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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 14
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Merle Haggard
-Drake BNM coming at the end of April http://pitchfork.com/news/57640-drakes-new-album-views-from-the-6-coming-at-the-end-of-april/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, M83, PJ Harvey, Tim Hecker, Islands, Vijay Iyer, and Tim Heidecker.
-Sorry for the late edition
Okay guys
This will be the last p4k countdown thread ever
It was nice knowing you, boys
p4k is dishonest and is known to change review scores to pander to the latest trends in indie music
why do you trust them?
>>63868854
No it won't
DEAK CONFIRMED 9.9 BNM
>>63868938
Dubs did not confirm
Rollin for actual score
>>63869289
8.9 confirmed
>>63869289
>>63869358
look at my dabs
>>63869365
Nah look at mine
>>63869379
No mine
>>63869388
me too
>>63869388
8.8 BNM
>>63869399
>>63869388
dam, can i join?
>>63869388
Deak confirmed 8.8 BNM
>>63869417
Sure just get dubs
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>63869388
maybe not
>>63869417
Get dubs like this
>>63869462
>>63869493
>>63869513
amateurs
>>63869513
>>63869493
>>63869462
>>63869461
>>63869447
>>63869437
>>63869417
>>63869379
>>63869365
All this fail lel
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Tim Hecker 8.2 by Philip Sherburne
Death Grips 7.0 BTFO by Zoe Camp
Woods 7.6 by Evan Rytlewski
Twenty88 6.5 by Sheldon Pearce
Flying Saucer Attack 8.5 BNR by Mark Richardson
NO BNM FOR HECKER
also zoe reviewed dg :)
TIM HECKER BTFO!!!!!!
>>63869558
>Death Grips 7.0 BTFO by Zoe Camp
jesus FUCKING CHRIST ZOE!
Tim Hecker no BNM. P4k confirmed to only give BNM to hip hop artists now
>>63869558
women can't understand meme grips
>>63869785
delete this
>>63869558
et tu Zoe?
>>63869558
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne strikes again
>>63869780
The fact that Weezer's new album got a 6 and Young Thug got 7.9 shows they only care about hip hop trash
>>63869906
Except they gave pinkerton a 10, maybe you should just admit Weezer has turned into boring poop
>>63869928
>Except they gave pinkerton a 10,
yeah, like 5+ years ago
>>63869906
or rather weezer just suck
>>63869942
They'd give it a 10 today too, why in the world wouldnt' they? You're just having trouble admitting Cuomo hasn't made anything of genuine worth in over a decade
>>63869874
keks maksimus
>>63869906
>he thinks the new Weezer album is better than Slime Season 3
