ITT: People who will be fine.
>>64249676
>Kept alive by watching his homemade scat videos.
>>64250539
ok what the fuck
you cannot kill that which has no life
>>64249676
>>64250539
Chuck Berry is the original pisscannon. R. Kelly don't have shit on Chuck Berry when it comes to peein on bitches. Like goddamn. Chuck was spraying his love-hose all over twenty high society whores lined up in a row while R. Kelly was still in kindergarten trying to get little Lacy Jackson to let him piss on her shoe for an ice cream sandwich. R. Kelly is a motherfucking amateur at this shit. Lord have mercy. Chuck Berry is one hundred and six years old and he still unhooks his dialysis machine every weekend to unleash a dusty, uneven mist of geriatric piss all over every nurse in his wing of the old folk's home. Chuck Berry blazed a trail of soggy bitches through the whole of twentieth century America and invented a whole new form of degenerate music just to ensure a steady supply of loose young sluts who were into getting pissed on. What a fucking legend. RIP.
hell be fine
>>64250575
He owned a restaurant and had the female toilets rigged up with hidden video cameras to record the goings on therein.
Had to pay out millions in a settlement.
Also an open secret in the music business that he was into scat/piss fetish stuff.
I'm gonna be crazy sad when it happens
>>64250606
he looks young for 62, and his touring like he was 20. I think he'll live for a long time
>>64250798
The funniest part is that he's openly stated "I fucking hate my life", yet he's probably going to be one of the longest-lived musicians around
any day really
>81
>still touring
hell be fine
desu
screencap this
Genesis Breyer P. Orridge will not die, but be taken up into a chariot of fire.
one then the other
and ginger baker
>>64250967
hes pointing at us
