Spit a verse, anon.
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Spit a verse, anon.
>You should've left Kanye in his corner
>>62565620
JUST
uh uh uh
yo yo
check it
turn the beat up a little
uh uh ya ya
uh yo turn them shits up
uh yo yo listen
turn the beat up in my headphones
MOM
Got my grandma on speed dial call it instagram
Lookin mad scared if they tryna bite us
Teeth shaking like gingi-Saint Vitus
I'm a rapper
not a clapper
they try to dress me dapper
but im gonna do a smacker
>>62565651
STOP
Rappin'
Tappin'
Smackin'
Sign me nigs.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>>62565670
HIT YA ASS ON THE CELLY, CAUSE I AINT GOT TIME
TO BE ARGUIN WITH YO ASS, IF YOU AINT REALLY READY
GRAN WHY YOU NEVER READY, FOR AS LONG AS YOU TOOK YOU BETTER LOOK LIKE WHITNEY HOUSTON
Bitch, uh, spit it spit it like a fire made of dragons
Put yo dress on is time to get yo fag on
Bend bend over and show that boy pussy
I'll spread them cheeks like a good boy, see
Sucking dick and choke on my nutt
Slobber my black knobber while I call you a slut
das all i got
PEACE
>>62565620
Yeezy going crazy
He just had a baby
Off that lexapro and realized he hooked up with a ho
He got no mental health
He gonna kill himself
Brain splattered across the floor
He walkin towards heaven's door
It opens and there's his mom
He looks at her and now he's calm
Yeezy takes his place among the gods
And this thread gets deleted by mods
>>62565709
I shrek'd
>>62565706
Celebrity fever got me fuckin' hoes
Celebrity fever got me signin' clothes
Jews,
More bars than the jigaboos.
Call it raps, take laps.
lemonade, call it lemon-aid
Yeah, uhhh. Senseless rhymes, call it crimes
Random nigga here. Uhh. Aggressive tone conveying... aggressiveness. Yeah,gimme' your wallet.
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Just a' urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line
Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble
When it's just a game
You treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette, but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
So far away
Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
He said—
Turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losin' my mind—"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Home
I wanna go
Oh won't you please take me home.
I wanna see,
Oh won't you please take me home.
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
>>62565805
It's past your bedtime son
Let my folks down, call me Jeb Bush
Smoke weed erryday, call me Jeb Kush
Dragon dildos up my ass, in my Jeb Tush
Jumpin off this building, finna need a Jeb Push
The day's almost over and my money's all spent
Sucking stranger dick, I gotta pay my rent
Living poor sucks when you got to use your mouth
Taking shots daily as my life goes south
I'm running out of my money and my rent is due
Yet I still go home to browse on /mu/
-mr. boipussi
mic drop
Tell us where you're from,
what you want to become.
And we'll say if you're OK.
Where did you go to school?
Right answer and you're cool.
Yeah, you're the kid the whole day.
You get a sticker in your face.
Information about the case,
so you know your potential.
Don't you think you can extend.
Don't you think you can extend, just comprehend.
But I don't wanna hear it,
no, it's more than I accept.
I don't care where I belong no more.
What we share or not I will ignore.
We will shut you out.
We'll put you in doubt.
If you think that you're special.
We'll tell you who you are.
Tell you that you're close but no cigar.
But I don't wanna hear it,
no, it's more than I accept.
'Cause I don't care where I belong no more.
What we share or not I will ignore.
And I won't waste my time fitting in.
'Cause I don't think contrast is a sin.
What they say is...
Go back, where you came from.
They'll tell you that, but I don't wanna hear.
No I don't wanna hear. No I don't wanna hear it.
No, it's more than I accept.
'Cause I don't care where I belong no more.
What we share or not I will ignore.
And I won't waste my time fitting in.
'Cause I don't think contrast is a sin.
No, it's not a sin.
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We're all chemicals, vitamins and minerals
Vicodin with inner tubes, wrapped around the arm
To see the vein like a chicken on the barn
Top Cat chat, let's begin another yarn
That's flying saucer cheese, or is it chicken parm'?
But roosters don't fly like boosters don't buy
So what powers cowards to get them to the top
Just to fall asleep listening to Bach?
The ribbon in the sky is the riddim that I drop
Dribbling the eye across the prism of a clock
That lacks meaning, but racks up stacks of fat reading
They catch Chief and wrapped up plants from trap dealings
Now what's a coffin with a scratched ceiling?
And what's the talking without the match feeling
That's buried living? And cherry picking
Every lemon from your berry system
Then proceed with the pack feeding
When I was young I had visions of another world
Sneaking looks at the porn stash of my brother Hurl
Incense smoke made vortices and other curls
Casting calls from porn films and ad space for rubber girls
I like my pancakes cut in swirls
Moroccan moles and undercover squirrels
I like cartoons, southern cities with large moons
Faith healers, ex-female drug dealers and art booms
Apologize for my weird mix
What taste like hot dogs and tear drips
And looks like pantomime and clear bricks
And smells like shotguns and deer piss
They on their hunt, kind of salty that I'm going hard
First part of a party, that I throw in parts
One minute you're playing pool, next minute you're throwing darts
But that's how you do with a party that you throw in bars
I run the Gambit like I'm throwing cards
From popular mechanics to overdosing hearts
Paint cold pictures like Nova Scotia landscapes
Nerd gang, make Mandelbrot sets when we handshake
A word game back up plan that can dam lakes
Backup the wordplay playing at the man's states
Means I can still be the man if the dam breaks
And when demand brakes I'm reflectious, what they can't face
My peers will still treat the mirror like it's a fan base
>>62565620
ayoo
ayyooooo
hol up real quick hol up tho
ay ay ay
I be as a high as the sun, no paying for sons
click clackin these guns, cappin niggas for fun
I be all up in your girl, gave her a necklace of pearls
Bumpin that nigga earl, straight up eatin cheese curls
Gettin pussy gettin sex
Gettin pussy Now whats next
>>62565709
>mfw this came on at work
They call me boring Steven, I don't know why
My rhymes are dope, and my whip is fly
Is this mic on?
Yo man, turn up the snare in my headphones
>>62566002
good album
Droppin mic nigga
Don't speak, nigga
Just bend down and let yer butt speak, nigga
Droppin pants, nigga
Nice butt, nigga
Let yer hands do the talking and spread yo cheeks, nigga
You got no shame, nigga
You like my dick, nigga
Yer face all red like a red balloon, nigga
Tight hole, nigga
My dick's big, nigga
I hope you brought the lube, so you don't rip, nigga
I'm gonna tear ya, nigga
Lather that bum, nigga
I'm gonna blow hard when I hear that moan, nigga
You white ass, nigga
You bubble butt, nigga
You like my black dick and love the size, nigga
You size queen, nigga
Your pretty dressed, nigga
I'm gonna cum, nigga
You got my cum, nigga
Now I'm tired, nigga
I love you, nigga.
I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies and hypotheses can't define how i be droppin these spaghettis
>>62565620
Bleached asshole damage control
St. Paul Escobar Pablo
Gimmie money Marko Zucko
Rap suicide by tomorrow
I don't need to dance to earn your respect
I've got nothing to offer but slick shit and breath.
Don't worry it's easy I'll top Kanye West
nobody's gonna spit this shit, sling this breeze, I'm not going to digress. I am a king, you best believe please use Tidal™
>>62565913
Give this man a record contract. He's mastered the rap game.
>p4k would unironically rate this a 9.0
And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the Greek: for they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
Blessed are the cheesemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
>>62565738
>>62566116
>>62566138
post more kanye, pls
His suffering is really making my day.
i'm posted
i'm rollin
i'm fuckin
i'm smokin
i'm breaking the law, no jakes patrollin
i'm off patron and i'm with my homies
like damn
did i really have to do it to em?
neurons firing like i didnt need to bring a shooter
hold up, wait stop let me fix it
like bill murray just came to do the dishes
grab a mop for the pussies on these fuckin thots
it'll do a lot but not enough so gimme top
>>62566162
>Kanye of the West
>13:9
Things just ain't the same for gangstas
Times is changing, young niggas is aging
Becoming O.Gs in the game and changing
To make way for these new names and faces
But the strangest things can happen from rapping
When niggas get wrapped up in image and acting
Niggas get capped up and wrapped in plastic
Zipped up in bags: when it happens, that's it
I've seen 'em come, I've watched 'em go
Watched 'em rise, witnessed it and watched 'em blow
Watched 'em all blossom and watched 'em grow
Watched the lawsuits when they lost the dough
Best friends and money: I lost them both
Went visited niggas in the hospital
It's all the same shit all across the globe
I just sit back and watch the show
I moved out of the hood for good, you blame me?
Niggas aim mainly at niggas they can't be
But niggas can't hit niggas they can't see
I'm out of sight, now I'm out of they dang reach
How would you feel if niggas wanted you killed?
You'd probably move to a new house on a new hill
And choose a new spot, if niggas wanted you shot
I ain't a thug, how much 2Pac in you you got?
I ain't no bitch, neither
It's either my life or your life and I ain't leaving, I like breathing
Nigga, we can go round for round
Clip for clip, shit, fo'-pound for pound
Nigga, if you really want to take it there, we can
Just remember that you fucking with a family man
I got a lot more to lose than you, remember that
When you wanna come and fill these shoes
ALIEN SCHOOLS ARE VERY COOL
WHERE SCHOOL IS GAMES AND GAMES ARE SCHOOL
ALIEN SCHOOLS ARE VERY COOL WHERE WE DEVELOP SUPER BRAINS
ve been looking through the mirror,
my fathers prayers felt
I swear i cant tell if its a reflection or a window
Window - inside a sick mind, american paycho
Wish i was like him, never despised him
Atleast and identity was his right to win
Inherent sin, wish i had
Im damn near pathetic
Read it then said it
Over the beat of a cracked up manic episode
This day is gone for me,
Id be born
But for now my faces is gone, mirror or window, ill never know
Practice makes perfect
The adage I took to heart
When I shit, it becomes difficult because of the massive amount of amphetamines so I fart,
Muffled too, befuddle you, you , andddd you.
Why? Because blah blah blah blah,
All I have to do is cackle the rest of the track and the shit will still crackle,
so ha ha ha ha
jk, i like fucking grown men though raw raw raw dog,
and after filling his balloon knot with my creamy hot,
sauce
i yell aahhhhhhhhh AND1!!!!!! like I tour blacktop parks
shut you faggot bustas down with that shit, hahahahaha i am so fucking awesome
I f****** hate n****** who s*** my d*** m************ who kill other n****** and s****
>>62567014
smoke some more meth cocksucker
>>62567084
waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa keep crying baby boi
>>62565620
I'm rappin rappin rap rap rappin
That's just the way that the story goes
These damn bitches ain't nothing but clueless, horny hoes
They'll fill ya life up with drama like it's the Maury show
She'll turn her back on you even though she had sworn she won't
I never felt this sore before, here's what you do to be fair
You get a girl, fuck her while the opportunity is there, cause if you don't
Some other nigga will, best believe this shit is real &
When you find out what she's been doin' you'll fall & get the chills
Love is just a battlefield, some bitches be gettin' killed
Niggas too, it's the truth, better run & get your shit
Hoes will make ya think they at home waitin' for ya, sittin' still
But really, she's out with that guy you don't like and she's gettin' drilled
My heart is forever swollen, why'd I let you ever hold it?
Girl, you was my Bella & I thought I was your Edward Cullen
There's no rules to hop onto your boat, you'll take whatever floats it
Bitch, you turned my heart into a cave no one should ever go in
I can't stand these stupid bitches
Man, I just wanna take my hand
& put it around their fucking neck
& choke the fuck outta them! Ooh!
Fuck 'em all!
DID
hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but your post is awful
try reddit maybe?
pass out on your couch eatin cheetos
got that flow like migos
bitch says i can't find her clitoris
fucking ridiccicsdilodiculous
I'm gonna blast some fags
cuz I got twenty bullets in my cliiip
uh-oh I'm huntin'
lookin' for some faggots
this is fucking awesome
>>62565664
lol
>>62567117
spiggety spit like a niggety nig, and burn these weak geeks like a cigarette, kid
or if we want to use uk slang, i combust fags, and being I am a warlock i fuck crooked nosed having hags, mixing up their brew, since we are talking about all of you its the bitch kind, like miles, less time spent on terrestial ground than a focus of an episode of the x files, but im the the real thing, i got guys dressed in black trenchcoats spying, inadvertantly watching me jack off to cuck porn, while i sing, like if you think im gonna go lone wolf soon than fuck you more than i can possibly express to you, like the opposite of how i feel about the opinions of all of these geek internet dudes. so little power it seems unfair to compare, just to even do so feels like stomping out a strung out hobo sleeping on a bus bench, leaving them with a necklace, as in they get covered after I bust all over them with my hairy shriveled balls emenating that smethy stench, pithy penny pinching poor pussies make me wanna punch them out and leave a clue: i killed his bitchass in the dining room with a candlestick to his china doll chin, call me mcgregor, what i say goes, okay sir? or shall i conclude by saying i have what you don't have and don't even no you might need when it's too late after silicon based bright bipedal beings slice you in half during the invasion, novel like persuasion, at first i come off stuck up, than my mystical shit fucks em up and win em over like my name was darcy, they get left in project sewers by my breadth of knowledge and eloquence as an MC, up in NYC, more specifically, Marcy.
oh yeah, i meant for this image to be attached
>>62565664
Uh huh, yeah
Uh huh, uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh
Dunk House, yeah
Yeah, here we go
Uh huh, mmm
'Bout to lay down another track, y'all
Mmhmm, yeah for you
Mmhmm, yeah
Mmhmm, oh, yeah
Uh huh, here we go
Uh huh
Alright, I'm about to
About to, I'm about to start it for real, uh huh
[Verse 1]
Here we go
Uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh, yeah
AHH, *ahem*
Uh huh, uh huh, yeah
Yeah, here we go
Here we go
Here we go for real
Uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh, yeah
Here we go
Here we go for real
Uh huh, yeah
Jeyeah
Uh huh, yeah, yeah
Here we go, here we go
[Verse 2]
I came into the place
With a smile on my face
Uh huh, yeah
Ha ha, uh huh
Yeah, yeah, uh huh
Mmhmm, yeah
Alright, here we go for real, here we go for real
Yeah, here we go for real
Yeah, Um, uh...
Uh huh, yeah
Here we go for real
Ah ha ha
Yeah, here we go, here we go
Here we go, yeah
Umm...
[Verse 3]
Uh huh, yeah
Here we go
No, no, here we go
Yeah, uh huh, mmm
Mmm, uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh
Here we go
Here we go, here we go
Uh huh, yeah
Um, sometimes I like to eat a lot of potato chips
Yo, its Big Tog Dawg,
in action again!
What do you think
you ain't gonna respect me now?
Hey now you punk
you just got jumped,
now you gonna get punked!
Now I'm gonna punch you
and then you'll regret it,
but I don't care
because I already said it!
You think you so smart,
but really you ain't.
So get out of my way punk
before you get jumped in a lake.!
Throw you a chokeslam
cuz I don't give a damn!
Cuz you're a fool
and you don't even own a swimmin' pool.
And I'm gonna say
what I wanted to say about you
cuz I don't even give a fuck
about YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>62567619
wack as fuck, sad really...
Anon, asked me if I'm scared of dying
the more I think about it I'm kind of excited
Maybe that's because my mind is sick and demented
But death aint shit but a new adventure
-Kanye
Rest in peace to 3pac giving no hoots to these birds
Sit and meditate on actions then spit the truth with my words
fuck the trouts nigga megalodon shark in attack
up to bat now im hittin out the park with the raps
so exclusive cant no regular VIP come get to me
you gotta see whats behind that curtain want come sit with me
gotta know the truth in your heart want come spit with me
only then can we grab riches and live with infamous tendencies
>>62567705
yay for death
>>62567742
hey now, we have lift off! nice one man.
>>62567644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOl6pRa1oHk
>>62565620
cant
not allowed to have fun.
ever.
meter and alliteration arent musical i guess
>>62567568
if it werent for
>I came into the place
>With a smile on my face
and ESPECIALLY
>Um, sometimes I like to eat a lot of potato chips
this woulda been 10x10/10
>>62567789
well done, well done, truth is, Im sexy and good at this, but nice job bitch, nice job. pic related to me being able to fuck women you can only experience by filming her upskirt
>>62565670
Battle rap fan?
>>62565620
i'm fly
you buggin
mosquito
blood cousin
blood brother
stop suckin
bread winner
dutch oven
winter wheat
butter crusted
we eatin
you busted
gluten free
freak scene
dinosaur
j.v. team
letterman
j. mascis
paul shaffer
google glasses
alphabet
you beta
i'm first
you later
you baseless
second place
third place
gas face
>>62568078
dope shit man, i might have to steal that idea of less is more, whether you care or not i really like seeing other people's lines. just having fun.
>>62565620
I wrote this the other night
Shameless in the game
Wet dreams of the fame
Kickin puddles in the rain
You and I aint the same
Between you and me
This rhyme might set you free
So listen this spree
Just fucking kills yourself
No one is with you
No one will love you
I fuckinf hate Jews
You have to set the noose
Make sure it's not too loose
Between the cartel edge of the neck
Make sure To check
The camera is set
I wana see this shit
4chan and my dick out
This bitch won't fucking put out
Internet culture in your brain
Show them tits
Or just get the fuck out
You're just a little slut
I wana stick it in your butt
Now we working
Get them titties shaking
I don't love you hoe
I just want your hole
I fucking eat a little boys (s)hole
Just fucking kill yourself
Bleach under the table
Asians eating cable
This shit is real
By a fucking fable
It's not enough
My dick craves more
This ryhme is begging to bore
I'll think I'll kill myself
Ill take all the whores as I go
Even the fucking slow
They have no place on gods earth
Amen
>>62568168
terrible, you are trolling i get it, but if you actually did write this out before posting on 4chan, I can't even find the words man. just horrible and mistake filled.
I'm a nigga, yeah
Killin people left and right
A nigga, yeah
Killin people left and right
>>62568206
so Sayeth the trip fag who post nonsense all day. and no, not trolling. Who am I trying to fool? I posted myself rapping this and various others like it on youtube the other day. I'm legit in more ways than you know.
>>62568234
murder rape kill, turtle dove feel, right left and in between, trolling is going overboard, even comment sections on the washington post, good god almighty noooooo!!! say it aint so mr bezos! so can you fags stop trying to be funny and get your stupid asses thrown back into hiding in your basement or cramped ass room by yourself and your wee little wee wee playing super smash bros by yourself on your 2003 wii on a piece of shit sd tv?
Pussy money weed
Need a honey and some G's
Ain't it funny how I be cos I smoked a pound of weed
Now give tha crown to me cos I got summtin to prove
I got nuttin to lose when I'm clutchin the ooze
>>62568315
dude, i get what you are making fun of, jesus, just stop. looks like a fake tyler the creator line, or an actual one you copy pasta, bad imitation of lame rap.
I miss the old Kanye,
straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye,
set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye,
the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye,
spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye,
chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye,
it wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye,
I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo,
I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye
That's all it was Kanye,
we still love Kanye
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
>>62568417
Uhh that doesnt scream tyler though. Not at all infact, it mentions nothing dark.
I wrote that, and was more inspired by j cole and logics flow. Howd you find tyler in that??
OK, OK. 2016, anon's room, let's go.
People talking TLOP, Tolkin-movie hype:
"No king ever flops, and Kanye's walking there's knocking him he not the type"
I'm blocking but this shit won't stop - sockin' on him like he never wiped
Shocking, that's not shop - Pitchfork must be joking, gave this album BNM and 9.
>>62568417
two different people, jackass.
>>62568484
His dad is a constant theme in his music. sorry, I reflexively believe everyone is being a troll so I just was rude. It's not terrible, but edit that shit homie, don't just go lazy on the language you're using, to me it makes people look ignorant, or like they don't give a shit or know why it would matter to make it tip top grammatically.
>>62568545
>doesn't even know what he's talking about
Hows that paper for the rolling stones coming along that was due 20 years ago? still enjoying critiquing on what used to be an obscure image board? haha HE DOES IT FOR FREE!!!
>>62568490
don't talk about pitchfork in a verse man, shit's corny, the rest is aight
>>62568545
Ohh, anyway ill keep editing. Working on an album about a depressed alcoholic suffering from faceless male syndrome. His father dies and due to being weeaboo he was his only real friend. Anyhow - his father is important to the puece which is why he is mentioned there. He hoped his son would make friends (prayers felt) but he never did (prayers felt implying guilt)
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
Skippin and dippin
Skippin and dippin
>>62568574
dios mio, that was quite a barb!
it's late as fuck and I'm stuck
on the wrong side of luck
in a life gone amuck
crazy, maybe I had it too good
maybe I was lazy, girl-crazy
smoked so much that it changed me
these days I'm the same guy with a different girl
well, listen, she loves my written words
my simple stories simply recording my day-to-day
assortment of events; I know, it's kind of boring
But fuck it, man, she's convinced
In fact, fuck all of this; it's all off of the head
I should stop it, I would much rather cop top instead.
>>62568602
I might torrent your album than post on a you laugh you lose thread. will become the new banana meme.
>>62568602
keep at it man, sorry to be an asshole, just take it seriously if you want it to be good, recording shit is tough for me because I just feel like a faggot wigger when it becomes more serious and I have to actually put something on that needs to stand up. so maybe that might be tough. also are you sure you haven't been listening to vinnie paz? seems a lot like his shit, but whatever, I just hate shit that's stolen.
>>62565620
Uh yeah muhfugga uh yeah hood ratz uh yeah bix nood bix nood crack yo yo crack uh uh uh yeah uhuh bix nood moop da dee do mop pomo gub bix nood uh yeah nigga!
>>62568625
Dank, ive always wanted to be a meme
yo I live with my mom
they call me a neet
I live in the basement
and I get cold feet
>>62568649
fucking moron.
>>62568643
Nevr heard of vinnie paz, but ill listen to him now. My main inspiration for this album so far was J Cole, Logic, Meme grips, some mos def, anyway i have a whole playlist of things i listened too while writing
Ill keep at it cause as one man once said
"Gud is not something youre born as, its something you git"
I shit on you,
Your family, too
All your relatives?
Covered in poo.
You can't do the shit I do,
Cuz if you tried,
You'd lose your goo.
You don't have the colon to get the job done;
In other words, you ain't got buns, hun.
You're the kind of bitch who can't get none,
And if you ever tried you'd have to run.
I'm the best.
Beats the rest.
Cellular, modular,
Go and fuck your mother more.
She's a stupid whore.
She starred in gay porn.
You heard me right,
Because every night,
She used to jerk her dick in porn.
She used to suck on dicks in porn.
She was gayer than a big gay door
That only opens for whale dorks
She was gayer than a bottle cork
Shaped like a dick in an ass-shaped Port
And scientists from West Philay suggesting that she just abort
You before you were born
The gayness must cause you lots of scorn
From women who don't want you
Cuz your genes mean you don't get up for whores
Only when they peg you lawd.
>>62568687
WOW you're such a fucking faggot, both of you. can any of you two get any gayer? could a any fire cleanse the homosexuality that you guise radiate so deadly as if it was nuclear waste? I mean, my brain is deteriorating and im growing a third leg reading this 14 year old gibberish.
>>62568736
And between all that and your other problems,
It's looking like they never should have burned down sodom
Because you're so fucking neurotic
That it doesn't really matter you're strictly bottom.
Bitch are you afraid of me?
That's ok you aren't shit to me.
You're just a little bitch to me,
Not that there's anything wrong with sodomy.
Don't sit there trying to lecture me,
I see you with your desk all neat,
You've got cold feet,
You can't compete,
And here you're tryna front to me.
Stand up to me,
Don't front with me,
I see right through your foolish things
You better just go and drink
Some Red Bull, cuz;
It gives you wings.
Fly away home from me.
I'm not really your enemy, see,
I'm just here to help you see,
You're ruining your legacy.
Don't you wanna be like me?
Talk down to bitches who can't see,
Their empty life is filled with shit;
They can't fathom the rhymes I spit,
Cuz I've got quick wit,
I write the hits,
The radio paid me a million tits
I milk all day
I fuck all night,
I've even got an overbite,
But the doctor says it will be alright
As long as I just can not eat pussy for one night
Enough time to recooperite,
Aight?
>>62565664
Fisticuffs GOAT
Swerve off the road like toad
Jk lmoa i can't drive
Post-ironically post old text speech in text
Sound better in speech, in retrospect
Cos i can rap in real life
like i get paid to do it
Like how i met your mom's, gets paid to do it
That's right, she gets paid to wrap
Christmas presents at walmart
Raps cause seizures like nardwuar's
Bitch i go hard.
>>62568823
Koala bare
With your anus hair,
Why don't you wear any underwear?
Is it so when you go out out there
Out at night
Under the nightlight
You can get fucked raw in there?
I don't care for Aussie shit,
Koala bears and bunyips,
You just go waltzing Matilda,
While I live in an actual continent
Your country's shit
You suck eucalyps
That's all you eat now,
Isn't it?
Why can't you expant your
Diet, kid?
And maybe try
To eat a bitch?
I got one question man
Tell me who's next
This nigga saltluhtinigga
Whoduhgimehdabest
See I'm the best, mane
I did it
Yeah, yo
See I'ma let you know who the best
By the hour
This like Rosie O'Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower
It ain't nuttin to me, man
I keep it for real
Look at this lihhle man
with 'den on the grill
See... I'm da best
I told you that
This dude like that
He runnin from the cat
Naw I messed up
But I'ma stay on top
They told me man, but you know,
I'm never gonna flop
Look at this dude
He need to stay in the shade
Ain't no wonder why he came out
He already in the gay parade
I told you man
I got you... roasted like eva
You don't know, but my rhymes
they straight up clever
So you step down
off the pedestal
I'm the best, man
You need to go
to the fucking dental
>>62565620
Bottle clanking
Fire burning
Niggas duckin
Free throwing
Turn it up to turn down
Throw it around
Caps in their
Dixks in their throat
Brothers are a sleeping
Moms got the house
Ima bout to burn this mother fucker down
Souls in hell
Fuck them too
Gods my nigga
We get around
But fuck that bitch
Turn his ass around
Fuck him deep tell he up chucks
His hole is brown...for now
When I come around
Dykes of the like get their asses checking high up in air
Know who's the boss around
It's pretty much something I wrote when I saw niggers rioting.
>>62568168
Shameless in the game
Wet dreams of the fame
Kicking puddles in the rain
You and I ain't the same
Between you and me
This rhyme might set you free
So listen to this killing spree
As you take an arrow to the knee
And beg for your life to sweet mercy
Just fucking kill yourself
No one is with you
No one will love you
I fucking hate Jews
They're are the damn news
Preaching, hating
They'll start castrating
Need help, no luck
Get down or get fucked
Hide kids, hide bros
Jew lord with big nose
Lurking, waiting
I'm hesitating
Hanging yourself is the only option
You have to set that noose
Make sure it's not too loose
Make sure to checky check
That rope's around your neck
Let's get that camera set
I wanna see this shit
With 4chan and my dick out
This damn bitch won't put out
Internet culture in your brain
I'm going insane
Show them tits
Or just get the fuck out
You're just a little slut
I wanna stick it in your butt
Now we get working
Get them titties twerking
I don't love you, hoe
I just want your hole
I fucking eat a little boy's asshole
So just fucking kill yourself
You dumb ass jew.
Bleach under the table
Asians eating cable
This shit just got real
By a fucking fable
No, it is not fair
My dick in the air
My dick will crave more
This rhyme is a bore
You're just a damn snore
I'll think I'll off me
Who cares, they'll take me
As I prepare the abandon my human vessel, I decided I won't go alone
I'll take the hoes you cherish and have them as my own
Even the fucking slow as pace of life seems to change the course of life's internal holidays
They have no place on earth to roam the and be free of God's mistakes, jews and gays
Amen to that, my brother
>>62568982
I'm not even going to bother with this rap shit anymore.
Anyone wanna rap battle? Here's my verse:
Anon you're a piece of shit
This aint news, look at you
Stroking on your shrinking dick
At least you saw caitlyn on the news
Newsflash: no bitch nor lezbo will ever want a jew
It's not like fruity mango and animu
makes your parents proud of you
So don't expect an arranged marriage
Or a baby carriage
Just masturbate to kpop and smell like fucking old cabbage
>>62567568
hey dunkey
>>62568649
a meme, a weak geek's wet dream, mixed with a cartoon girl, and that fag will drop more nuts in a hollowed out hole than a squirrel, oh and please, pretty please no that the hole is an inanimate diy object, just the same guy as a kid who use to be a huge fan of animorphs, but I can actually transmute into an actual new being, bringing back that shit that's off the dome like an old track by grand puba, stuffing tubas up the foamed up poop shoots of these dudes who more clueless than ms silverstone, lubicrating his ass with tuna before i rape him with a brass instrument i got from one of you tool's room, because your awkward ass never had a sliver of hope that you could ever step up and actually play something that others wanted to do too. so anyway, why cheap fish? because why waste shit when it comes to you? even ky in my taste would be too much for me to buy and throw away on fools like you, okay? so bye boy! bon voyage! its been fresh like an old prince, but I've been the strung out funky druggie coming out with shit complex yet clearly in a succinct pattern like an adobe made collage while sober fucks keep nodding with an odd nod of the noggin, buggin out sticking my old rotten prom corsage in my chest hair because even in death it's a breath of fresh air compared to the radon and carbon monoxide tainted words i display with flair, verbally blare solar flares that weigh down the atmosphere in here.
making my way down town,
walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.
RICHER THAN WHITE PEOPLE WITH BLACK KIDS
SCARIER THAN BLACK PEOPLE WITH IDEAS
Niggas get dropped in the land where the Jews roam
We as brothers must unite under a common flag of unity
David's star will be the tone as the stitches get sewn
So let's march onwards to a land of unknown prosperity
Fuck Jews
I fucking hate kike, who's riding on his bike
Telling me stories that are getting boring
Pull a glock in his face, no race, fast pace, gun goes blam pow in a haste
Marching down, with my nigs
A little Jew looks innocent
But we know they ain't innocent
In a sec, they gonna know what I meant
Bam click click, the Jews get dicked
Click clock bang, a nigger got hanged
Continue walking
Continue walking
Betta stop talking when a Jew gets on ya
Nigga keeps talking, his face is gonna bore ya
Tell this fucker his voice is making you snore-a
When he ain't looking, bash him with a menorah
Fuck Jews
That's a taste
you a bunch of twink boys with wigs on, so i wink, let you know why, because i think i can smell your cunt like multiple migs. and as a bonus throw my semen, with sperm ready to sicken eggs that grow into kids like damien, demon type fetus growin inside of you, then thrown out of your flamin ass faster than planning trepanning on sites of alabaster, bankin on this unusual happening you bastard, because hexing you dudes while flexing like a common paint thinner chugging bro as a larf is the style i truly am happy to use to fuck with caitlyn jenner type dudes like you who barf in the club bathroom, like: "this isn't a drug, because this is a bar, which is why it's cool, and the reason over priced, poisonous piss water is inside of me, because the discoteque is where i go to act a fool and strike out more than mendoza use to do...oh that's why i'm a fucking tool"
wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy
aw yeh
it's ya boi
wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy
woo!
yeh man we out here, we live and for real
all right
i'm on that drug shit, wiggidy
you know what it is
peace out
bix nood zip zop muhfuggah
can't tell if they are aiming at me, or can't properly align infrared during a fright night i exhume from the dirt like the corpes i dig up and make love to, but i aint a jew, you were wrong, so all that shit was for naught, sorry, but you lame and store bough, but at the same time, the surname can mislead fools, but lets you know you're my prey tonight, pray for day cuz dark is my domain, bombing their fuckin brains like a white hussein, or a paler ayatollah khomein. im the captain of the flying dutchmen with my crew of ghost sailors, throw, aim chum near the great whites to tailor their brain to kill quicker, and a meal is near, so when you walk the damn plank you instantaneously get bit in half like the south african version of these fish that they show in planet earth ya bitch ass low rank dudes.
>>62565913
So funnay XDDDD
>le (c)rap music right
>>62565935
Took you a while to warm up, but those last seven lines are FIRE. Well spat, Anon.
>>62567568
mastapiece
I love you annie clark
So i wrote this rap
It's dark outside
And i need a nap
But i can't sleep
Because I think of you
So I hug my pillow and pretend its you, its true
And it makes me sad
Because i use you
As my waifu
And if I stop, I'll think of real girls
And realise I'm alone in this mad mad world
I know this poem's autistic
But it's my last goodbye, so i hope you don't miss it
Can't afford a hooker
May as well die
Knot the rope
Annie, goodbye
>>62569651
Anon, you don't even know me, you are a weirdo.
Anyways I'm going to fuck Cara.
I dont trust no bitch, I dont trust no negro
I been ballin wit em bricks desde chamaquito
I be making your mob run within without my people
I be eating that french bitch you know I call her bistro
All dem niggas be dissin on me
Cuz I be the skelly hustla, true auschwitz OG
Cuz they want their sizzurp to taste like my pee
Cuz I am already dead but their lifes aint shit
>>62569651
speaking of not having any annies, you get fucked repeatedly in your fannie, no pussy for ugly, mundane fucks who have nowhere to be at 8am but this site, at least i have my looks, which women can always see, one reason they can't stand me along with my unusual ability to fan flames that rise up in them because they trigger reactions in guys like it hit a fucking wick, bitch sit up and focus while i slouch and show this talent while i hiccup and spit up a fury of words like my whole aim is to bury you nerds with stir fried lines on a forum for human turds even uglier than what happened to amanda bynes. a man in name, but by nature and behavior resembles a poor, no talent having, never had shit to look forward to mentally challenged dope, who wouldn't know hustle or flow even if terrence howard donned a wig tapped you on the shoulder saying its hard out here for a pimp while you stare wide eyed like a doe, quickly in your catatonia, ill kidnap and own you, now be my slave you wack bitch and ill rename you the gimp, and whip your ass so hard the pain'll leave you wimpering from this crass treatment sexually harassing you hard to leave you scarred and limping, that's if i ever untied your ass from the ceiling you neet tiny tim being taken to task so mean it's like overkill, you'll look like a victim of jack the ripper when it's all over, at the morgue, your family can't even ID you, so no toe tag, because you're now seemingly more like a bag of blood and flesh with no defining traits, than a mammal with a brain, and to wrap it up nice, the rap takes into account that you're all whores in this game, which is who jack chose as his victims. I'm a grizzly and I'll call you sim-sim, no heart tin man talking cliche as all get out matherfacker with no ear for art, nor the ability to degrade the g spot of a grade A piece of ass because with no rhythm and being as cute as my ass cheek also equals mad weak dick my untouched in years, lasting meer minutes man.
Check :https://youtu.be/andy1OOwb2g
>>62565620
I see two overhyped niggas
I wanna pull the trigga
Wake up in a world where Kweli made it bigga
>>62570319
amen
At the mall there was a seance
Just kids, no parents
Then the sky filled with heroines
(I saw the devil) In a Chrysler LeBaron
And the hell, it wouldn't spare us
(And the fires did declare us)
(But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress)
(And moved her back in Paris)
>Joe Camel and Dr. I Sucked Suge's Dick couldn't come up with this
>Kanye is a better rapper compared to Jay-Z
>Kanye is a better producer compared to Dre
>mfw they both are known as the greats of hip hop and overshadow those who were way better than them when they were coming up
Turn my headphones up...
>>62570319
for real talib kweli, mos def, blackthought, these same 5 percent type dudes who did their own thing are dope as shit, should be put on over who you said, Dres lines are usually ghostwritten by Eminem, and Jay-Z stopped giving a fuck after Blueprint 2.0
Rhymes like dimes
Wanted to go get icecream
But my grandma didn't have the time to take me
Rhymes like dimes
I'm half naked eating Doritos
I don't have a job and haven't in years
I'll just ask my grandma to pick me up some more beers
Poisonous paragraphs, smash ya phonograph
In half, it be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath
First class leavin mics with a cast
Causin ruckus like the aftermath when guns blast
Run fast, here comes the verbal assaulta
Rhymes runnin wild like a child in a walker
I scored from the inner slums abroad
And my thoughts are razor sharp I sliced the mic from the cord
First they criticize, but now they have become
Mentally paralyzed with hits that I devise
Now I testify, the rest is i, rebel ins
Ya highness, blessed to electrify
With voltage of an eel, truth that I reveal'll
Crush the amateurs who screamed to keep it real
Caesar black down hoodied up and fatigues
Part time minor leagues receive third degrees
Attack like a wolf pack, once I pull back
Then guard you, and bust through like a fullback
If I fuck this model
by the way, i'm the shit, pic related. nothing personal, i'm just proud that i gambled on getting good at this and showing it off after 3 days with no sleep and still being moderately on point. a bit over the top, but practice makes perfect. but the world wants cliche garbage like malone cracker whatever the fuck his name is, and that faggot i want to hang off a bridge slim jesus. cream should rise to the top...as we have just said before, in rap it isn't really the case. if retards can be manipulated into thinking you're cool you can make an undeserved killing.... too bad :)
this fuckin pic
Years ago they tried to.....
Years ago they tried to put me in the.....................
>>62565709
CAN'T WAKE UP
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
>>62565620
if you are feeling sick
come here and suck my dick
Ride till i die nigga nigga nigga
get high nigga nigga nigga
we gon die nigga nigga nigga
so just ride nigga nigga nigga
Any feed back would be great , thanks.
They promised me that I'd be free
In the land of milk and honey
The only thing I'm sippin on is lean bought with drug money
Cadillacs and coops, toyotas and benzes
I am my only family, jealousy left me friendless endless paper being made
As I cool up under the shade
Sticky green and promethazine being served by a maid
Playa made yall can't fade this, dirty side
I'm the G to the O to the A to the T and im pimpin until i die
Represent to the fullo, you know, I don't give a damn
With more ice on my body than frosty man creepin through candy land
I went from rags to riches, man fuck these bitches, see im in it to win it, to the goddamn finish
Feeling trapped in a cell already in hell
Prayin that I excel indulge ya goddamn selves
Knowin damn well I might diminsh cause niggas hate to see me rise
Keep my business my business cause niggas hit me by suprise
Everyday all day with parlay and sip
Pints of lean like 2 liters and a fat ass dip
To clean on the scene G'd up and down
Robbin foes and pimpin hoes on the streets of h-town
Man...
>>62565620
Fuck you nigger
YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN
>>62565620
I had a big raims
as a big taims
WHAM BAM BAM EAT THE SPAM WITH EGGS AND HAM
TAKE THE MA'AMS JAM AND GLAM PAM DAMN RAM
HIS FIRST WURST BURST FROM THE DURST SKIRT IN THIRST HURT
TAKE A SIP OF THE LIQUOR TAKE A PUFF AND GET HIGH
LIQUOR SWIFFER QUICKER PICKER HUFFIN PUFFIN FLY
tendies tendies give me those tendies
i want those tendies inside the oven and ready
check it if you dont eat these tendies that i do
then you a fake nigga who dont put the dies in ten dyes.
micky d's micky donts. if you get yo tendies at this plebian place then u a person i giggity dont get with
i'm fit how turkeys wanna fly
i'm fly like sloths in their habitat of self loathing sleepiness
thats not the point though my point is if you a tendie then you a bendi in my book
I dont wanna be clouddead, I'd rather be enshrouded
I'm confounded, call me hans sprungfeld
I almost bought a vaporwave shirt with jerry seinfeld
Girls saying they like friends better get me repelled
Don't say the f word bitch
Don't even think about it
The s word aint shit it's sword
Which is what I'll cut you with if I end up whored
>>62565935
Like it but you bit the first line from Loop. I like T&Y too. baka.
give me that pussy gurl
give me that pussy girl
yea yea uh uh
i want that pussy hole like i want chicken
speaking of chicken id like a order number 5 with a side of fries
just kidding im not a NIGGER because if i was a nigger then id be a nigger my nigger do u understand my nigger?
yeah i'm not straight, i'm not just messin
i wear cowboy boots and call that some ranch dressin
getting fucked in the ass when i'm done with this session
yeah i'm fucking gay so please no microagressions
>>62565709
Fucking cunt.
he has no style
he has no grace
this kong
has a funny face
no more parties in la,
please baby no more parties in la
hey baby you forgot your paypal, password
how you gon' afford that dress for the may ball?
as for, the pretty sum of pennies you owe me
we could settle that right here if you get down on your knees and blow me, and even though my dick is white as fuck you still ain't nomy, or O.T.
I'm sighing as you say you got something to show me
tryna see myself but I gotta dig through the white to find the mirror below it
and that's exactly what I'm tired of,
white powdered titties so big it looks like satire, dawg
yo nigga
Fuck yo Shit
BALLS
coming at you
Suck my Dick though
WHERE MONEY
moonman moonman can't you see
Anon anin aninn aninn anon
Come and turn my anon on
