Have you ever had a spiritual experience jacking off to an album? I have.
Let me tell you.
I started off easy, thinking about Joanna having one on me. After 81 up and downs, my good intentions still had no provenance, despite my company being the size of a baby birch. I was paving the way for something big.
You and me, Bess - that's how I call my jackrabbit - were on a good day. I was really going long; it stretched all the way to the Occident, somewhere In California.
Hard as a Kingfisher's beak during a cold autumn, even a ribbon bow wrapped tight around it could not have concealed what came out - it was m-esme-rizing. Being soft as chalk again, I thought: "this does not suffice". So I started again.
tfw
>>64577236
LMFAO POST THIS ON REDDIT
Delet this
>>64577236
what
>>64577236
This is a travesty.
Delet
>>64577832
Faggot
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Kek'd
And yes, OP, I have. To pic related. Many, many times. I don't ever really even listen to the album when not masturbating. But usually I think about fucking some girl I knew in high school while thinking about how beautiful it is to be alone. The upside is I cum buckets. The downside is it makes me really sad.
>>64577926
Fucking faggot
>>64577236
test
>>64577842
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>>64578001
haha lmao epic :D
>>64577885
No u
