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HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL ALIVE


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HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL ALIVE
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He'll be fine
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well, anon, probably because his
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He's running on fumes
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>67 years old
>still plays shows
I think hell be fine
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>>64236632
Well seeing how everyone in his family is batshit crazy, it only makes sense that they thrive off consuming the blood of bats.
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Pact with the devil
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>>64236632
But Snape already died
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How is this one still alive
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Barely alive. He's totally fucking shot away.
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>>64236751
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA JUST
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>>64236632
He's literally a mutant
http://www.hngn.com/articles/114996/20150731/ozzy-osbourne-mutant-new-study-shows-rockers-genes-are-mutant-explains-his-survival.htm
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>>64236722
this.
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he actually did the perfect ratio and combination of drugs to unlock immortality.
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>>64236632
Because he doesn't have cancer or AIDS?
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>>64236778

I don't think you know the true meaning of just
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How the fuck is Steve Howe still alive?
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>>64236632

He's already dead.
When was the last time you saw him outside where they couldn't hide the marionette puppeteers above him?
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Everyone knows Ozzy died ten years ago. What you see is just his corpse being possessed by the spirit of James Earl Jones.
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>>64236632
He did so many drugs he went past the die early from heavy drug use and into the functionally immortal because his blood has been replaced with drugs.
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