EUROVISION 2016
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First semi-final on tonight
Hopefully we can have a thread discussing the actual music instead of qts and politics like /int/
So /mu/, who are your favourite acts?
musically?
Y'all better prepare your anguses for unbridled, government funded multikulti-SJW-faggot propaganda. Courtesy of the Cuckdom of Sweden.
Välkomna!
>>64742885
Here are the best songs to listen out for
1- Russia: Sergey Lazarev with “You Are the Only One” (8.7)
2 - France: Amir with “J’ai cherché” (8.59)
3 - Bulgaria: Poli Genova with “If Love Was a Crime” (8.51)
4 - Iceland: Greta Salóme with “Hear Them Calling” (8.37)
5 - Croatia: Nina Kraljic with “Lighthouse” (8.12)
6 - Australia: Dami Im with “Sound of Silence” (7.92)
7 - Ukraine: Jamala with “1944” (7.88)
8 - Spain: Barei with “Say Yay!” (7.83)
9 - Malta: Ira Losco with “Walk on Water” (7.8)
>>64742885
What's your problem? If you don't like it, watch something else
>>64742907
Fuck that Eskimo looking bitch. I wish I'd pissed on her property more often when I lived in Reykjavik.
I'd quite like there to be a thread on /mu/ taking the piss out of the Eurovision song contest
I think it would be funny
>>64742940
Hey, some of the songs are actually good, the staging is always interesting and it's an allround fun show
>>64742885
(you)
>>64742952
A bit of both.
I have no doubt that some of the songs will be genuinely well-written pop songs but for the most part, I'd just like to kick back and ridicule these people.
really? there are people on mu which actually enjoy following this shit in 2016?
even if you like pop music, the type of stuff that goes in here is awful. Plus everything is rigged, it's always the same contries winning. It's all politics.
>>64742973
>rigged
c'mon lad, be a chap about it won't you mate
>>64742973
>really? there are people on mu which actually enjoy following this shit in 2016?
it's a FUN show
>even if you like pop music, the type of stuff that goes in here is awful.
There are over 40 tracks, you'll hear a few you really like
>Plus everything is rigged, it's always the same contries winning. It's all politics
I'm from the UK, we lose every year because we're fucking shit
The best act usually wins
Conchita Wurst was still one of the better acts in a weak year
>>64742973
Wow, you seem to be a very wise man
cant wait for some graham norton banter, it's going to be great this year
>>64743007
>we lose every year because we're fucking shit
this
the best we could ever come up with was bucks fizz
i really want to watch this but the batteries in my remote control are flat, and i can't manually change channels
>>64743055
Stream?
Spoilers
Russia are massive favourites to win
>>64743040
he seems to hate it even more than wogan did
righteous
>>64743068
phone screen is unbelievably cracked and my internet connection is constantly giving out
it wasn't meant to be
>>64743080
>d-don't crush us oh powerful one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
What do you think of this one?
>>64743099
nah, they're just legitimately the best song
Any waifus this year?
>>64743101
>If I Were Sorry
Are the Swedes fighting back against white guilt?
>>64743101
>No muslims in video
This is triggering me
ukraine's song sounds like an unreleased burial track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
>>64743154
Brilliant
>>64743101
meh, weakest one they've had for a while, would be lucky to get top 10
>>64743139
Ukraine has you covered
Are there a theme this year? Alot of songs are about stars
>>64743129
Jamie Lee (Germany)! Who else? She's top waifu!
>>64743416
>Jamie Lee
Q T
NINA KRALJIC
I
N
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGQlYSC9NGk [Embed]
its a catyh song and suprising quality actually+ gay internationl crowd gave her good grades so it must be good
>>64743007
>I'm from the UK, we lose every year because we're fucking shit
I'm from the UK
We lose every year because we don't have many in-groups with other nations who share very close heritage with eachother....also because we're shit.
>>64743732
You're talking out of your ass
Euphoria won because it was the best song
Satelite won because it was the best song
Only Teardrops won because it was the best song
Best song wins, end of
>unironically enjoying watching esc
>tfw when there are people on mu more poptimist than me
Bit of a relief, really. Though it did inspire the best Swedish one hit wonder, so I guess the show has done something good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tnxsSTAy3U
>>64743478
>[Embed] [Embed]
>tfw I haven't listened to any entry, not even that of my homecountry, so I can stay completely unbiased
>>64743732
its not 2008 anymore. the uk doesnt want to win, because it doesnt want to host, its easy.
>>64742867
> EUROVISION
> actual music
to be desu fampai
Ireland on fire this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
>>64744010
are they sending jedward again
regardless of the odds, I don't believe Russia will actually win
>>64744765
his performance was leaked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u45p3kT83dc
>>64743448
She looks so kawaii
>mfw this song didn't win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FLkJc-oOhg
pretty sad 2bh
>>64742913
Who rated them?
This artist is named JUST
https://youtu.be/s1vCG64pBZU
I can already taste the memes
Lots of manliness this year.
>>64746559
Lena was better.
wew lad, we literally sent a dyke justing bieber rip-off this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
>>64746795
>justing
justin *
>>64746385
Wiwi jury, they're a pretty big deal with regards to Eurovision
Austria is top tier waifu and music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPGwvAis3U
>>64746895
That's not German. What the fuck's she singing in?
>>64746602
>>64746570
Most voters are probably women.
I'm just here to shamelessly promote Finland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
ok bye.
>>64746895
>>64746949
Ok apparently Austrians are maximum cucks and their song is in French.
>>64746949
>>64747221
you didnt recognise the french?
>>64747298
I could tell it's probably Spanish or French but I didn't expect a country to sing in anything other than Native/English. Thought maybe it's some fucked up Tirolian or sth.
Throwback to when Norway entered eurovision with this monstrosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV1NBfr5OI4
Not that we have had any particulary good songs in eurovision, but this is just wrong
>>64747988
>decide to use spotify after 100 years
>open some random top 10 popular playlist
>80% of music is by blacks
Who said they're oppressed again?
>In 2014 the winner was a fucking bearded tranny
Daily reminder that Jewvision and their SJW propaganda is probably the worst thing that ever happened to Europe.
>>64748479
>implying this wasn't the best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQNNtbdZ4Zg
>>64748536
That was 2015, I voted for it. Mans "gayhater" Zelmerlow or whatever from Sweden won last year ofc.
>Moldova stopped sending based meme acts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_OVN_gY
I hope /pol/ doesn't invade like they did last time.
This should be a fun time.
>>64748675
>Mans "gayhater" Zelmerlow
>"gayhater"
wut?
>>64743732
Bro, Azerbaijan won it a couple years ago. What heritage does that have with any nation in Eurovision besides Russia?
Let's not forget how many times Ireland has won it. Is there some pro-Irish conspiracy I'm not aware of?
I'm not saying voting for heritage never happens in Eurovision, but you'd be surprised how well countries can do with a good song.
>>64748740
Apparently a long time ago he said something homophobic, but has since apologized.
Tabloid papers tried to pull it up tho, because tabloids.
>tfw Israel has the best song this year
>tfw when they sent a snappy gay dude too
I hope they do well to trigger the fuck out of people.
>>64748536
This song is a low-key jam of the century. Best thing out of Israel since Jesus.
>>64748536
Only decent entry by Israel.
The rest of their songs are jew tier.
>>64748479
>Daily reminder that Jewvision and their SJW propaganda is probably the worst thing that ever happened to Europe.
>>64748900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C03CEocmNtY
this beauty though
>>64748805
>tfw Israel has the best song this year
they don't
They will struggle to even qualify
also, fuck off kike
Remember when Germany sent a song that was nothing but gibberish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gl37zfO1Po
>>64748900
>>64742913
>"French" singer called Amir? checked!
>Black faggot ballet-dancing? checked!
>stronk multiracial female helped by Black trainers? checked!
>SJW-pandering? triple-checked!!!
at least the song is catchy (and generic AF)… https://youtu.be/boYQovCybYQ
>>64748946
I'm sorry that I said something hurtful anon.
Let's be friends.
>>64743768
i do agree that the best song always does tend to win eurovison,
i mean just look at lordi.
but in all seriousness its rare that i dont see latvia giving poland a 10 each year no matter how shit their song is
>>64749011
>muh sjws
I'm genuinely curious. Do these kinds of things actually bother you guys, or is this all jokes? I honestly can't tell at this point.
>>64749011
why does everything related to france contain black people?
>>64748773
He basically said that homosexuality is a deviation something unusual (which by the way doesn't have to mean it is something bad) when he was half drunk on some tvshow
>>64749011
>>64749069
It doesn't add up to much though
Poland get a 10 from Latvia
Greece get a 12 from Cyprus
Armenia and Azerbaijan give each other zero
It mostly balances out
>>64749082
History anon
France is one of the Euro countries with the most black people.
Also a black guy gave France their best Eurovision entry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU-W2STh0lI
>>64749135
i know it just really affects the lower scoring countries each year, so apart from the top 3 the rest of the scoring isnt worth shit
>>64749159
Ukraine and Hungary had (half) black people recently
Are y'all ready for the glorious San Marino troll entry?
>>64748697
too late.
>>64749198
Isn't the lady who won for Sweden in 2012 also part black or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
Can we do well? Or another year in bottom? I bet a cheeky 25th.
>>64749159
This song is still one of the best entries ever.
Fuck that was a great song to play in summer
>>64749276
shes moroccan i think
>>64749159
>>64749320
The commentator in the UK said it was a big hit but it did terribly in the scoring
>>64749389
i didnt even know that was a eurovision song
>>64749389
12th place isn't what I'd call terrible.
I mean, that was the same year we got the whol epic sax guy meme, and that song came 22 out of 25.
bout 45 minutes left
Quick, post your favorite eurovision entries!
Any good streams?
>Be Britfag
>Favourite song is Cyprus
>mfw can't vote for it
Every single fucking year this happens. This had better not be another Cake To Bake, two years later and I'm still salty that didn't qualify.
>>64749583
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213563
>>64749583
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213563
Also on the Eurovision youtube channel.
>>64749533
I dare you guys to find a single better non-joke entry:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
>>64749636
>non-joke
Dont you cucks have TVs? Every European country is probably airing it
>>64748536
It's weird the song was YUUGE when he got to the semis and stayed for a little while after but faded pretty quickly. He's release a few other songs but other than that he's out of the limelight
Still props to him I guess for getting the mizrahi style out (the middle eastern style in the chorus) to the world, as much as I dislike that style of music
>>64749636
>that one time Bulgaria sent a /bleep/ banger to Eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjqOGtPyFNw
>>64749659
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>64749663
oh I didn't know everyone on 4chan is European
>>64748741
russia supplies large amounts of oil to all parts of the EU
if they say yes, the eu either agrees or starves
And Ireland have adopted the euro, "thrown their shackles" of the UK and adopted an even more sinister group of bastards, of course they're all handshaking.
>>64749636
That's a strong one, but I think I like this one a little more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
>>64749719
do non europeans care about eurovision?
>>64749813
Straya cunts love eurovision
>>64749587
no offense but why can't you vote for it
this semi is so ridiculously strong compared to thursday.. thursday is pure shit
>>64743154
it's so horrible.. but it's predicted to finish high because it complains about russians
>russia still wins
>>64749533
1 - Euphoria
2 - Satellite
3 - Only Teardrops
4 - We are Slavic
5 - No prejudice
>>64749813
It's slowly becoming more and more popular. It's been gaining fans in the Americas for a while now.
>>64749587
>Cake To Bake
Shocking it failed to get through
>>64749865
>4 - We are Slavic
I'm still pissed that I can't seem to find their album anywhere, they got some bangers on it.
>>64749863
Hey man, semi 2 has Georgian Blur in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
It probably won't get to the final...but I can dream.
>>64749920
best song by far
but probably won't get through the semi
so at what time does this thing actually start? is it streaming anywhere?
>>64749533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s6tu5SLPEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmw_DGg7Jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOP2DSvSO88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEIOS1oUeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4uMYVG4-N0
>>64749533
1. Ruslana - Wild Dances
2. Elnur & Samir - Day After Day
3. Jessy Matador - Allez Ola Olé
4. Sertab Erener - Everyway That I can
5. Lena - Satellite
>>64749827
Only countries participating in the semi final can vote. The Big Five (Spain, Italy, France, UK, Germany) are split between the two semi finals. The UK can only vote in the second semi final, not the first.
>>64749853
t. bernout
>>64750063
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRR3ppOqBzw
>>64750063
Starts at 8pm GMT (in 20 mins).
For streaming, see above.
>>64750076
and also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxEBAoCZIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TouzY3_yq0
>>64750116
>>64750144
Thank you!
>>64749533
I forgot to post my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltkPaUBlXnQ
>>64750191
tatu was terrible
>those vocals
is it even worth fucking around in these threads for today and thursday
i was here for the final last year and DSL-anon fucking changed my life
I'm watching this for the first time in my life
What am I in for?
>>64750264
Nah, these threads are fucking boring
>>64750280
MEMES
MULTICULTURALISM
TOLERANCE
POP MUSIC
GAY PEOPLE BEING GAY
FUN
PSEUDO-POLITICAL STATEMENTS
Where the BBC stream at?
countries are taking eurovision too seriously lately.. It's because televized singing competitions are closer to being the norm
every other contestant is a finalist on voice albania or whatever...
it ruins the competition when there's no comedy to break up the 45 "different" singers
Best song coming through:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6xGnAFFbo8
Has there ever been an experimental/'out-there' entry?
>>64750379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>64750357
Graham Norton's only hosting the finals, the semi-final hosts are usually boring
Might as well watch the yt stream
>>64750379
Dschinghis Khan was pretty damn "out-there" as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEUrp2V4ss
>>64750379
By /mu/ definitions, or by general public definition?
>>64750399
>>64750392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA
Let's not forget Gay Dracula
>>64750443
>>64750379
And LAT Twigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVbR98J7Q4
I've watched this since I remember, but it's pretty clear that's rigged. Neighbors voting on neighbors, like the orgy that goes in the Balkans,countries like Portugal or Spain will never get a chance at it due to their geographic situation.
Still fun to watch, I still remember when I saw Lordi for the first time, great keks we're had.
>>64750379
just last year dropped some partrician joints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G48p8eNhnd8
>>64750492
Well, yeah.
But you don't watch it to see who wins, but just to laugh at the damn thing.
>>64750492
>the entire crowd booing Russia's entries in 2014
I know Russia might be a terrible state with terrible politics but the poor girls honestly didn't deserve it.
Remember that time a tranny won?
She was pretty good to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZOVYCb9uY
>>64750528
>I know Russia might be a terrible state with terrible politics
Hello, CIA.
>>64749082
Because we got shittons of african colonies and still have shittons of remote Islands in the Carabeans+ Guyana. Fuck, how's that so hard to understand...
>>64750379
dont forget georgian björk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s6tu5SLPEs
>>64750528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9if_MVl45Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI8n9Ma1HmA
So rude, honestly
>>64750528
>booing 16 year old girls singing for belonging to a country
>ban palestine flags because israel is competing
>pretend to be overly accepting of everyone
Why is it that every time a country tries to send a "heavier" act, they always end up with botched vocals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTXz60794lI
>>64749159
>Also a black guy gave France their best Eurovision entry.
I was gonna complain, but then I realized that France Gall was singing for Luxembourg.
>>64750589
hey.. it's euron greyjoy
>DA LUUUUV GLOBE
i am gay
>>64750392
Feel the Maïdan in your pants
It's starting lads
>Getting ready to watch Eurovision semi-final
>Don't get BBC 4 HD
Fuck
Is Mans still /hm/ guys?
>still hum Belgium and Estonia entries from last year from time to time
>2015 winner perfoming
>no on screen graphics
Why? That was the whole reason he won
>>64750732
Belgium was parappa the rapper right?
>>64750752
Yeah
Gay pedo Chad was pretty bad.
blegium is gay
>>64750751
You'll see enough of that this year.
>>64750751
>no on screen graphics
I wish it would stay that way
refugees welcome
I'm just gonna listen to old entries, they're all much better than this tryhard shit coming up
>>64749853
t. Rasheed
boring
What do these things mean
awful host banter in horribly accented english
I missed that
Remember when the green room guy called Petra a milf?
>>64748140
Sleep tight Hitler
>>64750863
Petra was a good host last time, quite funny
>>64750856
edgy
last years hosts were cuter
even the drag queen
Why'd she just knudge him?
was the banter this awful last year as well?
>the look in their eyes
YOU JUST KNOW
>grab your towels, it's time to come together
l-lewd!
thicc nurse
>>64750928
The UK semi final commentators are fucking shit too
What the fuck is this finland?
so thick
this is what a hightest woman looks like?
>>64750933
Måns Zelmerlöw is known to be THE most hung guy in Eurovision, possibly one of the biggest in the world.
>>64750975
"audience favorite" that totally was not backroom deal.
she'd eat all of us alive
Dam she thicc
too bad she can't carry a tune
>>64751003
I'd let her eat my penis, alright
meh song
Stronger than the average though
well that was awful
>>64750993
Why would someone pay for the 80s to come back
Greece can't afford to win, so this is gonna be great.
>>64751071
you were right
Greece, what are you doing?
Is this a fucking joke?
Gotta say, the stage looks great this year.
>greece can afford a trip to Sweden
GANGSTA SHIT
look at those clowns.
get yourself together greek, sheesh
Is this the greek Ace of Bass? I swear this sounds just like All that she wants
those dropcrotch pants though
filip
7/8 IN THIS SHIT
GO GREECE
>utopian land
>greece
not for quite some centuries now
>>64751086
There recent entries have been okay/good
This is embarrassing
what's with those random eskibeat sounds in the background?
This shit sounded just like Eskimo riddim
>with the rise of the rising sun
>come with us and have some fun
DAMN......................,,......
3 seconds in and ive already given up
>song telling me to dance
>it's in some weird time sig
>>64751163
what does she mean by this?
She's kinda cute at least.
>>64748805
>>64748900
>>64750601
Why is Israel taking part in an European contest anyway? Since when is Israel part of Europe?
>>64751179
Since when is australia kek
>>64751179
Are you an anti-semite?
>>64751179
since europe created it to house their unwanted jews
Are the in ear monitors shit or cant anyone sing? Wtf is going on?!
>>64751179
Since when are Azerbaijan or Turkey or Austalia part of Europe?
>>64751179
Israel is about as European as Australia senpai
oh shit spaecman
hahaha what the fuck is that astronaut doing
Isn't this the first time they will air this shit in the US?
>>64751179
Morocco even competed once dude
Shit just got real, Yuri Gagarin has joined to contest to show his dancing skills. WTF.
not a lot of effort so far
>>64751233
Yep, final is airing for the first time in the US.
this is the most boring trite I have ever heard
>>64751237
tinfoil man was sick
>>64751243
This song couldn't have been more generic if they tried
What is zayn malik doing in dis
>>64751263
that's pretty much the point
Well it looks like zayn from 1d has found his new money source.
Oh yeah, chainsmoker voice
sexiest singer so far
HE ISNT EVEN HITTING THEM
>>64751263
And there's like 40 of those you'll be hearing by Sunday.
Isn't eurovision wonderful?
>Eurovision
>Australia
There's red coming from my ears. Is that bad?
He sounds like Chad Kroeger but fuck he's cute
>>64751305
NONE OF THE INSTRUMENTS ARE ACTUALLY EVER PLAYED AT EVENTS LIKE THIS
Most boring backup singers ever
