>Kurt Cobain faked his death and became Rivers Cuomo in order to make pop songs without guilt
>OHMYGOD THEY'RE BOTH WEARING GLASSES THEYRE THE SAME PERSON
>>64057287
This is the stupidist thing ive ever heard
New Order might actually be the same guys as Joy Division
>>64057397
o_o
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>>64057340
Retards.
>>64057287
now i believe in this too
>>64057397
Nah that's too far-fetched, Ian wouldn't do us like that.
>Elvis faked his death and became Kurt Cobain so he could play grunge without guilt
>>64057287
>he also changed his eye and hair color and modified his voice
>>64057310
>>64057340
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>>64057992
>grunge is coming to its logical conclusion
>kurt wants out desperately
>labels won't have it
>concoct plan for kurt to "die" and for rivers cuomo to be "born"
>kurt dies April, 1994
>Weezer is immediately signed to a major label out of nowhere and is handed Ric Ocasek
>The Blue Album is released May, 1994
Think about it...
>>64057287
That's great lawl
>>64058097
>and then fake Kurt Cobain Elvis faked fake Kurt's death and became Rivers Cuomo in order to make pop songs again
>>64057397
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>>64058075
Are you stupid they are liretally the same thing
>>64058166
lol look at this conspiracy nut
>>64058166
no, they started from copying their sound on movement, but then they become fun dance rock group
>>64057287
But they don't look the same at all. A butt chin doesn't make you the same guy as all other guys with butt chins.
>>64058150
And now Rivers Cobain is faking his own musical death so he can go back to making Elvis music.
>>64058166
they're not the same, get a grip
loony
>>64058252
How fucking dense are you?
They look exactly the same
>>64057287
They're both talentless hacks
