hi guys, montie here so, I've been thinkin about this idea

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Keith Abbott
2016-04-01 23:40:08 Post No. 63741006
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Keith Abbott 2016-04-01 23:40:08 Post No. 63741006 [Report]

Quoted by: >>63741364 >>63742078

hi guys, montie here

so, I've been thinkin about this idea I've had for a while and I think I want to pursue it now. I'd be willing to commission anyone of you guys for a fanfiction involving my girlfriend, myself, and van halen.

basically, I want someone to write a fanfic of myself getting cucked by eddie van halen after a backstage meet and greet with the band at a concert. david lee roth and alex van halen can watch too, and give me one-liners about what havoc eddie is wreaking on my girlfriend's ass. michael anthony isn't allowed to watch. no one cares about the bassist in van halen.

bonus points if the one-liners are all references to van halen songs.

I don't really join in on the one-liners, I might smirk at some of the more clever ones but I'm mostly focused on the fact that hollywood walk of fame star and guitar world's number 1 drummer of all time in 2012, eddie van halen, is cumming on my best friend's glasses.

thanks guys! let me know if you would be interested in the thread and I'll give you my email for more private conversations

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Debbie Cline 2016-04-01 23:45:33 Post No.63741129
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Debbie Cline 2016-04-01 23:45:33 Post No.63741129 [Report]

hi guys, montie here. totally not this guy btw.

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Jessica Jensen 2016-04-01 23:45:39 Post No.63741132
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Jessica Jensen 2016-04-01 23:45:39 Post No.63741132 [Report]

Quoted by: >>63741158 >>63741179

What events in your life led to you impersonating an annoying person on a japanese imageboard asking for cuckold erotica about eddie van halen? Really, what happened that made writing this the best use of your Friday?

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Eugene Key 2016-04-01 23:47:04 Post No.63741158
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Eugene Key 2016-04-01 23:47:04 Post No.63741158 [Report]

>>63741132
my girlfriend's name is jessica

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Guadalupe Sullivan 2016-04-01 23:48:31 Post No.63741179
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>>63741132
This post gave me a laugh, thanks Jessica

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Leticia Padilla 2016-04-01 23:48:48 Post No.63741183
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Leticia Padilla 2016-04-01 23:48:48 Post No.63741183 [Report]

hey guys, bump

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Lana Delacruz 2016-04-01 23:48:50 Post No.63741185
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Lana Delacruz 2016-04-01 23:48:50 Post No.63741185 [Report]

Montie here, don't believe these fakes

I'm actually leaving /mu/ forever to go be homeless and suck big black dicks in public bathrooms for fun for the rest of my life

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Marissa Atkins 2016-04-01 23:50:59 Post No.63741217
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Marissa Atkins 2016-04-01 23:50:59 Post No.63741217 [Report]

hey everyone, real montie here.

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Donald Mcclain 2016-04-01 23:56:01 Post No.63741306
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Donald Mcclain 2016-04-01 23:56:01 Post No.63741306 [Report]

hi everyone ^^^^ here, the internets busiest Montie nerd

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Dianne Mejia 2016-04-01 23:59:31 Post No.63741364
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Dianne Mejia 2016-04-01 23:59:31 Post No.63741364 [Report]

>>63741006
"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think you girlfriend's ass's gonna look after eddie's meat treatment?"
"My butt, man!"
G-G-Girlfriend stop that screaming, girlfriend don't you see?
Don't want to be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Girlfriend needs to see in the shed

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Irving Spears 2016-04-02 00:10:31 Post No.63741595
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Irving Spears 2016-04-02 00:10:31 Post No.63741595 [Report]

Seminal Eruption

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Jan Reid 2016-04-02 00:15:58 Post No.63741695
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Jan Reid 2016-04-02 00:15:58 Post No.63741695 [Report]

Quoted by: >>63741945

Montie couldn't go a day with out some sort of validation

why are you so fucking desperate

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Ron Fritz 2016-04-02 00:28:09 Post No.63741945
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Ron Fritz 2016-04-02 00:28:09 Post No.63741945 [Report]

>>63741695
same

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Philip Murray 2016-04-02 00:36:16 Post No.63742078
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Philip Murray 2016-04-02 00:36:16 Post No.63742078 [Report]

Quoted by: >>63742198

>>63741006
>montie
literally who

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Elva Booker 2016-04-02 00:42:45 Post No.63742198
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Elva Booker 2016-04-02 00:42:45 Post No.63742198 [Report]

>>63742078
montie