Would you let him fuck your mom if it meant you could fuck any musician of your choice for 10 minutes?
pretty sure my mom has already fuck Jay Z
>>64705067
as long as Jay-Z counts as a musician
Let's turn this question around: would you let your son fuck a poor, dirty, drug-ridden musician and throw away his future if you could have an affair Jay-Z in exchange?
>>64706018
Sky?
>>64706018
>son
Or better yet, your daughter. Wasn't thinking, sorry
>>64705067
anything for grimes
thhey'd toast after
im gonna steal the jewess from the ultimate jew, jay z can gave my mom
Yeah, but I'd have to talk my mom into it. She'd do anything for her baby boy tho
>>64705067
Uh, aren't we forgetting somebody's opinion here? I can't LET anybody have sex with my mom. That's my mom's choice, not mine.
Happy Mother's Day, mom.
>>64706068
wtf kind of life does grimes live.
>make beyonce mad
>gross hov out
>ruin my mum's mother's day
>get to lick any annie's feet
There is no downside to this
>>64706089
thanks son
>>64705067
>Wife puts him on blast for sympathy PR
Is Jay Z cucked, or was he the mastermind of this whole thing?
>>64706107
The exact life that sheltered suburban white girls dream of living during their private high school years
>>64706186
I like girls
>>64706186
is that taytay? is she really six feet tall? thats almost giantess level desu
>>64706018
look at that ugly fucking mug, no woman would have sex with him, money is the only thing going his way, but that doesn't matter during sex
>>64705067
I would let him do it, then tell Beyonce about it so she divorces him, he would then get depressed and put out an album that's not shit
>>64705067
>10 minutes
i don't know if you've ever had sex, but in any realistic way its sort've impossible to go through it this fast in any satisfying way.......
i mean, maybe a 14 year old with a porno mag in his parent's bathroom...
>>64705067
Can I bring the musician back into her prime?
>>64706107
The thug life.
>mfw I'd cheat
>I wouldn't fuck Katy Perry, I'd just stuff my cock down her throat for 10 minutes and leave without paying
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>64706401
yes you may push your imagination to its wackiest and most horribly taboo fetish limits ........NO LIMITS, PICK A WHOLE BAND, GET FREAKY WOOO
>>64706393
>i don't know if you've ever had sex
of course not
>>64706393
Sex doesn't require finishing. That is also what makes the deal more interesting.
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>>64706393
>implying you would last more than thirty seconds between Katy Perry's thighs
joke's on you, my mom already fucks black men
>>64706439
then yes
I'd do anything to fuck Nicki Minaj.
2 minutes is all i need
yes if it meant i get to spend the day with thom yorke
dont ever talk about my mom again
It's the only way my dream of a Gero 30 and Keiji Haino threesome could happen.
Gotta take one for the team, ma.
This fucking thread
yes I would for restored PJ
>>64708664
Hands off my wife pal. We're going through some things. She'll be back.
>>64705067
Like if he could approach my mom with the offer and somehow she accepted then I wouldn't give a damn and I'd get to fuck Marina.
I bet Jay-Z can actually arrange for this kind of stuff, tho', and that is quite the thought.
