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>The Killers
>never harmed anyone
>>64412503
i think brandon has broken a few hearts tbqhwymf
>swans
>actually small geese
>>64412526
I'm not gay, but ...
>kanye west
>has no clear artistic direction
>Neil Young
>actually old
>>64412622
lol nice
>Taylor Swift
Songs are mid-tempo
>>64412622
damn...
>>64412503
They harmed my ears tho =)
>Nirvana
>Generally dysphoric moods
>Ghost
>all of them are alive
>Scarface
>No facial scars
>Beach Boys
>Brian Wilson lived in his bed
>Deafheaven
>can hear just fine
>on earth
>>64412714
>and the music isn't even about helping people find the right fit for their clothing
>>64412745
>Nirvana
>lead singer shoots himself
>>64412795
Yeah that was my other one but it was a little too easy
>>64412783
idk man her music got me into a lot of girl's pants
>gentle giant
>they're all manlets
>king crimson
>none of them have had copious bloodshed during their reign
>genesis
>their first good album is their second one
>marvin gaye
>music is strictly heterosexual
>>64412503
>got soul
>not a soldier
>The Misfits
>most of the band are normie former star high school football players
>deafheaven
>has sounds
>Queens of the Stone Age
>Males living in the 2010s
>>64412755
you don't know that
>grimes
>actually pretty as fuck
>Big Black
>short whites
>>64412995
RRRREEEEEEAAARARGGGGHHH
>>64413008
> the Jesus lizard
> all humans
>>64412995
Literally princess fiona
one of the ugliest things ever
probably not even female
>Savages
>actually quite polite
>Gang of Four
>one original member
>Actress
>male, doesn't act
>>64412503
>Chvrches
>not Christian rock
>>64412503
>violent femmes
>harmless males
>>64413121
gang of four had four peeps though most of the time baka
>Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
>Neither parent is named Emer
>Not an inland body of water
>Has never palmed anything
>mike oldfield
>not an aged field
>>64413024
This makes me diamonds
>>64412503
this guy looks like a black h3h3
>can't listen to "The Best Metal Band out of Denton" without thinking about these dingleberries.
>Iceage
>in the Subatlantic age
>>64412795
nice try Courtney
>>64412503
>Captain Beefheart
>Isn't a cow's heart and never served
>Grouper
>clearly a human being who doesn't even enjoy fishing
>Bright Eyes
>his eyes are dull and dead, just like the soul he might not even have
>Fuck Buttons
>they literally push buttons for a living
>Girls
>Boys
>BOY
>Girls
>the beatles
>play beat music
>the doors
>actually humans
>Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
>only Macklemore on the track
???
>>64415454
>Women
>men
>The Men
>still men
>howlin wolf
>drunk nigger
>Death Grips
>no it doesn't
>>64412781
That's not a contradiction
>Of Montreal
>from the US
>>64413364
>Songs about prostitutes and debauchery
>Songs about good 'ol American values and Jesus
>Las Vegas
>Mormons
>Soul
>Not a soldier
>queen
>male
!?!?
>Radiohead
>only one super hit single
>rammstein
>they dont ramm any steine
Was zum fick
>The Middle East
>From Australia
>Barenaked Ladies
>No ladies
>All usually fully clothed
>The Beach Boys
>All men
>Schoolboy Q
>Graduate
>>64412503
>Dr. John
>Not a doctor
>Would be Dr. Rebennack if he was
>velvet underground
>dressed in leather
>viper
>is a human
>queen
>actually just a bunch of guys
>the aquabats!
>also just a bunch of guys
>goodbye to gravity
>on earth where there is "regular" gravity
>>64417197
Is Viper really a Human?
>>64417385
No. He's a god.
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