?
PATRICIAN INSTRUMENT
oh look leafy with violin again
I voted for Bulgaria. Malta had an excellent milf though.
>>64870208
>Holocaust happened
so who is winning in the betting odds?
They are actually funny
>>64870133
>Ukraine leading
So /mu/ likes songs about gulag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64870220
That noisey drone was the shit desu
This is the best, fuck I love the pause entertainment
HAHAHAHA
Good selfreflection
LOVE LOVE LOVE PEACE
>taking the piss out of Eurovision on Eurovision
They're going to be executed out the back afterwards
best song of all day
THIS IS GENUINELY FUNNY
>>64870249
>>64870260
Why is Swedish comedy so fucking based?
They should host every year
>>64870253
the future garage beat is hella fucking dank
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>letting the bitch sing
Måns is on a whole other level make her shut up.
>>64870154
He made it second at Sweden's nomination for the ESC that year. Too bad he didn't make it. Would have been nice to see that freak in action.
Eurovision being self aware with itself remains the best thing about Eurovision.
>>64870253
Over at /int/ Russia is leading
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/r
>>64870208
>Holocaust happened
Burning fake piano
this act is very good :O
>literal pianos filled with flames
"we want the /mu/ memer audience"
How is this the best song.
Lmao that Poland throwback
THEY EVEN GOT SEXY POLISH CHURNING LADY
>That jab at Poland
Ouch
nmh referance?
BRAVO PETRA
>>64870284
it's called having self-awareness
something which 98% of americans lack
Damn, this song is going to get stuck in my head for days
>this is actually the best song
Why can't I vote for them?
I unironically loved this
fuck
That was amazing
>>64870294
It's because he's a professional singer and she's a comedian/tv host or something
what is this meme performance
why isn't this ironic piece an actual entry??? I am sure it would win desu
>>64870138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo
Mons fuck me now!!
>>64870284
Only Sweden do it though
>>64870311
She's some crazy model who claims to drink her own period blood
>>64870306
kek
they're not in Spain tho
new number one
>>64870306
Austria had one last year
>>64870302
>>64870241
>not understanding sarcasm
>>64870306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZIcWNGMpE
Best song hands down.
Fucking perfect.
Love Love Peace Peace is gonna be stuck in my head for months, fuck
>>64870339
I know, she shouldn't be singing next to him, cringe every time she opens her mouth.
Albania
And america
YO
What the fuck is happening right now?
Who's this fucking shouty woman?
United Kingdom were GOAT
I'm British, but don't live in UK so can vote for them
Hahahahahahha what u gona do
Is it still not over?
Is it just me or is this the best bunch of songs in last few years? I like almost all perfotmances. Oh, and I wanna fuck the armenian singer.
>>64865036
1. Australia
2. Bulgaria
3. Belgium
^ Patrician taste.
No wonder Europe hates us :(((((
yo
>why are we in sweden
Y E S
E
S
So when do they announce the results?
justs fuck my shit up
YO
>can't pronounce nihao
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
I want to get off mr. eurovision's wild ride
>mfw I had to watch ads for the past 10 minutes
Ooooooh snap!
#allrefugeeswelcome
>>64870408
whom?
>>64870397
>>64870389
A character from some old comedy skits from years ago. Not relevant, not funny.
AWFUL
SO AWFUL
such comedy WOW so good 10/dildo
>>64870422
It's on purpose m8
>Europe
What went wrong?
>>64870405
It's you, the Eurovision has been degrading since 2009
>>64870422
That's the joke
>>64869346
>croatia
>shit
Cmon m8
This is a classic Eurovision
Great songs
Great bater
Right amount of camp
>>64870427
same in austria (we had news)
I'd hit that high test comedian.
Didn't he just said he has the results?
Then why can you still vote?
Conchita Wurst Bratwurst... Is that a tranny joke
This is not funny!
>>64870406
Marry Belgium, Fuck Bulgaria, Kill Australia
swedes btfo
B E L G I U M
C'mon boys, UK here, you can do it!
BJÖRN
J
Ö
R
N
>>64870499
yes
>>64870453
Myb you think that because of the recent tranny winner, but this year was pretty dank. But meh, to each their own opinion.
>>64870499
the name is literally a tranny joke you dill
>no muslims
This is an inaccurate representation of Sweden.
>>64870478
the professional judges go first are you not paying attention
Oh yes, I love that the polish butter churner returned.
I hate Sweden
>>64870499
Dude, the name Conchita Wurst is a tranny joke.
wew lass. Once again, I'm thankful for my shitty connection.
>>64870459
I know cause i am from there Oida
>>64870478
SHUT IT DOWN
THEY KNOW
>>64870427
What jewwy shithole do you live in?
They're running ads to make money
>>64870435
Fuck off and stay there >>>/pol/
That sneaky Israeli flag that keeps popping up from everywhere.
No refugees in the clasroom,wtf.
STAREET GANGGS!
THEY ROAM!
FREELY!
>In the name of the Lordi
fucking lol
In the name of the lorde
Fucking lol
>and other well known loreen songs
lmao
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Swedish """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>swedish street gangs are white
>>64870458
Yeah, this is pretty solid. Not outstanding or anything but I can't find anything to whine about too much.
>and the waves
Wavves mention
>>64870499
Conchita Wurst IS a tranny joke. Her name, I mean.
>>64870535
>Swedish """"""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""
>>64870526
There was a definite twitching for that split second
>>64870503
Disagree
It picked up, liked the bit with the gangs
I support LGBT and shit but conchita Wurst is so fucking annoying i want to punch this attention seeking faggot
>>64870517
No, Conchita was the best person that year, 2010 and on have been awful. Especially last year, 2010 and 2011.
Does mu think Bosbia could have qualified if it wasnt for the terrorist rapper? :(
sweden makes shit memes
>>64870563
>swedish streets are white
>>64870523
Where's diversity police?
>>64870569
>not knowing Katrina and the waves
it's like you don't even walk on sunshine
Here we fucking go
>>64870523
>be /pol/tard
>see black
>get triggered, yel KEK and spam blacked.com porn webums
>see no black
>get triggered, yell KEK and spam blacked.com webums
Fuck off already >>>/pol/
nice MIDI aT THE END
>>64870566
no stand out musicians
but the presenters have been top tier this year
no boring 'stomp' style musical performance in the voting break like last year
I hope German Bjork rip-off Waifu does well
>>64870545
fuck I just saw it
as a finnfag i have to admit, swedes are more fun.
and better at entertaiment business.
you HAVETO VOTE!!!!
UKRAINE
SCREENCAP
>>64870406
>Belgium
>supporting a ripp off
for that purpose?
>>64870525
No, im shitposting here
>>64870592
B-but Yung Lean
ayy, germany is kawaii as fuck
>>64870611
If nothing else she's definitely a 12 point waifu
that was funny
>>64870587
Conchita is just a character not trans
>>64870591
No, they sang in Bosnian (they do this too often)
Finally listened to every song since I was late.
I think Germany, Austria and Bulgaria were the best.
>>64870593
>anything in sweden is white
>>64870617
not him but the chorus was great and the girl is a qt
mons is so handsome
>i think your ball dropped
These announcers are the best part
>>64870614
At least your memes are spicy
>hoverboards
are they gonna start vaping now?
>Hoverboards
>>64870631
>>64870592
tbqh, I was half expecting him and his sad boys to show up in that last skit.
FUCKING HELL WHEN ARE THE FINAL RESULTS ???????
>>64870641
Yeah, we do I guess
>song is bad to meh but "muh language"
>>64870607
Yeah that's one thing I can agree on though, nothing that'll be remembered down the years.
>>64870536
pls be in vienna
THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE BRITISH
Now, where is JT and how is he going to fit in without feeling too embarrassed.
>>64870675
>>64870677
rollerboards*
how many people is Putin going to have killed after wasting millions on that dumb show?
>unironic hoverboards
wheres marty mcfly
Herooo oooh woooooes
>>64870523
Jala brat didnt pass :^(
>>64870689
Anon the vote counting will take at least 30 minutes
>>64870704
*self balancing scooter
>>64870689
Is this your first ESC? There's probably at least an hour left until the winner is announced.
>hoverboards
>they don't hover
>>64870694
exactly, unless we get a surprise winner I don't think anything will live through the years
but I've still really enjoyed it
>>64870745
SBTWB
haha
Mans song is so fucking mediocre without the COOL GRAPHIX
THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE BRITISH
>>64870605
>you
Fuck off already >>>/offline/
BASED MÅNS I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS PROUD TO BE A SWEDE
SVERIIIIIGEEEEEEEE
>>64870661
>mons
>o
Triggered.
>>64870697
Upper Austria
Ukraine could have pushed this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdcJJyrIHE
OH, the plagiarist is singing
>>64870631
>implying yung lean isn't a meme
we suck
t. binland
>Love Love Peace Peace
The second this turns up on Youtube it's getting saved like a mother-fucker
Pic related. Easily the hottest singer. Bulgarian girl is the cutest tho.
>>64870689
The points give away in itself is a big event and will take a lot of time.
Are the announcers on American TV the same as on UK TV?
this song is forgetable as fuck
>>64870662
right? That sass tho.
>>64870701
He already did a performance, but the segment was omitted for U.S. viewers.
I wanna fug the austrian chick
>>64870808
no its some logotv people
>>64870817
we all do
>V
>O
>T
>E
>H
>E
>R
>E
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/
one yea edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
Im still mad this never got to eurivison
Come one UK, NIL POINTS. We might as well go down in flames.
>>64865036
>was supposed to watch Eurovision
>migrane
>go to sleep for 2 and half hour
>I'm back what did I miss?
>>64869691
>>64869685
>>64869694
>>64869695
>>64869698
>>64869703
>>64869704
>>64869706
>>64869714
>>64869680
>>64869750
>YUNG LEAN
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!?
POST BELGIUM GIRL PLS
Petra is my mommyfu
I wanna fug the german chick
>>64870800
yeah
the other skin is underrated, that line about Loreen is a killer
>>64870804
This or Belgian
>>64870777
Seriously kill yourself already and stop being a giant annoyance on everyone around you.
>>64870817
>not choosibg the superior Armenian godess
boi
>>64870804
body 8/10
face 6/10
>falling for the Australia meme
STOP
>>64870817
nooo.
she's pure.
>>64870834
Why did strawpoll change their layout to this retarded unorderly shit?
>>64870843
they had a montage of swedish music history and showed snippets of Refused and Yung Lean
>>64870838
We're bottom already
>>64870852
If u inti loli shit.
12 for Holland! fuck off iceland dick heads
>>64870857
stop crying
>12 points for australia
>>64870834
Vote here
www.strawpoll.me/10212777/
/mu/ only poll.
Man next year Eurovision should be held in Australia.
DOUWE GAAT WINNEN
>41 presenters droning on forever
>>64870836
we all are senpai
This shit is too gay for gays.
Immanna tend to my stuff.
>uk
>8 POINTS
SAN MARINO WTF!!
>>64870747
>>64870742
>>64870806
God damn yes that's the first time i'm watching and i find it very weird
Fuck russia
Mfw /mu/ are the only ones who hate Australia
>>64870916
if australia wins they'll host it in britain
FUCK YOU SAN MARINO WE WERE BROS
IT'S COMING HOME BOYS
EVERYTHING IS UP
>>64870916
Kek, srsly tho, how is Australia even in, wtf?
Already last place. Yeahhhh
>that azerbaijan brow game
>voting for uk
DOUWEEEEEEEE
>>64870943
UK loved San Marinos entry even if they failed to get through
>>64870948
>Hating russia sephiroth
kuk
>UK
>19 points
>>64870908
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/
4chan's winner
>germany still 0
>AT IT AGAIN
>ESC IS ONLY POLITICS
>>64870896
Implying you're not
Germany 0 points.... here we go again
I WANNA FUCK GEORGIA
we're actually getting votes
HAHAHAHA fucK YOU CZECHIA BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY
what the hell uk is doing decent
GEORGIA CUTE
Petra has no idea what Ireland's presenter said
>>64870836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvT61DXeT6A
The only Song I can ramember was the love love peace peace Song.
Georgia girl a qt
GERMANY IS SUICIDE WATCH
>Germany
>1 Point
;_;
GERMAN WAIFU <3333
>>64871005
>>64871012
Post her webms faggots!
>>64870182
Nobody did that.
WATCH OUT JT
Douwe douweeeee
georgia was fuggin hot, not gonna lie
>It's a Georgia shitting on Russia with the help of Ukraine episode
>>64871017
me neither
t. swede
>Frans in first place
How could you let this happen
Ausfalia better fucking not win.
Georgia 0 points to russia. That's why you don't do war kids.
Really don't want Australia to win
need to have more years of failure before deserving a win
Damn the girl from the adams family grew up so well.
>>64870968
Last year they were special guests because it was the 60th anniversary. This year there's no reason but it seems lots of people watch it from Australia.
>UK not getting nil points
wew i thought we were fucked lads
shut up malta you fedora tipping fuck
12 points to leicester
Australia is in the lead, YUROP BTFO!
t. Norwegian
WTF MALTA
FUCKING
BASED
MALTA
>ukraine is going to win because le epic political statements
They did this shit last year too. Nobody care's about crimea anymore. Stop it.
WTF malta ?
What is going on? They'll be over with the voting in no tome at this rate. This is not how it's done!
points is all over the place shit makes no sense
holy shit UK isn't doing terribly for once. I never saw our act, were we good?
UK 12 points!
>>64871066
Bad joke
That actress is kinda famous
Jesus I hope Australia wins
HAHAHA RULE BRITANNIA
>tfw no qt 3.14 Georgian Goth gf
INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND
>>64871040
are you sure?
>i want her thighs to strange my face
>i want to lick her pits
etc
>>64871079
CHAT SHIT
>>64871066
>>64871079
/lifelong/
Congratulations UK for having enough money to buy 31 points.
I TOLD MALTA TO GIVE THE UK 12 POINTS AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Wtf is going on?
Germany in the last place
>WEW LADS
>E
>W
>>64871080
Srsly, Europe is about to get cucked.
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
We get high points from Malta because they got the George Cross (the whole country) in WWII
>>64871096
No, but you weren't terrible.
MALTA KEKS
>>64871076
I can only assume that our twinks are drawing in the substantial Eurovision gay vote
12 (political) points from Malta though
>>64871113
The only thing I said was something like "this looks kinda lewd"
SPAIN JURY VOTING WITH THEIR DICKS
>>64871093
this is only the national judges voting or some shit
Finnish Bill Nye
>germany
top bur
Germany here: Sorry for trying to save this continent, but we still dont deserve this... ;_;
>>64871086
It's a good song on its own and it isn't EXPLICITLY about Crimea/Russia
>>64871096
We were shit and boring
We should be in last place
find me some san marino rap
>>64871093
This is first the jury, then comes public voting
I missed swiss whistle & fiddle man
>>64871017
Honestly, that's a weak accent in Ireland.
>>64871093
It's only the judges' votes right now
>Australia is winning
>UK getting 12 points
>>64871120
All that photoshop makes me dizzy.
>germany 1p
HAHAHAHA
FUCKING WEABOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!
so fucking glad our country is ranked so low with that cringey shitfuck
>it's a northern and eastern countries feed each other points episode
>europe is going to get cucked out of eurovision by australia
EUROKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Australia somehow winning without neighbor voting
reminder that these votes are done by panels of musical 'experts'/journalists/etc
public vote will have a lot of the political scoring
What is this Australian shit.
lol zlatan
juries have shit taste
I find it fucking hilarious that next year everyone will have to fly all the way to fucking australia to get that shit over with
>>64871160
Germans don't sing, we work and die.
>>64871184
>diversity
GIOCONDA
I
O
C
O
N
D
A
>>64871160
>single-handedly direct mass refugee invasion
>'save continent'
Come the fuck on germany
UKRAAIINE GO BURIAL LADY
>>64871096
like watching paint dry
>>64871168
After watching Soupy Norman I'm questioning if people in Ireland even understand each other
>Moldova will never tell you off
I want Moldova girl to step on my balls
Give Germany some points. This fragile young girl won't be able to handle this ;_;
>GERMANY IN LAST PLACE
Weeaboos BTFO
>>64865036
>eurovision
>euro
>australia wins
>OI CUNT LEMME BORROW YE LOITA
>Australia shitposting to victory in a European competition
Get rekt
>uk getting all these points
wut
>australia on top
wow noone will afford going there
>lithuania doing okay
wow our boy stepped it up nice
>>64871198
my fucking dick
>australia leading
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
>>64871206
Nah, they're hosting it in a random european country if they win.
>>64871207
The rest of Europe will die if people don't start voting for Germany
my favourites were literally Poland and Germany
>>64871206
Thats not how it works tho...
>1 point for us
Thanks Merkel
>>64871224
The further south you go, the worse it gets.
t. Irish Person
>falling for the australia meme
Why
>>64871241
Those were really bad
>>64871121
the UK is the biggest funder of this shite
if we dropped out it wouldn't even air
>>64871224
Jesus we're getting Soupy Norman references on 4chan now. I'm going to go deaf from the soup.
>>64871206
>>64871235
>>64871237
Australia will not win
Why do juries vote for Australia so much?
>>64871184
These are the jury votes. The political/popular votes are added later.
>Armenia in charge of internet connections
Who gave one point to germany?
yellow fever high in europe
Why does this retarded host repeat every 12 points in french it's starting to trigger me
Yung lean was the best part of Eurovision this year
>>64871206
Austria will do. Not like anyone knows the difference.
>>64871223
qt paint tho :3
Are they using lucky wheel for scores?
>>64871255
I almost feel stupid having to ask this but what does the t. even mean? Like I know how it's used but I don't know what it stands for
Reminder Australia cannot host even if they win, they can cohost in a country of their choosing.
Which means it will be in the UK
>>64871291
facts
>>64871247
If any other country had a 18y/o vegan weeabo they would have won, it's basically the same effect that lordi and wurst had.
The only problem is that we are Germany (...) politics (...).
STRAYA M8
Bulgaria girl was quirky
Don't know if that was sarcasm
>>64871289
Only the judges
I know the public won't see it the same way
>>64871292
>yfw Austria host it speaking their native French
>>64871187
>implying this doesn't have political bias as well
If it didn't, they wouldn't divide by country.
>>64871281
meme of ESC 2016 2bh
>>64871217
>>>/pol/
Stay there
>>64871307
regards
>Graham is pissed out of his skull
I love this new voting system
>>64871287
probably the germans in austria, not sure
>>64871291
this. why there were no Ghost in the same video?
>>64871293
Kek
>australia
THEY CANT BE STOPPED THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>64871160
can you just go one century without trying to destroy europe
>>64871247
Can't wait for the bild zeitung and other German media to shit on the poor girl as if it was her fault
>>64871324
she qt tho.
Rip Germany ;_;
>>64871261
Can't help it, I love weird ass humor in all it's forms and accents
>>64871319
...
Germany should stop paying as much as we do.
>>64871307
It's "Regards, " in Finnish
t. Alberto Barbossa
OI VEY
THEY SHUT IT DOWN
Australia genuinely wasn't even good, what the actual fuck
Israel is gonna give six million points
It's so obvious that Petra's gotten orders to keep the points coming quickly. And thank for that tbqh
>>64871346
Fucking medicine students
>Australian k-pop winning in an euro contest
WELP
why was the guy from Game of Thrones the presenter for Latvia?
Hack! nothing to Spain or Germany?
>>64871350
Ghost was in it ye fag
>>64871307
The finish word for regards start with t (tylyäty or something) so it's that word shortened
t. non-fin
Nigga look like a cross between Tyrion and Reek
>australia
THEY ARE ACTUALLY DOING IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADAM
friendzoned
>>64871366
Or stop ruining Europe
Australia winning Eurovision shows me that not only in my country but most Europe takes Eurovision as a joke. Yet we like to laugh each year.
>>64871377
kek
>>64871376
Literally everyone except /mu/ thinks so
They weren't bad at all
georgia was pretty good i have to say
>>64871376
They were in the top, but that's not saying much otoh
>>64871386
Europe hates us.
Colonialism and all that shit.
>>64871259
It is worrying that people in the UK are stupid enough that we will let Eurovision influence the exit vote.
>>64871290
It's part of the rules of the contest that it's done in French as well. No idea why French over anything else.
>>64871376
Shut up cunt, the chink was gud.
How many dollarydoos have been deposited into these judges' bank accounts?
>>64871396
TERVEISIN NIGGA; TERVEISIN
UKraine Garage has to win
>>64871376
She has a good voice, that's all that matters
Good oyy veyyning Israel :^)
this is so obviously rigged
>>64871352
Dude
The public vote is NOTHING like the jury vote and Australia was not the type of song that dominates with the public
>>64871346
Croatia, I think.
>>64871397
lol
>>64871367
>>64871333
>>64871396
thanks love u
>>64871120
THE GODESS OF DOOM
>>64871307
like others anons said it's regards in finnish, just very informal regards, it was a meme on finnish imageboards and now it's on quadchin
wheres a goddamn stream you savages
What has happened to Germany? How is it worse than Poland- the jury isn't objective
>Getting cucked by Australia
>european contest gets won by australia
> a australian korean
KPOPGIRL WILL WIN. /MU/ IS KPOP GENERAL TERRITORY
>>64871409
>The damage control has already begun
AN ASIAN AUSTRALIAN IS WRECKING EUROVISION
>>64871443
Nowhere near as bad as it used to be though. Maybe in 50 years people can vote freely.
COME THE FUCK ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
>australia wins
>next year is in London
FUCK!
CHING CHONG FROM STRAYAA WINNING CUCКVISION
I actually really liked the Jew song.
>oy vey
>>64871376
Good vocals, that's why she's getting point from the JURIES
>>64871376
>all the people don't get australia winning
next year , Mundovision
Aus , Japan , USA , etc
>>64871376
I want to dick that chink if you know what I mean.
I honestly didn't even know that Australia was Europe
Why is this stupid shit pinned
>>64871376
Aus was better than most of the shit this year. Only one I'd rank honestly better is Ukraine, which is right up there too.
godver kanker jan smit
>>64871397
I thought Eddie Izzard, but that works too.
>>64871397
lmao
>>64871504
its not fella
>>64871480
just why.
what's even an objective jury.
It's a fucking joke
>>64871504
it's not
>>64871393
lol didnt notice.
As a Britfag I'm overjoyed that Germany is being anally devastated right now, even though we don't deserve any of the points we got.
>>64871509
Met ze meningen
>Australia winning
How many dicks the singer sucked for this to happen?
>>64871478
>swedish faggot in third place
Belgium creeping up the scoreboard
HAHAHA THE FUCKING KIP OF GERMANY
THE ABSOLUTE MENACE
THE DANGER
>>64871528
>>64871530
THEN WHY IS IT EVEN HERE
>belarus giving russia 12 points
WOW
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT
GUILT
U
I
L
T
no one voting for qt german waifu :(
>12 points from germany to israel
rev up those memes
>Ukraine
why?
Russian qt
>RUSSIAN GIVES UK 6 POINTS
THANK YOU BASED PUTIN
IM GONNA LOSE 15 EUROS THANKS TO THE JURYS FUCK FUCK
Germany 12 points to ISRAEL
>GERMANY STILL GUILTY
Belgium going for a cheeky top 5
>this is hambeast calling
OH VEY
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>64871550
Next you're going to tell me that Greece will give Cyprus 12. Madman.
kek nazis vote for kikes
GERMANY GIVES 12 POINTS TO ISRAEL
>Adolf pls
Barbara must be 70 by now.
>>64871550
It's rigged i tell you!
>>64871480
generic as fuck
I can't handle how fucking cute the host is
>>64871536
This I don't understand at all. We put up the blandest nobody we had.
>>64871376
the music is incidental in eurovision
ROFL
O
F
L
Russia not giving any point to Ukraine.
> objective jury of experts
>>64871546
H O N O R A R Y E U R O
We can stop voting now, australia won
>>64871563
mein sides
>Australia
>EUROPEAN songcontest
love this meme
SWEDN GETTING FUCKIN REKT
>GERMANY GIVING THE JEWS 12 POINTS
Imagine Hitler watching this kek
ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME
HAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL AUSTRALIA
Wtf
THAT THING IS STILL ALIVE?
Germany's song was so good though, why is it getting so hammered?
>>64871535
Its an inside joke, european people who watch this shit always vote whatever seems more funny.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>64871594
just look at Germany. srsly esc is a joke
>12 points to fucking Armenia
>twice
Isn't this done by supposed experts?
>>64871594
Ukraine was shit tho
So basically everyone in Austrlaia is a chink?
>>64871561
Jury voting is less important than the public vote as it's more diverse
What is this Australian gremlin?
LMAOOOO DUDE
I fuckin love /pol/ memes in ym everything
JUSt cuck all my shit up xDD
good moron from sunny sidney
ABO
B
O
what the shit is that thing
What is dat abomination from straya
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AUSTRALIA
WHAT
WHAT
>good moron
why the fuck did we get 12 points from Norway?
why is oz chinese?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
what, what was that thing from Australia?
Wtf is that aussie creature!
>>64871617
Because of classic European shit taste
THANK MISTER AUSSIE SKELTAL
G E R M A N Y 1 P O I N T
THE ALIEN IS BACK AYY LMAO
>>64871586
Its because of dumb teen girl votes.
>hhurrr hes 17 liek ussss
What Kind of freak show is this?
Australia should not win
europe lose the europe song contest
:D
Thank you hungry straya skeleton
WHY IS THE AUSTRALIAN WOMAN GIVING POINTS ALSO KOREAN I UNDERSTAND NOTHING
THANK MR SKELTAL
>>64871643
What the hell is that
dude its the guy from Pointless
>>64871617
Production-wise it was one of the best. Doesn't deserve it at all.
>australia
>white
That Belgian guy couldnt have looked more Belgian
JESUS CHRIST WHAT
POINTLESS!!!
God bless you UK
Wasting points on Georgia's autism
>>64871642
what I want to know is what was up with the hold up.
Australia trying hard to fit in with that representative
goddamn that Belgian chick is fucking hot
12 points GEORGIA
HAHAH BRITPOP NEVER DIES
Based UK jury
what the fuck is this cuck
>>64871643
>the haircut
J U S T
>>64871610
thank you
>>64871608
>Imagine Hitler watching this kek
I am not obsessed with manlet from a shit part of history. Why cant you ever stop thinking about cocks?
>>64871660
the public votes havent even counted yet you tard
the Australian rep is actually a hilarious comic-critic type personality, if you guys don't know her you should watch some of her stuff
>implying the jury votes aren't rigged towards Australia
>implying Australia will get any of the public votes
>>64871649
Kpopgirl's grandma
>>64871672
Only the Dead know peace from this memes
hopefully the ppl vote will shut out Australia hard
Ukraine's song is so boring
>>64871660
Isn't like half the lineup 17 this year?
Seems people really want to go to australia
THIS IS A BATTLE OF THE CONTINENTS AND EUROPE IS LOSING
>>64871679
Oh shit that's who he is
>>64871618
Why is Germany so low then?
One would think that dress makes law some people.
>>64871643
THANK YOU SKELETON
>>64871672
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY MAORI YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK
sasssss
>Richard Osman
>best taste so far
nice, or in the interest of the occasion NOICE
>>64871617
Germany always gets low points.
who is this croatian qt
dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi
VOTE COUNTER HERE
UKRAINE WILL WIN
SCREENCAP THIS
>>64871643
THANK YOU, HUNGRY SKELETON!
REMINDER THAT THE JURY VOTE IS VERY DIFFERENT TO THE PUBLIC VOTE
Has Graham Norton committed live suicide yet?
Based Richard Osman
Pointless > The Chase to be honest pham
>non-eu country winning, with non-aus performer
Well, atleast it's a former UK colonial country, r-right?
EAST BLOC IS GONNA GANG UP LIKE EVERY YEAR
CYPRUS
DISSED
>>64871737
Oh shit waddup
>>64871697
just some pointless celeb
YUROS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
U
R
O
S
B
L
O
W
N
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
O
U
T
>>64871755
I used to think that and then I grew up
>>64871753
If Georgia won he probably would
Guys, it's the EuroVISION Song Contest, not the EuroPEAN Song Contest.
dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi
>>64871757
She's Australian though. Super jarring but she has a super Aussie accent
.12 pnts to Georgia
>>64871757
The fact this is happening contradicts it all.
I feel really Sorry for the german girl, she was really good
>>64871757
thats like saying all humans breath
>may we have your points
>of course
>votes for someone else
damn...
MAMMA MIA
>>64871757
If you want a that literall australian to perform you wpuld have a aboriginal chimpout
>>64871774
Finally someone who actully knows the name of the show!
>suddenly bad 19th century audio
>"german sound line broke down"
lmao
>>64871771
>le fanni schmeller xDDD
>more grown up
kys
>>64871784
Stop thinking with your dick
>>64871767
kek
>>64871792
kek'd
dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi
>>64871720
Because voting Australia is fun, but voting Germany is cringey.
>>64871767
>he thinks we're even close to halfway through the voting
>bloc voting is dead
>estonia gave 12 to Sweden
>>64871798
PORCO DIO
For those who ask :
if Australia wins, next year the Eurovision isn't going to be located in Australia but in an European country chosen by Australia
>>64871767
srs question, is this karl pilkington?
LOL UKRAINE
WHAT THE FUCK UKRAINE
why are all the aussies asians
UKRAINE WTF
>>64871811
Well technically I said ABOmination
Is that the King of space
I apologize for my country
Mrs. Doubtfire has fallen on hard times
THAT UKRAINIAN FUCK AGAIN YES
>>64871767
This is brilliant.
>>64871757
Australia is literally europes prison island.
I wonder if Germany will suddenly stop holding Europe up after this.
>estonian vote presenter
>american
>>64871798
Shear cringe. God dammit Macedonia. Not to mention the scream Kaliopi let out at the end of the song that prolly lost them the semi final.
ahahahaha
>>64871855
BEST
>The passive aggressive responces to the representatives
>The fucking Ukriane reps
AS WE AGREED TO
>AS WE AGREED TO
AS WE AGREED TO
>AS WE AGREED TO
AS WE AGREED TO
>AS WE AGREED TO
AS WE AGREED TO
>AS WE AGREED TO
AS WE AGREED TO
>AS WE AGREED TO
AS WE AGREED TO
>AS WE AGREED TO
Grannies from ukraine topkek
dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boidat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi dat boi
>>64871840
>>64871843
>>64871845
>>64871851
>>64871853
>not knowing verka serduchka
plebs, all of you
muh dick
>>64871840
>>64871843
>>64871845
>>64871851
>>64871875
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>64871880
Great job
>>64871865
weebs all over germany are going to hero
>>64871845
>>64871853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>64871876
>>64871876
ahahaha!!!
>>64871774
Kys
12 points go to dat boi
I want to fuck Slovenia
>actually making a sticky for this shit
Has /mu/ reached a new low?
AUSTRALIA WILL NOT WIN THE PUBLIC VOTE
>>64871875
She's being forced to press them
She's such a nice woman normally
poland has to vote for germany...
>Germany one point
R-i-g-g-e-d
German commentator: "There is still hope that the audience votes will treat us more nicely."
>tfw I dont believe ;_;
I want to see the 42 years of swedish music scene again.
Canti find it anywhere
>>64871927
This happens every year senpai.
>>64871909
still my favourite eurovision entry
conchita ain't got shit on it
>>64871927
Its like this every year boi
Who gave the krauts 1 point to begin with?
>>64871939
KRAUT WEEBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64871944
the entire show thing will be online in a shortwhile on youtube
god damn germany
lol
>>64871880
my sides
>France 3rd
Did ANYONE give them 12?
>>64871939
>1939
>Germany
>GERMANY
pffffhahahahahahaha
>>64871944
svtplay lets you rewind the stream
stupid fjellneger
>>64871920
o shit waddup!
>>64871880
The new Gandhi
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING ITS GETTING EXCITING
1 point ;_;
GERMANY WAS SO GOOD I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
>>64871883
ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao
This new voting system is bonkers
>>64871975
it's available already
HAHA
>ROOM IN THE BUTT
>>64871944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zssd7O7-ls&ab_channel=DimkaNice
>voting even for Malta
>Germany still at last
This is just sad.
>>64871991
>not liking Gina
>>64871948
>>64871958
yes, but WHY?
>>64871896
nevar 4get
>room in the the butt
SWEDEN YES
i want a room in her butt...
Who gave Germany a point?
>>64872011
it makes sense
is supposed to stop all the 'political' voting
France was so bad, how can it be #3?
>Lemonade
>germany
JUST
best song of the night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY
Germany is getting what they deserve for starting those world wars.
>>64872050
Sweden
KEK
E
K
>GERMANY TRIED TO SUCK UP TO WEEBS
>FORGOT THEY WATCH NOTHING OB TV BUT ANIME
> 1 million migrants
> 1 point
Seems fair germoney
DAMI IS SO FUCKING CUTE
>>64872051
But this is much more political voting than normal voting has ever been. Literally rigged.
>>64872014
>STAKKA BO
lmao
>>64872011
The system is the same, only the presentation is different.
>>64872050
It was one of thee early ones
Australia is waifu material too tbqh
>>64872051
But the political voting is most of the fun tho...
LUH LUH LEMONADE
>>64872025
Waay to lefty.
Besides that shes ok
DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!!
OH BOY! OUR VOTES?!
>>64872051
yeah it works fantastically as Germany demonstrates
>>64872075
No....
>>64872071
But Serbian Nationalists started the first WW
wheres that upskirt
>>64872051
nothing changes, only view of point changed
GERMAN WAIFUFAGGOTS BTFO
RUSSIAN PUTINBOTS
BTFO
>>64872071
but they apologized to the jews this year anon, 12 punkte
>share __A__ lemonade with the entire crew
>>64872070
agreed
>>64872071
>Without Germany there wouldn't be an EU
>Thus, without Germany there wouldn't be 50+ years of peace
>Without Germany there would most likely not even be an esc
BTFO
I much prefer it when its all combined and the hilarious bloc voting is apparent.
AUSTRALIA'S DOWNFALL STARTS NOW
>"I can confirm that dat boi wins!"
OH CRAP
>>64871643
JUST
>>64872014
thank you
German here. We should stop participating and financing this shit from now on.
The charisma on this man
Come on, Germany wasn't even my favorite but this is just retarded.
Malta is in the fucking top 5.
If Croatia unleashed Thompson they would have done better for sure.
>Austria gives just two points to Germany
Ebin
Ukraine should choose this as a song for Eurovision final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8
>mfw I'm european
>that one autist that spams 'dat boi'
>>64872116
Because Germany didn't keep Austria in check
Fuck Australia won
0pts to UK from public vote, fucking wrecked.
This new voting system is shit
>STILL LAST
JUST
>>64872186
DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!!DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!!
What is happening?
I want to see bruce lees face crying like one of her le kiwii anime girls, like the weeb-shit she is
pure disgrace to our country and I blame the fucking youtube celeb generation for this garbage
>>64872197
That is what we get for sucking
>>64872199
It is better. old way took ages
WTF IS GOING ON
Get fucked you euro trash cunts. Australia wins
>>64872200
HOLD UP
YIKES
>we get to see exactly which countries are least popular in Europe
yeees
>ALL THOSE POLISH DIASPORA VOTES
Pls mods
sticky a song on /mu/ and rename it to /mu/ - we australia now
BRAIN POWEEEEER
>cue the dramatic film score
wew.
ONLY WEEABOOS VOTE FOR GERMANY
UNDESERVING OF 11 POINTS
Happening now
>tfw from germany
>tfw what is this weeaboo shit
>tfw
>AUSTRALIA IS WINRAR
>>64872186
>>64872212
ayyyyyyyyyy lmaooooo
>>64872200
Just send just Polski kurwa metal to Eurovision, easy win
wtf is this voting system ?
UKraine Garage
Get fucking rekt germancucks. Should have sent Avantasia.
The new point system is so confusing.
>>64872228
>uk
unsuprising
It's over, australia wins
TTours
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
here we go germany!!!!
Haven't really followed the stuff surrounding the Eurovision this year. Is Germany being punished for something outside the actual song contest? The song wasn't really last place kind of bad.
>>64872264
if you're thick
Who voted for freaking Poland?
fuck europe
i'm voting for brexit
fucking stupid cunts HATE EUROPEAN SCUM WISH HITLER HAD KILLED YOU ALL
>>64872257
We would have been last either way
This system is so chaotic
What s this weird ass ranking sysrem
ARMENIA, THE FUCK OF MY DREAMS
>australia winning
>all the shitposting
WEW LAD
>aussie still has points left to get
It's over
>>64872281
This thing is rigged as fuck.
Plot twist: Poland wins
>>64872281
just a forgetable song
>Poland is getting an absurdly high vote
The fuck
>>64872249
>>64872264
First each country has a jury where they give out 1-12 points.
The second part is the people voting, and it counts for as many total points as the jury vote. The number of points giving is based on the number of votes.
>>64872249
Germany still is last this year, just like last year.
Meaning the voting system will change again.
>>64872287
polish diaspora
>Australia can't lose.
Poland wins?
TERRIBLE new voting system
Really hate it
>>64872289
our act was shit though, easily deserving of 24th
>>64872289
u wot m8 ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ;__;
we are out
Why are we even in this?
Pretty stupid of Europe to invite an obviously more attractive, more talented cousin to their party when they had to know we would win.
>awkward pause
poland have haxxed the telephone votes to get maximum
POLAND
O
L
A
N
D
>>64872321
Jurys are shit
A Korean singer from Australia is gonna win Eurovision.
>>64872286
I'm skinny and am used to the old system for over a decade.
#oldmanrant
>>64872289
they treat us like shit and we keep letting them in
POLISH JON SNOW
>>64872340
shes not korean
Dat Vote. Ich lach mich tot.
Poland is doing it!!
>>64872329
desperate attempt to generate more viewers
the whole jury vote is just fucking stupid, isn't the point to make music that people like?
what the fuck this voting system is straight up retarded
DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!!DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!!DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!!DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!! DAT BOI WINS!!!
>>64872281
Germany always does bad at this event.
All that matters is that Germany loses
And the UK will hold it over their heads even though we came 3rd from last
Also these pauses are killing me fuck
>Do the screens have lag or something
>Does the guy talking into their ear peices stuttering
>What
If Australia wins, the next Eurovision will be located in Germany.
THE TENSION
>>64872323
I am mixed.
For one it is a lot (like half hour) more faster than old way.
But as it is faster in it is paid on true tension of 12 point counts.
>>64872361
absolute madman
ahahahahahaha
>>64872368
Oh shit waddup
>>64872363
it's 8.35 am here, not sure how many people are watching
Ukraine vs Russia
RIGGED
Poland is evidence of how shit the new system is
>Poland got top 3 in the public vote
>>64872359
She's genetically South Korean.
>>64872372
>All that matters is that Germany loses
Why tho?
In an contest that is supposed to be about music.
If the 1st place gives 301 points, Ukraine can still win
>>64872395
No they're evidence of how shit the system is in general.
>>64872364
Fuck off
Look at those polish diaspora votes
>>64872014
>Opeth
>Ghost
Thank you!
>>64872405
It never was
>>64872403
looks like some chink bitch which is why they got china watching also
It's like the Hunger Games
- Graham Norton, 2016
ERMERGERD
>>64872359
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dami_Im
UKRAINE WINS?!?!
UKRAINE GARAGE
straya BTFO!!!!
UKRAINE STRONK
>>64872405
Supposed
This is a political Contest, and Merkel is getting her bill
The clutch win incoming
Git fuck ed snakefags
FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA
FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA
HOLY FUCKKJas+9ighdaspdighpoasdh
Noooo Ukraine, why and how
What the fuck Ukraine
RIGGED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EUROPE IS BACK YOU AUSTRALIAN CUNTS
>russia vs ukraine final showdown
rigged
What is this stupid voting system
HOLY SHIT
>>64872403
i'm pretty sure it's just korean when it's genetics
>RUSSIA VS UKRAINE
UKRAINE WINS
AUSSIES BTFOOOOOOO
GG Aussies
ahahahah wtf sucjk it noob austria
FUCK YES
FUCK OFF SHITPOSTERS
>implying
>>64871738
BOY THEY BOUT TO DO IT
Australia REKT
AUSTRALIA BTFO
TAKE THAT RUSSIA
YOU COMMUNIST PISSBABIES
>>64872364
The introduced the 50/50 vote system because a lot of countries vote for their neighbours and not by the quality of the music, the juries are suppose to balance it out and vote for good songs
HAHAHA AUSTRALIA OUTTTTT
YESSSSSSSSSS WE DID IT
GET FUCKED AUSSIES HAHAHAHAHAHAH
WTF Ukraine war zone next year instead of Australia? Not fun :(
Is this like one of those game shows were the final game is the only one that matters and all points earned previously are irrelevant?
AUSTRALIA BTFO
BRAVO UKRAINE
>>64872429
fine i retract my statement until i edit that article
>not Russia
Thank fuck for that
FUCK OFF AUSSIES UKRAINE WIN WEW FUCKING LAD
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
AUSTRLIA BTFO
B
T
F
O
>Australia get shitposted by Ukraine
UKRAINE FUCK YES FUCK YALL CHOKE ON MY DICK
UKRAINE 1944
K
R
A
I
N
E
1
9
4
4
UKRANIA WINRAR AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IS DONE BOIS
UKRAINE GARAGE
UKRAINE GARAGE
UKRAINE GARAGE
UKRAINE GARAGE
EASTERN EUROPE BURIAL WINS
Ukraine wins? Pls shit taste
RIP australia
UKRAINE GARAGE PROD. BY BURIAL
TRULY THE PATRICIAN CHOICE
So fucking glad fucking aussies didnt win
Jezus Jan
DAT BOI BTFO
UKRAINE WINS THIS SHIT
MY FUCKING SIDES
GET FUCKT STRAYA
CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT
rigged garbage
HAHAHSHHSHSHHAHSHAHSHSHHAHAHAHSHSHHSHSHH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>in for Aus or Ukr win from the start
>Ukr then Aus rankings
This pleases me.
>Dirtslavistan wins again
>shit song wins
>>64871738
BOY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE WORST SYSTEM EVER INVENTED
WELP IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU UKRAINE
I EXPECT YOU TO BE GONE BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS
Called it!
AYYYYYYYYYY GET SHREKT AUSTRALIA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AUSSIES LOSE
AGAIN
UKREIGN SUPREME
Wow, really fucking cruel to make Australia think they were winning until the last minute
>germany
>11
UKRAINE IS NEW MEME
UKRAINE ZZZZZZZZZZZ
yuropee wins
LONG LIVE EUROPA
Not political, at all, whatsoever. Music songs only.
GERMANY GOT KEKED SO HARD
AGAIN
EXPERIMENTAL AVANT GARDE UKraine GARAGE FUCKING WINS WTF!!!!
Fuck the judges
Remove them all
DEMOCRACY
Australian damage control in 3...2....
>>64872403
And you are genetically a fuccboii.
RESULT HAHAHA
BEST SONG WINS
STILL HOPE FOR EUROVISION
BEST SONG WINS
STILL HOPE FOR EUROVISION
BEST SONG WINS
STILL HOPE FOR EUROVISION
BEST SONG WINS
STILL HOPE FOR EUROVISION
>>64871738
kek Grattis Ukraina! But wished for Australia
>2016
>GARAGE IS STILL RELEVANT
>TFW UKRAINE
>TFW AUSTRALIA
Well this was fun.
>>64872514
>Burial's back
THIRD WORLDS IS DOWN
>>64871738
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
Russia had a good strategy
I think the jury voters were biased against them though
Australia r u ok?
UKRAINE YOU GLORIOUS FUCKING BASTARDS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
>>64871738
bUT WHY NO RUSSIA
>>64872561
>something something uk doing badly
>>64872568
We're all genetically fuccboiis.
sergey is the best anyway fuck youityuityuryufucking straya
Germany being at last is shit, but at least Ukraine won.
I liked that song.
That was fun. Liked Ukraine's a lot. Good win. The format was odd but I liked the tension!
>Burial won
>SONG ABOUT PISS AND LOVE
Just fuck this event
Yeah, as always Poland fukked up by biased judges. We are top 3. Poland stronk.
Russia must be mad, Putin is invading Kiev next week...
link for americans?
Peace and love. What is this, Miss World
UKRAINE
UKRAINE
UKRAINE
UKRAINE
MANSlet
FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA! UKRAINE WOOP WOOP! From Scotland
>>64871086
I
FUCKING
CALLED
IT
FUCK ALL OF YOU
Sing song about PISS AND LOVE
3rd Muslim winner in 6 years
>>64872555
It was a song about peace
Not EXPLICITLY about Russia/Stalin
That boy.
UNSTICKY THIS THREAD
>>64872614
>Germany being at last is shit,
mad kraut/weeb detected
>mfw german
>mfw the last rational country in europe
Hate rain on me
>be Germany
>get KHAN'D
WELL DONE DAT BOI
GOOD LUCK NEXT YEAR
I'm glad Russia lost. They didn't deserve it because of MH17
>mfw Burial wins
>mfw UK has somewhat won
>>64872601
No
SLAVA UKRAINI
GEROYAM SLAVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXcrj6cUiik
>>64872647
>3rd Muslim winner in 6 years
>Ukraine
>Muslim
You what
>Ausfalians actually think they could win the EUROsong contest
Russia is the real winner of this year Eurovision that jury vote is one big bullshit have you see that Poland got 7 from jury and 230 from ppl who the fuck is wrong with jury?
>>64872654
>mad kraut/weeb detected
mad kraut/weeb hater detected
esc is literally retarded, it's not voting for who's the best, it's voting by political views.
>>64872657
I'm with you brother
>>64872480
And we see how well that turned out
IDI U PICKU MATERINU
i'ma need the instrumental to this
She's not composed enough to sing it again
>>64872647
we don't have neither muslims nor niggers here you cuck
Ah, so next Eurovision will be in Russia.
>>64872684
Crimean Tatars are muslim.
Irrelevant though because Ukraine is mostly an orthodox Christian country.
russian secret police...
the Ukraine song is kind of cool no?
i guess its a sign ukranians are soon to substitute poles as a toilets cleaners in london
People wonder why Australia shitposts
>piss and love
>>64872666
>"UK has somewhat ""won""
>the most forced reddit meme as reaction image
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213863
Did you like the voting?
>>64872662
What does Russia have to do with any of that?
>>64872186
>getting mad about forced memes
you new here?
LET IT BE ALOOONE
LET IT BEEE ALLOOONE
>>64872480
Are you retarded?
The jury is the faulty part of the voting system.
>>64872654
I just liked the song.
Far better than more than half of the songs in the show, it being so low is strange.
>>64872696
mah nigga
>>64872706
It's understandable though, after she just heared she won.
PISS AND LOVE
PISS AND LOVE
PISS AND LOVE
PISS AND LOVE
>>64872688
Russia was shit though. UKR and AUS deserved those top spots.
KEK
this is basically burial
play the song without that shit screeching and i can see why it won
I fucking told you all to get on Ukraine, just won a small fortune
Ukraine to win 18/1
Bulgaria to finish top four 6/1
Belgium to finish top ten 4/1
I'm £520 up
>>64872719
seems like it was /mu/'s favorite based on this thread
FUCK YOU FUCI YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64872702
Same. Anyone have flac?
>>64872136
>BTFO
anon that's not an expression available to LOSERS
european giant mecha contest when
>>64872696
calm down adolf
>>64872755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2qLD9c3Gq4
>mfw UKraine won
they rigged russia votes, all that betting money they got, kek.
CHEEKI BREEKI
Bros, drunk af german here
>any questions?
>>64872713
>Susanna Jamaladinova was born in Osh, Kirghiz SSR, to a Crimean Tatar father and an Armenian mother.[1][2][3] Jamala and her father are Muslim, while her mother is Christian.
>>64872713
kek
Ukraine sent a black woman 3/4 years ago
Loads of Muslims in Ukraine too
>ukraine wins with a song about war
>eurovision officials stated 100 times that "the competition is not about politics"
I am not a russian autistc cunt, who will cry about Ucraine just for the sake of it, but come the fuck on.
It was fucking awful, have you even heard the lyrics?
My 6 year old sister can come up with lyrics far more superior than that.
I'm dissapoint.
>separate vocals from instrumentals
>high pitch randomly vocals
>put them back on
>pretend to be a new Burial track back to "his roots"
>mfw make money through shitty Euro contest
>>64872793
11 points fucking what
>>64872719
Yes it's a good song, the stage show was awesome and the topic of the song can be interpreted to a recent political happening.
ITT: losers complaining about the voting system
EVERY YEAR KEK
>>64872776
Germany should get Trump back, the fucker is German to begin with anyways.
>>64872814
plus burial
Eurovision is a meme
>>64872713
cockhole, please
Why are Russia and Ukraine not the same thing again?
>>64872806
Eurovision was always a political contest and will always remain a political contest
>yfw Europe barely won the Euovison Song Contest
>>64872417
They also could add Meshuggah. Or The Knife..
>>64872829
Everyone in northern europe thinks trump is a joke
How did this shit song won?
I think the people who vote are heavily influenced by current politics, or Israel and Germany wouldn't be so low, and Ukraine wouldn't be so high.
>>64872842
The great war of memes of 2015, how could you miss it?
>>64872812
>I want to study Korean studies
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
>>64872842
Why are Australia and Britain not the same thing again?
Non-meme question desu
>>64872793
Warum bist du so Krebs auf Bildpfosten?
This Polish diaspora voting was disgusting and proof why we need jury votes
>>64872806
They weren't EXPLICITLY about a specific conflict, anyone could relate
>>64872863
>hating on UKraine Garage
>not being /bleep/
>>64872851
>invite non european countries
>beat them
>>64872806
>have you even heard the lyrics?
No one gives a shit about lyrics hon, we're just in it for that sick 2-step beat.
>>64872854
they added that folky cover
>1944 song peace&shit (do not forget ukraina is trying into EU)
>Futuristic aboo from australia (jury)
>Chin-chong from STRAYA singer
>The jews
FUCK THE CUCКVISION
>>64872863
the voting is always political and the same countries give each other 10/12 most years
>>64872014
>they used Lovefool but not My Favourite Game or Erase / Rewind
why only one song for the Cardigans?
>>64872719
good backing track (well duh, it's like a burial cast off)
shit everything else.
dat boi is the true winner in the end
>>64872806
>thinking that Eurovision is about the music
They can't even plug actual instruments in there for fuck's sake.
>>64872863
it's no secret that the ESC is heavily influenced by politics. that's what makes the whole vote so idiotic.
also, our (german) song was absolute bullshit. we rather cast nonames than have real great artists on there.
rammstein at esc when?
>>64872879
weil ich bock drauf habe, wenn du n problem hast kannste dich ganz bequem auf dein krautchan board verpissen
>>64872907
buttmad rusky spotted
>>64872855
Graffiti in Estonia
>>64872898
José Gonzalez is more famous than The Knife in Sweden.
she can barely speak english omg
>>64872907
also JAMALya
>>64872869
Because we're two different countries?
AHAHA UKRAINE WON COMMIES BTFO, DEMOCRACY ALWAYS WINS, FILTHY REDS.
I can understand why Ukraine is getting votes from anti-Russian voters, but who exactly is voting for Russia?
NEW THREAD
>>64872904
>>64872904
>>64872904
>>64872904
>>64872806
>a song about war wins
>Germany gets last place
Now everything makes sense.
>>64872942
you've described 99% of eurovision congratz
>>64872752
UKR was shit as hell but Aus was good and she should win
>>64872949
Russians.
>>64872898
Oh, then I missed it. Not a Knife fan but they are good.
>>64872949
People actually thought it was a good song for some reason. It was top seeded.
Why is it that Brits, who claim to stand above this and not care, are the ones who get the most butthurt by it? It's so fucking funny to watch.
Ukrainians voted for Russia
not even mad
>>64872855
considering northern europe is a joke, they should be good at recognizing them.
>>64872939
I mean, I don't expect it to be the exact opposite in the rest of the world either
>mfw when Russian
>mfw when Ukraine won
>mfw when average Eurovision costs 40-60 millions $
>mfw Ukraine has no money and our song is number 1 anyway
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO THANK YOU UKRAINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64872908
One could argue that close regions have samish taste, I won't though.
>>64872983
Most of us Brits laugh at how shit us Brits are.
>>64872994
why are you slavs always in denial after losing?
>i-it's not like we wanted to win
pathetic
>When strangers are coming
>They come to your house
>They kill you all
>and say
>We’re not guilty
I mean, like, fuck, come on.
This is downright funy.
>>64872987
That is so ironic. Everyone power votes the political shitfest candiates while ukraine is not even mad.
As much as I appreciate 'Russia can go fuck itself the musical'
Why didn't Australia win
>>64872983
A feeling of disconnect with Europe being backed up by the receiving of no votes.
>>64873024
fuck your whore mother inbred catholic scum
>>64872742
>poland deserved being on top, fucking jury
Wat
>>64873041
t. putin
>>64872948
ukraine is not a democracy, its more like facist these days
>>64873024
We won already m8
I WILL SEE YOUUU
IN THE NEEEXXXTTT LIIIIFFFEEE...
>>64873041
You don't understand anon, it's a very personal song.
you cant deny this is a fucking banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>64872657
>GERMANY
>RATIONAL
OH MY SIDES
>>64872932
If rammstein did a song for Eurovision I would both be mad at them for stooping so low as to join in this shit but I would also vote for them 100 times.
>>64873041
Sounds like it could have been written by Anthony Kiedis
Add some slurred vowels and a generic groovy bassline and your golden
Ok guys, see you in donezk next year
>>64873023
I'm sure you are. The majority are usually sane, but have you seen the people tweeting at BBC? So much vitriol. So many conspiracies against the UK being unearthed. So many tears to harvest.
>>64873048
Nobody would Wanna go to fucking australia to watch
>Russia and Belarus giving absolutely no points to Ukraine
>Ukraine giving absolutely no points to Russia and Belarus
>Germany: 12 points to Israel
>contest is won by a Burial ripoff track with political lyrics written by an 8 year old
Oh Homovision. If the entire contest wasn't a complete fucking joke Georgia would have won it by a landslide.
>Russia should have won
Ayy, it was such a shitty ripoff of last year's performance, except the song wasn't good. Can't win Eurovision on visuals alone. That said, [spoiler]REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/spoiler]
>>64873024
Want to get russfag mad? Remind him that soviets and nazis were allies at begining of ww2.
>mfw I pay monthly to see a shitty weeb loose for our country
germany is so finished
like in almost everything we just fucking suck compaired to other european countrys
just looking at our yearly students statistics makes me realy fucking angry at our politics!!
and like we all know the big percentage of germans, that shit won't ever change!
>no more sticky
Was a nice watch, back to grinding impossible droprate items in tree of savior.
Have a nice evening.
>>64873086
Ukraine is the GOAT eurovision country
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
>>64872994
Call me a dumb westerner (Norwegian), but I don't think you can just underestimate the power of intra-European charity. I'd donate to the event. Ukraine couldn't have one at a better time. It's deserved, honestly.
>>64873122
But we could all have lemonade
>>64873147
good luck anon
>>64873132
>m-muh indie rock
>m-muh guitar with reverb and dist
good evening, chaps
UK best
Poland moved from 25 place to 8 srls WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JURY
why don't the uk get fucking skepta or someone on and wipe the floor with everyone
>>64873132
>>Ukraine giving absolutely no points to Russia and Belarus
>>64872987
>>64873185
Still better than the shitty generic radio pop tune that was literally every other song in the competition
>>64873141
I'm half german and currently getting pretty deece at the language after years of putting it off. Might move there for a bit if I can find the right job opportunity. I'll save you Kumpel :3
>>64873132
>Germany: 12 points to Israel
Still apologising for the war
>>64873055
The disconnect is pretty one-sided though. We're not the ones pushing you away. Mild isolationism and rampant exceptionalism is the cause.
>no lemonade for Australia
:(
>>64873213
I'm talking about jury votes.
>>64873226
why are germans such cucks?
I loved armenia desu.
It was a really fun thread. Thanks you, anons! Much love from Spain.
>>64873237
She looked so happy as well.
Thankfully I was all in for both Aus and Ukr, so either is acceptable to me. Sucks for her, though, her performance was good.
So first is Russia Second Ukrain and 3rd Poland jury votes are bullshit
>>64873214
They were doomed from the start.
A song that couldn't be danced to, that didn't had a catchy chorus and with guitar wankery will never work in a pleb festival.
Russian was shit desu
>>64873160
Good luck with this.
>>64873274
I wish Spain got something better than 22nd :(
USA here, you guys were my 4th favorite (after Bulgaria, Latvia and Australia)
>>64873324
It's not like poor countries haven't hosted it before.
EXPLAIN THIS
https://twitter.com/milopgar/status/731607660068507649
Only song I liked was ukraine, ukraine wins, fuck yall
>>64873390
literally what
>>64873390
You want people to explain to you what a chroma key is?
I'M VOTING OUT OF THE EU LADS
WE'VE PUT UP WITH THIS LONG ENOUGH
[spoiler]but srsly, we weren't that bad. Poland were worse desu. Germany definitely deserved last tho, that fucking woman[/spoiler]
>>64873390
omg jajajajaja the background is just a looped video oh how fucking funny jajajaajaja XDDDDD
>>64873421
it's the best song but the lyrics are so damn shitty
>>64873246
That jury is bullshit. They gabe points based on politics.
>>64873462
One of the better songs from the UK in recent years. Actually fairly competently sung, and not some ploy thing.
>>64873489
Same goes towards the audience votes. Who the fuck would vote for Ukraine's song other than politics? Shit was pure cringe.
>>64873489
Public vote is worse
>that polish diaspora vote
Jury is needed to balance it out
>>64873462
>>64873572
I'm British, thought the song was forgettable, wouldn't have minded if it came in last
>>64873282
>3rd Poland
Polish diaspora detected
>>64873205
Jury was right
Only Polish diaspora voted for Poland
>Jury & Telephone votes are separated, making manipulating the results incredibly easy
>EU countries shill hard for Australia & Ukraine
>All the juries hate Poland
>Telephone votes come in, Russia outperforms Ukraine, with Australia taking 3rd in the telephone vote
>Poland incredibly popular among viewers
And people are praising the new system as "exciting". All it does is set up a points lead for the juries' favoured candidate.
To put in perspective, if Poland got #1 in the telephone vote, they would only have gotten into 4th place, and Ukraine would have still won.
I understand Ukraine and political vote both from jury and audience, and I understand Poland getting such an insane audience vote thanks to them being the mexicans of Europe, but can someone explain to me just how the fuck Australia's shitty forgettable song managed to get so many votes from both jury and audience?
>>64873673
>>All the juries hate Poland
because they were shit
>>Telephone votes come in, Russia outperforms Ukraine
Russia only beat Ukraine in the televoting by a small amount
>>Poland incredibly popular among viewers
Polish diaspora
>>64873710
Good vocals, good chorus, novelty of Australia in the competition
>>64873611
>Jury is needed to balance it out
That's why the old system was better, where they combined the Jury's rankings with the telephone votes. It gave the most balanced results.
With the new system, it's easier for the juries to manipulate the starting conditions, and through that the results of the competition.
>>64873710
Legit decent singing ability, which already puts them above almost every other song in the contest.
>>64873710
Yellow fever
>>64873673
>Random numbers are given out to counties based on phone votes from countries, people have no idea how many points have been giving out or are still left unless you're sitting with a spreadsheet doing the math
what the fuck were they thinking
>>64873764
The old system would completely was out votes for certain acts under certain conditions (if you top the jury vote but get nothing in the public vote or visa versa you get ZERO votes)
you could say this means there has to be a consensus but the other way of looking at it is, nobody gets what they want
>>64873717
>Russia only beat Ukraine in the televoting by a small amount
~40 points isn't a small amount.
>>64873825
It is if you look at the margin countries have won by in previous years
besides accepting Russia as #1 means accepting Poland as #3 and that's just wrong
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYquc73h4Yws&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyKsNfccUTuk&start2=0
wonder where she got that piano part from
>>64873611
Forgettable is better than bad. Some of the songs you've sent have been down right bad. Most of the songs were forgettable. I've already forgotten more than half of them.
>>64873611
>that polish diaspora vote
do you really think polish song was as bad as germany one?
>>64873909
It didn't deserve to finish in the top half anyway
>>64873926
I thought it was worse, didn't think it deserved to get through the semi finals
>>64873926
No it was worse. The german one was way better produced. The polish entry was a clusterfuck lacking any red thread
Well see you motherfuckers next year with more shit ass songs
m8 i did this in 2 minutes but i'm fucking crying
https://soundcloud.com/installafriend/sorry-not-actually-sorry
>>64873952
I think you'll find the jacket the guy was wearing was almost entirely made of red thread.
>>64874084
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