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The "I go on /mu/" starter pack
why have we started shunning music because of who we think listens to it, instead of shunning music for being shit
The "My girlfriend looks like a donkey" starter pack
>>63444691
wish you weren't right.
either a donkey or grimes
>>63444637
whats wrong with not playing an instrument?
>>63444691
i dont have a gf and i like those albums
>>63444637
>AMM
>free jazz
>>63444705
i wish my gf looked like grimes ;_;
>>63444743
this
>>63444744
same anon
>progressive metal starter pack
>>63444702
accurate
>>63444720
>whats wrong with not playing an instrument?
if you can't play an instrument then odds are you don't know anything about music theory, and therefore can't explain how the aforementioned albums are good on a technical level. you reply with "because it sounds good"
this is the ultimate definition of poseur
>>63444702
Wtf? You just listed a bunch of shit that's popular. Of course people are going to like a combination of these things.
>>63444743
Isn't Stella a girl's name?
this thread is fucking reddit tier
>>>/r/music
>>>/r/music
and stop existing you fags
>>63444790
lol you know these starter packs are right when people get mad
Why do people care so much what over enthusiastic 16 year olds do, we've all been one at some point
>>63444777
You don't deserve those double trips.
The stuff in his pic isn't humor, it's for 16 year olds who find anything funny
The ''I swapped Billboard chart music for /mu/core 3 months ago after discovering 4chan and now think I'm a patrician'' starter pack.
>>63444800
they are not funny at any point.
overused meme.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/starter-packs
>>63444637
>doesn't play an instrument
most musicians i know have shit taste
stop this meme
>>63444637
Ha, this is me when it comes to free jazz. Except I don't dress like that or pretend I have refined taste. I really like Albert Ayler though, and have listened to most of his studio albums.
Anyways, what are some good free jazz recs that aren't entry level?
>>63444788
underrated post
>>63444637
AMM is not ever free jazz
>>63444819
We took a shitty meme and perfected it, that's something to be proud of
>>63444637
what is xavier dolan doing there
,
>>63445005
underaged kids with shit taste like his movies
>>63444807
than what is humour you faggot
>>63444702
I agree with this except for RLM, those guys are pretty entertaining most of the time.
fuck Rich Evans though idk why everyone thinks he's funny, he's not.
>>63444637
i like those albums but havent listened to much jazz outside of them. am i a poser?
>>63445116
>but havent listened to much jazz outside of them
You're the textbook definition of a poser, yes.
>>63445116
no
>>63445143
here's the definition of a poser: a person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others
unless >>63445116 goes around bragging about it to his friends then he isn't a poser
>>63445116
If you have to ask then you are:
A) indeed a poser
As well as
B)fucking stupid.
And if you don't like that may you try:
C)give up on all life and just sit in one place and rot.
I wish I would man up and try c.
>>63445183
how about:
D) kill yourself you fucking queer faggot
or try:
E) fucking off
you:
F) nigger
>>63444702
>Bill Burr
>George Carlin
>Louis CK
>Seinfeld
Yeaaaah that's some delicious b8. Just go ahead and spout your contrarian opinion that three of the best received comedians in the world are all for edgy teenagers or idiots. Not to mention the most successful TV show of all time.
I'm tired of Louis, I like Burr, and Carlin is really hit and miss to me, but this is plain retarded.
>>63445207
Why don't you go back to the cuckry you foul memblr reject?
Make sure to say hi to dindle tirmp as he gets findeld by negros
>>63444702
this is just a bunch of things that people sometimes like. So confusing.
I mean Monty Python and iCarly are on this image.
Is this bait?
>>63444657
Jesus. Put dota2 there and thats my shit life.
>>63445275
bill burr is the most reddit comedian of all time. carlin is a close second
>>63445343
Monty Python and iCarly are liked by the same types of people nowadays, previously only British middle aged men liked Python but they've become a "meme" now
>>63444863
Try Arthur Jones - Scorpio anon, I found it the other day and it's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQDLkdCX7Hc
>>63445432
Bruh, every 20 year old white male in the anglosphere is almost guaranteed to like Monty Python.
I almost thought I was browsing /b/
>>63444723
I despise xkcd
that is all
Why?
This is literally a Facebook meme. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>63445522
Facebook is honestly a good site
Check out the page "Special meme fresh" it's lit
>>63445592
>"I'm 16 and I'm really into plunderposting!"
the starter post
>>63444702
jerma is one of like 6 good youtubers tho
The "I'm 16 and I'm really into memes" thread
>>63444691
ravedeath is eternal solitude-core desu, no gf possible
>>63445656
>plunderposting
i like that term, we should use it more often
>>63445405
Who are your favorites
>>63444723
half of these are liberal degenerates and other half redpilled pol nazishits
wtf seriously
>>63444774
The ultimate definition of poser is someone who pretends to like or know something they don't. If they're honest about not knowing musical theory then they aren't posers.
>Using musical theory as a gatekeeping mechanism
I'll take "Why Everyone Hates Jazz Fans" for $200
>>63445787
anthony jeselnik
>>63445799
>The ultimate definition of poser is someone who pretends to like or know something they don't.
that's not the definition of poser you dumb faggot. that's just /mu/'s definition of the word. it's like when this entire site convinced themselves "projection" meant something other than what it actually means
>>63445833
What is the definition of poser then? Because that's how I've been using it for years, outside of /mu/, in real life.
>>63445911
More or less what I said. Thanks, dumb faggot.
>>63444723
Needs Bernie, tumblr and Stefan Molyneux
>>63445932
no problem my man
>>63444702
this is still very accurate and it pisses off a bunch of kids here on 4chan because it directly applies to them lmao
>>63445971
>kids
what are you still doing on here past the age of 20?
>>63444723
>tfw I made that one
>>63444702
I know this is b8 but if there was actually someone who didn't like ANYTHING from that pic, whether they were an adult or a teenager, they would probably be a pretty boring person.
>>63446008
LMAO this
4chan has always been teenagers pretending to be adults
>>63446038
I doubt you did. I created it along with other anons.
>>63446076
>16yearoldsmart.jpg
>16yearoldsmart.png
>16intellect.jpg
>16intellect.png
>trump, tyson, sagan, weed, colbert
>>63446076
>somebody spent a solid 3 hours working on a bait image
>>63446076
Well I started the basic one and someone added the others
>>63446248
Oh you're the guy who made the foundation.
Thank you so much man, couldn't have done it without you
>>63444664
Because image is everything, anon.
>>63444702
>I'm contrarian the image
>>63446041
that's a bit of an over assumption, anon.
>>63444931
i'm not so sure we should be proud of 'perfecting' one of the most bloated memes out there
>>63444637
What is some good free jazz? Ive never listened to any and i feel like i should try it out
>>63444808
>>63444723
>>63444657
>>63444637
>>63445718
>>63446233
Correct
why is it a bad thing to like entry level music from each genre?
>>63445807
>>>/reddit/
>>63446701
Why is it bad to keep living?
>>63446233
Except I'm 20
>>63444637
>doesn't play an instrument
>implying this means anything
>>63444863
good find anon, i'm liking this so far
>>63446508
probably those desu
>>63446394
>a bit of an over assumption
remember when /mu/ actually had people who could read and write?
>>63446862
When was that?
>>63445807
>His favorite comedian is literally OW THE EDGE
>>63444637
for alto is the real Braxton entry level album.
>>63446874
2011-2013
>>63444774
>muh music theory
kek
>>63446925
also his best
>>63444774
"Because it sounds good" is literally the least poseur answer you can give. It's not a particularly deep or riveting or enlightening answer, but it's a pretty genuine reason for liking something.
"MUH TEXTURES AND ATMOSPHERE" is what actual poseurs say, because it makes them look like they know something.
>>63446885
That post is bullshit, though.
This meme has always been enforced by people who got nothing out of theory but want to justify it by whining on /mu/ about "muh theory", "muh instrument", " muh trv patrician", "muh poseurs" etc. You don't need theory to understand music. Theory is for writing music and giving instrument players the instructions to conduct the music. Wasting time for a meme is pointless unless you actually plan on doing something with that theory knowledge, besides insecurities and superiority complexes.
I have one in my mind but I lack photoshop skillz
>>63447056
>>63447047
im not saying you're not allowed to enjoy music if you don't understand why beyond "it sounds good" i'm just saying you have no credibility when it comes to discussing music academically (i.e. what's good and what isn't good"
>>63447079
explain it and i'll make it for you
>>63447079
Just use paint faget
/mu/ is hitting critical levels of bitterness again ;-;
>>63447108
>discussing music academically (i.e. what's good and what isn't good"
are you implying that music is objective? Or what are you trying to say?
is /mu/ really this bad at handling banter or is there some other reason this thread has so many replies
>>63447211
Some music is objectively better than others. Mozart, for example, is a much better songwriter than Rivers Cuomo.
>>63447108
Jesus, you really are a deluded special snowflake pulling at strings at the fact that you think your better for learning theory which is essentially pointless in the process of listening to music.
>>63447232
the only objective thing here is that you're wrong
>Mozart, for example, is a much better songwriter than Rivers Cuomo.
please explain me what this has to do with music being good er bad
>>63447217
banter is supposed to be funny
>>63444774
if you know about musical production, you can rate an album on that too
>>63444723
>based stirner
???
>>63447358
why would you? You should rate music on whether you liked it or not.
>>63447108
>explain it and i'll make it for you
The "sure I like black metal" starterpack
Deafheaven, Liturgy, Filosofem, Wolves In The Throne Room, Alcest, Ghost Bath
>>63447492
Bottom needs Exuma I and This Heat - Deceit
>>63447518
tru
>>63447518
For circlejerking of course, what are you 12?
>>63447518
why should music be about liking it? thats a completely consumerist western idea of music that its for enjoyment. many cultures need music for other reasons. theres cultures that use music to communicate with spirits or transport a recently deceased person to the afterlife or a way of passing on knowledge or receiving knowledge. not about enjoyment or entertainment at all my good chum.
>>63447492
but monties favorite album is fishmans
>>63447622
>what are you 12?
yeah, 12 inches deep in your mom
>>63447658
>liking = enjoying
where did I imply this?
>>63447658
so when was it the last time you "transported a recently deceased person to the afterlife" listening to obscure bengali music?
>>63447492
the most accurate one ive seen so far
>>63445807
Holy.
Fuck.
>bill burr is reddit!
>literal shadow the edgehog is my favorite comedian PLEBS
Have you actually fucking watched a full special of his? Its cringy as fuck. He has some decent jokes but you can actually hear the exact same pattern of deliver that he recycles over and over. He's a fucking hack with a tired trope he plays out to death.
Regardless of your thoughts on Burr's jokes, the way that he actually builds them up and delivers them is way more dynamic. He does his impressions and translates some actual stories with feeling. Jeselnik contrives unbelievable stories for the same "le SO mean XD!" punch lines.
>>63444657
This post is too real
>>63444702
>everyone butthurt over this
Truth hurts.
>>63445798
Both groups are largely children with too much time on the internet, yes.
>>63447724
ive never done it and lack the power to do it but i just think you people are misguided and limited in your thoughts on music. the peoples who do things like that do not enjoy it. they do nothing but sing this frightening howl for hours at a time until they fall asleep but the rest of the village keeps singing. this goes on for days. if you do not successfully mourn and please the dead person they will torment you. if you think that is about enjoyment you should kill yourself and have no one sing for you as your petty consumerist existence willed upon you.
>>63444657
fuck my life up senpai
>>63447738
i made that post to get replies like this. thanks for making me laugh. you lost 1 month off your life
>>63448023
Ah! You got me. Classic. Thanks for proving your superior intelligence ;) I tip my hat to you sir!
>>63448094
yeah no problem. that pic and the sarcasm isn't going to make you any less btfo :)
>>63444702
its criminal that ricky gervais isnt on here
>>63444774
>you reply with "because it sounds good"
Music theory is just a formalization of what "should" sound good according to physics.
"It sounds nice" is as valid as anything else.
>>63444723
>all those contradicting political things
what
>>63448377
Those people swing from side to side in political views
>>63448377
I'm going to let you in on a little secret. That and the superior humor one are designed to trigger as many people as possible.
The "I use the internet way too much, and derive a large portion of my identity from the otherwise inconsequential content I choose to consume" starter pack = everyone in this thread, myself included.
>>63444637
10/10
>>63446931
>no Craig David
>no MSYvsJA-Ua4
follower/shallow
>>63448742
this gave me a headache
>>63448742
How meta can this get?
>>63448310
play a record you fool
>>63444702
>regular show
>eric andre
>on cinema @ the cinema
>graham norton
>TAWOG
>the martian
>jerma985
>sheev thessenate palpatine
>>63448742
>>63444702
IM ETHANBRADBERY
>>63444806
Because they're intellectually trapped in high school
>>63444702
>Everyone butthurt over this
>b-but this is literally what me and all my friends like
Says so much about why /mu/ has gone to shit
>>63444637
Those are objectively some of the greatest free jazz albums though. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand free jazz.
also
>AMM
>jazz
proves how much op knows what they're talking about
>>63448770
>>63448818
you beat me to it
>>63444637
>ITT my fedora is feeling tight so i´ll just call everyone underaged and gay
music for this intellectual atheism katana feel?
>>63448926
try the music in op's image, or poseur core
>>63444702
>leafyishere
i fucking hate this guy so much
>>63448818
>>63448896
jason aldean starter pack
>>63445275
>bill burr
>well received
reddit likes him and that's it. he's blue collar low hanging fruit: the comedian. the other three are great and don't deserve to be lumped in there though.
"i listen to 50s music" starter pack
>>63447026
More like the term "cuck"
>>63446233
>he doesn't have access to a private tracker
literally lmao
>>63444637
>keith jarrett
>free jazz
ok
>>63445304
Yeah, someone who used the n-word does not fit the "le tumblrrr"-meme. You however, back to /pol/.
>>63445400
Dude, are you me or one of my five friends? That pic and dota 2 is basically everything I/we do.
>>63449100
top kekkeroni
>>63450721
>from the age of 20 to 22 I had 5 friends
>none of whose names I can recall
>>63450721
>>63445400
What are your mmr's
What is with all the hate for 16 year olds
16 yrs olds can be pretty based senpai
>>63451141
t. 16 year old
>>63444637
>>63445146
>>63446233
I was 14 and into metallica and led zeppelin
When I turned 16, I got into /mu/-core
When I turned 18, I got into the most avant-garde shit (eai, onkyo, lowercase) as well as classical
Now I'm 20 and J-pop is my jam. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu for lyfe.
>>63451341
are you me? currently at your 3rd stage senpai
pathetic thread
>>63444657
I switch between 3 apps in my free time, spot on, I speak to someone every 12 hours, listen to new music constantly. I stopped imagining unreal situations years ago.
Not saying this is inaccurate, but not sure if it applies.
>>63444691
Where do I find a donkey girl?
>>63449166
>not putting old boots with dirt on there
it might be obvious but wtf my man
>>63446942
>no Buyer's Market
>>63451832
fuck you
>>63449100
16 year old spotted
>>63455836
y-you too
>>63449100
yes
>>63445807
total shit taste
>>63447026
>tfw this is you
So liking anything ever isn't allowed?
Okay.
Can I still hate?
Or do I do nothing all day?
There's nothing more disgusting on this planet than a teenager
>>63444702
this one's the best
great job
>>63456206
Just like things post-ironically.
>>63449299
is that a fucking flame-print cello
>>63456206
Just curl up into a ball and disappear.
>>63457959
It's a bass actually
>>63455836
where, in your MIRROR!
>>63444637
accurate tobh desu
>>63458092
oh
w2c
>>63459777
nice trips
>>63447450
i thought stirner was purely a meme and nobody read his stuff
>>63444808
>no MPP
>no TMR
false list
>>63444702
nice collection of things
kill yourself
>>63444691
montie btfo r.i.p.
>>63449299
I don't know how I feel about this being 33% me.
>>63444807
Can you honestly say that there are 0 things in that pic that you haven't found funny?
>>63462158
is it the rum, cigarettes and pickup truck
>>63444702
At first I was annoyed at this
Then I saw that multiple people had worked on it and I wasn't anymore
Still, how the fuck are you superior
>>63446233
Don Hertzfeldt doesn't deserve this.
>>63444702
>post almost every single youtuber.
dude dunkey is hilarious fuck off.
>>63463609
all the things in the picture deserves merit in its own right, its just that liking all those things sort of makes you seem like an elitist 16 year old
don hertzfeldt is fantastic
>>63463609
Tark doesn't deserve this
Which free jazz musicians should I be listening to to not appear poseur?
>>63444766
Mostly just dream theater fans, Tool fans are pretty laid back
>>63461898
>ywn worship the guy on the left's perfect body
:(((((
>>63445959
>furthur proof jazz was the original musical shitposting
>>63446931
>doge whitelabel
t-that's not real, right?
>>63444657
Damn..
>>63444657
damn...
I'm a stoner but I like Code Orange and Kublai Khan starter pack
>>63465462
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/ep/_unknown_artist_/_untitled__f1/
>>63453300
>I stopped imagining unreal situations years ago.
i do this all day, how can i stop?
>>63448377
Ever met a 16yr old? They can have the wildest political juxtapositions across even single topics.
>>63444702
Most of it is accurate but Seinfeld? Monty Python? Those are all awesome
>>63444702
The only that should be on that picture is 4chan
>>63444723
absolutely spot on
>>63444702
rec me patrician comedy please
>>63444702
OL' BILLY RED CHEEKS AINT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS
>>63447837
Real men don't care about politics at all
>>63445971
>>63447796
>>63448838
>there are people who unironically agree with b8
>>63444657
That last one hits hard.
>>63444691
What's wrong with these albums? Murmur in particular is GOAT
>>63447492
Subtle
>>63444723
>every frame a painting
there's nothing "intellectual" or political about that though
>>63444702
Smosh is the odd one out, its cringy as fuck but for a little younger audencie than h3h3 and the like
>>63449005
Did you see Ethans rant on him
Watched at least 7 times
>>63468657
>h3h3
Are these the guys that made a long video ranting about "modern art"?
>>63444637
>literal entrylvl jazz
>forgot Kamasi Washington
one job
>>63468757
16 year olds don't listen to Kamasi though because he's considered pleb
Kamasi is for actual adults who can get past the image.
>>63451341
I'm 28, the last album I listened to was "the kick inside" now I'm listening to "filosofem"
I don't even know what's real anymore
>>63468908
he's actually shit and pleb senpai
>>63468209
Yeah, Nerdwriter would be a much better fit if we're pointing out psuedo-intellectualism.
>>63469138
BTFO XDD!!!!!!!!!!1
>>63444723
>tfw you dont like any of those things
thanks for the good feels
i like everything that has been posted so far and i'm 18 so ur wrong
>>63445146
this is the best one
>>63444808
Ugh this actually makes me feel sick cause I know someone who only considers the opinions of /mu/ to be fact and so over time his personality had diminished and he is just a walking embodiment of /mu/ that loves trout mask replica
>>63470279
damn
that's patrician
>>63444702
Why is Graham Norton on there?
>>63470290
No man it's pathetic, his life has become so sad and he's lost his only close friend that cared about him because he's so socially inept now. He's also a grimes waifufag who constantly obsesses over her. Tragic
>>63468735
yeah that guy
>>63447108
Everyone is laffing at you lad
>>63470483
no, i agree
i was being sarcasm
please talk him out of grimes waifufagging
i really hate that
>>63446273
>Tfw Cowboy Bebop is actually good
