Thread for discussing the actual music and competition of Eurovision 2016
Keep the politics and racism in the /int/ threads
>Semi final 2 entrants
Latvia
Poland
Switzerland
Israel
Belarus
Ireland
FYR Macedonia
Lithuania
Australia
Slovenia
Bulgaria
Denmark
Ukraine
Norway
Norway
Georgia
Georgia
Albania
Albania
Belgium
>Betting odds
Russia 11/8
Ukraine 10/3
France 6
Sweden 10
>>64800652
>Georgia
>Georgia
>>64800683
Everyone knows that Atlanta has a massive amount of Eurovision fans
What ever act has a cross dressing freak poofter or dyke will win.
Homovision needs to get shot up by sandcoons
>>64800743
This thread is about music, take that shit to reddit.
>>64800743
>hating fun
Gimmicks/staging are part of the show, deal with it
>Iceland and San Marino were the best from semi 1
>both failed to qualify
It's ridiculous, I'm sure the best song will win the overall competition but it's so disappointing that these ones were cut at this point when they're solid performances
>>64800828
So sad San Marino didn't qualify.
Didn't care much for Iceland though, it was alright but it felt pretty generic.
>>64800722
>timbaland feat: conchita wurst
>>64800683
>>64800722
>yfw Joseph Stalin was a Georgian
>>64801074
Compare to the other entrants, it was in the top half, the gimmick was neat
San Marino has failed to qualify often with decent entrants
>>64800652
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do you care for that shit?
>>64801567
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are you so autistic?
>>64801567
It's FUN
Some catchy songs and interesting staging
>>64801580
Did I offended you? I asked a fair question.
>>64801596
Please give me a good example.
>>64801567
unlike x factor etc it's not trying to pretend 'this is what the music industry is'
it's a whole lot less creepy, more self aware, and crucially much much more stupid
>>64801567
It's the most important music event in the world. If you don't care for that, this board probably isn't for you.
We don't need a semi-final, folks. The winner is clear: Our all-time favourite 3D-waifu Jamie-Lee.
>>64801629
Euphoria was an outright good song
Only Teardrops and Satelite were catchy
2/3 had interesting staging
>>64801655
kek
>>64801629
Don't get me wrong, I couldn't care less about eurovision. It's only your way of typing I judge you for.
>>64801633
>x factor
I don't even want to know what is that.
>>64801655
>music
Oh, jokes on me. Didn't realized that this is a joke thread. Sorry.
>>64801681
Stop raping me.
>>64801687
just a shitty tv talent show
there are millions of them, they must have something similar in your country
>>64801713
You're a thief and deserve to be raped in prison like the bitch you are.
Any interesting acts to keep an eye on for tonight?
>>64801730
>must have something similar in your country
Yes, it's called yurovision.
>>64801748
no, eurovision is more like a tradition
x-factor is major labels telling kids how to think
different ballgame entirely
>>64801748
Eurovision contestants are mostly legit musicians who have released records
>>64801764
You have a small chance to win the euvision if your song isn't gay somehow. It's what the musicians are telling.
>>64801837
Well, yes.
https://youtu.be/akfOYG0dpzI
>>64801837
nothing wrong with a bit of camp
>>64801837
ah yes, Azerbaijans entry in 2011, Euphoria, Satellite, Only Teardrops and Heroes were so gay
>>64801981
>Europe's most popular drinking game
Now I get it.
>>64802061
>hating fun
>>64802659
What? Are you? Drinking games are fun.
apologising on behalf of Ireland in advance for being absolute shite again
>>64800652
>Keep the politics and racism in the /int/ threads
lmao pussy
And this is why the /int/ thread will always have more views
>>64803409
The tryhards are the most embarrassing. Especially if they suck (they mostly do).
>>64803474
It's too fast anyway
>>64803474
I didn't know being annoyed by shitposting makes you a pussy.
I have to work and I'll miss the contest, but the songs I hope get through are:
1. Ukraine
2. Latvia
3. Israel
4. Georgia
5. Australia
6. Bulgaria
I could take or leave any other songs getting through. (but judging by previews, Belarus will def get through with it's staging.)
>>64804239
>Australia
Are they also in the contest?
>>64804353
Australia is located in the bay of Biscay, didn't you know?
>>64804353
They bought the rights to air the show for so long it only seemed right
That and how they stay up until 5am to watch it
>>64804353
They're kind of like "honorary guests" at this point, since they've been the non-euro country that's supported the contest the longest.
So /mu/, thoughts on the Ukraine entry?
This year's partrician entry or wannabe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
>>64804556
sounds like burial
>>64804556
Also, I like that she got Future's album cover in the background.
>>64804556
It's a solid track, wouldn't be disappointed if it won but it is clearly inferior to some recent winners
which was the best song from 1st semi final?
>>64805501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgzTQXYAb6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owdRmyu_Jac
These are my favorites.
>>64805663
Amen
>>64805501
Malta
>>64805501
S A N M A R I N O
He's probably the most successful in the real world of all the acts who competed in semi 1
bump
when is this shytt starting
>>64806401
almost one hour left
>>64806401
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
>>64805501
That blonde girl who wants to be a yeh-yeh girl so badly and the guy who hosts the Turkish Jeopardy.
This fucking guy, holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzPkDb2FSeg
>>64806755
Gay new-wave era Leonard Cohen
>>64806755
Boney M Gainsbourg
Bump for hype
15 minutes
Also I'm calling that they're going to keep making that Europe/Final Countdown joke right till the finals
Ukraine is the one to watch out for
5 MINUTES
WHO TF UP
1 MINUTE NIKKA
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE LITTLE SONG THAT PLAYS DURING THE INTRODUCTION? I QUITE LIKE IT
HAPPENING
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213573
IT IS NOW
EUROPE
MUSIC
ECSTASY
Petra was a good funny host last time
Really didn't need Mans co-hosting
Hope he fucks off for the finals
time for bad host banter
>>64808005
>disliking Mums Måns
>>64808035
>bad
it's like you're not even drunk
the chemistry between this two is very sweet
is he straight
figuratively cancer
plz stahp, your not even singeers
The cringe started early
>>64808050
no amount of alcohol can make this any less awkward or awful
But really, I don't mind, that's what you watch it for, right?
>YES SHOWTUNES ARE A GREAT IDEA!!!
said no one
yikes
we musical now
Last years musical number was better
>>64808069
The guy is the one who won the contest last year.
>>64808050
hello im drunk.
im finland.
im not shame anymore.
we no final.
>>64808066
Yes he used to be a NEET
>>64808098
no face because no tori
Nice banter regarding the points
we riverdance now?
>>64808095
how horribru.
>>64808066
Married (to a girl).
OK that was actually impressive
Still isn't worse than the broadway thing Australia did for the interval in 2014
Is there a vote to make this song stop?
>>64808095
Ah, so it is.
>>64808041
>liking Mans
>>64808112
vai että torille?
here is my tori.
>>64808122
He did a cool thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sGOwFVUU0I
What are you bois drinking
will latvia be as good as last year?
>>64808100
>there is hope
>>64808183
Cloudy Apple juice.
Recovering alcoholic so this will be my first sober Eurovision.
Think I just saw an Indian flag in the background.
Still pissed San Marino didn't make it.
>>64808183
alcohol is haram desu
I bet this guy posts on /mu/
>>64808183
it is the redneck beer of finland.
im poor.
Time for Latvia.
Same producer as LAT twigs.
This is gonna be good.
>>64808183
same
is this disclosure
Is this James Blake?
FKA lat wrote this song
JUSTS FUCK MY SHIT UP
he's kinda cute too bad the song is awful
we /bleep/ now
Is app voting free?
>>64808122
That opening number was probably better than anything else in the competition
>>64808151
it was good though
>>64808196
Sounds alright so far but nothing special, quite generic
>>64808235
The producer IS LAT twigs
>>64808253
>shitting on based LATtwigs
She was the top waifu and the top song of last year.
Fuck this is contrived.
latvia are really into this whole semi-minimalistic "modern" production huh
>>64808276
I blame Lorde
>>64808271
well you sure changed my opinion
>>64808183
Wife and I took day off work to watch, just like every year. American, so drinking gin mixed with Bud Lite Watermelon thing.
FEELING AGAIN THAT YOU'RE BREEDING WITH ME
>>64808287
just saw it's the girl from last year who wrote and produced this song so it makes sense
>>64808298
>gin mixed with Bud Lite Watermelon thing
what the fuck
slp aesthetic intensifies
another husbando?
There are a shit tonne of Polish diaspora able to vote in this semi
This song will surly go through even though it's weak
Latvia is shit but their singer is a qt
this guy looks like LMFAO or the guy from workaholics or something
this is gonna be horrible
oh my
this is gonna be real awful.
is he wearing nail polish?
why is he wearing that ridiculous coat
what's with the jacket
>literally Hamilton
wew
why is he polish
>>64808373
no he is polish
>>64808347
Poles like to see themselves as real men. They will resent this faggot making their countrymen look queer.
>>64808373
He is. It doesn't suit his style at all.
Kek what is Kirk Hammet doing in Eurovision?
>>64808378
>>64808387
it's a clever critique on the circus that this competition has become
this song will qualify i'm sure
I don't think I like Weird Al's new musical career
She'd get it
WAIFU
>>64808415
Except it's not clever and he just looks like an idiot.
It's the stock tryhard "we don't really want to win because we can't afford to, but we still want to be taken seriously" fare
Lorde + Conchita Wurst = that
>>64808314
"Water-Melon Rita: Margarita With A Twist"
Poland sucks. Latvia kind of reminded me of new Bieber album.
>>64808449
Maybe you just don't get it
Wow, she's severely cute.
Easily in the top 5 of waifus this year.
tbqh most of these songs would've been decent if not for the horrible accents
SHE LIT
like literally why is she smoking from her back?
Why did she mess up her hair like that, vanilla was way better ;(
damn she is off key oh my god
It's like two songs being performed at the same time. Badly.
>>64808481
welcome to eurovision, are you drunk yet?
>>64808486
Really bad armpit funk.
she looks like a mixture of Bridgit Mendler and Uffie
Switzerland is aright, will be one of the best of the night
Singers voice is quite weak though
wow annie rly let herself go
>>64808522
EXTREMELY weak
the song is alright though
>>64808513
she looks like someone carved jennifer lawrence's dace on a pumpkin
>LITERALLY Canadian
Céline Dion 2.0, without the voice
>israel
>europe
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>>64808348
I would think otherwise. But he looks like he might be homosexual so he could have a chance..
PSY?
FREE PALESTINE!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
manface fatima al qadiri
>this guy
MY SIDES
Will pro-Palestinian protesters storm the stage this year? It IS Sweden, after all
HOLY SHIT IT'S CRAZYAGA
is he a top or a bottom?
he looks like a panic at the disco fan
>>64808568
Probably one of the most hated countries in the competition but if they have a good song they will get through like last year
What's with the stupid jacket and the popped collar?
>>64808601
OH
MY
GOD
HE MADE IT
>the degenerate jew
How typical.
Sam Smith + Antony Hegarty + My Chemical Romance + Buckcherry
Israel is the best so far although they have the ugliest singer so far as well.
>>64808612
he's gay so he has to look like a faggot
>literally jewish boy george
Quite liked it once it got a bit faster
>>64808591
edgy
>>64808608
remember few years back the spring when russia took over that area in eastern europe.
And how crowd Booed hard that year.
>>64808634
oh that makes sense
but latvia looked like a faggot too
but like the cool kind of faggot that makes you confused about your own sexuality
pretty epic to be honest
This is a pretty good act though
Israeli Fatima al qadiri so far the best
>>64808626
>Israel is the best so far
Not saying much considering
>>64808656
Russia is the favourite to win this year though...
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>quoting Somewhere Over the Rainbow
He will win.
HAHA TIME FOR BELARUSED
THIS IS AMAZING
HOLY SHIT
NSFW
>Belarus
Almost always shit
time for wan wan
>that eyebrow raise
![tostjerner[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Blp2hJE.jpg "tostjerner[1].jpg")
>WE ARE MADE OF STARS
>>64808658
Are you surprised? >>64801837
>the last dictatorship in Europe
AWOO
doge
>>64808729
russia performed one day ago m80
this is so tacky holy shit
reminds me of those t shirts with dogs and the moon and shit on them
>>64808711
ayy lmao
so is this semi final, husbando edition?
Why does Belaruse send a furry
>literally a gay Dylan Klebold
>>64808745
Isn't it fucking amazing tho
That usage of stage effects
All we need is pyro for crescendo
My ears make it stopppp
What's with the warpaint?
>>64808744
Russia is TECHNICALLY not a dictatorship.
>>64808745
yeah this is what happens when you don't bully the wolf kid in high school enough
On all levels except physical, I am a wolf
Is he missing a tooth?
>ON ALL LEVELS EXCEPT PHYSICAL I AM A WOLF
>>64808807
Nice meme
BABY
oh god damn not another skit
Mans is based
>>64808347
>There are a shit tonne of Polish diaspora
not true
t. Polan
>LORDI
TORILLE
Dude from Latvia gives some strong James Blake vibes
Mans is stupid
"Hey guys remember Lordi"
SRBE NA VRBE
>>64808888
dat get
>>64808888
quads confirm
wow a bad song about domestic violence
how retarded
>tfw i go to college with the serbian girl
>>64808888
good quad
>>64808888
this tb h
50/50 in terms of quality so far
Stronger semi for sure
Even the Swiss entry while musically bad was nice to watch
>>64808868
tomi pääs käymään laival :)
>>64808917
It's really not bad going by the standard set
her clothes look uncomfortably tight on her
>>64808962
It is a stock entry.
Does /mu/ like death metal?
>>64808980
Better than Latvia and Poland imo
>>64809000
I like your trips
Dit commentaar...
>>64809000
kek
these guys really don't get the point of Eurovision, huh?
>>64809019
hilarisch vind je niet?
Ireland has Max Headroom hair.
>>64809016
Cute! CUTE!
Christ Ireland has a gay entry
Israel still worst so far
>>64809019
>>64809040
kk homos praat engels
Domestic violence song followed by
>Touch where you gotta
>Kiss where you wanna
I like to think this was deliberate
>Ireland
Good voice, meh song leaning towards bad
Maybe the best so far
>>64809019
Ik kijk op de BBC wat zeiden ze?
>>64809040
>>64809019
Is your language really just mangled german with some english tossed in for good measure?
>>64809064
praat zelf engels kankerjong
>generic pop
I can't believe /mu/ takes this seriously.
>>64809052
Not as gay as the "entry" in your pants lolmao
>>64809016
>>64809051
She looks like one of those Asian girls who get surgery and layer loads of makeup to look white
>check wiki
>she's white
odd
>>64809058
WE COME FROM STARS
>WE COME FROM STARS
WE COME FROM STARS
>WE COME FROM STARS.
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