EUROVISION 2016 semi 1 - thread 2
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First semi-final on tonight
Hopefully we can have a thread discussing the actual music instead of qts and politics like /int/
What time will Tylo be chillin come on?
Second for San Marino best song
very classy act so far. I don't like it
This is gonna be great.
GOD IM SO WET
Meme alert!
Finland - bad
Greece - bad
Moldova - bad
Hungary - meh
Netherlands - meh
Armenia - ok
San Marino - ok
It's improving...
is this boney m
Is that Leo Cohen?
Now this is exactly what Eurovision is all about.
Goofy shit
of course the armenian hoe looks like a kardashian lmao senpai
This sounds like ABBA or Boney M if it was fronted by Serge Gainsbourg
i bet he will easily get that ladies vote (60 years plus category)
KEK THIS SONG
wow this is some real electroclash shit
Wait is this San Marino or T*rkey
Yello-lite
>>64751873
>San Marino - ok
This is great tho
pleb
>>64751921
San Marino
why can't yuropoors into music
seriously, if all music ever created in europe (excluding uk obviously) ceased to exist i doubt anyone would even notice
>>64751947
nigger
How low the mighty has fallen
DON'T LET THEM SJW'S BOO YOU BASED RUSSIA
#PRAY4RUSSIA
>>64751953
nice bait
Where the fapworthy acts at
suka blyat memesong incoming
>>64751947
nigger
>>64751971
Armenia just now
Russia is next, get ready for the favorite.
>size doesn't matter
fuck yo memes
Size doesn't matter because you can always hire a Turk to sing for you
>>64751895
THIS
bookie FAVOURITES next, @ around evens
Russia is the fave to win
>>64751942
great = potential winner
BLYAT
>>64751971
rip leonard nimoy my favorite star wars alien
wtf is this
>>64751895
>Serge Gainsbourg
You're making me miss France Gall.
We even have a shitty standin for her coming up tonight
damn that russian production value
This won last year better use it.
SUKA BLIAT
this is straight george michael
>>64752022
dubs
he's a freak, be honest
nice to see someone put money into their song
>the supposedly epic stage show is just a Måns rip-off but worse
>Thunder and lightning
>it's getting exciting
YOU BETTA KNOCK
ON WOOD
>>64752043
You're saying that as if it was a bad thing.
WHAT IS GOING ON
is this a joke
>>64752031
oh, shit
He's gonna win with this fucking gimmick, it's even better than last year
DAVID COPPERFIELD SHIT
KEY CHANGE WON'T MAKE THIS SHIT LESS SHIT PYOTR
>that nasal voice
this is astonishing, really russia
best produciton value so far but the song is horribly generic eurotrash
>>64752066
no. But it is a meme now.
It's mirrors, right?
This Czech girl is my waifu.. claimed.
FINALLY ANOTHER WAIFU
This sounds exactly like every song that won in last couple of years
qt
Q T
T
cute desu
chzech'm
I'd czech her in public if you know what i mean
>>64752104
>>64752103
Cute
CUTE!
>the absolute waifu
>>64752112
You mean like every song sung yet
>>64752127
I don't know what you mean
how long til she ends up in one of those sleazy czech porn videos ?
what do you think her armpits smell like?
Reminds me of Idina Manzel
dat dress doe
>>64752131
I'd give her my "douze inches" if you know what i mean
>>64752131
>>64752129
>>64752127
>>64752125
>>64752124
>>64752119
>>64752118
>>64752104
>>64752103
Stop with this shit, there's an /int/ thread for that
>>64752143
Some do it better than others
>very part of me
>is a part of you
What did she mean by this?
Huh, Czech Republic might actually make it through this year.
>>64752155
About 2 days
SOAD?
>>64752169
Someone literally had the same gimmick last year but better
Mid-life crisis - the band
>>64752175
It means she stole my organs
Another "we can't afford to win" entry.
Time for buttrock
Low budget static-x cover band?
Hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all.
Nice presentation
Shit song
>>64752214
kek
you stole that off twitter?
Catchy
>>64752240
You take that back
The camera director is horrible for this song
I'm not a fan of Xerxes' new career choice
Are they playing live even?
>>64752240
cringed at your shitty joke
>band's drummer is in a cage
>that slap bass
help me /mu/ is this supposed to be any good ?
>>64752255
This desu. Cyprus normie rocking it.
>>64752270
hell no
https://youtu.be/Y5fBdpreJiU?t=65
Nice ripoff Cyprus-shits
cool how they can get those trance chords out of a guitar
hendrix-level skill
>>64752263
I think it's stylish
If Killers were anymore shit, this is what they would sound like
>>64752270
No live instruments at Eurovision
>>64752270
nobody is, setup would take too much time for every country to plug in their instruments
>>64752302
My thoughts exactly
AWOOOO
hilarious how the image doesn't fit the music at all
lmao th
>awoo~
:3
here comes dat waifu
>>64752302
if killers were anymore shit you could find them on the streets in india
Those are some Kanye visuals
The song title describes where most of their new residents are from.
Hold your faps people
Time for Austrian France Gall knockoff
She's cute, but not as cute as the real deal.
>>64752277
>band has caged drummer
QT!!!
W A I F U
A
I
F
U
12 points from France
MY ARYAN WAIFU
At least this is original in terms of lyrics
>waifu claimed
too bad she's gonna be raped by refugees
cute! CUTE!
Woop woop, we got a winrar
Literally smiles like a horse.
qt3.14 tbqh familia
why is everyone reacting to a blonde european woman like its something amazing and rare? east europe is full of them and all of them are generic and boring
>>64752404
well you got me good there
This is the second time an Austrian has managed to conquer France
Don't know French but seems like a decent song
Weak staging though
>>64752404
>le triggered redditeur
>>64752412
You're on 4chan homie
>>64752412
>eastern european
>white
Pick one.
>>64752395
Looks like Kate Bush when she smiles
2006 never forget
>>64752439
uh r u dumb
im eastern european aka lithuanian and were all white here lol
>>64752412
>east europe
>white
NAKED AF
Uncensored version pls
>>64752412
Because we're all kissless virgins
WHITE
BOI
BUTTCHEEKS
might as well listen to this
it's basically exactly the same thing, except better and written by a competent lyricist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRva0YOVtcI
>>64752404
Seriously though, enjoy your rapefugees, Hans.
has there been a nigger yet ?
Husbando?
consensus?
>>64752463
10 years already damn
he sounds like a kid who pretends to do a grown-up voice
>>64752439
>>64752469
t. american spaniard
>not shot of boypussy
>>64752475
cum 2 eastern europe
girls dont give a shit about how a guy looks here literally
theyre all disgusting and boring and stupid to me tho
>>64752499
Looks like one too
>>64752463
>These orcs WON
Cool stuff
Voice
CHOCOLATE RAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
LISTEN.
James bond pls
>my country is shit again
wew
MAGIC
>>64752480
>Seriously though, enjoy your rapefugees, Hans.
ESTI BESTI
Future supervillain-in-a-musical
Is this 1940 or something?
He looks like he's straight out of a Hitler Youth propaganda video.
He's way too young for this song
>>64752541
kek
>>64752538
the fact that this didn't win is a crime
>>64752559
isn't he amazing?
>>64752559
>implying that's a bad thing
>>64752565
How old would old enough be tho?
>>64752580
I'm saying it as I see it, is all.
>>64752576
He sure is.
>>64752559
haven't you heard, estonians are fascists and nazis or whatever
>San Marino holding turkroach flag.
Well I don't like them anymore.
Commercial break time killer
>>64752538
this would have won. also fun fact they did a collabo with rick owens
SLUT
>>64752614
The Singer for them is the host of Turkish Jeopardy.
>>64752614
The singer is from Turkey.
>>64752637
dumb turkposter
WAIFU ALERT
>Latvian singer is called Justs
THICK
AF
>>64752614
WTF I hate San Marino now!
>>64752631
>collab with Rick Owens
this sounds amazing
MUHDICK
THIS IS NOT EUROPEAN FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64752670
its basically justas, justinian
>>64752637
gb2hole mehmet
MUH FUGGING DIK MUHFUGGA
Remember when Sweden almost sent a trap?
>Petra Maria Mede (born 7 March 1970) is a Swedish comedian
Lel I'm out.
>>64752684
well they performed at a show, look it up. it was awesome
Azerbaijan is the only good muslim country.
Time for generic garbage
With a decent waifu, tho
>>64752614
based San Marino
Most hot so far
>>64752714
>good
>muslim country
pick one
Life jackets in background cause this ship be sinkin
>>64752714
objectively the best muslims. they should switch places with albanians
If I start masturbating now I won't be able to finish in time for the end of this song.
this is pretty bad
what should I do?
Catchy as fucking fuck.
>>64752742
hope for the next singer to be lewd
best so far
>>64752707
would have been good, she's cute
>>64752742
Pour your heart into it, I know you can do it
they should add a new rule that both the singer and the author should be the citizens of the country they're representing. fucking swedes are writing for every third country.
>>64752761
*yawns*
This tan waifu be gettin me
>>64752715
She was good, one of the better acts tonight
>>64752770
eh, top 3
>>64752771
>she
>niggermountain
>>64752777
Agree and trips confirms
Next one sucks, but /mu/ will prob like it.
>monteNEGRO
das racist
depeche mode?
>>64752761
>I have a folder of these
>>64752707
would use his boipucci
>one more qt gril
my dick can't handle this lads
This thread is pretty shit. I'm outta here you cùcks.
>glass breaks
That LP lemonburst
>>64752818
no, it's terrible
the worst of the night, they can't sing
>>64752832
why?
CRAWWWLIIIING
>dubstep
it's coldplay
>>64752841
We all would.
I TRIED SO HARD
>>64752852
does /sp/ have a thread?
new death grips
>>64752824
fuc k no these are terrible
dm is amazing
It's like an even more boring muse
>>64752886
holy shit
F E M A L E
E
M
A
L
E
Y'all ready for another screen ala sweden 2015?
BJORK RIP OFF
eh good enough to masturbate
B J Ö R K
J
Ö
R
K
>>64752938
russia already performed m8
Some more neat staging
Decent song too
>>64752938
It's different enough
wow this thread sure has slowed down
I wish the choker actually did it's job
>>64752988
you can only type so fast with one hand
>>64752991
woa rude much?
>>64752988
I'd take too slow over too fast everytime
Try /int/ if you disagree
is moby gonna bring it?
That will probably do pretty well.
>refugee song
>>64753020
nice masturbation meme
>muslim Apocalyptica
Moby x Jhonn Balance collab finally
>Immigration pandering
GET THE FUCK OUT
cello gold waifu
For a second I thought that was Caesar
just wait for the rapping part
>>64753077
are you talking about the glorious cezar?
wtf lmao
Nice to see Action Bronson is still getting booked
HOLY KEK
>>64753101
Ofcourse I am darling
JHONN BRINGING THOSE MAD RHYMES
ACTION BRONSON TO THE RESCUE
Good entry
Not English though so not winning
>>64753080
TOO PU TO PUD FO IDN IN RN ORN ODJ PEEA
>>64753100
Get the fuck out you leftist fuck
Damian Sandow can spit
>>64753116
if only it had been him
qt alert
>>64753131
>Get the fuck out you leftist fuck
oh shit it's Adele
Am I watching TRON?
Wow.
Yeah, this is already confirmed to a high scorer.
>>64753142
>>64753142
I thought he was pretty good though the commentator took the piss out of him
Mariah Carey + Breakbeats
O chin chin at the background wtf
>>64753185
he just didn't get it babe
L E G G Y
E
G
G
Y
breakbeat pop, who'd have guessed?
What the hell is this spastic dancer doing
what is up with the terrible solo breakdancers tonight?
Good song shit
Shit staging
Hate these acts that just standing in the middle of the stage the entire song
>>64753212
Literally anything to make the act more visually appealing
>>64753212
Bodenturnen
Now go get voting all you yuros!
THE LAST SONG OF THE NIGHT
Eurovision is like the second most watched thing besides word cup right?
French getting the special snowflake treatment because they will never speak English ever
That fucking austronaut is killing me
>>64753238
>Hate these acts that just standing in the middle of the stage the entire song
yeah, how dare they just sing
remember the good old days when esc was exciting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRva0YOVtcI
>>64753279
I really want him to make it
Never watched Eurovison, what is the point if everyone sings in English anyway?
What a waste of time...
>>64753269
eh, maybe
Some other sports stuff can pull a lot of viewers
but if you mean regular programming then sure
Freddie was great my favorite so far
>>64753306
It's FUN
>>64753280
Staging is very important, maybe 40% of the act
>>64753340
yeah so how did France Gall win then?
So can we probably bet that Russia, Iceland, Malta, Austria and probably Cyprus are guaranteed to get through.
San Marino, Azerbaijan and Russia were probably my favourites
>>64753306
>Countries so cuck'd they don't even want to sing in their native language
RULE BRITANNIA
The Estonian boy with the ace of spaces looks so unfit for their song
>>64753352
There are always exceptions
>>64753360
and Azerbaijan, they always get through and they were good as usual
>>64753378
Kid is 21 years old.
>>64753317
Heres the thing about Freddie..
Malta's dnb-like song was also ok-ish
Has Eurovision ever produced any good artists after the 80s?
>>64753418
Man, that's pretty young to be standing on such a big event with the whole world watching. I honestly don't think I could handle the pressure.
>Sweden hating themselves this much
Fucking bunch of keks
Austria qt best by faaar
This skit is fucking awful and I'm pretty forgiving
1. Russia
2. Cyprus
3. Iceland
4. Austria
5. Malta
6. Croatia
7. Czech
8. Azerbaijan
9. Hungary
10. Armenia
My bet
on that very moon
>>64753463
In Britain we have a self depreciating sense of humour too
Grow a thicker skin
jesus christ sweden this is terrible
>like running but slower
>>64753463
Here's some patriotism for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00DRxUXgymo
>>64753469
Oh I've seen far worse come by throughout the years
>>64753500
got a laugh out of me
>>64753491
Croatia, Czech and Hungary weren't that good
I could see San Marino sneaking through
>>64753438
Loreen who won in 2012.
Never was much of a success outside of Europe tho.
Fucking christ this filler is dreadful
>>64753463
have you heard about our suicide rates?
>>64753561
>Sweden has a suicide rate which is below the OECD average.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_Sweden
>>64753543
>outside of sweden
ftfy
so what was your favorite esc song of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEUrp2V4ss
>>64753438
Lena
>>64753629
WILD DANCES
1. Croatia
2. Azerbaijan
3. Russia
4. Estonia
5. San Marino
6. Montenegro
7. The Netherlands
8. Bosnia Herzegovinia
9. Czech Republic
10. Cyprus
>>64753601
>For much of the 20th century, Sweden had one of the highest reported suicide rates in the First World.
Well I guess we're getting worse at killing ourselves as well. Can't do shit right.
here we go
>>64753629
We are the winners
>>64753629
Molitva
>>64753650
crap I forgot Austria somewhat between 3 and 4
>>64753629
FRANCE GALL
R
A
N
C
E
G
A
L
L
HERE WE FUCKING GO OF COURSE THANKS SWEDEN YES
>>64753662
Shieeeet
It was like 10 years ago but I still remember that song
>they mentioned refugess
Oh shit, brace yourself for the incoming triggering
>>64753653
>reported suicide
I've heard that part of that was that suicide was less taboo here so people were less likely to lie about it. No idea how much truth there is to that.
1. Netherlands
2. San Marino
3. Armenia
4. Austria
5. Montenegro
everything else was shit
>>64753710
Odd, inconsistent taste
How this dance song is one of the better songs yet
This dance bit is so terrible
Where is anders breyvik when you need him
>>64753762
Armenia and Austria just got there because of qt's
Mountain Nigger wasn't all that good desu
>>64753710
The Netherlands at least had a distinctive sound
Look we payed for the finals!
Heeuuuuj we zijn door
>>64754096
gelukkig maar!
>no San Marino
Video directors, get your shit together!
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