Bad Kanye lines
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"Start a fight club Brad reputation"
"i just bleached my asshole"
Hook of Feedback
All of I Love Kanye
Hook of Wolves
>>62574351
This nigga 12
>>62574303
Every single line is bad.
Yes even THE DEVIL DANCES.
Kanye was never a lyricist, just a personality.
>I know it's corny bitches you wish you could unfollow
>I know it's corny niggas you wish you could unswallow
Huh, kind of weird lines, but we should almost be to the hook at this point
>I know it's corny bitches you wish you could unfollow
>I know it's corny niggas you wish you could unswallow
Is my track skipping?
>I KNOW IT'S CORNY BITCHES YOU WISH YOU COULD UNFOLLOW
>I KNOW IT'S CORNY NIGGAS YOU WISH YOU COULD UNSWALLOW
>"yeah Ray Jay hit it first"
>"b-b-b-but I'm rich!"
>>62574479
These lines are being spoken to Kim.
>>62574303
I made that bitch faaaaammmous
A dog on the prowl when i'm walkin through the mall
If i could man i probably would flirt wit all of y'all
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT
>>62574556
That's a goat line tho
>>62574351
Agreed completely on Feedback it's cringey as fuck
Kanye fans will defend anything he does
>>62574351
>all of I Love Kanye
Look at this pleb shit taste
"I keep it 300, like the Romans"
"Eating asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce"
"Hurry up with my croissant"
"something something bleached asshole"
Pretty much anything from Yeezus and FLOP
>>62574303
>Black girl sipping white wine, put my fist in her like a civil rights sign
Where can I listen to the album?
>>62574510
actually a good line
>>62574510
>>62574351
>Hook of Feedback
Hype as shit
>All of I Love Kanye
It's ironic, he's finally embracing his meme status
>Hook of Wolves
Doesn't have a hook. If you're referring to some of the repetitious lines in his first verse, they're alright.
>>62574303
Basically every line he's ever written other than "I Love Kanye" because at least he's self-aware with that one
>>62574303
>>62574556
these are probably the best lines he's ever written
wow he ruined wolves
it was so much better a year ago
>>62574628
just wait a week and it'll be on spotify/itunes
"I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary"
>I keep it 300 like the romans
>>62574863
>>62574303
>>62574624
>posting his best lines
Why is kanye famous when he isn't lyrical at all?
>>62574874
>this line is referring to the Roman Numeral version of 300 – “CCC” – which stands for “Cool, Calm, and Collected.”
>>62574937
ok kanye
>have you ever had sex with a pharoah
>i put the pussy in a sarcophagus
>>62574863
That is fucking dope yo
>>62574930
he has memorable lyrics
>>62574905
I just wanted to post the civil rights one because it makes me laugh every single time
>>62574957
What would "keep it 300" mean besides that anyway? If you want to interpret it as historically inaccurate then you also have to interpret it as complete and utter gibberish.
>>62574937
Remember when Yeezus came out and people were convinced this was the actual meaning lmfao
>I listen to music for the lyrics
It's okay. One day you may stop being a pleb.
>>62574930
Hip Hop doesn't always have to be backpacker shit.
>>62574639
how is that a good line?
>>62574963
That line is kinda cool if you know the etymology of sarcophagus though.
>>62574863
Meme rap listeners will actually defend someone putting this line over someone else's music and then that person calling themselves a genius
Boy I sure am glad I do not like meme rap
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye
That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
>this is good writing dudes, I swear he's like sum kin'a genius or sumfin
>>62574957
Wouldn't that mean that Kanye is confirming that the line is dope af?
Congratulations, you've played yourself.
>>62575116
It's funny because I've heard people say half that shit about kanye
>>62575089
>Boy I sure am glad I do not like meme rap
You certainly seem to care enough about it
>>62574510
But I'm 53 milli in debt xD
that bleached asshole line from TLOP
it's not clever, it's not funny, it's just stupid and glaringly bad
>I JUST TALKED TO JESUS
>HE SAID YO WAS UP YESUS
>>>62574937
this is the same retard that thinks africa is a country
>I want to fuck you hard on the sink
>after that get you something to drink
>>62575158
Because half of it is true, who wants more garbage like TLOP
>Bleached asshole
>>62575022
It's slang.
>These short-minded niggas' thoughts is Napoleon
>>62575408
the two after are even worse
"Ah da da da da." That's how the fuck you sound
You drunk and hot girl, yeah
>>62575669
this song is so fucking bad
>300 like the romans
>I be puerto rican day floating
>and if she bleach her asshole
>all of Fade
>we could still have sex, I made that bitch famous
Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
>>62575460
that's a good one though
ITT:
I HATE FUN
When a real nigga hold you down you supposed to drown!
truly greatness
>If Nike ain't have Drizzy, they wouldn't have nothing
>If Nike ain't have Don C, they wouldn't have nothing
>I stuck to my roots like I'm Jimmy Fallon
>I give 'em grey poupon on a DJ Mustard
>Does anybody feel bad for Bill Cosby?
>Did he forget the names like Steve Harvey?
>If you ain't poppin shit then what you rappin for?
>Plus Kimoji just shut down the Apple store
>>62575791
>kanye drones in full damage control
Wow this fucker has had some cringe worthy lines
>>62575676
one of my favourite stains on an amazing career
You ain’t got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?
>2016 the year of our lord
>not having yeezy in your serato
>>62575807
I still can't believe he made a whole diss track about fucking shoes and put it on the album.
>>62574351
>Hook of Feedback
good as fuck, you clearly aren't familiar with Mr. West work, dig more.
>All of i Love Kanye
Genius poetry about self Ye self awareness, again, you clearly aren't a Ye fan.
>Hook of Wolves
What hook?? LMAO
>>62575460
lmao
>>62574319
this is literally not a kanye line
>>62574303
>Start a fight club Brad reputation
that's whitty though
>>62574303
it's "brad re-pitt-ation
Ooh girl your breath is harsh!
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
>>62574628
the internet
>>62576258
yeah it goes "i like fingers up my asshole"
"the gurrl just went down on my dick like a seekah
aye, she jus had some of my zikkah"
>>62576447
that's a nice line tho
"If I fuck this model/ And she just bleached her asshole/ And I get bleach on my T-shirt/ I'mma feel like an asshole" is maybe the most unforgivably stupid thing Kanye West has ever rapped.
swaghili
>>62576690
actually truly disappointed in this forum that no-one mentioned this one already
Most of the really dumb lines on Yeezus at least worked as wordplay or were fun enough to let slide.
The really dumb lines on TLOP are just overall bad, do not work as wordplay, and are not fun enough to let slide.
>>62574614
how is the first one retarded?
300 means "calm, cool and collected"
Step up in this bitch like
I'm the one your bitch like
>Cocaine on her black skin made her striped like a zebra
>I call that jungle fever
>>62576759
c'mon anon, I love kanye as much as the next fanboy, but it's fucking dumb to try justify the mistake he made on that line
>>62576574
"NO"
>>62576258
The original is worse
>impregnenated
>>62576560
that's my fave as well
>>62574614
>"Eating asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce"
>Not realizing this is the greatest rap line of all time
>MFW
>>62574628
dont bother
>I be speaking Swaghili
I F I F U C K T H I S M O D E L
>THE SUN DON'T SHINE IN THE SHADE
yea no shit nigga
>it's the "iphone is calling" part of the song
fucking criiiiiiiiiiiinge
>>62574874
this line isn’t a mistake, but Kanye simply making his own reality, showing how the media can change reality
pic related
>>62575902
and this
YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMEN
like what the fuck does that even mean lmao, ebonics
The asshole bleach line is probably the worst thing he's ever done and stops that track from being GOAT
>>62574556
thats one powerful line. you have no taste.
>>62574624
literally his funniest line ever
>>62581074
You must know what it means tho
>>62575408
kek
>>62576560
>>62579573
that's not on any of his albums
>>62581164
I don't tho
>>62580936
i fucking hate this stain on an otherwise good track
>>62574303
>You grew up on J. Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now
>Till one day I put an angel in your ultra sound
>Baby, we should hit the south of France
>So you could run around without them pants
>My trophy on that Bound bike, I gave you only pipe
>>62581191
I genuinely don't want to explain it to you because you are probably being sarcastic. Plus I hate the song.
AYYYY YA HEARD ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS
just kidding that track is lit
>>62581255
YALL SLEEPIN ON ME HUH? HAD A GOOD SNOOOOOOOOOOOZE
WAKE UP NIGGA WAKE UP
WE BOUT TO GET THIS PAPER
fire100
>>62581255
Fucking fire man
>>62576759
>300 means "calm, cool and collected"
Said no one ever until Kanye fanboys had to try and backup their master's 'genius'
>>62574303
>You tried to play nice, everybody just took advantage
>You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich
I really need to see this acted out.
>>62581297
I honestly thought it was "YALL SLEEPING ON ME HUH HOW DO THE GOOD SNOOZEE". Referring to himself as good. Dno. Yours is probably right
>>62581331
What else could it mean? Surely he wouldn't just put in "300 like the Romans" since it makes legit no sense???
>>62581128
this.
i read a peer reviewed paper on how that line foretold a lot of what is happening in Syria and Germany
>>62575713
kek
Kanye is a poet.
>JUST AUTOTUNE MY SHIT UP
any autotune line really
>>62581379
Being a warrior fighting everyone off despite being massively outnumbered?
>>62574810
It's very self-aware, but also somehow the opposite of self-aware.
>What if Kanye wrote a song about Kanye?
>all his songs are already about Kanye
Look like a fat booty Celine Dion/ Sex is on fire, I’m the King of Leona Lewis”
>>62581532
>Sex is on fire, I’m the King of Leona Lewis
That's forgiven since the next few lines are GOAT
>>62581503
>Being a warrior fighting everyone off despite being massively outnumbered?
THIS ACTUALLY MAEKS A LOT OF SENSE
My apologies, are you into astrology?
Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus
>>62577270
good in my book.
>>62581532
I love when he does those.
>Prince William’s ain’t do it right if you ask me
>Cause I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley
>>62574303
Should have been 'Good Kanye lines'
Then people would actually have to think about what they posted
>>62581503
It seems ridiculous for something that simple to slip. Kanye must have had at least 10 other producers helping him with the album. Surely they would have picked up on it?
>>62581532
This is a good choice for worst Kanye line.
>>62576690
Fucking this
>>62575045
>I dont understand skills
Swaghili and croissants are legitimately funny though.
>>62581532
How is that bad in any way?
>>62581807
it's literally fucking awful
i would love to see him get publicly humiliated, perhaps in the grammies
>>62582330
>kanye rushes onto stage uninvited again
>"IMMA LET YOU FINISH... IN KIM, PLEASE GIVE ME DOLLA HOLA HOLA"
>>62582398
>>"IMMA LET YOU FINISH... IN KIM
>kendrick will win
>>62575406
wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the delivery desu, makes it really stand out in a bad way
>>62576583
site p4k as a source if youre gonna quote them senpai
>>62581634
Lyrical genius. Voice of a generation.
>>62581842
Do you just not get it?
>You're such a fucking loser
>You didn't even go to class, Buehler
>I’m like Gnarls Barkley meets Charles Barkley
