anyone wanna do the beats for a rap ballad about dan hold her she's a fighter

>>64277756
seriously, has anyone called this guy out, besides random /tv/ and /pol/ users? there's a mountain of evidence against him

here's a little story
i gots to tell
about a mans life choices
sending him str8 to hell,
i'm talking dan, scheinder
have a daugther better hid her
forget underpaid he'll make her pull an over nighter
god forbid she a fighter
he ain't a fraid to pull out da lighter
to cool her down
likes get grils chill before he starts to clown
what havent heard from around the town
takes em all ages to the pound
he requires his bitches to squeal before each meal
makes em all kneel
before they toss his salad and oatmeal


>it's all i have, what do you think mu?

Someone parody Will Smith's "Wild Wild West"

>>64278028
>contd

how'd it feel to lick out an old mans bowel bile,
makes her stummy sick for a whle
but your little grill be on set in a hour, she hit the shower
there he is hiting his own meat, waiting for her to join the drum beat
she's down with hollyweird so she gets on her knees and off her feet
it's only a few min in before skeet skeet,
now she's covered in a thin sheet of insperation
a pedo bears dick persperatin
she hjust got introduce to the bi dick @ nick and whats a first day with no slime?

> a chorus would go here prolly, rough rough draft on the rhymes here though

The drake and josh theme song is essentially a confession

I never thought that'd it be so simple, but I found a way(never thought he could make a living molesting girls)
I always thought it'd be too crazy, but I found a way(again eluding to his molestation career)
If you open up your mind(to sexual perversions. and a direct reference to chat up lines he uses to coerce sex)
See what's inside(self explanatory)

It's gonna take some time to realize(that I've been diddling these kids for years)
But if you look inside I'm sure you'll find(the evidence is all there, just takes some digging)
Over your shoulder you know that I told you I'll always be picking you up when you're down(telling girls to come back to him if they want to work)
So just turn around(so I can stick it in your ass)

just gotta read between the lines, boys