The tracklist for our fake rapper's first album is here:
>Rapper: The Big Cum Machine
>Album title: All Gangstas Toast Niggaz (I Hope She Made Lotsa Fried Chicken)
>Album cover: pic
>Track #1: Turn Up (Cum Down)
>Track #2: Fire Emoji
>Track #3: 311 (So Cool) (Fuck Korn) (Love you RL Stine)
>Track #4: I Love Minimal Wave and Apichatpong Weerasethakul
>Track #5: Real Niggas (ft. Ronnie Radke and Eminem)
>Track #6: Unknown Crush/Touch My Feet
>Track #7: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner :^)
>Track #8: 311 May Be Down But I'm Up And Cummin'
>Track #9: I Played Pokemon A Lot As A Young Boi And Always Pretended I Was Married To My Lapras
>Track #10: Envirogasm (Cum Shower)
>Track #11: I Fucking Hate Niggers (ft. Andy Morin)
>Track #12: I Want Andy Morin to Cum Inside Me (ft. Andy Morin)
Now we must make the album. Feel free to claim a track. Keep these facts about Big Cum Machine in mind when making the tracks:
>all raps must be auto tuned
>he regularly raps with nothing but verbs
>he uses orgasms as ad-libs
>he constantly mentions his support for Trump
>his first album contains a diss track to syrian refugees (he specifies that it's not political he's just sick of hearing about these boring poor people)
>he regularly samples youtube poop memes (CD-I, I.M. Meen, Mama Luigi, etc)
>his favorite album is 311's s/t
>he loves Carl's Jr
Instead of wasting all your fucking time making fake people relevant why dont you hype up and shill the actual musicians on /mu/ ?
You know, your fellow boardmates that actually have content and talent, working hard to make it in the industry. Something you can actually be apart of and say you helped them get there.. Instead of making music WORSE you could actually be HELPFUL for once. I think it would be ALOT easier to do that.
Ya know, just putting it out there.
I'm going to start making a beat for this, what kind of aesthetic should I aim for?
>>63177007
i wish you wouldn't copy paste your posts
The album has to sample this or I'll kill myself and not even stream it.
https://youtu.be/aPprRVvl2vQ?t=187
>>63176962
Keeping it alive, people.
>>63177029
But its the simple truth.
You waste all this time and energy into something unproductive and the end result is just more shitty music "for lulz" instead of doing something you could possibly be proud of to tell your kids.
We have all these people ready to just waste time when in fact we could have a plethora of /mu/sicians taking over the music scene.
THAT would be a real accomplishment. The day 4chan took over the music industry and made it its bitch.
We could hear the music we always wanted instead of being called retarded for the umpteenth time.
>>63176962
I claim track #2
https://mega.nz/#!d5B3WKia!gLIReDR2iHiYabZMBWRSdx2k1wKr6XuqU1DkJsa78Iw
here's a beat
>>63177073
retad
>>63177014
like you're inside of a echoey metal room at a ski resort in the early 2000s, with a delay pedal that is set to eighth notes
>>63177073
or y'know we could do both
>>63177109
Can you? The way I see it one path is alot more profitable and relevant than the other.
Foresight, young one. You will learn.
>>63177139
>"foresight, young one"
nigga you're on /mu/. shut the fuck up.
>mfw bernie sanders and jeremy corbyn join forces and become the worlds most influential rap duo/leaders of the free world
>>63176962
i have the same phone case as the nog in the back
maybe we're not so different after all
>>63177073
ok
who's music do you think we should promote? toss some links that might get people interested
>>63177203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3tyNjJzuIM
>>63177203
stop samefagging
stop shilling your music
go back to the soundcloud and bandcamp threads
>>63177166
Can we add this as a bonus track?
i have a band that makes satirical normie music
gimme about a week and we can have a few tracks
we're on spring break so no one's around
i'm white tho but who cares
here's our other shit if you want
only 3 of these are raps
https://soundcloud.com/mutt-520455195/sets/open-up
>>63177218
lol I'm literally not him, I'm genuinely curious what he thinks is capable of being "viraled" because from what I've heard nothing on /mu/ has a cohesive/original enough of an image to be marketed.
>>63177161
This is why we can never have nice things.
>>63177203
Look all around you. You've got plenty threads worth of potential in the Bandcamp/Soundcloud threads, the Producers General, Etc.
This place is a goldmine. If your willing to work as hard as you do in these threads accomplishing nothing of actual value.
>>63177007
that would be boring as fuck tho
>>63177245
And you think this will do better?
>>63177263
And this is your idea of fun. Okay got it.
>>63177250
ok maybe some people in these threads do make their own music on the side
but this isn't the thread to talk about it in, take it to soundcloud general, bandcamp general, the production thread, not here
>>63177283
No? I was calling this unfunny in the other thread but I have a tab open because I'm waiting to cringe at the first person to actually record a rap.
I'll be back tomorrow morning to organize all of this if the tracks get made.
If you guys could keep the thread bumped that would be gr8.
>>63177283
im having fun, im recording beats for this shit, gives me an excuse to move my lazy ass
>>63177284
All im trying to say is whats your endgame? You really have convinced yourselves this will become some "epic maymay" or whatever. Your willing to subject everyone else to shit music for laughs then get assblasted when meghan trainor or some fuckwit wins something of merit or some new artist you dont care for breaks records and influences generations to come.
Its just totally backwards thinking. You have all this energy yet you choose to direct it nowhere.
The sad thing is you already know its going to fail yet you continue on anywhay.
>>63177224
uh oh yes of course
>>63177340
What do you want me to advertise, little one?
>>63177340
no one's trying to become successful out of making meme tracks like this you retard, it's just for fun. if you don't think it's funny then fine, just leave the thread, no one is forcing you to listen to it.
>>63177340
you seem to be assblasted because you cant push your shitty out there
>>63177388
But you are. Your making a fake artist make a fake album then hoping to get it to relevancy by shilling it on other websites against real musicians. Just look at all this collective thought you have put into it.
If this really were for fun I wouldnt care, but as it stands (read the threads) it is a direct slap in the face of everyone here who actually makes music and takes it seriously. Maybe others may not see it that way.
>>63177415
I really dont care. I just wanted to get people to think about all the wasted effort that goes into something like this.
>>63177388
>no one's trying to become successful out of making meme tracks
That was the intention at first. We could've made a Yung Lean tier meme rapper and got some buzz but instead we went full 3pac
>>63177470
>We could've made a Yung Lean tier meme rapper
no we couldn't
i think yung lean is absolute shit and his beats are very overrated but then no one on this board raps on even his level
this shouldn't have been a "roll" thread if we actually wanted to do something like that anyway, we should've just had an actual discussion and tossed around ideas for an aesthetic until someone who's actually competent at rapping was willing to go through with it
>>63177454
>wasted effort
literally STFU I support both /mu/sicians and the memes. You can equally enjoy both stop thinking that because this is being made that somehow /mu/ artists wont be supported. Also if this fake rapper takes off he can do plugs and advertise the real /mu/sicians so its a win win
>>63177454
>Maybe others may not see it that way.
because they aren't, it's literally just for laughs. go ask in the soundcloud/bandcamp threads if anyone is offended. these projects are put on bandcamp when they're finished for /mu/tants to find easier in the future, no one gives a shit about showing off our ebin memes.
>>63177470
>We could've made a Yung Lean tier meme rapper and got some buzz but instead we went full 3pac
1. who is we because from what i can tell you haven't contributed anything but shitposts
2. i don't know if you mean to the rapper itself or to this website but if it's the latter then that's a bad thing
>this thread
holy fucking autism
>>63177454
>it is a direct slap in the face of everyone here who actually makes music and takes it seriously. Maybe others may not see it that way.
holy autism jesus lord
>>63177549
I meant buzz to the rapper. We could've gotten some KTT and rap blog hype for the fake rapper.
>>63177535
>>63177549
But is it really funny to anyone besides middle schoolers? Im still not getting the joke. I was actually trying to help for a minute, me being a struggle rapper myself I could have offered advice and whatnot but this isnt even creative enough to warrant any further action besides discourse.
>>63177560
>responds with memes
Yeah that'll teach me
>>63177599
>me being a struggle rapper
link your music
>>63177599
no one fucking cares, stop shitting up the thread
>>63177624
please don't shill in here
>>63177624
https://youtu.be/XguYZrJkDe0
>>63177636
Okay then. Im out. Peace. Have fun yall.
>>63177624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3tyNjJzuIM
>>63177680
This is not me.
>>63177680
your style is extremely generic but you aren't shit and ohbliv is a good producer so props on using one of his beats
>>63177680
ay this is pre good, find a new flow tho. Dont bite on other famous flows but discover an all new flow that you call ur own. Then perfect it
>>63177680
You haven't put out shit since 2014. Maybe that's why you are still struggling...
Coming from a producer/rapper.
Where the beats at? Bump
>>63178660
was making one but I stopped when the thread started dying
