/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 17
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Radiohead continue to rev up the hype machine
-Where were you when Views from the 6.8?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
memes
I want this tradition and the site it glorifies to die already
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
-This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca and Moriaki Wakabayashi.
kys
I want to break into the p4k offices and lick Zoe's chair
>>64540635
what if this was her chair
>>64540701
why is there brown and white stains on that chair?
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>>64541136
the person who posted the photo is implying that zoe pooped on the chair, because he's an adult and he finds that funny
fuck anime
score for the Impossible Kid?
>>64541449
7.2
I'm gonna have to delay those OP images another night, I'm sorry.
I'm still reeling from Drake being BTFO
>>64540528
Thanks for contributing to p4k culture
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
>>64541768
>64541768
>68
>Views from the 6.8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHec0NUB8IA
Converge playing full Jane Doe live.
Noise
TMT joining in on the beatdown.
>>64543051
its truly just not very good
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Katy B 7.0 by Brad Nelson
Close To the Noise Floor - Formative UK Electronica 1975 - 1984 8.1 by Simon Reynolds
Holy Ghost! 7.0 by Cameron Cook
Yoni & Geti 7.2 by Paul A. Thompson
Lush 7.9 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Spooky really doesn't get the recognition it deserves. The rest of Lush's LPs range from average (Split) to awful (Lovelife), but Spooky is genuinely one of the better shoegaze albums to come out of the 90s.
>>64543051
>p4k 6.8
>fandango 4/10
>tmt 2.5/5
its over for drizzy
Me and my friends made a podcast where we review Pitchfork BNMs and bitch about pitchfork. If you're in this thread, I guess you might dig it
metaforkmusic.com
>>64543051
fuck you guys Views is prime Drake
DRAKE ON SUICIDE WATCH
CANADA BTFO
>>64543051
>simp rap
top kek
>>64543103
that Yoni & Geti album is really nice stuff
