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>>64466365

http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
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devin townsend is the cardiacs version of metal
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>>64469137
Makes sense since he loves them

Who is Beefheart and Zappa of metal?
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>>64469117
I think some devy tracks are really well done pop metal but too much of his solo discography feels like filler
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DUN DUN. DUNNN.
ts......ts.....ts.....ts......ts.....
DUN DUN. DUNNNNNNNwnnnnnnnnnn chi ts
DUN DUN. DUNNN.
ts......ts.....ts.....ts......ts.....
DUN DUN. DUNNNNNNNwnnnnnnnnnnWWWWWW
NYNYNNYNYNYNYNYNYNYNYNYN

what song am I
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what are yall listening to?
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>>64469149
mike patton and todd smith

no idea about beefheart
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>>64469165
Devy is best either at being total nut like SYL or at doing slow atmospheric tracks like on Ocean Machine and Ki
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>>64469170
Spheres of madness
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>>64469184
SAAPUI HÄN KESKELLE HÄVITYKSEN :DD
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*holds up spork*
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>>64469184
had forgotten just how enjoyable this is

>>64469170
Locust Furnace
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>>64469170
YOU BREED
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>>64469211
>tfw not finnish

you guys always seem so happy
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>>64469184
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>>64469231
>memerap

"no"
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>>64469251
>memerap meme

''no''
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>>64469241
there's a cumming joke there
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>>64469184
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What is the verdict?
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>>64469292
boring derivative proge rock
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>>64469217
anon, spork metal will bring salvation to the world some day, according to my main man hhh
>It’s hard to describe, but I can imagine a computer music that embodies this combination of FEDERATION, TRANSFIGURATION, and ALCHEMY—not so much combined into a unity, but into a roiling, contradictory mess, like mental and emotional gymnastics courses on which the soul can discover its true nature, only to abandon this nature and replace it. It would be a flux of clashing identities, imperatives, and motifs: noise, cloud rap, punk, metal, avant-garde music from the IRCAM-era, romantic tone poems, medieval masses, candy ravers, Elisabethan aristocrats, brooding modernists. It would experiment with frequencies, vibrations, hyper-compressed and hyper-extended temporal durations, stochastic irregularities, and phase spaces at the inner, interpersonal, organic, and inorganic levels. And all of it would clash together as a super-cultural counter-identification with the one true God in an eschatological supercollider, creating particles of faith, hope and love.

btw, what's some good or underrated eclectic-as-all-fuck avant-meal? i've grown a liking of patton projects lately
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>>64469292
yo this sounds like dream theater and mr bungle at the same time
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>>64469292
Sounds like poor man's Leprous
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i wish there was an entire album which sounded like the beginning of phobophile
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>>64469325
>proge
worst meme ever

if my definition is right proge means buttrock prog, right? wouldn't that be more apt for bands like karnivool, cog and so and so not dream theater-type music
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>tfw bought a bunch of voivod albums and a bunch of chinese mangos
has /metal/ bought anything good lately?
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>>64469117
TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF
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not feeling this like i did Sylvan Matriarch. it's ok though. i think i'm already over the "grindcore bands aping orthodox bm and dm" trend
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Was kiss ever legitimately good? Also it's kind of weird with all the talk of them being an influence on bands they always mention their image and not their actual music as an influence
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>>64469357
No, proge refers to bands that ape and copy prog bands but aren't actually progressive by definition.

Dream theater were progressive. Bands that copy their style aren't. They're proge

there's great proge though, some better than the actual prog it was influenced by.

haken's proge but they're better than dream theater
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>>64469363
Are you gonna make a thicc fluffy fruit smoothie with all those mangoes?
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>>64469149

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1X0Bejwnko

sounds like a death metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiorncOFpcg
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>>64469375
TAKE THEM OFF OF MY HEART
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>>64469391
yes
listen to alive (the live album duh) and tell me you aint singing along

but I've always thought that hanoi rocks were just a better Kiss
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>>64469357
>karnivool
Can we stop this meme that they are a copy of Tool? Sound Awake was almost as good as Lateralus and way better than 10 000 Days
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>>64469357
>>64469394
I'm really starting to regret introducing this meme here.
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>>64469326
>good or underrated eclectic-as-all-fuck avant-meal?

try pic related, it's essentially Blackened Mr Bungle mixed with a lot of Frenchness
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>>64469429
they are a complete copy and its awful

go away australian i think i hear a huntman spider in your shoes and headphones make sure it doesnt lay eggs
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>>64469452
REMINDER THAT NATIVE CONSTRUCT IS A FUN ALBUM

IF YOU TAKE THAT ALBUM SERIOUS YOU ARE AN IDIOT
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>>64469452
how is baroness even proge they're just inoffensive bland stoner rock they aren't proge just because they play more ballads
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>>64469460
I'm Australian and actually just saw a huge ass spider in my house a minute ago I will post a photo of it soon
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>>64469452
>behold the arctopus
What an awful band
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>>64469452
This might be the first chart I saw here from which I haven't listened one single album
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This is better than Queensryche
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>>64469481
Twelve Foot Ninja are way superior genre hopping proge

>>64469490
Because some sites tag them as prog even though they clearly aren't
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>>64469165
The thing is, at this point Devy has the resources to just make whatever he wants. So it's both a blessing and a curse: we don't have to wait so long between releases, but he's not forced to revisit his ideas again and again until they're seriously good instead of just "okay".

He already topped out with Deconstruction and Ghost, so it doesn't really matter.
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>>64469452
good thing since i was a teenager i avoided metal albums with photoshop covers like the plague and never got into any proge, bad thing is i missed out so much great death metal like Dying Fetus.
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>>64469516
Do listen to The Ark Work, it's a beautiful little memefest. It sounds like something that Fantano would feature on "It Came from Bandcamp" except it's 100% serious.
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This is the best Maiden album.
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>>64469540
and he compartmentalizes too much now

Accelerated Evolution has more diverse material than anything since Ziltoid
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Any more weird death/thrash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_m__5LbSUo
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finally I can listen to None So Vile again without thinking about my ex..... this is great
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>>64469385
>grindcore bands aping orthodox bm and dm

which bands did that?
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>>64469577
>proto deathcore/slam
Why is that album acclaimed agian
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found this yesterday, pretty dope
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>>64469558
Accelerated Evolution is so good. It and Synchestra are better than 2/3 of his solo work, seriously.
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>>64469590
>10/10 extreme drumming, solos and riffs, vocals, album cover, songs

gee I wonder
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>>64469537
its not even that genre shifting

it comes from prog metal to metal-core and then to vaudeville queen rock

how is that worthy of calling something sporky? i dont get it
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>>64469616
None of hose are close to 10/10
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>>64469460
Here it is, Shit like this makes me want to move out of the country.
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>>64469634
Looks cute :3
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Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBPmxiVMKk
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>>64469628

>being THIS wrong
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>>64469590
>no core influence whatsoever
>implying slam didn't come from Dying Fetus and Suffocation
>somehow proto deathcore/slam

>>64469634
even your cuntrie's animal population wants to murder your ass
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>>64469665
Pretty hilarious
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>>64469626
Random genre hopping is THE definiton of spork core
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images and words demos sound better than the final album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PnOg9yRoUI
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YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISES
FALLING OUT OF LOVE
YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISES
FALLING OUT OF LOVE

WHEN YOU CROSSED THE LINE
YOU'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY HEART
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>>64469555
True.

>>64469452
>proge
>Dream Theater
>Devin Townsend
>Baroness
>Queensryche
>being this wrong
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>>64469579
Plebeian Grandstand has been deathscreamo omega for a minute now

hexis, calvaiire, cara neir, all good bands that are playing "blackened whatever" now (their new stuff is good though)
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>>64469705
I was listening to this before
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>check some black metal albums on youtube
>end up in a channel called Atmospheric Black Metal Albums
>this gon b gud
>end up on this album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKepVQBPPvc
>some comments talking about the beats
>listen to the beats
>mfw

Is that a new meme or something? This shit is atrocious.
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>>64469705
YOU GOT ME ON THE LINE
READY FOR THE NI-IGHT
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>>64469710
DT, Devin and Queensryche weren't proge at first, but their later album is less inspired

Late Queensryche is absolutely awful
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>>64469665
apex of buttmetal

it's like the Smash mouth of metal
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>>64469724
>stockforest.png as the cover
>that generic ass font

how exactly are you surprised that it's ass?
but yeah, that album is particularly abysmal
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Post Fenriz
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>>64469705
one day people will realise that hair metal is secretly great

>>64469741
>not liking all star
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>>64469783
dokken's best songs are george lynch solo tracks
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>>64469665
I remember when Five Finger Death Punch almost had potential. Now they look like the modern equivalent of Limp Bizkit. Ew.
Jesus christ that overproduction.
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>>64469724
man this sounds like a more boring and lifeless version of violet cold.

>>64469741
every person i know that likes FFDP wears mesh shorts and wifebeaters, drive pickup trucks, and call everyone, even complete strangers, "brother".
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>>64469724
LMAO this has Violet Cold tier meme potential
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>>64469813
>I remember when Five Finger Death Punch almost had potential
When was that time?
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>>64469722
I will listen to this at least three times before I'm ready to move onto something else.
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>>64469783
W.A.S.P. will always be the most underrated band of the hair/shock metal era.

>>64469832
First album and before. I could've just been naive.
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>>64469717
Not sure if I'd consider those bands "grindcore", but I get what you're saying.
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>>64469705
>you will never invade Marianne Gravatte's privacy
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>>64469822
You talking shit about true blackened fairy metal bitch nigga?
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>>64469822
I'm not surprised by that at all

>>64469814
Violet Cold is nowhere near as awful as that though
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>>64469737
Oh, I'm not speaking to quality. Queensryche is fucking terrible always. I just mean, saying a given band is now "less inspired" is kind of ridiculous. They weren't super inspired earlier, we just hadn't burned out on their sound yet.

The way it's used, I thought proge meant the progressive metalcore/djent/XD RANDOM/meme metal sound from Born of Osiris or Haken or Erra or The Algorithm; the "new wave" of progressive metal that doesn't sound anything like 90s-00s prog.

Honestly, this is like arguing about "meme metal". It's kind of pointless, and only serves to feed elitism, when non-label-based opinions would do just as well or better.
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>>64469844
>Watching Megazone 23 part 2
>street punks trashing cop cars in the first 10 minutes
>one of them is wearing a WASP shirt
if you know the twist behind Megazone 23 it's even more amazing.
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>>64469665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nguURaLOfkQ
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>>64469783
People who think hair metal is lame are extremely false and should leave the hall.
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>>64469705
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>>64469665

FFDP is the modern Disturbed.
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>>64469937
Absolutely. In fact they shouldn't even be allowed to entry.
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>>64469946
HNNG
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>>64469954
Disturbed was never that retarded
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>>64469954
They're from the same era IIRC.
For some reason they were always grouped with High on Fire, they are dumb fun not all-out cringe-fest.
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>>64469848
yeah i knew once i posted grindcore it didn't really fit for most of the bands i was describing other than dendritic.

>>64469893
i actually don't mind violet cold (it reminds me of Cold Body Radiation which i unironically fucking love) but it was the first thing that came to mind when I heard that shitty ass random house drum machine come in
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>>64469954
Disturbed, for all their failures, actually had reasonably interesting riffs.
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>>64469973
80s girls are made of sex and sugar.
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Seeing Behemoth tonight, only really going because they're playing the Satanist live which is probably their best album that's not BM. What are they like live?
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>>64469783
>>64469797
>>64469844
>>64469863
>>64469937


Does anyone have that copypasta of the someone on here saying if you won't fuck your mom in her prime in the 80s you are untrue?
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>>64470073

They're actually a lot of fun and very high energy live. People always seem to go apeshit for big metal bands so the pit is fun too. I saw them with Cannibal Corpse last year.
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>>64470094
That only works for murrikans though. The 80s in Europe were pretty ugly. Good things came out of it obviously but 80s Europe wasn't very sexy.
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>>64469566
overrated meme album
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>>64470073
Extremely tight playing, very theatrical without being goofy, great stage presence and the pit is always lively.
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>>64470117
That's what I've heard, it's going to be my first time in the pit so it should be fun.The only other bands I've seen are Opeth (kind of disappointing) and Iron Maiden which was perfect in every way.
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>>64470073
From what i seen on YouTube and heard from people.
Nergal makes it like a ritual and he actually believes in that stuff.
So yeah, sounds really fun.

>>64470126
I only heard it being posted here two times, how's that overrated.
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>>64470073
That Part where he shouts O FATHER O LUCIFER O SUN looks so much fun.
They're like the Slipknot of Death Metal, but in a good way.
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>>64470148
First time moshing huh?

You know the rules, right? This isn't gonna be a bullshit -core moshpit, so don't be a retard.
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>>64469916
W.A.S.P. were a household name as the quintessential dangerous "metal" band of a certain period of the 80's. Their shirts made tons of little media appearances here and there. I remember seeing an 80's horror film with a stereotypical "metalhead" boyfriend and he was wearing a W.A.S.P. shirt.
They even made an appearance in Ragewar/The Dungeonmaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNE48oSzuXY

Too bad they were rushed into making their second album, and toned down their third album as it basically threw a wrench into their career.
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>>64470196
No karate in the pit and help people up when they fall, right?
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>have a guitar track lying around
>put a shitty drum machine on top of it
>literally just whisper into the mic for a minute, run it through heavy distortion and reverb
>mash everything together in a fl studio vst preset literally called "lofi"
>send it to a friend
>guy is absolutely in love with my "harsh vox and lofi sound" says he knows a guy who runs a distro that would love me to put out a demo
should i tell him the truth
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>>64470230
If you're up for it. This could turn into a thing you know.
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>>64470230
Or monetize it and roll around in all of your dollars?
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>>64470230
>mfw your friend is actually just trying to be nice to you and just doesn't want to make you sad

but go for it, monetize that shit, make a buck
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>>64470202

Yes but thankfully they came out with The Headless Children and singlehandedly elevated Glam to a whole new level.

Blackie was starting to struggle with all the drug addiction and didn't want to be pigeonholed into dumb silly glam metal due to their third album. So they made Headless Children more sinister and grandiose instead of just making it catchy and badass. It's SERIOUS Glam Metal and it sounds amazing.
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>>64470211
correct. And don't waste all your energy in one go.

Otherwise if you don't have a lot of stamina you're gonna end up with nausea due to the lack of air.
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Reminder that Soilwork is patrician
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>>64470328
>Otherwise if you don't have a lot of stamina you're gonna end up with nausea due to the lack of air.

I'm fucking guilty as fuck of this. I get tired way too quick in the pit and feel like death afterwards. Or I get hit in the face or someone's knee charlie horses me then I'm out for the rest of the night
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why is this album considered so special?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2WzpTzWng
It's good, but nothing really gets my attention that much
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Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp-u3EjUd9U
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>>64470386
boring
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>Just went on a run listening to pic related
>I was just trying to run away from the endless descent into ruin
>tfw it didn't work
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>>64470376
Yeah but nothing feels better than checking out all your bruises and cuts the next morning

During my first Behemoth show I even chipped one of my teeth
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>>64470420
>running to drone sludge
nigga wat
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>>64470295
Certainly, it's a great album.
Blackie got sick of that shit and wanted to do a solo album probably because of the afforementioned shit but ended up releasing The Crimson Idol as a W.A.S.P. release. It keeps that sound to a degree but runs as a concept. I think it's the only album I have on cassette because I somehow managed to find one at a record store. Underrated as fuck writing too.

At the end of the day, it is another concept album about a young rockstar like The Lamb Lies down on Broadway, but the execution is phenomenal. Motifs, actually good writing for a concept album and actual pathos, hell, even the bonus tracks kick ass and add to the story.
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>>64469292
The Endless Knot was pretty great, but I can't stand the softer tracks
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>>64470420

>that fast part 19 minutes into Into Ruin
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>>64470491
True
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why do you add a e onto the end of prog
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>>64470729
adding an e to proge is to differentiate it from prog (good prog) as opposed to proge (bad prog)
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>>64470804
I just call it nu-mathrock
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>>64470804
is it pronounced one syllable like prog or two like meme
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>>64470729
such memery
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>>64469456
Your obsession with this album since November is kind of disgusting.
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>>64471029
It's pronounced like doge
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>>64471055
The album itself is pretty disgusting, it's all about being a trve nigga who's got no money, shitting yourself due to morphin overdose and fiddling children.
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>>64471101
well those two guys played in kickback and those are like the most tame lyrics you would hear in a kickback song

the french really love their vulgarity
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Thoughts on this blog?
http://www.angrymetalguy.com/
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>>64471173
Based

He just reminded me how great this album is
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brutal dm is for nu metal fans in disguise

i listened to that cryptopsy record that's supposedly a "classic" and it just sounds like a really pissed off red hot chili peppers
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>>64470189
>O FATHER O LUCIFER O SUN
>O LUCIFER
>NOT O SATAN
Top kek
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>>64470189
>They're like the Slipknot of Death Metal
But Slipknot is death metal
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>>64471319
two bee aych they sound more like softer death metal than other nu metal bands.
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>>64469184
I always forget how good the opener is
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>>64469184
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>>64471361
Where I End and the Hemlock Begins is great
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>>64469184
Behemoth.

The Satanist was interesting, but ultimately only has 2 or 3 good songs on it. I'm looking through the rest of their discog. They tend to make albums with a couple of FUCKING GREAT songs and the rest is easily shrugged off.
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>>64471361
shame it's the only good track on there though
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>>64471418
Hell, the whole album is nice!
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>>64469184
Liturgy - Beyond the Magic Forest

His least shitty song, mostly because it's made out of Emperor riffs layered on top of each other.
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>>64469117
What do you guys think of bands like Isis and Cult of Luna?
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>>64469184
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>>64471540
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>>64471540
epic shitposting invite
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>>64471540
Good, but this general hates them
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>>64471540
They trigger this general
>>
literally one of my favourite metal albums and I love later nile too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE_pJA7hJg
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>>64471567

This general doesn't hate them, there's just two or three neckbeards who shit on anything atmo like >>64471557.
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>>64471599
that's wrong though I like some atmo and I hate those bands I just didn't bother replying
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>>64471611
what atmo do you consider good then?
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>>64471540
https://rbt.asia/mu/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=%28isis|%22cult+of+luna%22%29
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>>64471599
>don't like shitty proge atmo sludge
>i'm the neckbeard in that situation
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>>64471540
Isis is top tier. Panopticon ranks as one of the best metal albums of all time, no jokes.

Everyone in this thread can fuck off.
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>>64469555
Yep. anyone who says powerslave is a pleb
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>>64471661
ISIS is great, people just deny liking any sort of post-metal or consider it metal
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>>64471540
Isis is fine, maybe gets a little too much praise, but I like them at times. Cult of Luna is terrible and boring as hell. They have zero to offer in terms of substance.
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>>64471692
The stench of MA lingers everywhere.
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>>64471658

>Isis and Cult of Luna
>progressive in any way

Kek. You would post shitty 80s NWOBHM copycats.
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>>64471540
Isis
>Oceanic
>Panopticon
Cult of Luna
>Vertikal

the rest is heading straight into the bin
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>>64471725
MA actually considers Isis metal though.

>>64471759
b-but Somewhere Along the Highway...
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>>64471540
>>64471567
>>64471713
>liking Isis
Go awa sandniggers
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>>64471759
>Cult of Luna
>>Vertikal

not even their best
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>>64471055
i'm not obsessed with it
i arguably WAS, but no longer
it's a damn good avant-garde metal album though
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>>64471631
Enemite, Urfaust, Depressive Silence, Locrian, Paysage D'hiver
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>>64471725
But Metalarchives love Isis

>>64471759
>>64471772
But Salvation and the Beyond are the best COL albums
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>>64471787
anon...
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>>64471793
Actually I think Vertikal is their best but SAtH is also good.

>>64471787
inshallah
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>>64471793
>>64471772

>not Salvation
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>>64471540
Neurosis is better

>tfw TSIB is 20 years old
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>>64471836
boring ambient hardcore
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>>64471687
Powerslave has about 4 amazing songs on it and the rest is filler. It is easily one of the weakest albums by Iron Maiden from 1980-1990. Also Piece of Mind > the Number of the Beast
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>>64466808
>>
>>64471772
>>64471812
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that Metal Archives doesn't consider Isis metal; I know they do. I just mean the intense elitist attitude of "not metal" I see as a force in the community because of them.

Nerds of all types argue subgenres, but MA holds the unique position of being the dominant website dedicated to metal, and so has a stronger voice in the discussion, which legitimizes elitists who yell about which bands are or are not metal.

As one might tell, I fucking hate MA's stance.
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>>64471853
I think it looks better in full colour
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>>64471842
>ambient hardcore
That's Rosetta and Buried Inside
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>>64471853

Looks like you did it with the spray can tool in paint.
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>>64471886
well fine then
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>>64471842
dumb boringposter
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>>64471873
found the -core fan
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>>64471587
Nile could've been one of the best doom bands if they wanted to, I fucking love this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1q9THJ574
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>>64471842

Is ambient hardcore supposed to be derogatory? That sounds awesome.
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>>64471942
sounds more like Pantera than doom
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>>64471973
no it doesn't
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>>64471815
>>64471819
what did you guys think of their new album?
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>>64469241
>finnish
>happy

AHAHAHAH
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>>64471992
Jesse etc.

It was okay but not on the level of Vertikal or SAtH for me. Julie Christmas' voice, while not bad, drowns out most of it which I think is kind of a shame.
>>
>>64471992

I haven't listened to it because I don't particularly like Julie Christmas as a singer.
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>>64469292
It's alright, but it just doesn't have the element of fun that The Mountain has. It's almost like they're trying to hard to take themselves seriously, so they end up sounding like what >>64469347 said. I still enjoyed it, but I also enjoy TesseracT and DT
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>come to thread
>people unironically discuss atmosludge
>leave
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>>64472097
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>>64472097
youre a faggot
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>>64471942
Nile's slow tracks are indeed doomy as fuck. Eat of the Dead are among my favorite of theirs. Though, this song. Who the hell is that on vocals lol?
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>>64472097
Good for you
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>>64472097
I have also decided to take your bait
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>>64472192
I have no idea but I thought he sounds great and did some really catchy vocal lines on that track, do you not like it or are you just surprised they have clean vocals?
>>
What do you use to scrobble music you listen to online?

>inb4 "hurr durr, fag.fm"
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>>64472257

Last.fm because I've had it for 8 years already so whatever. I don't use it for anything but charts anyways.
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>>64471939
Nah, man, not really. I just hate exclusionary elitism in all things. It leads to inconsistency and malice and ill-will where there doesn't need to be any.

What makes Rush more metal than Porcupine Tree?
What makes Deep Purple more metal than Led Zepplin?
What makes Dream Theater more metal than Between The Buried And Me?
What makes Chimaira more metal than Hatebreed?

When the line is so blurred, why force it to be sharp? Let a bit of rock or a bit of punk or a bit of hardcore in, so you're absolutely sure you've catalogued every scrap of metal. It's like they've said, "Metal can grow in these certain ways, but not in those. Beyond what has come before is disallowed."

I'm really *really* not a fan of bands like Erra or The Algorithm, which I think constitute a direction proge and meme metal are going, right? But they are just as metal as any of the above bands.

I love Metal Tracker's description of what metal sounds like: "the [pioneer] bands that created heavy metal developed a thick, massive sound, characterized by highly amplified distortion, extended guitar solos, emphatic beats, and overall loudness." That's metal, and it encompasses so many bands that a place like MA doesn't include.

Still angry, obvs.
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>>64472257
>>64472279
What's the point of scrobbling music? Do you use it to organize or something or just see how much music you listen to?
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>>64472257
http://universalscrobbler.com/
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>>64472314
i used to have it because the 5x5, 4x4, etc threads resulted in some dope as recs
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>>64472257
I don't scrobble online sources.
way too much shit would end up in my stats
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>>64471587
16:01 is the best riff they've ever written though
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>>64472314
>I don't use it for anything but charts anyways.

There's your answer right in my post.
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>>64472314
just for stats man.
it's fun to look what your most played artist/album/whatever is once in a while
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>>64472334
>>64472360
Why not just make a chart on topsters for recs? Added a listener to your player on everything seems like a hassle just for recs.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MtRh4WhqRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nghVsy-kkc

I need more vocoder metal
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>>64472410

Huh? I just install it on Foobar once and never think about it ever.
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>>64472233
Nah I like the song and vocals, but it does indeed surprise me. Do you know who does the clean chorus on Those Whom the Gods Detest? Could it be the same person? Can't say I hear a similarity, but. Cool song, anyhow.
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>>64472308
give me a Led Zep song that sounds as metal as any of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnBVf3rOj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGuFGJ09qE
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>>64472314
I mostly use it for generated music recs and finding people with similar tastes though for some reason Last.fm doesn't do that anymore.
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>>64472431
>vocoder metal
le cynic face
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>>64472410
it's literally just writing my username and password on my player (MusicBee), while Topsters would take a lot of time
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>>64472499
The guy that did clean vocals on that demo left nile before recording in their darkened shrines but he in fact did do guest vocals on Those whom the gods detest, it doesn't say on which track he contributed on though since besides him there are another 4 guest vocalists
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>>64471587
nothing beats listening to nile and playing serious sam
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>>64469117
Man I did not feel Z2 at all felt way too cheesy. Z1 was tite tho
>>
Criminally underated bands that get no mention in this general?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtaUWW8Q_vk
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>>64472514
arguably:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0YoKzsjE-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEGuHdKn0Lc

But that's my point. Those Deep Purple songs don't sound that metal, compared to Sabbath. They sound slightly more metal compared to Zepplin. How metal is the second half of I Want You (She's So Heavy), https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgx2KCZFjY0 when compared to early Sabbath? Getting closer, but not quite.

It's all a continuum, so it's better to be permissive than exclusive.
>>
You all should try Mithras

Here's a song from the upcoming new album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKLU6SnRGt8
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>>64472705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip6kbGHhvzo
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>>64472705
i wish i get to make twinkyshit grind one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBfF9iclrp4&index=7&list=PLKP07fuwuGiKrbiQQN1yPpbNlSS1SjHW5
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>>64472807
where do you get your cybergrind from?
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>>64472904
no clue in all honesty
i just search the internet and occasionally i find something, i post it here, and then i go back to whatever it is i do
>>
Hi i'm the guy who wanted to kill hinself. I did it and now i'm a ghost. Metal for this feel?
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>song's main theme is played with spaced "theatrical" rhythmics involving most instruments
How do you call this recurring musical "trope"? Does it even have a name? Because it's one of the things I hear a lot when it comes to Metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h0bl95u1ck See 0:16
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>>64469117
I love Townsend and own almost every album of his, but this one is pretty crap
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>>64473033
This is also touhou metal and not original composition right? Sounds great but I prefer demetori
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>>64473171
whoops, pic related was supposed to be a reply to >>64469184
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Reminder that old school DM, 1st wave BM and 2nd wave BM are the only genres worth listening to.
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>>64473179
>This is also touhou metal and not original composition right?
Of course it is. Original piece is Yuyuko Saigyouji's theme Border of Life.
>>
>listening to Rings of Saturn
Was this composed in MIDI or what?
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>>64473243
Most metal bands compose in midi, the difference being these guys forgot to record instruments and released the midi file as the album
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>>64473220
wew lad
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>>64473220
Thrash does everything better than what osdm and 1st wave bm set out to do, 2nd wave bm is pretty dank but gets samey after a while
>>
>>64473243
yes, lucas mann is a hack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKoJ9ywUDu8
>>
Who EUGH here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BlzFyJxDcg
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>>64473274
Isn't Thrash a dead genre?
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>>64473033
I really don't get what you mean.
>>
>>64473292
not as dead as osdm and 1st wave bm
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>>64469170
Obviously Chrisbait Rising, the best track on that album
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>>64472739
if they put Led Zeppelin on MA, they might as well add these bands too. hell, Budgie's already on there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP5ikQpTR3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ilsMI4OAo&list=PLp7gV5JyAiAoLBGEDLSkh7y_Mo6HV20de
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edbw6AqF2ko&list=PL81B-WBsKmw4zdkAWvcPgwoymQj4qHJ3J&index=3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpeI5Z4vO-4
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>>64473297
You can here the exact same thing here at 2:39 https://youtu.be/kJnATJDSDSc?t=159
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>>64473345
every track is best track on Streetcleaner
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>>64473349
Budgie is just one bass drum away from being heavy metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54H3EUAzpVg
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>>64472705
That whole album is dank riff city
>0:13
>0:57
>1:08-1:40
>2:26
>3:10
>4:43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOLM-JUsTA
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>Necromansy
More like Necropansy LMAO xD
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What song am I?
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>>64473524
A terribly formatted one.
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>>64473524
yeah nice tabs bro, I'm sure you didn't spend a good 5 minutes writing it down just to realise your post doesn't look exactly like you wanted it to be
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>>64473524
The one with medical lyrics.
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>>64473524
"I don't know how to read real music, but since I'm a guitar player, it's a miracle I know how to read at all" by CarcASS
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>>64473568
why would you want to read real music when you're a guitar player and there's tabs for everything and even if there isn't you can easily figure it out by ear?
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>>64473582
>Guitar music
>Plays derivative rock and metal bullshit instead of all the beautiful classical pieces composed for guitar

Ayy killurself
>>
>>64473524
you expect me to know that? with that production? how about fuck you? fuck you
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>>64473607
but there's tabs for classical pieces too
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>>64473607
why are you obnoxious cunts even on a metal thread
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>>64473628
Learn to read music and learn the benefits for yourself

>>64473633
Because not everyone who likes metal is an autist who only likes one genre
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>>64473664
what?
whatever
>>
>>64473664
Name some of the benefits and you might just convince me, otherwise I see no reason why I should
>>
>>64473664
this thread would be way better if all the people who are like "i'm kinda into a few subgenres of metal don't give me any dad-shit or riff faggotry" would fuck off
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HEAVIEST
METAL
KNOWN
TO
MAN
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It's hard to tell whether the autism this board and /co/ spew is genuine or not sometimes
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>>64473702
More information about timing and dynamics. Meme elitism aside there's no reason to learn to read music imo if you're only playing rock and/or metal. Nothing wrong with not knowing how to read it either.

>>64473712
Can't think of any genre I flat out dislike other than atmosludge.
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>>64473664
>playing other things than the classical pieces means you like only one genre only
Dude, you should go to the Olympics, you'd win the first place with that kind of mental gymnastics.
>>
>>64473664
what metal do you like?
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>>64473664
>Because not everyone who likes metal is an autist who only likes one genre
>Cries about guitarists reading tabs instead of scores
>not an autist
>>
>>64473748
okay understandable, but all the classical and jazz pieces I wanted to learn so far were tabbed out on ultimateguitar, I guess if I wanted to learn music written for other instruments it would be helpful but so far I've been figuring it out by ear an I doubt that there would be musical notation written down for the stuff I've been figuring out by ear
>>
>>64469717
I fucking love me some Calvaiire. I agree on the Plebian Grandstand thing but they're an okay band so it's cool imo.
>>
>>64473755
Lots. My favorite release this year is a tossup between Altarage's Nihil or Desaster's album. I'm excited for the new Vektor album and worried that the new Bel'akor album won't be any better than the last.

>>64473806
Whatever works better for you desu
>>
Is the katalepsy album out yet or not?
>>
>>64473893
no
>>
>>64473748
you're fine, I'm calling out people like >>64473220
>>
>>64473274
Rec me some really good thrash then
>>
>>64474145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVsuFQnAHmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pF8S_ssMmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg7POnIE3hM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18lPKkOaU40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7FlFesiUoA
>>
>>64473345
Correct
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>>64473893
i am not expecting autopsychosis 2
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What are some good power metal bands?
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>>64474314
Same, but I'm still expecting some top-tier slammage
>tfw it doesn't sound as heavy
>>
>>64473727

Slam is a 16 year old's idea of heavy.
>>
>>64474322
dragonforce
>>
>>64474322
scanner
dark moor (early)
x japan
blind guardian (early)
>>
>>64474314
this might be the first year where a slam album is AOTY

and after that we still get Abominable Putridity, goddamn
>>
>>64474337
They will probably compensate with dank 10/10 riffs
>>64474338
Contrarian pleb desu
>>
>>64474322
Rhapsody
Rhapsody of Fire
Luca Turilli's Rhapsody
Luca Turilli's Dreamquest
Luca Turilli
Christopher Lee
>>
>>64474387

Slam is fringe as fuck, how is it contrarian to not like it?
>>
>>64474338
this post is a 16 year old's idea of b8
>>64474322
Galneryus, Lost horizon, X-japan, Twillight force, Versailles, Virgin steele, Light bringer, Angra
are great entry level
>>
>>64474374
AP's vocalist left in a scene I can only imagine looked like the last album cover
>>
>>64474322
Keldian
>>
>>64474322
>>
>>64474408
Oh really ? Then post what you believe is 'heavy'
>>
who likes Kraanium's version of Entrails Full of Vermin
>>
>>64474473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVGcRNotCAE
>>
>>64474473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
this desu
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>>64474493
>electric wizard
You cannot make this shit up
>>
Bring back Cold War thrash metal!
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>>64474518
>downtuned chugs are heavy
>>
Any good NSBM released this year?
>>
>>64474493
>>64474543
shitpost/10
>>64474498
meme/10
>>
>>64474357
>>64474370
>>64474390
>>64474417
>>64474429
>>64474439
Thanks
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i wonder what it's like to be her little brother
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>>64474681
I can bet you it's pretty damn gay
>>
Hey this is pretty good
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>>64469724
WHY
>>
>>64474708
all of their albums are great
>>
>>64473274
>Thrash metal
>better than OSDM and 1st wave BM
No. Thrash is weaker. OSDM and 1st wave BM were the first steps to cleansing Thrash metal, by diluting the cancerous Punk elements even more.
>>
>>64474559

The new Dark Fury is AOTY
>>
>>64474732
I have never looked up their lyrics but I have no inclination to
>>
>>64474747
osdm and 1st wave bm riffs are shit-tier when compared to thrash and so is their amateur redundant songwriting
>>
>>64469184
Evoken - Antithesis of Light
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>>64474408
>Slam
>fringe
What the fucking FUCK
Then again I'm from Texas, slam capital of the whole fucking U.S.A
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Are Behemoth still worth seeing live? Their last 5 albums did nothing for me
>>
>>64469117
I love Ziltoid the first one at least the second one I can't love I listened to it once but this reminds me I need to listen to Accelerated Evolution also how is Devin live?
>>
>>64474370
>blind guardian (early)
and mid era, and late era

>>64474775
>thrash fan ridiculing a genre for redundant songwriting
pot, kettle, black
>>
Time to go
>>64474844
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQc4ZKH185E
Post what your listening to.
>>
>>64474797

It is one of the outlying genres.
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>>64474835
Yep
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Thoughts on this? I love Finnish OSDM, but this doesn't quite click with me. The chanting sections are pretty boring and don't help with things.
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>>64473664
>Because not everyone who likes metal is an autist who only likes one genre
old but gold
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