OP this is a great time to learn how to use your other hand.

fuck yo couch nigga

might as well just end it m8

That sounds like fucking hell, dude. I'm really sorry.

>>63103887
Good time to become ambidextrous

>>63103887
>can't fap ambidextrously

are you a retard?

It just doesn't feel right with my left. Plus the pain makes it considerably harder to keep it up. But thats not where i wanted this thread to go. Right now im listening to surfer rosa

>>63104107
>It just doesn't feel right with my left

of course it doesn't because you've never used it, the left side of your dick is desensitized

>>63103887
I've read enough online erotica to know that your mom is going to feel sorry for you and give you a handjob, which will then lead to an escalating series of sex acts until you finally fuck her.

>>63103887

>that butt

Don't worry, I'll jerk off for you in spirit.

>>63104253
K in that case whats a good album to play while that happens

>>63104272

Careless Whisper on repeat.

>>63103926
what am gonna do bout ma legs charlie murphy

I completely ruined my shoulder playing football and forced myself to jack it lefty while I was recovering. and now that my shoulder is better it doesn't feel the same when I jack it righty. I think the left hand is better suited for jacking off and most people don't know because they never try hard enough to get used to it.

>>63104262
>not going all the way and succing him
faggot

>>63104272
Surfer Rosa to be honest. There are a couple of incest songs on that album.

>>63104317
Well im lefty so this doesnt apply to me. Only said I was righty here >>63104107 for the sake of pun

Why are female feet so perfect?

>>63104439
>not male
faggot

>>63104439
Literally except for the gross girls that can't take care of their feet properly