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the police are banging at my front door asking me to let them inside
what do i do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpgalQQBKMM
fuckin ell m8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7fXvWzjRKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6OXb3EyLOk
dont let them win
I tend to dislike shit like this, but this track is decent. Are my faculties slipping?
http://youtu.be/SnRlrN9_zFU
>>63730261
also the coke I've been getting of late has been speedy, too numbing and ineffective if I've been using all day. Gonna have to buy in larger quantity or change my guy but both are a hassle t b h
>>63730133
Flush the blemes my friend
>>63730261
fair enough if its not ur usual thing but its a big tune enjoy enjoy
>>63730133
call nina for help
>>63730352
>NINA
>da?
>COME OVER I NEED HELP
>nyet
>PLS
>kravIZ AN EMERGENCY
>>63730133
That's what you get for doing drugs and talking about it in the internet. The cyberpolice knows all about you Daisy
Has anyone seen a DJ fuck up badly before?
My favourite was a jump-up DJ tripping over and taking the feedback monitor with him to the floor. Cutting all sound sound for ten seconds.
>>63730400
Jackmaster
sub club boat party 2/3 years ago
>jackmaster just getting up on the decks after harri
>he is hyping the crowd up chatting random shit on the mic
>the crowd is fairly laddy
>lads start egging him on to do a backflip
>he brushes it off at first
>lads start getting rampent
>jackmaster delivers
>he attemps his backflip
>he completely fails
>he smashes his legs underneath where the decks are
>he knocks the other DJs record bag in the air
>all the records go flying out of the bag
>most of them end up in the water
>when he gets up his manages to trip on a wire
>he faceplants the decks
>all the music completely cuts out
i expected this to end up online somewhere but it never did
it will always live on in my memories
rolling for pev's real name
>>63730579
and you're telling me no one filmed this
>>63730133
big up daisy nixon hold tight
keepin it locked on bleep fm
>>63730579
i know a b8 greentext when i see one
still funny hehe
>>63730386
cute post omg :3
>>63730400
Skream was wasted at DMZ10 and he mixed like 3 tunes really badly.
mumdance is a top lad if there ever was one
>>63730698
I don't pop mollies, I roll ________
all rise
>>63730904
i frenzy when i see this picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LswuCsDhQ6I
ok what is happening here
why does it look like this
neo-bleep is truly here
>>63730969
bleep is better than it has ever been. it's to time to say:
NEOBLEEP AND PROUD
A golden new era. Say goodbye to the past, boys.
>>63730998
This.
Neo-bleeps arise, our day has come lads
>>63730969
Check the date.
/bleep/ has been surprisingly decent today anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amhatB_ftoQ
>neo bleepers thinking they can get rid of the old guard
"wew" "lad" shut the frig up and know your place. you're here because we allow you to
s/t here. just wanted to say anyone who uses "frig" is a fucking faggot
>>63731160
Thanks lad
Neo bleep we the leaders of the new
>>63731160
haha i type it a lot i think its sweet
>>63731160
Lmaooooo so true
>>63731230
alright cora luv
tell keith i said ello x
>>63730879
splifs?
hi s/t here
im posting with my real name
>>63731332
lool yeeehawwwwwwww
"adtbg" here lol this is my real name :3
^ugh just go away already lmfao
why is neo-bleep so embarrassing
>>63731502
ikr
ugh
>tfw got nothing good lined up until mid june
fucked it 2bh lads
>>63731502
lol fuck off. neo bleep is here to stay now
NEO BLEEP AND PROUD
N
E
O B L E E P
A N D
P
R
O
U
D
Why is the title not /neo-bleep/? wtf is /bleep/? is this just a prank bro?
For once we were ostracized and condemned, now we stand taller than ever. Our ambitions cannot be quelled, we will fight, we will not compromise, and we will win! Say it with me
NEO BLEEP
NEO BLEEP
NEO BLEEP
it's Andy stott not dj Andy Scott
be honest
how worried would you be if you found out your gf went out ALONE to the same club as the bleep gang?
NEO BLEEP
NEO BLEEP
NEO BLEEP
2016 is the year of neo-bleep
>>63731827
>"gf"
>going out alone
lmfao buddy
>>63731868
lmfao
>adtbg
>"Angie Mann"
LMFAO "LADS"
>tripfags are still able to shit up the thread.
Magic tbqh.
>>63731827
a group of shirtless wastemen standing in a corner repeating "woman is the devil, woman is the devil"?
not much desu
NEO BLEEP, TILL I DRAW MY LAST BREATH
NEO BLEEP, NO NEED TO IMPRESS
NEO BLEEP, IM FEELING YOUR GIRLS BREASTS
This makes me proud to be British :)
>>63731571
/bleep/ is the joke, /neo-bleep/ is anything but a joke.
its a statement like the upside down flag thing pardners do.
a thread that is dying our something.
>>63731932
whos that? that nigga dean
heard he shot... a nigga clean
with the sawnoooffffff
We should invite /b/ in here to kill off the old bleep for once and all.
NEO-BLEEP ARISE
>>63731922
you wont be saying that when ur girl comes back loose as a clowns pocket
>our children will grow up in a bleepless world and there will only be neo-bleep
feels pretty good tbqfh
anyone got the nina nudes?
been like 5 weeks since i had one
>>63732002
oh please, you could fit your pecker thru a 12"
shes not that tight clyde
these circular thumbnails are /bleep/ af desu
NEO-BLEEP
NEO-BLEEP
NEO-BLEEP
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
VNTG BLEEP DESU
>>63732190
Was thinking that before lol
NEO BLEEP
NEO
any melancholy bleep man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7d_J6Rvx2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86cDfZJyrS8
You are the club and DJ commands everybody to take their t-shirt off.
how do you react to this clear violation of safespace policy?
>>63730386
ACKNOWLEDGE MY POST, YOU TASTELESS CUNTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R16DSHZyWJ8
>>63732506
only if the dj played https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORpRa_LhWg
NEO BLEEP! NEO BLEEP! NEO BLEEP!
>>63732558
I hate that quote so much.
>>63732506
I say "nope" out loud and walk straight out to the smoking area
>>63732558
john peel is a paedo
>>63732640
>english public figure
>paedo
what else is new
>>63732558
>people actually fall for the vinyl meme in the year of our lord, 2012+4
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
tinder or the club
i can only pick one tonight
>>63732708
whatever is most likely to get you the succ
>>63732731
lol "lad"
>>63730133
noone pointed out that the circle of the cd perfectly alligns with the circular thumbnail
r8 my dubpl8
whats the first thing you notice in this pic?
>>63732877
WOMAN IS AN ANGEL
>>63732877
that girl staring straight into that camera
>>63732877
my sister
they didn't go for 'uk garage' as there category on pointless
what a waste
>>63732785
>Circle of the CD
>>63732877
it's like she is staring straight into the weakest part of my soul
woman really is an angel <3
>>63732877
shes got that look that all devils give when they look right into your soul
what are dj naruto's aliases?
I know that Function is his techno project, what else.
>>63732877
That those aren't pioneer mixers
What third world country was this photo taken in
>>63731827
lmao I could even put ghb in her drink and know nothing would happen to her
>>63732877
did i ever stand a chance?
Horse Meat Disco mixes are perfect drunk listening
>>63732977
ears too big
eyes too far apart
soldiers too bony
forehead too big
4/10 would not bang.
>>63731827
despite reputation the bleep gang are actually very safespace complaint tbqh, id feel pretty darn good about the whole situation
>>63733057
she looks like she can suck a mean bleme
>>63733074
nah neo-bleep is reactionary now lmao
babyfather album is good and interesting, and also already on spotify fyi
>>63733106
who tf uses spotify lmao
>>63733129
lmao dub man creepin in the back LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>63733129
>I need to freshen up my fade
>my lebrons hurt
>>63733130
r u related to Jeffrey Mills
>>63733149
>Aurora
alri lass :^)
oi oi!!!
im going to take advantage of that safespace policy >:-)
>>63733149
woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>63733216
lls i decimated u dub man
>Doing snuff with some friends
>One guy is too drunk, decides to lick it
what a wasteman desu
im rolling down a lonely highway
asking god to neo bleep me
whats going on?
i mean, whats up with the names and such
>>63732911
ikr
Got two pointless answers on Mike Leigh films tho
out of the randomly generated names which ones sound like viable DJ names?
>>63733338
check ur calender
>>63733338
April fools lad
>>63733367
>>63733368
silly me
>>63733364
yours could almost work desu
>>63733364
all of them
i am a well known "bleep" producer
rolling for my new alias
rolling for my producer alias
rolling for my new alias
>>63733421
Works pham
IM GOING TO BE THE NEXT BIGGEST DJ AFTER THIS ROLL
smoking on that sherm boys
>>63733438
nice name
rolling on behalf of me sister
she needs a new producer alias
>>63733451
well go on lad show us a piccy
doing kratom for the first time today wish me luck lads
>>63733463
well ok... posted with her consent !
>>63733473
god be with you jenna
doing krokodil for the first time today wish me luck lads
>>63733473
please don't m8. you should have more respect for yourself than that
>>63732877
His nose
>>63733492
>>63733505
I feel like I'm on tinder with all those round profile pics 2bh
>>63733356
found the Don
>>63733516
i actually really like guys with big facial features like that
like you could just play with his nose at the end of the day
kowton is very cute
Just listened to this, so fucking good
banter is thru the roof atm lads
so far the ldn bleeps lads have:
>spilt beer over flopo's hardware and called him an autist
>been accosted by twitter journalists in the dance
>picked up qt mummy gfs in the club
and numerous other antics
>>63732352
thank you for that beautiful track.
Heres another that might fit your n eed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxfUI646JKY
>>63733612
can u elaborate on the FloPo thibg
>>63733612
>picked up qt mummy gfs in the club
>>63733672
flo po is brought to you by cheeky volvic and leaking pipes everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I-qlter9Z8
reissue is here famz
>>63730386
cute post amelia ;ooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgH2mbFT_JE
>>63733694
oi oi Denise wonna go 2 dick menthol w/ me???
>>63733612
>been accosted by twitter journalists in the dance
omd
>>63733893
at dick menthol are the on-site camping bleep lads going to band together to form a gigantic bant camp of their own?
Listen to This Tune during the Winter Days... When your blue smk a bowl n be uplifted by this track!! =][= BiGUpS!!
lads is it okay to pretty much love every hazy lo fi house track ever? feel like a meme for listening to so much of it desu.
>>63734039
^__________^
>>63734039
>>63734039
hahaha that is awesome senpai
>>63734039
可愛い ໒( ◡ )७
>>63734039
ayyyy
>>63734033
acceptable behaviour imo
>>63734033
it's ok. don't let the memes bring you down
>>63734176
u fucked it lad! abort! abort!
Exquisite banter ITT keep it up lads
>>63733612
i lol randomly about the ldn bleep antics during the week and people look at me like im crazy
>>63734176
boo
guilty pleasure tunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2O-Ggo7yoo
>>63734524
thats songs pretty good desu
Real DJs buy two copies.
>>63734583
real DJs buy 10 copies
>>63734583
discogs traders buy 5
>>63730400
Not his fault but when I saw Bwana open for Dusky literally the first track he mixed the fucking CD skipped over and over it for the entire tracks duration it was brutal as fuck goddamn I felt so bad for the guy
>>63734632
saw this the other day
who still DJs on vinyls anyway fuck that shit
>>63734699
lmao what a cunt
but i don't get why they don't just press enough of them 2bh
>>63734699
nothing personal kid
>>63734699
>shh nothing personell kid
>>63734801
Pressing vinyl is expensive.
It's about a grand for 500 copies, 500 copies you don't know whether they'll sell or not.
>>63734699
>hehe
>>63730841
But Skream wasn't even supposed to play at DMZ 10
>>63734837
desu i thought it was more than that
whats the aveage mark up
>>63734699
>nothing personal hehe
>>63734837
yeah I get that, but obviously that one would sell
if people are selling and buying your records for 60€ on discogs maybe you should repress
>>63734914
they should just fake a pre-order on their own website, take all the money and never repress it
NEW EN OH VEE SENPAI
WITH CHASE AND STATUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgNw1Z_xqw
TOPSHOP MAN DAN BOSSMAN MM YEAH MM MM YEAH YEAH
>>63734970
>chase and status
Into, trash, etc.
>>63734977
but novelist rudeboi
im a topshop man
really though
>>63734991
Sorry mate, it's an embarrassing tune
>>63734863
It's for white labels with the cheapest flimsy paper sleeve available and doesn't include the mastering for the tunes.
Records sell for about ten euros, so you have a markup of 500% from the pure production cost of the actual vinyl pressings.
I imagine that the amount that is pure profit of those 500% is rather small, though.
>>63734914
Represses are obviously more risky than pressing new tunes, since you don't actually know how many of your represses will sell.
me @ the club lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxZR9r5TNio
>>63734999
Same, only jumpers though
and jeans
sometimes t shirts
If Eh Oh Vee says he's a Topshop man, does that mean he's actually a transvestite?
The male section of Topshop is called Topman. If he's shopping at Topshop then he's buying women's clothes.
>>63735073
oh fuck ur right
>>63730005
hashman deejay
morning fever tomorrow
anthony naples
martyn and lauer
>>63734765
real dj's
why did novelist call himself a dan?
>>63735073
I meant En Oh Vee, not Eh Oh Vee.
>>63735108
cuz hes a real wasteman
>>63735108
all the top mcs have dan in their name
flo dan
riko dan
top shop man dan
>>63735017
yeah true, but some represses disappear within 5min (eg giegling) I'm pretty sure they know about that... I don't think that would be a big risk repressing more of them
Nov yeah man
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63735144
yh cos represses are pretty much only pressed cos there is a high demand for something. Records that sit around in shops for months don't usually then get repressed then they eventually sell out
>>63735300
who even is DJD/Light Work desu
is vjing /bleep/?
>>63735404
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuKeaQ3_1yg
big up bris
every day of my life
have a date with terekke's sis tn
Should I buy her flowers or a lies 12 inch
(Ps I'm already bringing my 12inch haha)
>>63735851
weew
>>63735851
lmao
>>63732057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQoMXxrmI5I
>tfw discovering 90's techno
It's everything I had hoped
>>63736035
anyone got the juice in her skincare regimen/know what moisturizer she was using that that RA doc
>>63736108
my dick-juice desu
>>63735851
haha oh wow
>>63736035
>nina will never sit on your face
How do we feel about Maribou State lads.
![tumblr_m7pvfooq2e1qbxwudo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c8G8sEG.jpg "tumblr m7pvfooq2e1qbxwudo1 500[1]")
>>63736035
THANKS I JUST GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB YOU FUCKING MORON
>>63736207
fuck off harry
whys she so perfect lads
>he doesn't listen to tunes with a subtle loli vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHXDCjGmg5Q
>>63736471
nice loli :3
>>63736471
>Darren Price has been closely associated with the band Underworld, with whom he became acquainted from his time with the Junior Boy's Own, supporting their tours as a DJ. He became a performing member of Underworld Live in 2005.
didn't know such people browse /bleep/
>>63736436
just had a quick bash in the pub lavy
cheers lad
what is the best drug?
>>63736817
molly + robitussin
>>63736866
B U T T E R
U
T
T
E
R
what will be the big tune/what's a girl to do of 2016?
oh my god i am getting anxious just thinking of the possibilities. What if I'm on the gear and hear it, and it is so intense I die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWL5X_y5xrY
>>63736866
woud plough
>>63736866
i bet she went to a lobster theremin night after all that
cool sister you got there buddy
Lol some of you are the biggest faggot ass Randall ass niggas smfh reporting people on April fools
Hang yourself lol
>>63730133
Is... is that Karina?
>>63736866
how tall is your sister?
>>63736207
good remix by ross t b h f a m p a i
Oi lads we on once again after spring break hiatus
1:00 london time, ardcore as usual, probably about half oldschool half modern, starting with a techno banger than I picked up here however
not too late for requests, if there's a jungle / ardcore track that you wanna hear on the air or even just a techno piece for the beginning, I'll drop it in
>>63737317
This is pointless. Fuck off
>>63737317
ah, and pizzafm.org is the site
my bad
i just noticed that i have really bad taste
>>63737469
how does that make u feel
Why is Bone such a don?
https://www.residentadvisor.net/podcast-episode.aspx?exchange=295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1NJGAVVPnQ
this is cringeworthy
why does 4chan look like this.
i cant bleme like this lads..
>>63737556
Like a hoe ass Randall ass nigga
test
>>63737771
google owns 4chan now
>>63737080
oh i think that was me haha
watch out i might do it again haha
>>63737317
What you doing saving my high quality graphics
>>63738088
that's just the way it is with blemes innit?
Just came in to let you know the London bleep crew are the embarrassment of the scene, and I've started working closely with bouncers and promoters to identify and ban any notable bleep lads from venues across the capital
>>63738436
aurora has put us all on the blacklist to most major clubs. I slip a tenner and a couple canisters to most bouncers and they're all good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1TB6g1PvwY
>>63738515
That woman's influence is too strong!!!!
Absolute tyranny innit.
Man just wants a safe space to dance
>>63737757
not really, but you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJ8sjEC6ps
>>63738872
haha holy shit burn!!
I'm 20 and live in California. I'm glad this thread is here.
I met up with s girl and had sex and she was under aged. The investigator took my side of the story today. The evidence against me is pretty solid. They have my DNA. All she has to do is turn in the evidences to the DA and they'll decide to pursue or not.
She is 16.
The investigator told me its gonna be a misdemeanor underage sex with a minor charge if they do pursue
Wish this was an April fools joke but it's not. I'm glad this thread is here, any tips? I might just blow my brains out but I'd rather not leave a gruesome mess for family.
>>63738839
nice 1
>>63738999
you gotta shoot that girl first before yourself anon
nice trips btw checked and kekd
>>63738999
and i'm the one getting kicked for not keeping the discussion music related
>>63738999
nice trips lad!
>>63738999
Those numbers you rolled are noiiiiice mate!!!!
>>63738999
you're fucked buddy LOL
fuck please tell chinese moot to change it back I need to know who is dubman s/t sideways eight turny and all my other trip friends! I don't have real friends irl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bII4SgUPYTA
full-length of the year so far desu
tfw I miss s/desu
>>63739595
because you're him, you aren't fooling anyone Roland
![female-pensioner-at-home-counting-british-sterling-five-and-ten-pound-dc8cyb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WwIJB95.jpg "female-pensioner-at-home-counting-british-sterling-five-and-ten-pound-dc8cyb[1]")
>>63738515
lol £10 lad
>>63738999
>life in pardnerstan continues
OI OI
https://youtu.be/UPENDuv_z1E?t=15s
>>63739834
nice sheep house
>>63739595
There’s an s/t in all of us.
Just saw Soichi Terada live lads, other than him kinda ruining got to be real with some weird autotune singing, the set was a top one.
BAN THE CHAVS!!
is the 1983 Honda Civic a bleep car? Thinking on buying one
>>63739988
genre police, who cares, good tune
tfw you know a qt who shares a load of your interests and you see her on almost every night out you go on, yet she's cold as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1AjHY93Sbg
>>63740143
real /bleep/ dont drive cars, you dont need one if you live in a city. You do live in a major dance music city dont you??
>>63740212
she isn't into you / she's a lesbian
sorry lad
>>63740212
she has no obligation to be nice to you sry
>>63740350
>>63740401
ye i know but it's peak, got bare mutual friends and it's just a full on par
lol home from the pub ketty watching asmr
>>63740555
>ASMR
fucking weirdos
>>63740620
innit its weird i might ju stp ut on a mix instead
>>63736471
>laughingloli
she has a fucking name
baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR2xdsrVunw
loving the malin genie tune on the new my love is underground release
>>63735511
let no man put asunder? :)
God dammit OP, let them in!
>>63739834
>il Muretto
frocio
bleep documentary
>>63742306
forgot link lmaO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehpqLzdvvU
can someone help
pls
>>63730222
this is great
thanks 4 sharing tbqh
>>63739570
Right on, my man
>>63734524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLd-g2ZC_no
no h8 pls
>>63742788
guys seriously i have no fucking idea how to bleep
>>63743224
demdike channel - quadrant pub
>>63739834
you think marco banged them grills after he was done?
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