ITT; Musicians you wish they were your parents
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Choose two, mine are Bjork and Richard D. James.
tegan and sara
we like to keep it in the family
Linda Perhacs and Michael Gira
I think Frank Zappa would make a good, no-nonsense dad.
joe strummer and lady gaga
good music dicussion
Charles Mingus and mommybork :3
>>64212839
It is indeed, it's just like combining two musicians and imagine how it would be living musically under the two.
>>64212808
scratch that. the bjorkfags convinced me to change my mind
joe strummer and björk, definitely
Remember that the two must be over 45.
Captain Beefheart and Meredith Monk
>>64212961
why most people here are 12-18? 30 is more realistic
>>64213068
Beefheart would probably beat you
>>64213068
both were/ are awful unpleasent people
Lil B and Rihanna
>>64213167
>over 45
>>64213181
rihanna is 28. thats older than my wife. and my wifes son browses here.
>>64213181
>implying lil b can't time travel
>>64213249
>under 28
>has a kid
>the kid browses /mu/
what a fucked up situation
Kanye and Björk desu
Jhonn Balance and Peter "Sleazy" Christopherson
>>64213323
Correct answer, anon <3
Why the flying fuck would you want an autistic shut in like Richard D. James as a dad....
Dean Ween
>>64213323
>homossexual
>>64212778
>>64212850
>>64213068
Have fun getting beaten every miserable day
>>64213403
> can't spell
>>64213462
>can spell
>>64213412
Bjork beats up only thai reporters desu, beside that she's sweet like the Sugarcubes.
Pic related is her daughter.
Bjork was a single mother, single mothers are some of the people that are most responsible for society imploding today. Truly some of the worst people in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1xf78EltKM
That being said she is my waifu and I love her music.
Kurt Cobain
>>64213403
OP here, homosexual parents are allowed.
>>64213552
Bjork and Kate Bush.
>>64213550
>two parents
>>64213659
hawt
Bjork and a much older Mac DeMarco.
Literally everyone wants Bjork as mother, good.
they could teach me in the ways of crime and max patches
I want to be bjork's little baby tampon boy
>>64214236
i guess freud was right about males want for sex and mother being one in the same
>>64212751
this
>>64214445
i just want to cuddle with bjork mom or not ;_;
Scott Walker and Bjork
>>64214275
go on
Kim Deal and David Bowie to be frank family members
Mozart and Bjork
sbjimp
>>64212714
Jennifer Herrema and Neil Michael Hagerty
>>64213412
are you talking about? mingus was such a cutie when he was by his daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diMNtCFrZ_w
>>64213659
/thread
Joanna Newsom and Jim O'Rourke
Cosy as fuck, only problem is that I want to fuck Joanna so thinking about her as a mother figure is weird but still
>>64216496
most people posting bjork probably want to fuck her too
>>64216496
Bill Callahan* fuck
I changed to him last minute cause there were no images of jim and joanna but i forgot to change the text fuck
Thurston & Kim
Goldie & Kemistry
>>64213523
Is she the hope for humanity?
>>64216789
yeah
>>64212714
She looks very fine and cute af in this, how I wish she was my mother, damn.
Gwen Stefani and Sufjan Stevens
I think theyd do a good job together
Rivers Cuomo and Bork
Wonder how that would work
Does Rivers' yellow fever also apply to snowchinks?
>>64216535
I would still fuck Joanna and Bjork if they were my mom. I think i would actually want to fuck them morr
>>64217320
You can't fuck with your mother bro.
>>64212714
Charles Manson and Ke$ha.
>>64217775
wtf
>>64217667
I wish I could fuck my mom...
gwen stefani and kanye west
i would have confidence and good looks. hopefully.
>>64212714
Bjork and David Bowie.
It'd either be beautiful or hideos but it wouldn't matter.
Gira would be the creepy uncle who still taught you a lot, but never molested you.
Frank zappa would be the old grandpa who's drunk all the time and not politically correct.
>>64217844
>Frank zappa
>drunk
>>64217862
Make it beefheart then. That'd be funnier.
>>64217812
lol ikr
>>64217844
>Frank zappa would be the old grandpa who's drunk all the time and not politically correct.
he was a straight edge sjw so...
>>64216535
I mean, i'd fuck both bjork and david bowie, but I respect them enough that I could easily ignore that enough to see them as parents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSlOGzPM90
>>64217897
>he was a straight edge sjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwb1s1DYnDU
He was anti-hippy, and chances are he'd be anti-sjw now.
Teresa Nervosa and Wayne Coyne
in this reality they accidentally give me acid at 6 and my life is incredible ever since
bjork and pj harvey lesbo couple
>>64218503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oQX4858Udw
>>64212714
sometimes I wonder what she sounds like in bed
>>64212751
thats not funny... dont talk about them like that
Noel Gallagher and Kate Bush
That would be a genuinely great upbringing.
my pure virgin mommies
>>64218644
listen to vespertine to understand it
>>64218737
>>64218761
DYKE
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>>64218851
>>64218819
they are looking at eachother
this probably would have been an awesome childhood
Stefan Burnett and Eydie Gorme
>>64218819
Sometimes this image flashes when i blink
Flea and Courtney Love
are we going to shift into maximum bjork?
my favourite Björk song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3biZkA-TNvs
what's yours?
Jeffrey Lee Pierce would have been the coolest uncle ever
best dad
Angel Olsen as stepmommy
>>64219047
isnt that the dude who locked his kid in a basement for 20 years
>>64219152
yes
>>64219210
nice
>>64219141
thicccccc
>>64218968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwSvmdZ1t_A
>>64218968
my favorite is probably isobel.
strangely enough
she isn't particularly popular in Iceland
i wish he was my daddy
>>64219438
he's the best male wafu...well besides 80s-90s jhonn
why fuck does everyone want john lennon?
>https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/you-dont-have-to-imagine-john-lennon-beat-women-and-childrenits-just-a-fact
post more bork
>musicians as parents
So, you want them never to be around?
I can see some reasoning in that.
>>64220534
kek
>>64220534
>using logic
>>64218761
D A D D Y
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>>64220573
Is this basically an incest thread?
>>64221079
essentially
I was going to say Panda Bear and the girl from Beach House, but I want to fuck Panda so bad so maybe he shouldn't be my dad
i would luv for bjork to be my mommy
Exuma and Kate Bush
>>64223835
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