neo bleep
Thursday night biccie edition
the weekend is almost here lads
our guy
>>63710202
whose hand is that
>>63710202
who hand be that
ruff ruff ruff ruff
anyone feeling really positive about this summer?
my country is in the Euros for the first time ever (Northern Ireland), plus the bants of the Euros general will be incredible, got a place to live in Manchester over the summer, just got back in to running again, bleeps in the summer sun etc.
I'm feeling it
>>63710300
Summer should be good fun for you, pity that I'm leaving Bristol for Swindon for the summer.
ADTBG and jerkoff junglist literally (literally) need to be liquidated
Do not dignify their clueless, ill-informed, embarrassing, humourless posts with a response
Make /bleep/ a relatively decent place again.
>>63710300
Nope, after this summer it's the real world 9 to 5 for me.
>>63710420
true lol
ruff sound
>>63710420
Oh my god stop. What did I do this time?
>>63710420
I think I must be the only person in /bleep/ who doesn't see what's so bad about ADTBG. He's certainly not as bad as some no mark troll namefag at any rate.
>neo-bleep edition
Why
decided I'm going to paint my walls superwhite
I had a moment of doubt when someone replied to me to go with an off white but then I saw it was s/t and it only reinforced my original gut feeling
Thanks fellas haha
>>63710713
wow this post really hurt my feelings lls
man weren't lying about the new Leon Vynehall.
4 outta 5 ok_hand's
>>63710713
>ultrawhite
enjoy your shitty lighting being reflected in all its glory lmao
Rude boy
>>63710300
i live in london so all the time is good for me lol
I've lost my marbles lads
>>63710981
true lol
>>63710202
a bleep ledge
>>63711177
tru
alri...
testing 1 2 3
>>63711287
Jelly af desu. Where you off?
>>63710285
ruff grime
i have soulseek and waffles
but i'd rather have a soulmate and cupcakes.
to be fairly honest with you my famdem
>>63711640
ben ufo n bake @ dance tunnel
>>63711662
cute post
>>63710503
put your trip back on lmfao
anonymous is the greatest of all time
all the seminal blemes and OC that has come from /bleep/ was posted by anonymous
big up anonymous
>>63711751
wew
>>63711751
thanks man, doing my best even when times are hard. xxxxx
this is honestly the best /bleep/ has ever been
amazing bants
>>63711751
big up all the anon
>>63710503
stop rimming dub negro's stank taint
big up teeth cru
everybody post anglos
https://youtu.be/X-t_Qv2v0CQ
baka couple of wasteman showing up
You are all kpop grade faggots dun know. Drag on society
Does neo-/bleep/ dig dancehall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCh_pBGoXwc
>yfw sideways number and jerkoff are the same person
makes a lot of sense tbf
>>63712353
is she actually good at djing or just a meme?
>>63712477
She's p good, but threw me out the club last time I saw her, because I touched a girls bum.
>>63712477
shes defo my 2nd favourite lesbian DJ
is objekt a don?
>>63712583
yeah
a total fckin nerd but it pays off
want him to do a fabric cd
>>63712477
Had the opportunity to see her last weekend, wanted to see the last 30min of her set but the room was full and they didn't let anyone in so I stayed at Helena Hauff instead.
Ayo rate my sis
rate my sis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hck1ibo26HM
>>63713014
5/10
>>63710147
How the fuck is that a biccie?
Its blatantly a chocolate bar.
>>63712501
who's the first family
>>63713014
bird family
>>63712477
I prefer Beatrice Dillon desu. Her mix on Hessle show was very good.
>>63713014
She's just homely enough that I wouldn't be insecure about her cheating on me gibs me dat numba bwoi
>>63713133
Tama Sumo
Anyone in Manchester going to see Maribou State at Antwerp Mansion? Justin Martin is there as well.
>>63713248
>Antwerp Mansion
Pre-fresher central innit m8? Always avoided it. Though they've never had a great booking anyway.
>>63713507
Really? I've had a few decent nights there. But then again I'm not very /bleep/, I've found nights with Chimpo there some of my favourites
>>63712583
yep. he's the greatest DJ and dance music producer of this millennium so far IMO.
>>63713113
Fookin givus one
>>63713631
Wew
>>63713113
superior "biccie" comin' thru
>>63713631
wew fuckin lad
>>63712100
>>63711751
haha hey I just got here but thanks man
you guys heard of lobster theremin
>>63710147
Who is randomds on What.cd?
you've got good taste... if you browse here
>>63713062
man, latsbrah sure is autistic as fuck.
>>63714577
das me thanks lad your taste is average
>>63714658
no problem my dude
what kinda vibes do you bois like to setup when your producing?
>>63714821
dank ones
>>63714559
Reid has really gone to shit since moving to ITV.
>>63714466
are u portuguese?
>>63714946
don't speak to him ffs
>mixing molly and robitussin
Wew tell me not all of bleep is this retarded
>>63714880
link me to your tunes
>>63714927
fair play pal was thinking same thing. Oh well still plenty of tastey women on TV these days to look forward to. Tess dailey, rachel riley, holly Willoughby etc.
>>63714981
natural selection, pal
>>63714981
Darwinism in effect
>>63715050
umm ok I'll shove something on soundcloud
>>63714981
Lmao don't be a nerd.
I've had some great times with that combo
>>63715263
absolute watermelon
https://soundcloud.com/pangaea/skips-desk-radio-1-clip
lel if you dislike this you're a wasteman and should listen to more ruff ruff
does anyone actually get excited about a house or techno 'live set'?
seriously there are only 3 or 4 'live' bleep acts i'd want to see
>>63715350
Sorta? I just go to dance my ass off and get zooted out of my mind
>>63715050
https://soundcloud.com/rafel-spilman/pollocks
nothing that interesting but it's caused me enough grief to figure out what to do with it.
it's not properly mixed so it probably sounds shit
ideas would be swell
>not getting excited for techno
>>63715518
That guy pretty much sums up what it feels like when you first walk into the club
>>63715704
He's prob got a knife on him too
any weightless melancholy man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5lVkYyyEVk&t=10m40s
https://soundcloud.com/bigdadasound/roots-manuva-crying-kode9-remix
>>63715417
I would make the first sound that smacky sound more prominent in the mix I think it would drive the track some and yeah the chimey things need to be eqed
>>63715917
yeah it's sounding pretty rough but it was just what I was working on.
I'll see if I can run it through an equaliser and it's probably desperately in need of some soundstaging
porno house anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG4r2oxzUOE
>>63715518
that from a video?
>>63714981
you could call it roborolling
>>63716230
no its a photo of a soldier in the chechen war
>>63716346
yea i saw the name, just wondering if it was a still frame from a vid
>>63712285
go play some in the sync room, they love that shit.
>>63716400
I found it on an article on checnya this one, could be a still but I think the writer was a well known war correspondent and photographer at the time
absolut banger here
Premiere: http://uk.complex.com/music/2016/03/premiere-gaffe-of-a-lifetime-forgotten
is this the place to shill for my friend's music?
https://moodroomcollective.bandcamp.com/album/the-other-side-of-what
>>63716531
>Gaffe of a Lifetime
Shit I recall this being shilled on here for a while
not to say it wasn't good but it was R+7 worship purely
>>63717503
https://rbt.asia/mu/?ghost=yes&search_text=gaffe%20of%20a%20lifetime&task=search&offset=24
I WAS RIGHT
THIS MAN SHILLED HIS SHIT SO HARD HE BECAME FAMOUS
JUST LOOK THROUGH THE ARCHIVES
>>63717587
looooooool
>>63714981
His head is going to be the hottest thing in the club when that serotonin syndromes kick in
when I'm the lad with the lads I'm like
W e w l a d
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A
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Amnesia scanner lad
Man sports his canners lad
Hot shit this record lad
Only a tenner lad
W e w l a d
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Robutosin & Mandy lad
Night of me life lad
Don't give no Fock lad
Man lonely af lad
W e w lad
Cheer up lad
Shitpost on bleep lad
Leader of the new lad
Neo bleep in the house lad
W e w l a d
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>>63718577
Do not do mdma and dxm cough syrup you might not die but you will have a shitty time
>>63718577
wew lad
also
>neobleep
ive been here longer than literally every other name/trip itt lmao
>sideways b8
>angry aka butthurt dub man
>jerkoff junglist(just saying this is jokes lol)
>>63718843
Love ya hunnybunny xx
whenever i watch videos of recordings in clubs i can't help but think 'what a bunch of fucking twats'
is it just me or does everyone look like a dickhead when you're not there involved in the action
anyone here into art & design related to music? looking for guys that make similar shit to benedict drew
>>63718952
obvs fake
>>63719350
I darn't watch or look at anything taken from any club nights I go to.
I've seen my face mid session once before and that's enough to scar me for life. I know for certain that I've been photo-shopped out of one photo in the past.
Club photographers are the devil
https://youtu.be/X3zFTIS1S94?t=1m14s
when you reload the bleep thread
The importance of Jungle is that it is a musical form which is at a powerful experimental point, it is a hugely energised scene. This is allied to an increasing musical sophistication and development. The fact that it is impossible to give any secure guarantees about its future is a function of this stage of dynamism. What is true is that Jungle has its own movement towards the future that leaves that future open. It is not obsessed, as Techno has been, by visions of cybernetic utopia derived from Kraftwerk's man-machines. Instead the important drive is to speed towards that future, as in the sample from the DJ Crystl track 'King of the Beats', 'Well here's a girl who tried to accomplish one thing, that is to get - to the future'.
Into the Jungle, into the future.
https://youtu.be/XKtPakifMSo
>>63720515
if you want some more jungle-inspired futurism read "Cyberspace Anarchitecture
as Jungle-War"
>>63720767
Got a link? It's locked behind journal paywalls.
>>63720872
https://s3.amazonaws.com/arena-attachments/406213/42bdb859549f609953a0ca61aca0bee3.pdf
pg414
>>63720929
wicked
>>63720767
mandatory nick land material
http://www.thedarkenlightenment.com/the-dark-enlightenment-by-nick-land/
big up reactionary krew
https://soundcloud.com/dj-box/dj-box-vs-dj-jtekk-happy-hardcore
8:12
HHC remix of find yourself, I don't suppose anyone knows what it is?
im a topshop man im a dan
aka the boss man man
>>63721606
u already posted this pard
>>63720767
>>63721022
this is ridiculous
>>63721022
do you keep up with xenosystems
this post was inspired
http://www.xenosystems.net/virtual-media/
>>63721951
Not very familiar with xenosystems, and I really have no opinion on neoreaction. As far as futurism goes, I generally despise people who indulge in it.
>>63711662
absolute sweetie pie. hope you find what youre looking for
post /neo-tunes/
https://youtu.be/PYVmXJ9QFrs
big up wasteman et al
>>63718577
classic.
i feel the urge to suck a fat chode
rate me brother >>63723887
>>63721951
Omg piss off
>>63716204
fuck horny and hangover now thanks man
>>63714577
can i get a what.cd invite please senpai [email protected]
Jungle is dead and so is most DnB. Aside from a few chavy jump-up gigs in Bolton, Liquid is the only survivor now. At least liquid emphasises the breaks more than the wub wub dub dub of anything coming out of RAM these days.
https://youtu.be/It-Wzg0UZsw [Embed]
I swear alcohol has a worse comedown than MD
Dehydrated to shit
>>63725909
I'm always sick for days when I smoke and drink hard on a night out.
It's not as taxing psychologically, but completely devastating physically.
>>63725700
i can forgive bad bait, but not sub par bants :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhZCLwaJuWg
:goeshard:
lads im looking for this real famous jungle sample
starts from 0:12 in this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQTg4M-HAs
this short vocal or bird sounding bit that is in a lot of tunes from that time
new hotline duh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwK2fHfy-1Y
TRAUMPRINZ REPRESS UP ON GIEGLING
https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/https://www.giegling.net/
BE QUICK
why did techno die?
>>63726504
not seeing it.
>>63726504
bullshit
>>63726576
>>63726781
i think it might be a germany exclusive
>>63726504
thankyou! got mothercave!!!!
>>63710300
Too bad /sp/ got killed
>>63726797
checked with German IP, it's not there.
>>63712353
Lost all respect when she was retarded enough to engage in the Twitter drama and the witchhunt for Tensnake
>>63726276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHn48b7iWF0
>>63726504
got the last one from canada, doesn't make sense making it exclusive
>>63712285
yes post more dancehall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdvwp0W-1pA
basically lads the ldn bleep cru WhatsApp banter is getting out of hand
>>63727058
tru
>>63727058
after all the aurora and floating points issues i feel like we're the most demonised lads in the london scene :'(
>>63727172
What's the deal with FloPo?
>>63727193
don't ask lol
>>63727263
Come oooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7i6MjvCa3Y
>>63727005
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQJ3_WhxFmw
Still trying to hunt down the dancehall samples in this btw:
https://soundcloud.com/kahn/kahn-neek-soundboy-obliterator
>>63710300
craig?
in any case, what you got planned in manchester over the summer? will be there for most of it myself
>>63713507
not to be a cunt but I felt like it was a lot better last year
this year they oversell tickets so it's always rammed, smashed my head on the fire escape because I literally couldn't move and I'm p sure that's what threw me into a state of being absolutely fucked
plus they've bumped ticket prices up massively, it's grim
it's a good gaff for just getting absolutely fucked out of your face though, especially if you live in rusholme/fallowfield
>>63726576
>>63726781
>>63726797
>>63726863
>>63727001
it's a prank bro
>>63727342
Fuck you, not funny.
>>63725909
>>63725981
yeah I always wake up after even drinking a few feeling like absolute shite
at least with md your head just feels a bit fuzzy/can't get your head together, but just write it off and listen to mellow tracks and blaze all day, can be p chill
with a hangover I just feel shit all day and it's not even a nice "feel shit"
we just got april fooled lads
fuck this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFm7doAyow
man fuck u i
am too high for this going to bed f.a.m.s.
Finally
http://www.phonicarecords.com/product/midland-blush-ep-pre-order-graded/136460
ok the april fools layout is one thing but what is the deal with the trips?
>>63727601
ah ok now I see. ha ha :)
>>63727601
What layout?
objekt or Edward tm night?
>>63727711
obj
>>63727263
flo po is sponsored by Volvic
I am totally not a faggot I swear to god. I am a good contributor and Everybody likes me and I don't drive a Yaris!
[spoiler] HAHAHAHAHAH April fools!!!! [/spoiler]
we found ourselves in
any bleeps for when you find out your ex has a new bf and seems really happy n your life has just gone to absolute shit pls
http://www.mixmag.net/read/dj-bone-and-deetron-are-the-storytellers-news
Noice
Bring on my new DJ alias
https://youtu.be/J3Mjka7hTkM
>>63728005
Whatever, Laura.
>>63728090
Here you go Mr. Pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3I8szlcAb4
>>63728090
alri pham
going to take a couple of pills tomorrow night lads
anyone seen dj sotofett?
he's playing here while im trapped in auckland and i am fucking fiending for some bass.
i like my rnb and hip hop plenty, but if i hear erykah badus raspy soul sister preachy fucking rasps get played out again i'm gonna kill a man.
>>63728229
Can you disconnect your Ethernet cord so that you're contained as God had envisioned your shithole to be? Thx
what you up to this weekend family
>>63728272
Hybrid Minds in Vienna
>>63728263
its not all that bad, just no decent clubs
>>63728272
Not shit family
>>63728272
pub tonight
PLO man tmrw
im doing a gofundme for the mini-documentary:
'/bleep/ - The Rise, The Fall, The Demonisation'
any amount is appreciated
>>63728272
PLO Man saturday
>>63728272
Not going out til next weekend unfortunately.
Big match on Saturday though.
will we ever make it back to normal bleep level?
>>63712285
>>63727005
yes but most is shit desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbcGTAkrQfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFI_2YK8M3A
haha what a rascal he is
>>63727340
It's definitely the club with the most open and blatant drug use I've ever seen.
Any Birmingham man heading to House of God tonight
Angels rig hook
>>63726504
>TRAUMPRINZ REPRESS UP
Not showing for me!
Google Krishna
What was violence again?
What makes you proud to be British?
For me it's the good vibes and the exquisite banter
new anodyne lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEJcCcM8RK0
>>63728786
Halal, sharia, and my imam @ the mosque
God save allah
Move D has the best Youtube channel
https://youtu.be/3JLqYismmiQ
why do all electronic music radio ads/announcements feature a woman with that nebulous accent like a middle class londoner is trying to sound a bit east end
>>63728902
>all electronic music radio ads/announcements
By that you mean just Rinse FM
>>63728902
So Rinse you mean? And they have a male voice on half the time anyway.
https://hardwax.com/75464/the-persuader/himmel-rod/
>>63728902
Mary Anne's voice tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwqaV6BCFo
>>63728923
>>63728938
nah not just rinse, get the voice occasionally on shit like ads for compilations and shit in aus
ffs how do i get rid of april fool layout
>>63718577
>>63728959
>>63729002
>>63728923
>>63728100
>Avery
>Benton
>Armando
>A Guy Called Gerald
Nice.
>>63729045
nice get :^)
https://youtu.be/xM51W3EBKgo
>>63729045
>Trevino
The fuck is going on here?
My name will be the alias of the next artist releasing on 1080p
watch this space :)
Boiler Room comments are so cringeworthy
>>63729127
my favourite 'I'd be going mental if I was there'
Boiler Room? more like Nerd Room LMAO
I AINT SLAMMING HER
CAUSE EVER NIGGER IN HERE BEEN BANGIN HERE
ULTRA TUFF
see man in the boiler room
gonna put man in a boiler tomb
with names like these we could all spin handbag house
>>63729176
ken oath
>>63729145
Boiler room comments bingo:
>Comments pointing out someone's poor dancing
>Comments complaining about how dead the room is
>"wtf is the mc doing stopping that tune"/"the mc is ruining it"
>General hot girl fascination
>"track ID?!" for a really bait tune
>People who aren't fans of the genre in the vid complaining that it's shit
adtbg here
pls give me your (You)s
>>63729235
phones
somebody always bungs on about the phones
(fair enough though tbqh)
>>63718577
weeew
>implying a name system like this wouldn't make bleep much bettrer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98KEEHZ0LSg
>>63729452
>muh trip boogeyman
"wew"
>>63729468
I'm saying the opposite. Anons whining about trips all day is the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uscdxO6kU0
my son of 10 years old just said the word bleme
>>63729501
Your wife's son?
>he wears a colour shirt other than white clubbing
lmao
>>63729545
wew top bants
>>63729573
>he wears a shirt other than a bleep shirt while clubbing
>>63729573
>he wears a shirt while clubbing
Wew lad
rolling for a girly name
rolling for a qt bird name :3
rolling for my female dj name
rolling for dj narutos secret identity
>>63729598
tfw look weird wearing anything but a shirt
sucks dick, wish I could pull off just a t shirt