Right so apparently there's literally never been a post here about this girl!? Nicole Dollanganger, just fucking 4chanbait allover, childlike voice with hauntingly grim lyrics, crawls from making songs on garageband in 2012 or something to now opening for Lana Del Rey and having a song on Walking Dead like just now or something. Anyone heard of her? Basically been signed to Grimes record label, never heard of that bitch but he hasn't got shit on Nicole trust me. I've actually even spoken to this Nicole as she keeps up with her fans and messages regularly but seriously, one day, you'll be praying on seeing her via the red carpet...
>>63462691
Go to bed Nicole
Hello Nicole, i agree, Grimes is shite.
>>63462691
Noone writes like this
>grimeths friend
dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32P5E2YzIvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS91Gxsqvcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPgUyinaq_c
>>63462762
>>63462764
It's funny because the first conversation I had with her was about why someone would want to impersonate her. This isn't Nicole, I'm being autistic as fuck because you've probably never listened to her and I have a fervent passion for this girl...
>>63462923
What are you a self absorbed narcacsist, lmao dude
Plus frankly if I had songs on Walking Dead and opened for big musicians I wouldn't be trying to spool up fame here... seriously, get with it
>>63462965
Once you've made it here you've made it everywheretbh
>>63462963
Really, how retarded are you?
>>63462990
Well she's made it and she didn't do it here, I'm trying to share this with you, I am not Nicole fucking Dollanganger get over it
>>63454505
This was my other thread, don't even know why I'm trying to convince you bottom feeders. It honestly feels like I'm fucking her up... autism is at max
>>63463121
You ruined her chance for fame
>>63463163
Well I've just got a spack to admit they know I'm not her so all is cool, I think she'll forgive me
Who knew the audio equivalent of autism would be from a female voice.
Cringe/10
>>63463236
So you're her aunt?
>>63462691
>>63462878
This is the most pathetic attempt at viraling I've ever seen. Fuck off.
>>63463258
Sure man, that's how I'd be speaking to her if I was her aunt.
>>63463248
>doesn't get vocal range
>>63463236
Is that you, Martin?
So no one has heard of her so far because I'm seriously waiting for a saving grace here
>>63463283
I could have worded it differently but she makes me excited and that is precisely what I am trying to do here.
>>63463325
Martin? No why, does he like Nicole?
>>63462878
Christ, this is terrible
>>63463316
What fucking vocal range? She has none.
>>63463402
It is you isn't it
I possibly just deleted the thread but if not
>>63463470
leave then
>>63463473
No...
You just ruined any chances of her being taken seriously on here because of this thread lmao
>>63463520
But realistically you're a bunch of fart huffing nothings who think their music taste is avant garde, who cares? If I started this thread with "Oh Nicole general kek" fuck all would have happened but now because this is something you bottom feeders haven't heard of you're offended seriously fuck off haha
When viraling goes wrong: the thread
>>63463554
Ok never mind, Martin doesn't get this butthurt (unless you're being ironic)
>>63463655
I just realized this is exactly the thing Martin would be ironic about
You can't escape now
>>63463554
It's not even good you viraler, next time post something interesting because a shitty female singer-songwriter doesn't interest non-autistic people
>>63463627
Why am I going to sit here and deny that I was trying to drum up attention for a musician I'm fond of? I should have made the post under different pretences but 6 people who really don't matter aren't going to change shit :/ Look at the fucking NIN thread mate, I'm a fanboy, I'll speak this way about any musician I'm fond of which is mainly Nicole, Trent fucking Reznor and Manic Street Preachers.
>>63462691
Only reply to me if you're a woman.
>>63463684
Seriously fella' the fart smelling is real
>>63463708
>>63462878
>>63462691
>porn
>wet
>kiss me
>child stuff
>Lana del Rey
>aestethics
>vanal
Dude, you need to be +18 years old to post here.
Thanks for sharing.
>>63463732
alright but there's clearly some autism involved whether you're baiting or not dude
>>63463708
>right so aparently
>?!
>>63462691
What a blatant shill
Also
>opening for Lana Del Rey
Dropped
>>63463751
She's twenty two, would you like to take a seat or just leave now?
>>63463736
You know I have already made posts about autism.. I'm pretty sure 4chan is autism m8
>>63463121
>It honestly feels like I'm fucking her up...
You don't say
>>63463554
>he is THIS mad
>>63463554
>But realistically you're a bunch of fart huffing nothings who think their music taste is avant garde, who cares?
>I made a fool of myself, time to try to embarrass the people whose attention I came crawling in to get
You're literally nothing but a shill, and possibly shilling in order to feel better about yourself with the secret hope that maybe she'll be into you more if you contribute to her popularity
Enjoy your cringe thread, OP
Everyone just tell Martin to go away
Go back to playing Halo Martin!!!
>>63463834
>>63463817
I'm not really that mad just sad that I've shitposted the worst fucking (apparently) attempt at marketing this girl off.. What I said about you guys isn't untrue in anyway, you do sniff your own farts. Looking back odours it appears as though I'm trying to sell it, my fucking post might swell be copy and pasted and even then you would have hoped I'd put a bit more effort in.
>>63462691
>apparently there's literally never been a post here about this girl!
There has because i remember people talking shit about her songs and i saved this picture
>>63463898
go back to Halo, Martin
Right so apparently there's literally never been a post here about this girl!? Michael Gira, just fucking 4chanbait allover, childlike voice with hauntingly grim lyrics, crawls from making songs on garageband in 2012 or something to now opening for Lana Del Rey and having a song on Walking Dead like just now or something. Anyone heard of her? Basically been signed to Grimes record label, never heard of that bitch but he hasn't got shit on Michael trust me. I've actually even spoken to this Michael as she keeps up with her fans and messages regularly but seriously, one day, you'll be praying on seeing her via the red carpet...
>>63463926
You could've conviced me, but first you would have to convince yourself
>>63463944
Definitely hasn't been. I wouldn't have ruined her namesake in front of 7 people if there was
>>63463898
get back to halo martin
>>63463926
>butthurt because his viralling attempt was an embarrassing failure
>complains about the quality of 4chan when he went there to viral some girl
>I'm not really that mad
We know, OP. We know.
>>63463999
No I am already wholeheartedly convinced you guys palm off what you think is avant grade music and sniff farts..
she's from toronto rite? I was there was some buzz about her playing there
>>63464100
WITNESSED
HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING
>>63464100
Yeah, she is
>>63464082
I changed my mind, this thread is pretty good, just like the fine tunes of nicoledollanganger
sniff sniff, ah yes an old classic
>>63464133
please tell me how you keep fucking doing it
>>63464174
Because I'm being true and I have an autistic relationship with the universe, you seriously think I wanted this level of cringe and marketing?
>>63464206
Hahaha, is the fart sniffing thing annoying you yeah? I had this weird feeling it was just niggling one or two people
>>63464208
I think I was trying a bit too hard there
>>63464174
Me next
Post essential fart-sniffing music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87MkWPCBnSA
Man, I'm glad I came to /mu/ today, I haven't seen such a cringey thread in a while.
>>63464237
>Hahaha, is the fart sniffing thing annoying you yeah? I had this weird feeling it was just niggling one or two people
See >>63464048
>>63464242
They just don't make them like this anymore
>>63464242
We only really like the experimental fart music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50lT9NL1ozY
>>63463236
fucking beta orbiter
the dubs levels are off the shitting charts. they're becoming too much to handle
this might be the hottest thread of 2016
>>63464000
fuck you
>>63463236
Literally a beta
Absolutely cringeworthy
>>63464206
Who could forget such timeless sniffs like..
>>674995397
>>63463377
yea I grabbed natural born losers from a sharethread, and I liked it
>>63464356
I think there's at least a couple of people in here, that's good boyce, different from the previous stuff
ITT: Beta tries to viral some singer, ends up viralling fart sniffing instead
>>63463926
An op like >>63464341
Would've been much better than what you used.
To be fair though I probably would have left by now if that was the case
>>63464341
I would fuck her
unfortunately
http://nicoledollanganger.tumblr.com/image/141398333627
she is a hipster with a hipster bf
dropped
Kek what a thread
what a thread
![1443225621154[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vx7bRFF.jpg "1443225621154[1].jpg")
>>63464341
Okay fuck, I looked all through the archive yeah
>>63464328
>>63464348
Alright calm yourselves, I was literally starstruck
Had an argument at a later date and I got my claws out ok?
>>63464451
give me her number lad
>>63464451
>I was literally starstruck
This and being a beta are not mutually exclusive, anon
>>63464445
i'm right? ~cant
>>63464395
As I've already stated, thanks.
>this thread
OC btw
Last message I've sent her. Look at me pathetically drumming up attention for someone I'll probably never speak to again, hope this makes her think I'm worthwhile after all right? Ah well least I got an apology out of her, bet she doesn't give those often, woo ee my farts r good 2day
>>63464519
lol you fucking autist
say hi to her right now and see what happens
>>63464519
what the fuck
>>63464526
sniff sniff, you smelt tat fella'
>>63464519
Dude, serious question: are you on the autism spectrum?
>>63464519
O H B O Y
Man, at this point, I'm actually starting to feel kinda bad for you
Like, this is a whole new level of being embarrassing
Holy shit man
![1443225744085[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7ossQfY.jpg "1443225744085[1].jpg")
>>63464570
>having to ask
loma
>>63464519
via tumblro?
>>63464570
Oh I should definitely get it looked at
>>63464486
>>63464519
The thread has come full circle, I appreciate you dude
forget about everything else in this thread, she's got an awful name. no one has time to repeat that shit in a casual conversation. she needs a better stage name if she doesn't already have one.
>>63462878
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS91Gxsqvcg
the best thing about this video is the font she used at the beginning lmao
>>63464100
>>>63462800
>>>63463377 (You)
>>>63463655
>>>63463766
>>>63463944
>>>63463999
>>>63464000 (You)
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>>63464133
Just reminding you all if I had of posted something low-key and actual just tried to speak to a few fans it would have taken the same 20 post direction my NIN thread did and we wouldn't have seen this beaut so hate
>>63464728
>sniff sniff
>>63464519
You're actively retarded. That's sad.
>>63464747
>farts r good 2day
>breakfast is edible
there's every chance that you've only become aware of her output, only come into contact with that eponym, since the middle of this year – if, that is, you're aware of it at all. S
>>63463121
She looks like some girl I met through mopeds years a go.
This is so obviously you posting this its cringe
I've been listening to her for a while.
Observatory Mansions is my favorite from her
o chee o wah wah snifl sniff sniff
>>63463979
Underrated
>>63464949
I'm glad man, never realised that's a book title too
>>63464728
>if I had of posted something low-key and actual just tried to speak to a few fans
>if
But you didn't. And that makes a world of difference.
>>63465045
I'm saying despite how embarrassed I am, how ashamed she would be and even over the fact I had no idea about the amount of dubs I'm kind of alright with it, so long as no one thinks I'm mad sniff sniff
>>63465080
>I'm kind of alright with it
Sure lad
Sure
LMAO I saw this girl at at local show. She's dating the drummer of this band called acid priest. She was really quiet
>>63464519
>>63465593
We know
>>63462691
Nichole go back to tumblr
>>63462691
So blatant viralling
>>63462691
Why is it cool if a girl does this, but if a guy sits in his childhood bedroom full of transformers toys, while looking at a playboy, je's a fucking loser?
>>63466525
It's definitely not cool if a girl does this. I don't know where you heard it was.
