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butt edition
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>>63322302
>not making it dissoshit edition

You have to go with the times man
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>>63322302
>not dissoshit edition
m8
post dissoshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T893pGnJWM
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First for disso proge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7ooR2GF--I
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>>63322332
>>63322340
>>63322395
false dissoshits leave
your hipster metal is not wanted
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>>63322417
>false dissoshit

Post some true dissoshit then!
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>>63322431
>dissoshit
>trve
your hipsterdom is fucking killing this general faggot
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>>63322302
where's a link to the last thread?
mods should permanently ban faggots who break the continuity of generals
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>>63322470
>muh continuity
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>>63322450

Whatever. Listen to some of this, you could use some DISSONANCE in your life.
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>>63322450
what is it with guys like you and being angry at the most irrelevant stuff? as far as I can see your posts are the only negative ones in this threads so far. way to ruin it senpai.

Now for some actual music, here's an avant-black masterpiece
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>>63322470
>>63317582

there, you fucking whiner
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>>63322482
This is what you post to try and convert a dissodent?
Weak to be totally open and blunt with you my direct blood relative
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>>63322497
>arcturus
>masterpiece
As I said, I hate dissoshit, and I am not knowledgeable about it at all, but that is a meme album and I know it.
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>>63322497
their new shit is pretty bland, is this worth revisiting them over, kin?
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>>63322502
>dissodent
n1 m8

>>63322508
you know nothing famalam

>>63322514
definitely, listen for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_y2hYPqhA
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>>63322514
hey, honest question here, just testing the waters as it were:

Are you a cuck?
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Inception is a real thing that works. Just look at what happened to this general.
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>>63322534
thx mate.
>>63322538
>maintaining relationships to the point where cucking is a possibility
reetbh
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>>63322550
Inception was a film where theme and script were falling apart very quickly. You could say... what was the term... it was quite... uhm...
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>>63322567
Okay. You pass the first test.
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who up
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>>63322575
Okay, yeah that's nice I guess. What I'm talking about is how aggressive and simple yet efficient use of reverse psychology can be used to manipulate the direction of group psychology.
Such as an almost McCarthyist concentrated hateboner for one subject causing the entire group to reflexively defend that subject, and even begin genuine discussion, when this is what you wanted all along. Also, dissoshit is now a thing. Bonus.
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>>63322605
Me. Still listening to Into the Pandemonium.
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>>63322497
the funny thing is, it's neither "avant" nor "black"
>>63322508
you just know fucking nothing, why don't you shut up
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>>63322502
>dissodent

dissodent, (pron. diîs-ô,dEnt) A person who does not listen to dissoshit

synonyms: plebeian, peasant
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>>63322617
what do you think of it

it's been a long, long time since i last listened to it but i remember liking a few riffs on side one but for the most part it was boring at best
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>>63322616
Yeah I noticed how the term bounced back and forth over the last few hours. Was contributing a bit to that too. That's called having fun with language.

If you want more fun with language, check out this talk: https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/neppnepp/m/richard-stallman-in-zurich/
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i fucking LOVE dissoshit lads
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>>63322630
I think everything excepting the first track is very good. I think it's about 80% of the quality of To Mega Therion. Guitar sound could be crunchier though. The first track is just trolling.
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Have you listened to this? This is fucking AWESOME!!1
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consonuts leave the hall
also, most proge is consonut
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>>63322497
Arcturus is the most meme bm band besides deathspell, literally dream theater of black metal, embarassing and so is enslaved
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE_BZ7blfYQ
whatever plebs
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>>63322669
>Arcturus is bm band
Continue. We need more revelations.
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>>63322686
Demanufacture would be a great album if the clean vocals were removed
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>>63322669
>meme
way to be taken seriously m8
try harder
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>>63322698
oh, ok, you're just happen to be a fool
sorry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgpVMZHjZHM

>arcturus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3uG0d-iHG4

Later dissoshitter plebs
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I love me some black legion bm and stuff similar to that: Belketre, Vlad Tapas, Moonblood, Mütiilation etc.
can I get some recs please?
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Question time, lads

http://strawpoll.me/7088121
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNy3IqKe2T8
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demented circus is best circus
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>>63322874
this nigga face
even he knows how garb that album is.
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>>63322917
you're just not insane enough
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>>63322810
Stop making metal videos, they're never good.
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>>63323034
metal videos have reached their peak long ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g18S94hlwvI
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Every anon that posts below this moshes to Deafheaven.
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>>63323143
I unironically like sunbather.
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>>63323034
>>63323124

I strongly disagree and here is the proof :


https://youtu.be/LXyuC6mmhCI

Prepare your dissobutts
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Arcturus is the greatest avant-metal band ever, and maybe the greatest band period
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>>63323177
it's still an alright release. further from the ridiculous reception to it's release we get, the more it'll endear itself
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>>63323189
Yeah this is terrible right out of the gate
not even funny
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>>63323193
not the greatest, but def. top 10 for me.
last album was disappointig tho
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>>63323208
>2016
>not being a darwnian minion
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New Intestine Baalism soonâ„¢
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>>63323239
This has not convinced me. From what I've seen, this is a dumb video, and there's barely enough music to judge the quality of the band. How is this a good music video? And then there's you, giving me the current year meme, which is old as fuck, and you don't even to a variant of that meme.
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>>63323193
Gorguts, doom, dysrhythmia are all a million times better
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>>63323270
>>63323217
>filename
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>>63323278
I decided to ignore your disgusting opinion
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>>63323265
Okay. It's a shitty video. I will admit that. But no video has been able to transport the true spirit of metal so well. Exploding recreational vehicles, caveman discovering porn, electricity, distortion and metal at the same time ? Count me the fuck in.
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What is the ugliest, most knuckle-dragging slam you guys can recommend?
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>>63323300
u mad son
u pleb mad
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>>63323310
can we just stop pretending to like slam? lets just stop this madness.
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>>63323319
You failed the second test.
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>>63323316
I'm chill as fuck.
I just insult you for fun, cucklord.
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>>63323319
Boyle was the worst Twin Peaks girl.

Slam rules supreme.
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>>63323327
fuc
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>>63323335
you can meme all you want
arcturus is sporkcore tier shit
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>>63323189
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>>63323362
you still didn't get that I really don't care what you think of Arcturus, m8.
sporks are cool tho
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>>63323380
Kek
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>>63323399
You care. Why respond if you didn't? If you didn't care that I'm saying Arcturus is godawful incoherent spork you wouldn't respond.
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>>63323414
I'm responding because I'm bored as fuck and have literally nothing better to do.
also I hope to annoy you at least a little bit
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>>63323436
You keep responding. You keep insisting you're not mad, that you're chill. But you can't even defend Arcturus, and you keep proving me right.

Basically, if you respond to this, you're proving that Arcturus is shit.
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>>63323454
I win.
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>>63323255
desu The Dwelling is massively overrated simply on virtue of gimmick.

First three albums, Charisma, and Satanasword are their best efforts.

A lot of this chart seems to be going for historical significance to, so I'd easily put Detestation over Sonicrime for GISM for that alone. Also I like it more, but Sonicrime is still quite good.

And I understand that punk and punk-leaning metal is generally ignored by /mu/ but honestly you could make a good two rows worth of good jap grind.
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>>63323461
You sure do.
>sporks are cool tho
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>>63323461
>>63323476
Can't you two just kiss already you big homos
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Suddenly, and unexpectedly, progressive metal appears!
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>>63323476
sporks are the epitome of art: stylish but useless.
I would actually use one just for the sake of it.

>>63323500
I wish.
would be my first kiss desu
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>>63323461
these arguments are always a fruitful exchange. just stop it faggots
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>>63323526
replying doesn't really help your cause
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>>63323514
>kissless virgin
>metalfag
you literally can't make this shit up
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Well we had a little while of semi-decent discussion. I guess full shitposting garbage can continue.
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>>63323542
you'd probably even pull your own teeth out to cure cancer if that was written in this thread
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>>63323585
hey, we get it, you're "just bantering", but you still called yourself a kissless virgin, and a sporkfag. So who really looks dumb here? And you think, "oh I'm just fucking with them, saying shit to get a reaction"
but it never occurs to you that we are doing the same thing. Encouraging you to say dumber and dumber stuff, while we laugh at how gay you sound.
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>>63323624
I win again
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>>63323640
Can you explain why spork is good again faggot?
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>>63323659
because it can help you eating your shit and simultaneously drinking your piss
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>>63323659
already wrote that here >>63323514
always happy to help
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>>63323672
Thanks for clearing that up.
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>>63323700
I always care for you, sweetheart
regards, dolan
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>>63323675
I win again
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You guys did a great job of fagging up the thread

Way to go
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Is Amon Amarth good live ?
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What is some more excellent atmospheric black metal, really enjoying pic related right now
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>>63324049
Always been a fave of mine
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>>63324049
you already got some of the best there, but try Nasheim, Falls Of Rauros, Beketh Nexehmu, Lunar Aurora, Alrakis and pic related
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>>63324049
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>>63324107
Truuuuuu
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>>63324066
>>63324098
thank you based anons
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>>63324098
>>63324066
>>63324049
>unironically listening to cuckmoshit
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>>63324272
everyday my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRu8vJ2KfP4
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>>63323503
LADY OF WINTEEEEEEEEEEER
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>>63324107
Is this the greatest metal album of all time?
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>>63324272
I'm all over cuckmoshit of all sorts.
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>>63324049
this young man stole all my usual reccs so listen to those, pic and elysian blaze-blood geometry >>63324098
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>>63324362
>elysian blaze-blood geometry
Isn't that funeral doom, not BM?
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>>63324392
it's like half and half
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>>63324341
"yes"
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>>63324361
OMG's Christmas was the first atmoshit album I heard back in 05 or 06. Have had a severe case of the atmoshits ever since.
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Post some insane riffs
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>>63324706
1:37
I call this autistic riffing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkyhjlfJkxo
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>>63324706
Every single riff in this album thrashes me texas style

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_FbPPXTvpJI
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>>63323255
Tyrant is fucking sick, thanks senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZFS1Bn3jtE
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>>63323255
Gallhammer is a complete meme band, remove and add cohol instead
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>meme meme meme this meme that you meme me meme memes memey memed meming
fuck off metal general you are fucking dull today
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>>63324706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhAvm_7pPs

Getcha some.
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>>63324792
Stop insulting my Vivianfu's band you fucking cockslut
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>>63324916
Shut up you dumb cuck
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>>63324916
kiddies are gonna be on spring break the next couple weeks, get used to it. fuck I can't wait till november when we can have good threads again
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>>63324943
rate my OC
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>>63325043
>hurr only get attention cus vaginas

0/10 stale memeage
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>>63324916
Gallhammer is a literal fucking MEME, rotn get memed a lot but their music is really enjoyable, gallhammer on the other hand....
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>>63325086
>band's name is literally "girlhammer"
>they put emphasis on themselves being girls constantly in interviews
>advertise themselves as "we're girls playing black metal/crust!"

they're attentionwhores
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How do you guys feel about BABYMETAL?
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>>63325127
never listened to them and don't plan to
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>>63325127
Their new stuff is decent power metal, I don't like their image but that doesn't interfere with the music
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>>63325113
delet this misogynistic post nao
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>>63325086
To even add that Vivian's a massive fucking attention whore, as soon as she got engaged to Maniac she started flinging around like a title of honor for attention.

Gallhammer only got attention for whoring themselves out

>we're girls XD
>i'm married to the guy from mayhem XD

She claims to be a massive crustpunk and blackmetal fan but can only name entry-level groups and has never been seen to have any knowledge on the genre beyond what's on the surface. She's a literal attention whore who only got famous for whoring herself out and ripping off Hellhammer.
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>>63325113
>girlhammer
I don't know much about Gallhammer but it seems likely to be "gall" rather than "gal"
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what do you guys think about the rampant misogyny in the metal community?

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/11/06/why-is-it-okay-to-be-racist-and-misogynistic-about-babymetal/

http://www.metalinjection.net/editorials/why-do-metalhead-guys-get-so-butthurt-about-treating-women-with-respect-at-shows
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>>63325113
probably bait but gonna respond anyway

>band's name is literally "girlhammer"
gall in the name isn't used to refer to 'gal' or 'girl'

>they put emphasis on themselves being girls constantly in interviews
no they don't

take this interview as an example: http://jame-world.com/us/articles-2850-interview-with-gallhammer.html

their gender is only brought up by the interviewer, and her answer is simply "I don't think there's a big difference being in a black metal band whether you're a man or a woman"

>advertise themselves as "we're girls playing black metal/crust!"

in what way do they overtly advertise that, other than appearing as themselves in band photos (in which case all bands have members of themselves taken, save for some exceptions that probably take up 10% of metal max)

and if they're attentionwhores for putting emphasis on being women, would you say a band like Carnivore that have a bunch of lyrics about male supremacy are attentionwhores for using their gender as a theme?
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>>63325233
>"OYYYY VEYYYYYY"
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>>63325256
>carnivore attention whores for having lyrics about male supremacy
It doesn't work that way you dumb fuck
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>>63325233
It's good
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>>63325233
>So: why’s it okay to be racist to Babymetal? Is it because Babymetal’s music is bad, a fact that any metal fan will happily agree with, this writer included?

So even the guy defending BABYMETAL from Internet trolls admits freely that their music is garbage? I guess that answers my question.

Thanks /metal/!
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>>63325256
Calm your fucking autism jesus christ.
vivian even said that gall in gallhammer is a play-on of girl/gal.

They literally ride on being women to "fame". They made decent black thrash/crust but no where near as good enough to get the attention they get.
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>>63325302
why not? if gallhammer are attentionwhoring based on 'using their gende'r, then carnivore using a gimmick to offend people should be considered the same low class bullshit.
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I don't see the problem with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFrk8yIPKMY
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>>63325359
>to offend people
So then all metal bands are attention whores by your definition
No band gets attention solely for being male you backwars-ass mongoloid
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>>63325338
i'm perfectly calm

i've never heard or seen anything where vivian states that she chose to use gall to refer to gender. feel free to link it.

even if they did ride on being women, who fucking cares. attention isn't a zero sum game.
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>>63325233
it's gay
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>>63325368
there's no complex noodle wankery or keyboard memery and thus it's shit
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>>63325368
It's extremely boring, mediocre, repetitive and generic
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>>63325389
not really to that first part, no. not all metal bands set out to offend people, though plenty do so incidentally.

and if you write your lyrics specifically on being controversial to attract attention i don't see how that's any higher class than using your gender, which was what i was trying to get across originally
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>>63325368
nothing, it's inoffensive and generic but not bad. blackfags are just the most immature posters in this general and get triggered when anyoe fucks with the "kvlt nordic male being sad in a forest" formula
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>>63325194
>can only name entry-level groups and has never been seen to have any knowledge on the genre beyond what's on the surface.

I mean, it's possible what you're saying is true but demanding that they namedrop every act they know in an interview to prove their knowledge is retarded. the question usually relates to influence and most of the time those will be the seminal bands
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>>63325368
>this is considered "not bad"
It's fucking trash
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>>63325451
>seminal bands

But that's just it; Galhammer will never be a seminal band, because none of them produce semen.
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>>63325497
that was reddit-tier
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wew

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sehnsucht/3540331292#band_tab_members
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>>63325508
Are you sure it wasn't metal as fuck?
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>>63325560
nah, pretty cringe inducing
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>>63325529
>saxophone
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>/metal/ - my Hellhammer worship is better than yours
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>>63325685
Looks like our girl Mikannibal has competition in the j-saxophonecore scene
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>>63325717
What if I like Gallhammer and Warhammer.

I wouldn't even call Gallhammer a Hellhammer worship band tho.
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>>63325717
I fucking love worship bands if they really take it to the absolute extreme, like Warhammer and County Medical Examiners do. It's like time travel.
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>Hellhammer
>Gloryhammer
>Galhammer
>Thorr's Hammer
>Warhammer
>Hammerfall
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>>63325782
>>63325839
to be desu I'll probably end up checking out both -hammers because I can't get enough of that sound
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>Ctrl + F
>Anvil
>No matches found

Come on guys

Badass Rock N Roll by Anvil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw0aDmz4-K0
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>>63325866
Master's Hammer is BEST hammer
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>>63325866
>pussyhammer
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>>63325891
>that cover
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>>63325866
Dishammer
Demolition Hammer
Fuckhammer
Nuclearhammer
Slaughterhammer
Penetrator Hammer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-9sSEDU_VQ
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>>63325892
True
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>>63325891
This is adorable.
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>>63325933
>>63325954

>Badass rock n roll!
>Having fun is our goal!
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>>63325892
Indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yReiQ_dO0Kk
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Gonna do a little bit of self-promotion here.
For fans of Motörhead, Gehennah and early Metallica.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUgMSGSeaw
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>blind guardian
>dragon guardian
>dragon force
>twilight force

>dragon guardian - dragonvarius
>stratovarius
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>>63326019
"no"
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>>63326019
Not bad at all. I've gotten a bit burnt out on Motorhead worship, but would definitely dig you guys as an opening act.
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>tfw listening to hellhammer/celtic frost/triptykon and offshoots/copies for hours on end while "playing" cookie clicker

someone just shatter me already
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>>63326097
please tell me you were at least high
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>>63326025
>dragonvarius
had to check if that was real, and wew
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>>63326133
Taking some heavy medication since friday so a bit high yes
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>>63326086
Thanks!
We were actually offered to open for them in Slovakia this spring, but then Lemmy died so... Yeah, it kinda got cancelled.
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>>63326143
This album cover literally looks like the boxart for a second rate gameboy advance jrpg lol
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>>63326097
>hellhammer/celtic frost (...) offshoots/copies
give recs please
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>>63326097
>cookie clicker
iktfb
it's painful when you finally realize what you actually did for the last three days
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>>63326159
Come to germany, plox. I can organize something in my hometown. Write to [email protected] if interested.
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>>63326019
Not bad anon. Pretty good drinking music.

woulddrinkoverpricedbeerandmosh/10
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>>63326143
dragon guardian's pretty great 2bh fampai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDB6A7DIMEQ
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>>63326165
Modern:
Warhammer, Apokalyptic Raids are dedicated to sounding as close as possible. Less overtly Usurper, Dishammer, Trench Hell, early Aura Noir, Deathcharge

Old school:
Winter, Slaughter, Necro Schizma, Goatlord, Dream Death
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>>63326165
Well Warhammer obviously and also limited: A Blaze in the northern sky and Gallhammer (pretty average, but stills the hunger)

Also this gig:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9n28sbINJQ

And this documentary IF YOU WANT TO FEEL THE PAIN OF THE UGH TOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HN8kGB4urg
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>>63326250
>how to grow a vagina in 6 minutes
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>>63326250
I'm not much of a power fan desu, so it's not my kind of stuff at all, the vocalist is good but mixed weird, and the spoken word parts are grating
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>>63326250
Destiny of the Sacred Kingdom's better than Dragonvarius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkhhjM3Y_9E
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post some unnerving shit
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>>63326302
>>63326307
thank you m80s

also, everyone who hasn't watched that documentary should do so for maximum UGH
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>>63326405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFF9gctyFi8

5:55
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>>63326478
He sounds like a fucking nerd
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>>63326405
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>>63326524
>>63326524
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I'm listening to Death for the first time, I dunno why everyone complains about Chuck's vocal, I think they're decent osdm fare.

Also, so far the choruses on Suicide Machine and Together as One have been utterly killer
>>
New Graveland & Nokturnal Mortum split:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWVbpfq4p3c

10 minutes in, good so far.
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>>63326671
Shit I love Nokturnal Mortum, I actually found a copy of Lunar Poetry at my local record store a couple weeks ago.

Feels good
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>>63326671
Wew, vocals sound just like Nergal.
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>>63326671
the Graveland side is boring af, especially after listening to the Nocturnal Mortum part
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>>63326845

Nokturnal Mortum > Graveland
It is known Khaleesi
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>>63324049
check this out anon
also check out Murmuüre for sure

>>63324362
>posting lesser known Dis Pater project
nice
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>>63326845
The Nokturnal Mortum part was vastly superior, the Graveland side made me yawn...
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>>63326939
Well Graveland in general is boring af
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>>63326597
>vocals
they are really terrible on the sound of perseverance
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is she waifu tier?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkaAZcXWtQw
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>>63326984
heard you were talking shit
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>>63326984
>>63326939
>>63326864
>>63326845

Why is Rob Darken such a faggot?
>>
>>63327046
>>63326984
>>63326939
>>63326864
>>63326845

I actually like the Graveland side desu
>>
Why are you metalheads so angry
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>>63326988
"no"
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>>63327048
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>>63327196
well that's my opinion
please don't hurt me

>>63327167
but we're not anon we are cool and comfy people
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wew lad
I don't actually listen to any of these bands, but I might go just knowing that that's a pretty sick lineup.
>>
>>63327378
I'd go for EHG for sure
>>
https://artascatharsis.bandcamp.com/album/kurushimi

WHERE MY AVANT BROS AT
>>
>song about little red riding hood

>"I can suck the cock of your god"
>"I can fuck your sacred god..."
>>
>>63327503
damn...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdAGT4Qq7ZY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdy3Mlljsy8

HYPE
>>
post your favorite local band
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>>63327585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Fw5TfV6fs
>>
>>63327585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHWnZNm4YMI&feature=player_embedded
>>
>>63327585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpTygk-TjkM
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>>63327585
tfw no good bands in this shitty town.
closest good one is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ycOkVAESzc
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>>63327636
He has a weird ass drum sound
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>>63327636
that drum trigger sound completely ruins this for me but this band sounds good.
>>
>>63327676
>>63327678
https://vimeo.com/131302628
no bad drum sounds in this video
drummer was in hayaino daisuki
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>>63327724
>hardcore dancing
all these fucks need to leave metal
>>
>>63327724
quite good
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wew

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/fear-factorys-dino-cazares-if-donald-trump-actually-gets-elected-im-moving-to-australia/

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/fear-factorys-dino-cazares-im-a-victim-of-clickbait/
>>
>>63327892
>>>/pol/
>>
I have become meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YjjmM3w2t_g
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>>63327980
nobody cares faggot
>>
>>63327980
what kind of music is this
>>
>>63328018
Meme
>>
>>63327980
I like it
>>
>>63327980
i thought he just used samples of chugs
>>
what are some god-tier /metal/ documentaries?
i've only seen until the light takes us.
can be band specific or not.
>>
>>63328074
Detroit Metal City
>>
>>63327980
I really like his angry button twisting attitude desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwG97ah0mEU&pxtry=1
>>
>>63328074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTaodRq66JA
>>
>>63328074
Slam - A wigger's journey
>>
>>63328122
Wow that sounds exactly the same as the last song
>>
I've got more memes for you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TADNfiwq_ns
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>>63328074
UGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HN8kGB4urg
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>>63328127
there would have been so many more interesting guys to interview but they chose those three autists. disappointing tbqh.
>>
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>>63328182
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>>63328074
I can't imagine you haven't seen this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iX5lbVDto
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>>63328190
They wouldn't have been my picks either, but it is considered an 'essential' documentary about metal
>>
>>63328074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw-pIwRXNcw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Wpv75_6NM
>>
>>63327980
i like how metal is already for nerds but this is like super nerd metal haha
>>
>>63328241
shit sorry about the bottom link
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>>63328304
No, you're thinking of Krallice
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>>63328329
>Krallice
the algorithm has a music video of a thin guy playing guitar, keyboards and turning knobs whilst doing angry metal faces and the whole image is basically bleeps boops computer science bleep metal gear solid

this is just black metal made by a super nerd
>>
>>63328329
krallice is dork metal desu
>>
>>63328404
So what you're saying is the algorithm is like when people today claim they're "so nerdy" because they play video games or something, and krallice is actually metal made by a huge nerd, not to mention the mathy technicality?
>>
Is this ironic or not?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ0Xf-yT5ZA
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>>63328453
yeah exactly
>>
>>63328455
>tfw witnessing crunkcore revival
>>
>>63325113
>implying men playing metal aren't huge attention whores because nobody cared/cares about them.
>>
>USBM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6aGkV4BJY
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>>63327980
Hey, this is actually pretty good, not cringe at all
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Post 10/10 perfect albums
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>>63327378

EHG is great live.
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>>63328535
but they're enterataingly so, like Fameme, Euromeme, Memerai and the like.

plus you're forgetting the countless anonymous bands
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>>63328616
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>>63328616
That's some good dissoshit, my dissonant brother.
>>
>>63328616
Winds of creation, vanishing vision millenium, written in waters, pure holocaust, Under the force of courage
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>>63328658
>>63328670
>>63328616
>dissoshitters
nice hipster meme faggots
>>
>>63328670
>All these meme albums
>>
>USBM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbOfVKSMkA
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>>63328698
Not meming. Dissoshit was created in 2016 in order to separate good music from bad music.
>>
>>63328616
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>>63328733
Dissoshit doesn't even exist. You faggots made it up like 12 hours ago
>>
>>63328616
Suicide Society
>>
>>63328616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa9mEaNdgh4
>>
>>63328698
http://strawpoll.me/7088121

reminder: you're a minority
>>
>>63328616
>>
>>63328761
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>>63328699
None of those are memes you dumb cuck
>>
>>63328616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcsVp0A4Vik
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>>63328804
yeah because this makes it not a meme
>>
>>63328767
But it signifies a certain, clear musical trait that is present within many of the traditional genres that were relevant before atmoshit, dissoshit and slam came along.
>>
>swedish bm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUUQXedtfwo
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>>63328616
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>>63328863
It signifies whoever posts it is a hipster and memeing
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>>63328616
an 8 actually but whatever I think it's a 10
>>
>usbm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHR_pi9x8fg
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I started coming to this board to try and find good metal albums. I have been here 3 years and no one has posted a single good album.
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>>63328616
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>>63328990
Fuck off cuckb8
>>
Woods Of Desolation - Torn Beyond Reason
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>>63329027
Couldn't think of one, huh. That's alright, I don't expect anybody to anymore.
>>
>>63329031
good atmoshit
>>
>>63329001
>>63328761
Sorry, I should have specified: 10/10 perfect metal albums
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>>63329070
:^)
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>>63329070
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>>63328832
>Glaneryus
>immortal
>VBE
>not memes
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>>63329169
Epic
>>
I love how /metal/'s taste is basically loving shitty albums because they are shit
>>
>>63329188
hhahahahh :DDDDD:D:D:D:DDD xDDDDD XXDDDDxDDddd
>>
migr6
>>63329217
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>>63329223
why bother
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