If Johnny Cash had a vagina he'd be Johnny Gash.
>>63028968
XDD
if OP weren't such a disappointment to his parents he wouldn't be shitposting on a chinese cartoon website
if johnny cash was rich hed be johnny cash
If Johnny Cash was the Hulk he'd be Johnny Smash
if Johnny Cash were to have sex with OPs mum he would be Johnny Rash
If Johnny Cash threw a party he'd be Johnny Bash
Holy fuck, this is a top-tier thread.
>>63028968
If Johnny Cash's last name reflected his fan base he would be Johnny Trash
If Johnny Cash played a fighting game he'd be Johnny Mash
If Johnny Cash went down into a ring of fire he'd be Johnny Ash.
If Johnny Cash was a breakfast side he'd be Johnny Hash
If Johnny Cash was a stripper he would be Johnny Flash
>>63028968
POST OF THE DAY
If Johnny Cash were a merman he'd be Johnny Splash.
If Johnny Cash were born and raised in a big Tennessee city he'd be Johnny Nash
If Johnny Cash browsed in private mode he'd be Johnny.
If Johnny Cash was a serial killer he'd be Johnny Slash
If Johnny Cash threw a monster party, he'd be Johnny Dash
If Johnny Cash's was in Guns n Roses he'd be Johnny Slash
If Johnny Cash was this guy, he would say "Shit was so Cash."
If Johnny Cash were a set of teeth he'd be Johnny Gnash.
>>63030684
>>63030723
If Johnny Cash hid some weed, he'd be Johnny Stash
When Johnny Nash died he became Johnny Past.
>>63030663
>private mode
>Johnny
>no cache
If Johnny Cash cursed the lord he'd be Johnny Blasph.
If Johnny Cash went fishin' or broke his arm or was hired to act in a motion picture he'd be Johnny Cast.
If Johnny Cash joined The Mamas and the Papas he'd be Johnny Cass?
If Johnny Cash committed a crime in an arab state he'd be Fifty Lash.
If Johnny Cash was gay he'd be Johnny Ass
>>63031230
That joke was Johnny Crass.
If Johnny Cash weren't as good, but still kinda popular, he'd be Johnny Paycheck.
>>63031050
This is a stretch. But it's the only one I laughed at.
>>63031268
Okay I don't need any more of these
This one is enough
hell be fine
When Johnny Cash takes a shower he becomes Johnny Wash
If Johnny Cash was a Sonic he'd be Joggy Cash
>>63028968
If Johnny Cash was a cum guzzling faggot that didn't play the gee-tar and instead sucked cocks all day whilst poop tacking on a Taiwanese finger puppet 2 by 4 he'd be called OP.
if Johnny Cash made even worse music he'd be Johnny Clash
If Johnny Cash didn't exist
>>63033142
>no trigger warning
If Johnny Cash were a Lamborghini he'd be Johnny Countach
>>63033159
it's coon-tosh
not coon-tash
If Johnny Cash was a trainhopping heroin addict he'd be Johnny Hobo
If Johnny Cash had hair on his lip he'd be Johnny 'Stache
>>63030529
Winner. Everyone go home.
If Johnny Cash was gay he'd be Johnny Faggot
>>63029676
underrated post of the day
If Johnny Cash was well mannered he'd be Johnny Class
If Johnny Cash was an inexpensive meal made from grain and legumes, he'd be Johnny Succotash.
>>63034969
>>63034918
If Johnny Cash was ill-mannered he'd be Johnny Clash.
if johnny cash was a tv show from the 70's hed be Johnny M*A*S*H
If Johnny Cash was a Pokemon trainer, he'd be Johnny Ash
If Johnny Cash's tuxedo had a cummerbund, he'd be Johnny Sash
If Johnny Cash was an aromatic tree, he'd be Johnny Sassafras
Analbraeze to the friends
If Johnny Cash was a water pokemon, He'd be Johnny Splash.
>>63028968
If Johnny Cash was an hungarian stew he would be Johnny Goulash
If Johnny Cash needed somewhere to stay the night, I'd let him Johnny Crash.
>>63030663
best post ITT
If Johnny Cash was an Islamic terrorist he'd be Johnny Daesh
If Johnny Cash was a Neo-Nazi, he'd be Johnny Fash.
If Johnny Cash was in an innacurate movie about playing the drums he'd be Johnny Whiplash
>>63034210
This one is so lazy.
