You're in the club when this guy comes up and slaps your girlfriends ass
What do you do?
Suck his fucking dick and get sprayed with his musical genius cum
call him out for his crypto-fascist views
Hug him, ask if we can cruise around Lisbon then go back to his house to listen to The Orb over tea and MJ with his wife.
>>63569565
This
>>63569565
This
Slap him with the copy of Painting With I always carry around with me just in case, and proceed to take a shit on it. Then slap him again.
>>63569608
This
my gf says
hey man whats ur problem dont u know that i dont belong to you
>>63569508
Introduce myself as a Grim Reaper and ask where my royalties at.
>>63569933
She belongs to me
>>63569508
Dump my gf for him
tell him i disagree with him, and if he doesnt run away crying I'll just say "faggot" and that should send him running to the nearest wifi space to blog about current year nonsense
>>63569663
This
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>>63569876
very good
>>63569508
No though seriously I'd kiss him on his lips passionately and we'd make sensual love on a Lisbon beach.