You're at a record store with your gf when pic related slaps her ass 5 times while singing "doot doola doot do". What do you do?
doot doot
>>63262548
"who are you?"
>>63262579
This
I respect that dude.
>he will never EVER surprise you with rare records that are relevant to your obscure past
>>63262548
>nardwuar-suffers-stroke.jpg
dman...
>>63262579
first post best post
>>63262665
hes fine
I'd put the pants she was wearing at the time in a frame and hang it on the wall
Smack my gfs ass twice.
>>63262548
"Nardwar! Holy shit! I'm a HUGE fan!"
>>63262659
>So anon, if I recall correctly when you were 18 you used to listen to THIS while masturbating to chinese cartoon girls in your dorm room whenever your roommate was away!
>H-How do you know that...
BUKKAKE
>>63264012
>obscure
>tfw you will never ever smash this faggot's shitty discogs purchases of meme single releases when he gets on your nerves