>do you wanna get high
>>63915827
>sorry I'm a lesbian
no thanks " natural flowing watercourse, usually freshwater, flowing towards an ocean" cuomo
>i wonder how you touch yourself
>>63915868
woody allen?
rick moranis?
>he had withered all away. no more sighing in his breast.
>>63915827
yeah
>>63915827
>mfw
>he married an asian chick
> i did what my body told me too, I didn't mean to do you harm
{please insert picture for me}
>>63915868
>tfw rivers will die in your lifetime
>>63918718
>>63915868
YEAH BABY YEAH!
DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?
DO I MAKE YOU RANDY?
GROOVY BABY!
>>63919196
is that fucking real
>>63919228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZU4Zjglhs
>on an island in the sun
>>63919259
Is this the most talented pic ever taken?
>>63919259
I feel like Rivers is /mu/ personified.
>>63918718
>>63915827
nah somebody once told me
>And the best of your days
>Will all vanish into haze when you're
>On drugs
All of the drugs she does
Scare me real good
She's got a tattoo
And two pet snakes
>>63915863
I'M DUMB
>>63915827
fuck you
>>63918718
http://www.oocities.org/tokyo/ginza/4169/story4.htm
>>63915827
not with you, neurotic normie
>>63919259
Looks like a big guy, guessing at least 6'1" there
>>63919196
Rivers looks like the son from Breaking Bad
>>63918717
rate his wife, /mu/
>>63919880
omfg rivers is literally the /mu/tant that made it.
>>63919880
is she 16 and half japanese?
>>63915827
>>63919259
Rivers is such a memeperson. I have never listened to Weezer because I don't want to ruin the magic
>>63919880
>>63919933
She's full Japanese but I don't know how old she is.
>>63919979
They met in 1997 and married in 2007, and they have a 9 year old daughter, so at least 20.
>>63920029
Currently?
>>63920055
yea
>>63920055
I was trying to make a joke but it didn't come out good.
Also, they were married in '06 apparently. And she was in college when they met, so 38-42 would be a good guess.
Yeah but I have to study for an exam on Monday and I can't afford to waste even a single hour because it's so massive and detailed. I just want to smoke a bowl and listen to some Jon Hassell :(
>>63915949
what is fucking happening here
>I'm tired of having sex
>>63919196
oh god, why
and Rivers looks like he's solving Blue's Clues what the fuck
>>63922370
More like I'm tired of not having sex lol
>>63919238
What the fuck? How is this an actual thing?
>>63922788
LOL GOOTEM XDDD
:'^D
>>63919387
>He's like a sex vampire
>>63922370
He never got any lol