Because middle-aged mothers need birthday presents
omg i listen to meaningful music too, adele, sam smith the list goes on
she's fat so it's good
harmless music + lowkey life, and her first album was a solid pop album
She has a nice voice
>>64318240
Because everyone want to fuck her.
>>64318294
>wanting to fuck thinner adele
disgusting
>>64318240
>be 27
>titles album 25
>omg Adele is just so great how could you dislike her she's one of the greatest singers EVER!!!!
this is how people react when I say I don't like Adele
>>64318323
I would fuck any and every Adele and subsequently shoot my load across the cosmos.
>>64318286
>nice
she sounds like a dying pregnant whale
because she's fat and got cucked by some unknown human
>>64318240
she has a pretty face, she's fat, has a great voice, and the most important thing: there are millions of easily-impressed plebs in the world.
>>64318240
because that target audience actually buys cd's instead of downloading like us.
>>64318240
21 is a rock solid album. I like it.
I also don't really understand why she blew up is such a huge way, though
>>64318431
have you heard what a real life dying pregnant whale sounds like?
>>64319483
yes
t. marine biologist
>>64319433
>I also don't really understand why she blew up is such a huge way, though
unintentional joke? this made me laugh supes hard
>>64319764
> pretending to sound like '30s singers
> fat
> woman
Highly marketable material right here.
>>64318240
Same reason why all pop artists are popular. There isn't
>>64319099
I don't know anyone who buys CDs anymore.
As far as I know, all her fans are lonely fat chicks who sit around all day eating ice cream and complaining that men won't date them because they're fat.
>>64320367
Actually, there is a reason.
Because the same reason coldplay (which is a good band btw) is popular.
There needs to be some sad white music on the radio that middle aged women can become attached to
Sia is a better modern pop star imo
>>64321740
>which is a good band btw
>>64321706
He's saying dumb grandmas buy CDs still.
>>64318266
>>64321994
You can't deny A Rush Of Blood To The Head is a great album
>>64322180
I have it right besides me so I can only agree
but everything they have done since 2008 is utter pleb shit
>>64322032
Ok though doesn't explain Taylor Swift since I assume her 11 year old girl fanbase doesn't buy CDs either.
>>64318340
aww, you'll get there <3
>>64318240
because she's a white woman who sings soul music and she's fat so we have accept her
>>64318240
because Amy Winehouse is dead
>>64318240
marketing
Uh well, my mom is like 61 and she doesn't buy any CDs, she just uses Youtube to listen to music. I know of no one who still buys music that way.
>>64322581
Does she like Adele?
>>64322642
A little. Isn't gonna go out and buy her CDs though.
>>64318240
Her chin looks like a butt.
Does Adele have any songs other than whining that her boyfriend dumped her because she's fat?
>>64318240
she hits all the normie g-spots.
fiona apple is infinitely better than adele
regret>adele's entire discography
>>64323091
Fiona Apple is just another of those fake alternachicks (along with Alanis Morrisette and Jewel) that the industry invented in the mid-90s after Kurt Cobain's death.
>>64323171
Fiona is so much more than that
>>64323171
so incredibly wrong it's cringeworthy
>>64323262
>>64323212
Fiona Apple's staff post on /mu/. Whoda thunk it.
>>64323353
2/10
>>64318275
*Ed Sheeran
>>64319081
I get your point.
