oh god...I didn't want to tell this story but here it goes:
it was 2013 and CHVRCHES first record had just dropped. i instantly fell in love with it after the first listen. i knew i just had to see them live so I went to their first concert in my area. i went alone since all of my friends only listen to metal. i had a real blast and sang along to all the songs. after the concert was over Iain and Martin invited me and a couple of other guys back stage. Lauren was back there, and at first she was really aloof and quiet. as time went on she got more and more talkative. she used a lot of curse words, which really took me by surprise but otherwise I thought she was lovely. she seemed weirdly obsessed and focused on me even though there were 4 other guys invited back stage. eventially it was time for everyone to go home and Lauren offered me a ride in her car. of course i said yes. she said she wanted to stop by her hotel really quickly to change her tampon on the way to my apartment, i was surprised by her bluntness. she told me to come inside the hotel with her because she felt rude leaving me in the car alone. we went inside the hotel room and i waited for her as she went straight to the bathroom. she spent like 30 minutes inside the bathroom and at one point while she was inside she screamed really loudly. i thought the whole thing was pretty weird but actually I never had a girlfriend before so I didn't know if this was typical for girls on their period or not. after she got out of the bathroom she offered me a glass of wine. I accepted, and the next thing I know I was in the alley way with bite marks all over my body. my dick felt really sore. it took me weeks to process what happened. i never thought I'd share this story with anyone but I just had to finally let it off my chest. do not support Lauren or her music anymore please.
>>64129717
apparently lauren broke into brandons house and violently raped him
Is this a new copypasta?
>>64129790
>new
fucking newfags
whatever happened to lurking before posting?
do you mind if I masturbate to your story?
I somehow believe you
>>64129878
Sorry I have a life outside of shitposting on an anonymous Chinese shadow-puppet board
is that a legit CHVRCHES thread?
we need more Lauren
as a Laurenfag i wish this story were true
>>64129717
Scotland master race confirmed
>>64129955
you first post was a shitpost, have some respect for this shithole you dumb shit
>>64129717
honestly she's mildly cute.
i actually prefer recent grimes somehow over her.
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>>64130734
who the fuck has this fetish
>>64129717
Someone stop her.
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>>64130617
my angel voiced waifu
>>64129717
This is totally libelous, but p funny nonetheless
>>64132758
I've already reported him to Lauren's family. They can keep an eye out for this looney...
>>64130734
she should rock this hairstyle more often, its gorgeous
post rare Lavrens
one time I went into the bathroom at a pub in downtown glasgow and heard the most revolting sounds coming from the stall. there was grunting, panting, farting and splashing all happening at once, and the smell... my god the smell. i can only describe it as that hydrogen sulfide/rotten egg smell.. it was like a 500 million year old trapped fart that came up from the bowels of the earth.
anyway I really had to piss so I thought i'd get it over with as quickly as possible because it sounded like this person was going to be there a long time. all the while i was pissing the horrible noises were still emanating from the stall. after i finished pissing i quickly washed my hands.. as i was drying them i heard the toilet flush and saw the door open. out walks lauren mayberry of chvrches. this like 5'2" woman in the mens room, making noises i thought no human being could make, goes up to the sink and begins to wash her hands.
i'm just standing there, staring in amazement. she turns to me and winks and says "i definitely left a trace in that toilet"
then she dried her hands and left the bathroom.
>>64133660
SHE HAS THE ONE RING
MY PRECIOUS
Lauren here.
Delete this.
>>64133978
fat.
>>64134075
you're having a laugh
>lavren thread
finally home
>>64133660
that's a pretty common lavren, pleb friendo
where to watch coachella lavren?
What does Lauren smell like?
>>64129717
Well those who make music tend to be shitty people.
>>64134321
you will never smell her heathen
>>64129717
>it was 2013 and CHVRCHES first record had just dropped
>do not support Lauren or her music anymore please.
In nutshell.
>>64133757
underrated post
Chvrches suck in the most vapid, uninspiring way, but Lavren threads are the most entertaining threads on /mu/.
>>64133978
post rare bum pics pls
>>64130478
fucking... I was in my kitchen right...
dem legs
SCOTTISH PRINCESS
>>64135553
Got you senpai
>>64135553
I thought you were over her?
>>64133757
lad tht wasn't a toilet it was chvrches' recording studio
I'm a little weirded out. I actually enjoyed Chvrches set at Coachella yesterday. And just now, on the way home from the store, they played Every Open Eye and I enjoyed it.
I'm a little weirded out.
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>>64135594
Reminder that Lavren would hate you forever if she knew you posted pictures of her here
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>>64135739
Don't be creeped out man, you would have to be crazy to not enjoy something made by someone this beautiful.
>>64135739
the whole cochella thread was fucking funny when they finally streamed
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>>64129717
Lol, if a story breaks about Lavren suing some 4chan memester for libelous rape claims it'll be so great to know I was ITT and called it
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>>64135891
This place is a hot volcano of scum, and now, it's time to take out the trash.
>>64135898
>south park
>2016
you serious?
>>64136038
wait a second are we actually living in the current year?
>>64136038
That show went to shit as soon as they started pandering to the MRA Fedoras
>>64130468
She's pointing at us...
>>64135797
that's what keeps my dick hard
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>>64136315
finally, my dreams have come true
>>64135880
link to thread?
>>64136451
#1
>>64112716
cant find the others, dont really feel like it
i want to fug her
>>64137013
join the club
>>64136315
uuuuuu lad you have done it now xd
>>64137013
excuse me anon? no.
you do not "fug" Lavren, you make sweet sweet love to her
Lavren is like a flower, you smell her, touch her gently, and you thank god he created something so perfect
Leave Lauren alone!
