>9.0
9.0
9.0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS CAREER IS OVER
BTFO
F.L.O.P.
OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN YEEZUS
>>62563231
BUT THE FUCKING ALBUM AIN'T FINISHED
Overrated still. Wait for Anthony's review.
After this they can finally start panning his stuff too. Shit's a good day
Fucking hell it's real.
>>62563231
>Jayson Greene
9.0 best new brick
Sounds about right, still probably one of my favorite Yeezy albums already though, idgaf
P
JAYSON GREENE ETHER'D HIMSELF
BOWIE BTFO!!!!
>>62563290
Who the fuck gives a shit about Fantano?
all this after the cosby tweet????
dropped
r
o
p
p
e
d
Easily should have been a fucking 7.9.
This is his Centipede Hz. This is his King of Limbs.
>>62563310
>Sounds about right
compared to anderson paak 8.5? no way
>>62563319
lol trying to repress all mentions of the word "brick"
TLOP, more like FLOP
>>62563319
LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>62563231
pitchfork deserves a lot more shit than they get
>>62563346
>This is his Centipede Hz. This is his King of Limbs.
so..his best?
>>62563347
Take about 2.0 at least off of a trendy artist's score. Paak's album is way better than FLOP though
>>62563334
Real music fans who like unbiased, experienced expression, and not casuals who read shill journalists.
>>62563231
>I... I hope you don't kill yourself Kanye...
>Look, we gave you another good review.
>to pimp a butterfly scored better
lol
>>62563290
>fantano gives it anything above a 5
how is this a bad score god I fucking hate you faggots
this only makes it better
All this does is make the 9.5 Yeezus score look even fucking more absurd than it currently is
>>62563403
compared to his other albums.
>>62563290
better wait for him to form our opinion just like he did with Yeezus
I personally disliked their Balckstar review and it should have been a 10 instead of an 8.5
>>62563346
I'm sorry, but TLOP is not Kanye's best.
>>62563389
get off /mu/ and review the goddamn album anthony
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
What the fuck? Kanye has to be paying them or something. MBDTF and even Yeezus had arguments on why they deserved the critical acclaim but this album does nothing to deserve a 9. This album didn't break any barriers and the music really wasn't that good
How can anyone say Anderson Paak's album was good? It was generic love music only a homosexual man would listen to
yeezus=LR>TLOP
I am now more than completely done with that site.
In fact my level of doneness has reached a negative value.
This review is not only terribly written, but clearly drawn up from a template. Kanye LITERALLY said the album's namesake was Paul the Apostle, not fucking Picasso.
>>62563231
Can they please pull his dick out of their mouths.
>>62563389
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
I bet you're one of those faggots on youtube with an illmatic or madvillainy profile pic who posts anthony fantano puns on all his videos you fuck
>the city of /mu/
>>62563403
It was supposed to be the best album of all time but it's not that great. Lyrics are trash. Opening track is a James Blake ripoff
>>62563494
For the record, I think the album is great and deserves praise, but this review is garbage nonetheless.
>>62563231
so wrong
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
>>62563427
It's rated higher than College Dropout, 808s, Graduation, and obviously WTT. Only reason people are acting like 9.0 is bad is because Yeezus got a 9.5 which was surprisingly high for most people and honestly was higher than it deserved.
C U C K F O R K
U
C
K
F
O
R
K
IT'S NOT FAIR
HE SHOULDN'T GET A 9.0 AFTER DISSING MY WAIFU TAYTAY
WHAT THE FUCK?
HOW DID HE DO IT AGAIN?
>>62563536
If CD got reissued, they would no doubt give it 10.0 BEST NEW REISSUE
>>62563559
He would've gotten a 9.7 if it weren't for bill cosby innocent
>>62563559
>HE SHOULDN'T GET A 9.0 AFTER DISSING MY WAIFU TAYTAY
They're working together m8. It's not a diss, it's a joint venture.
Have a taytay and calm down
>>62563559
>I'm just gonna build up this strawman so I can try to justify my shit taste in music
ONLY 9.0
CONFIRMED FOR SHIT ALBUM
>>62563554
fuck off
>>62563559
He pays them by cucking them.
P4K wants to end the white race.
>>62563591
someone link a porn vid with the closest tay tay lookalike you can find
>>62563389
Hopefully bait
YOU DON'T "OWN" KANYE YOU FUCKING RACIST SHITLORD JAYSON GREENE FUCK OFF YOU PRIVILEGED WHITE FUCK
>>62563290
>Fantano
>2016
Lmao only Scaruffi and RYM are worth using now
>>62563258
>>62563256
>>62563269
You guys are retarded for thinking people will buy this bait haha.
PAN OF A LIFETIME
HOLY FUCK
HOW WILL KANYE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS EPIC STUMPING
>>62563614
No, just enjoy taytays
>p4k
>>62563630
>Scaruffi
>>62563430
It'd have gotten a 9.5-10 if he died before that review.
>>62563630
Scaruffi hasn't even released the ratings for 2015 albums. He's ded
>>62563632
You just took it :^)
>publishing a review less than 24 hours after an album dropped
lmao you fuckers only care for pitchfork when it's convenient for you
>pitchfork rates it highly
"wow what a shit white guilt website fucking cuck shit"
>pitchfork rates it lower than is expected
"PANNED xD"
don't get me wrong it's sttill a horrible white guilt pandering bullshit website
>>62563342
thx
>College Dropout 8.2
>Yeezus 9.5
>TLOP 9.0
Can we stop taking Pitchfork seriously please.
JAYSON GOING FULL MICROAGGRESSION ON KANYE AT TWITTER
FUCK THIS RACIST FUCKBOY
>IF I JUST FUCK THIS MODEL, AND SHE JUST BLEACH HER ASSHOLE, AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT, IMMA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE
>I WISH MY DICK WOULD HAVE, GOPRO, SO I COULD PLAY THAT SHIT BACK, IN SLOW-MO.
>9.0 BNM
I expected nothing less, the overall album had some good songs but this just proves that everything Kanye does is overhyped.
>>62563439
Kek I think you missed what this anon was implying.
Or, gr8 1 m8 u got me gud
>>62563679
the brick is his trigger, and pablo is the brick
>>62563660
True desu, I don't even know why I said that, he's pretty much an idol for all the faux-patricians here.
THIS ALBUM CAME OUT LESS THAN A DAY AGO AND THEY ALREADY REVIEWED IT
??
>>62563680
>I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD ON THE SINK
>AFTER THAT GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK
>9.5
>I SENT THAT BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DICK
>10
>>62563678
Agreed. CD and 808's are the only albums of his they didn't overrate.
>>62563678
CD wasn't released when Pitchfork was sucking Kanye off.
>>62563680
he has retarded lines on every album
fucking MBDTF got a 10 and has "choke a south park writer with a fishstick" and "i sent this bitch a picture of my diiiiick" and "i was the abomination of obama's nation"
>>62563734
The first was dogshit yes
The MBDTF line you're taking out of context because it's much more endearing when you realize Runaway is admitting how bad he's fucked up and how shitty he is at relationships
>>62563734
God, I hate Bound 2. That line from Runaway was corny as fuck but the follow-up line at least contextualized it to the point of acceptability.
...Seriously, fuck Bound 2.
honestly score is w/e and album is not a 9...but the review was actually pretty good. they need to put that effort in for everything imo
This only proves that Kanye is the hero we need.
He no longer panders to the liberal white guilt music journalism agenda and has been freed from the grasps of the evil pitchfork. Gone are the days when the detractors can say with a bold face that Kanye fans are also pitchfork drones.... it feels satisfying.
Kendrick Lamar is the new posterboy for Pitchfork and the inherent hatred /mu/ has for Kanye should rightfully switch to Lamar
FIGHT THE INJUSTICE
H A I L Y E E Z U S
>>62563377
amen to that
>>62563680
>muh cherrypicking
I bet you praise TPAB even though it has cringe as shit line like "THIS DICK AIN'T FREE"
This retard gets the name of a fucking song wrong. Its The Old Kanye not I Love Kanye
>>62563630
>Scrauffi
you know that's a meme right?
>>62563660
>>62563665
>>62563869
Scaruffi legitimately has great taste you retarded plebs
Senpai, is it good?
>>62563810
>You tired of me doing all this electro-noise rap yet?
>How about I throw a soul sample on the last track to give you respite
>And pen these wack-ass dogshit verses on top of it
>>62563781
>"i was the abomination of obama's nation"
but that's a great line...
What would you guys rate in on scale 1-10?
>>62563890
Yeah but he is objectively shitty at hiding his contrarian bias.
>>62563911
9.5/10 rap album
which is like a 7.5 in the big picture
>>62563902
Nah, it's bad. Nothing wrong with "I sent this bitch a picture of my diiiick" in context, though.
>>62563911
From what I've heard? Like a 4.
>>62563911
It's a 7/10 at best in my opinion.
It has a strong start. Up until Wolves, I really liked it but past that, it just went off the rails.
>>62563911
8.7
>>62563911
8.5 personally
7.5 objectively
>>62563940
it's good
>>62563319
epic, simply epic
>>62563901
The soul sample was shittily handled too. The looping on sounded terribad and aside from UH HUH HONEY sounded like he chose the most grating samples he could find. Coincidentally, the synth section in the middle is the only good part. Funny since it juxtaposes On Sight's sound and the soul sample on that track was GOAT.
>>62563668
the album was streamed two days ahead of time minus waves
>>62563890
>Pole Jocking this hard
How about you hop off his nuts and form your own opinions ''pleb''
>>62563911
a fucking 7 man fuck you jayson
>>62563911
8.0
>>62563911
7/10, about as good as Graduation. Only a couple real clunkers on the album proper but most of the "bonus" stuff can fuck off. Still think Waves should've swapped with Fade in that respect.
>>62563494
did you even read the review?
>>62563911
7.5
>>62563998
I don't form my opinions off of scaruffi you dumb nigger
Scaruffi rightfully rates almost all rap albums below 8/10
>>62563638
anjelica
>>62563810
are you serious? it's hilarious, definitely a highlight, and I love yeezus
Don't forget; you're stuck on this ride forever.
>>62563231
Any can anyone take pitchfork seriously after this?
this is 'the room' of albums.
So can someone clarify if the last 5 tracks on the TIDAL version (everything after Wolves) are bonus tracks? because the press release said there were bonus tracks streaming too
>>62564080
I'm dead serious, I found it obnoxious, an affront to his well-established soul sample style, and I generally dislike Yeezus.
>>62563975
Alright you're right it's good
>>62563423
Agreed. Yeezus should have gotten something around an 8
>>62564119
Kanye straight up says on the ad-lib part of 30 Hours that it's the bonus song part of the album.
As someone who loved Kanye's albums and followed his career up to MBDTF, this is baffling. TLOP is disjointed and filled with throwaway tracks. There were 3 or 4 great songs and the rest is awful. I was expecting Pitchfork to give it an inflated 7.X, or at the most a low 8.2 BNM, not a fucking 9. They only give out a handful of 9+'s a year, they're really fine with this being one of their highest rated albums of 2016? C'mon.
>>62563522
James Blake never released anything after his s/t.
>>62563338
It would've been a 10 had it not been for the bill cosby tweet
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I DONT EVEN HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE ALBUM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS REVIEW IS A JOKE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT THE ALBUM IS ABOUT? HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>62564174
I was expecting that too, though I ended up feeling a 7 myself on this one.
>>62563846
Hopsin got the worst case of cherry picking
>DID
>>62564172
mainly asking because the pitchfork review might be the only one i've read that just straight up doesn't even get the tracklisting of the album being reviewed right
>>62563911
objectively 7
personally 8.75
>>62564184
Universe confirmed for a trick of the light.
>>62564184
pitchfork and kanye stans are all that embarassingly simple minded. they think that just because he compares himself to someone of st paul's stature that it's automatically art. it could sound like absolute shit just as long as kanye references art or geniality in some way they'll attach a higher meaning to it
they dont see that it's just some narcissist with shit taste in art and fashion who can make alright beats. they don't see that his wife is an attention media whore who fucked her way to fame. they see "mary and joseph surrounded by the void"
lol im just kidding of course they see kanye and kim as talentless dolls but they want to give the illusion that they are messiahs who make high art to appease their fan base and keep them coming back to their website. maybe even make the musician happy enough to perform at one of their festivals. it worked for MBDTF, so why not
>>62563721
amazing how fast you change opinions when put in the corner
>>62563958
Aren't all those gonna be bonus track though? The tracks after Wolves, I mean
>>62564184
jesus christ this critic is delusional
>>62563911
6.5 at the most for me. Pretty good album.
Only reason is scored so low is because of his contraversial statements leading up to the release. Oh well, a 9.0 is still decent and allows us to laugh at and ridicule the naysayers. I hated the hours prior to the P4k review when people were kinda taking them seriously.
>>62564287
pitchfork wouldn't have dared given this album even an average score.
They're piss scared, and even the review itself doesn't justify a score that high. They're just placating the fans and giving people what they want and what the advertisers want to keep their traffic going.
It's total hack journalism.
>>62564393
has been for the past 10 years but yeah pretty much
>impatience with formal schooling
I AINT WANNA READ NO WHITE BOY BOOKS
>insatiable and complicated sexual appetites
WHERE THE FAT ASS WHITE BITCHES AT
>a vampiric fascination with beautiful women as muses
YO THAT BITCH GOTTA FAT ASS IM FINNA MARY HER
Holy shit, this nu-male garbage site makes a living in embellishing trashy black people
>>62563911
7/10. It'd be an 8 if he actually cuts the shit after Wolves.
I have to go to bed.
This is just too much Kanye for one day.
I feel like i'm developing a mild form of autism.
it's a <=6 to anyone who isnt a pleb
>>62564417
If the uneducated artist is black, it means that their music is actually genre-defining.
>>62564184
Which is worse :music journalism or video game journalism
Im not sure
>>62563911
9/10
i unironically love that people care more about fantano's score for this than they do p4k's
p4k are the rolling stone of today
can someone link the album
>>62564487
nothing wrong with music or video game journalism. it's just the journalism that has an agenda that's the problem.
that's why i kind of like the melon. he wasnt afraid to give MBDTF a 6 (how he actually felt about the album) when everyone and their mother was calling it the classic of the century
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN DID IT. THEY DID IT.
>>62564501
because at least Fantano isn't bullshitting anyone and he honestly thinks what he rates things.
>p4k are the rolling stone of today
couldn't be anymore true.
>>62564501
once they decided that all music made by black people is inherently good, they lost all credibility
not that i'm racist, but it's so obvious that they do that now, they don't even try to hide it
>>62563958
Everything after wolves is a bonus track
>>62563911
7.8/10. On par with Graduation.
>>62564528
Is that Viper the rapper?
Ultralight Beam: 8/10
Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1: 6/10
Pt. 2: 7/10
Famous: 7/10
Feedback: 8/10
Low Lights: 3/10
Highlights: 7/10
Freestyle 4: 6/10
I Love Kanye: 8/10
Waves: 5/10
FML: 8/10
Real Friends: 9/10
Wolves: 4/10
Silver Surfer Intermission: 0/10
30 Hours: 7/10, would be 8 but that fucking ad-lib
No More Parties In LA: 8/10
Facts: 3/10
Fade: 6/10
Average score - 6.1
>Post 'em
>>62563231
Yep, P4k is well and truly cucked.
>>62564537
im a nigger and i agree with you. they have no idea how racist they're coming off. they're like that kid in class that always tried to be extra nice to minorities to prove he wasnt racist
>>62564539
>on par with graduation
I'm still listening to it, but that's seems like a pretty bold claim.
>>62563231
Panned
>>62563231
If anyone actually read the review, Brick Greene actually shat on Kanye for 3/4 of the review.
Then a 9.0. lol, p4k still sucking kanye dick for those page views.
>>62564581
yeah its way better than graduation
>instagram is the best way to promote some pussy
pusys
ypuisy
>>62564579
Is dat you Uncle Ruckus?
/mu/, real talk right here.
I think Ultralight Beam started at my favorite song in TLOP, but it's quickly becoming my favorite Kanye song...who knows if it will become my favorite song of all time....
>>62564184
Literally write the dumbest lyrics imaginable and cucks will desperately try to convince themselves and others it's about something "really deep"
Fucking pathetic.
>>62563636
>Pan of the lifetime
that's centipede 7.4 desu
>>62563630
>Scaruffi
How's being a faux-intellectual in 2016?
>Rym
>Unironically using the IMDB of music
Eh...
>>62563231
It kinda surprises me it got more than Blackstar desu
Anyway, waiting for fantano to give this a good rating so I can finally witness this board implode
>>62564568
the overall album is a 5.0 - 6.0
Any higher and its just kissing ass.
>>62564633
song of the life, man
I was worried about this. His career is over :(
>>62564184
DUDE KEEP IT 300 LIKE THE ROMANS WAS COOL CALM AND COLLECTED LMAOOOOO XDDD
These people are mentally ill
>>62563504
>this amount of heat
Shawn Michaels was so based before he went full christian
>>62564568
>rating skits
>>62564610
Not sure if your joking or not, but Graduation will always be one of my favorite Kanye album, with College Dropout being the only competition.
I lie all his stuff, but Graduation has a special place to me.
>>62564568
>Ultralight Beam: 8/10
>Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1: 7/10
>Pt. 2: 9/10
>Famous: 8/10
>Feedback: 8/10
>Low Lights: 8/10
>Highlights: 8/10
>Freestyle 4: 6/10
>I Love Kanye: 8/10
>Waves: 6/10
>FML: 7/10
>Real Friends: 9/10
>Wolves: 7/10
>Silver Surfer Intermission: Na/10
>30 Hours: 7/10
>No More Parties In LA: 8/10
>Facts: 3/10
>Fade: 10/10
WAIT Did yeezus really get a fucking 9.5???
>>62564687
He put it on the album, it's subject to criticism.
>>62564663
all down hill from here.
wow pitchfork one of the biggest kanye dickriders of the world, and an otherwise shitty music publication which values aesthetic over quality, gives a high score to a mediocre kanye album
im shocked bros
>>62564648
you forgot "in my opinion, senpai", my lad
I would like to point out this is a higher score Painting With and Bottomless Pit will receive
>>62563231
its really a 4.0 plus the mandatory +5.0 white guilt rating
>>62564706
>1.17 MB png
>le coughing man
Too obvious
>>62564706
Yes. It still baffles me to this day.
>>62564706
yeah, ain't that some shit?
>>62564568
the overall album is a 5.0 - 6.0
Any higher and its just kissing ass, imo, senpai.
>>62563494
Read the review you fat fuck
>>62564719
idk about painting they've got good relations with anco. they've hated dg since GP because of this tweet and zach hill refusing to do any further interviews. they gave JD to some literally who writer who got death threats for mispelling andy's last name among other things. the 8.1 no BNM was to avoid looking bad but there's no way DG are ever getting another BNM which is a good thing imo because getting BNM is like being told you made an incredibly bland and boring album that will appeal to the masses
>>62563346
>impliying that either of those are bad
Try listening to Danse Manatee
Try listening to Pablo Honey
>>62564706
yeah it shouldve been higher
>>62563554
>>>/reddit/
>>62563591
>no ass
What a shame
>>62564568
If you didn't rate skits that would be 6.7
>>62563231
At least it's not a 10
>>62563911
A light 8.54/10.1
>>62563911
6/10. pretty good for post graduation kanye
>>62563231
P A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>>62564707
>RATING SKITS
Lol, Jayson Greene
>>62563630
You're right about
>>Fantano
>>2016
but not anything else
Fantano is pretty worthless nowadays
He's not saying anything new. And at this point, I'm sick of hearing the same thing over and over again.
>>62563591
they aren't working together man she was offended by his statement on this track.
stopped caring about p4k a while ago, but this is just clickbait
best review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEK2U6_B6mo
>>62564740
Will a pepe satisfy your needs?
>>62564840
>The Nu-Male starter pack
Looks like the majority of the US /mu/ posters, lmao.
>>62564804
Huh, that actually makes me feel a little better. I ran the calculations for Graduation on my own and averaged a 6.4 for it. I was pretty sure I did like TLOP a little bit more but Graduation doesn't have any shit filler bringing it down needlessly. Song for song, I think I do like TLOP more than Graduation.
>>62564838
He put it on the album, it's subject to criticism.
>>62563838
Underrated
Pablo is great
>>62564840
>"I want /pol/ to leave"
best starter pack pic I ever saw
is jayson greene the cuck who's daughter got killed by a brick lmfao
>>62564840
>/v/ image
>"i want /pol/ to leave"
Someone's triggered
>>62563810
>not liking the best track on Yeezus
fuck offfff
>>62564865
What. A. Stan.
>>62564893
But I like New Slaves.
>>62563838
what the fuck are you talking about they gave it a 9.0
I feel like it's going to be a 7.7, maybe an 8.2
>>62564865
>Black guy
>Reviewing Kanye
>26 Minutes
>"Reaction"
>Less than 1k views
You almost got me, senpai
>>62564797
minimalism
>>62564877
>hurr durr he put it on the album, it's subject to criticism
It's not music, would you rate the frame on paint? pretty sure you wouldn't. I bet you dislikes the skit at the end of blame game, you cuck.
>>62564568
ULB: 10
Father pt 1: 6
Pt2: 8
Famous: 10
Feedback: 8
Highlights: 4
Freestyle 4: 6
I Love Kanye: 8
Waves: 8
FML: 9
Rel Friends: 10
Wolves: 7
30 Hours: 5
NMPILA: 8
Facts: 5
Fade: 9
>Average: 7.6
>kanye hasnt even finished the album yet and they already have a review for it out in 24 hours of its release
>>62564055
lol calling someone a dumb nigger in an argument.
How about you get over yourself and form your own arguments. You're a big boy anon i believe in you.
>>62563838
>Kendrick Lamar is the new posterboy for Pitchfork and the inherent hatred /mu/ has for Kanye should rightfully switch to Lamar
It sounds like you weren't around when TPAB dropped.
>>62564797
This desu senpai.
>implying that whore is in any way attractive
>>62563838
mu hates kendrick way more than they hate kanye you dumb newfaggot
>>62564178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overgrown
Incorrect.
thats still being way too generous
the last half is shite
>>62564978
Most of the hate for that album came from memeing crossboarders
>>62564948
The skit on Blame Game's good. Probably the least enduring part on repeat listens and it does bring the track down for me in relation to the others but I still like that skit in and of itself. It's pretty funny. Hell, I Love Kanye got an 8 from me because it's funny and it doesn't overstay its welcome. I can dig it. I don't think I'd shit on LR's Broke Phi Broke skits either while we're at it.
>>62564840
>waaaaah sports and twitter are for normies can't they leave our board culture alone
Is there anything more autistic than this
Look we get it you're an edgy athiest who likes rock and hates the NBA go be a virgin somewhere else
>>62564633
it's a great song senpai
>>62563319
this is so fucking weird
>>62565049
kill yourself my man
>>62563680
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THOSE LYRICS ARE PROFOUND
>>62564633
I can't help but feel I like the second half of Ultralight Beams.
I feel like I enjoy Father Stretch My Hands more honestly.
Dude imagine how good Ye's albums would be if he could actually spit
post cudi lyrics
>mmhmmmmMMMMhmm...mmmmHMMMM HMMMMHmmmHMMM
Ultralight Beam: 10/10
Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1: 9.5/10
Pt. 2: 6.5/10
Famous: 7/10
Feedback: 9/10
Low Lights: 6/10
Highlights: 9/10
Freestyle 4: 6/10
I Love Kanye: interlude fuck off
Waves: 10/10
FML: 9/10
Real Friends: 10/10
Wolves: 9/10
Silver Surfer Intermission: interlude fuck off
30 Hours: 7/10
No More Parties In LA: 8.5/10
Facts: 6/10
Fade: 9/10
>>62563638
she's flat as a board. overrated typical white college sorority girl
>>62565116
> ULB, Pt.1, Feedback, Waves, Real Friends, Fade and Wolves all 1-1.5 points too high
> 30 Hours is 8.5/10
>No More Parties is 9.5
Perfect
>>62564487
>>62564527
>music journalism
A joke about music
>video game journalism
A joke about a joke, videogames will never be a higher form of art.
>>62565116
>facts 6/10
no
>>62563679
>kanyes clothes always look like tgey were made by a very eager person with no hands.
what the fuck dos that even mean ?
>>62565045
>Silver Surfer Intermission
>0:58
>0/10
O K
>>62565182
There was a lot of work and effort, but the result looked like the product of a physically disabled person.
>>62565192
It wasn't entertaining whatsoever. I Love Kanye is.
>>62565144
She's the kind of thin boyish girl-woman I was attracted to when I was a teenager.
Before my balls dropped and I discovered the wonders of ass.
>>62565113
Like back in Late Registration/College Dropout?
>>62564938
Underrated
>>62563231
>i feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
>why? I made that bitch famous
oh, yeezy
Why did he add the Ad-Lib to 30 hours? The one from soundcloud was much better
>>62565345
yeah i was thinking the same
Is everyone else hearing digital clipping on the first two tracks?
Sounds badly mastered to me.
>>62565345
Because fuck all of us, I guess.
>>62565364
Mike Dean claims it's intentional
>>62565364
was intentional
>>62565383
>>62565391
Sounds shit.
Analogue clipping sounds nice, but this sounds bad -- it's as if my EQing is way overblown.
>>62563480
havent heard that album yet but that description fucked my shit up. lolling hard
>>62565383
>>62565391
>Damage control
https://twitter.com/therealmikedean/status/698793873330585600
>>62563480
You clearly don't like R&B/Soul
>>62565477
>Meme Grips shit clips allover the place
Well it's clearly intentional, such a progressive and creative trio :^D!
>Mike Dean does the same
LMAO DAMAGE CONTROOOOOOL XDDDDDDD
>>62563290
Sorry Anthony, but I don't expect my view to be influenced by /mu/tantredpillerwithawebcam.
>>62563346
This, it plays like CH. Can't believe more people aren't making the comparison. Burrito on your windshield and everything.
>>62565505
>Get called out for being a massive vegan pussy
>Browse /pol/ and watch South Park to become full red pilled
This man is such a joke lmao. Peer Pressure: The Man.
>>62563504
What is this, a blowjob for ants?
>>62565501
Digital clipping is never aesthetically pleasing. It's like tinfoil being crushed.
You can hear it blowing out on the bass in 'Highlights'. It just sounds like someone wasn't using a limiter.
If he wanted an overdriven sound, he should've run it through a tube or tape saturation device/emulator.
>>62565501
Fucking Kanye fanbois.
>>62565577
>i'm an expert and he didn't do what I wanted so he's wrong!!11!
Literally leave this fucking board
>>62565599
>Doesn't realize I'm criticising both parties
>le blinded by memes memegrips fan
>>62565577
checked
also if he did as you say he'd end up with a shitty crushed faux-clipping, similar to the one on Cherry Bomb.
>>62564538
I haven't listened to the album yet but why would and intermission be a bonus track?
>>62565602
You're obviously a fanboi and you've been triggered by slight criticism of your Husbando.
You don't need to be an expert to hear digital distortion. Only fucking Kanye fanbois would argue it's aesthetically pleasing.
Please go fucking find out the difference between analogue clipping and digital.
>>62563680
The whole album is full of bad writing.
Or maybe he was always bad, and the magic is wearing off. I don't know.
>>62565636
Lmao no Kanye's retarded. Just your points are idiotic and fuck off with your production/mastering jargon no one gives a shit.
>>62563911
6/10 for rap. Would be higher but the lyrics are total dogshit.
>>62565659
>your points are idiotic
Nice refutation. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
>production/mastering jargon
Yeah, any moron knows what clipping is. Don't be butthurt because you don't.
>no one gives a shit.
Well, it seems you were triggered enough to reply.
You're talking out of your ass, m8.
anyone know where I can dl the album?
Why is Taylor being so serious about what Kanye said on Famous. Do you think she's legitimately offended or was this a set-up to build attention for everyone involved
>>62564184
>Kanye fans will defend this shitty interpretation
>>62565743
Good for her. I was wondering about this. If some fucking nigger called me a bitch I'd retaliate too.
>>62565809
Kanye fan here
>ctrl+f
>no saint paul
>literally picasso and the drug lord meme
Fucking shit review, the score is on point tho. (maybe 0.5 too high but w/e)
>>62564707
>rating skits
Called it early in the morning. /mu/ BTFO, this is a great album.
>>62564184
What's wrong with this? I showed my dad wolves and he automatically knew Kanye was talking about Paul the Apostle. Y'all niggas just need Jesus baka
I feel like Kanye rapped maybe 4 verses in the entire album. Seriously are Fade and Ultralight Beams even Kanye songs?
“Bitch is an endearing term in hip hop like the word Nigga.”
- Kanye West
>>62563445
No u.
>>62566030
wouldnt that exact correlation technically make it "be-atch"?
>>62564287
Get off your fucking high horse and listen to the album. I could care less about their personal lives, the music is good
what if mary was in the club before she met joseph with no love
>>62566030
not even a stan but he's kind of right
>>62565646
>Or maybe he was always bad, and the magic is wearing off. I don't know.
>Or maybe he was always bad, and the magic is wearing off. I don't know.
>Or maybe he was always bad, and the magic is wearing off. I don't know.
>Or maybe he was always bad, and the magic is wearing off. I don't know.
>Or maybe he was always bad, and the magic is wearing off. I don't know.
>Or maybe he was always bad, and the magic is wearing off. I don't know.
>>62566105
but wouldnt that exact correlation technically make it "bee-atch"?
i.e. He's lying.
>>62566142
We all knew he was a bad RAPPER but this is beyond the pale
>>62566102
thats a pretty cool line
>>62564568
>ULB: 9
Father stretch: part 1: 7
pt. 2: 9
famous: 10
feedback: 9
low lights: 8
highlights: 7
freestyle 4: 9
i love kanye: 8
waves: 10
FML: 9
real friends: 10
wolves: 7
silver surfer: 6
30 hours: 9
NMPILA: 10
facts: 7
Fade: 8
Avg: 8.4
P A N N E D
>>62563231
this review in a nutshell
>yeah it's rushed and is an incoherent mess, but he has two kids and he's kanye! dont worry kanye, we understand!
at least they know yeezus is better
>>62565105
>enjoying father stretch my hands
>enjoying retarded niggers screaming "PRrrrrra!"
can we talk about how fucking radiohead that ending of FML is? I mean jesus yeezus
>>62564784
Danse Manatee is their second best you fucking braindead child.
>>62565983
wait wait so you are saying that all kanye does is allude to bible shit and that is why people think he is so good and deep and such artist wow art?
>>62565176
>facts 1/10
Is it just me? Or is releasing this album a week early before selling it the worst business decision he could make?
He's begging Zuckerberg for money, bitching about his debt and otherwise having a complete meltdown on Twitter right now.
I think it might be time for him to have a complete meltdown. Was just a matter of time.
>>62565182
You have no imagination
>>62566199
Are you joking? or are you 15? That was the most cringeworthy lyric on the whole album
>>62566420
BLEACHED
>>62563510
punthany postano here
My preferred list and trimming down of the album, then I could consider it anywhere near a 9/10:
1. "Ultra Light Beams"
2. "Father Stretch My Hands Pt.1"
3."Pt.2"
4."Low Lights"
5."High Lights"
6."Famous"
7."Fade"
8."Feedback"
9."Freestyle 4"
10."I Love Kanye"
11."No More Parties in LA"
12."30 Hours"
13."FML"
14."Real Friends"
15."Wolves"
Basically, he just takes us through his music career by showing off his soulful side, his crazy fast-paced party life, his tabloid catching controversial antics like the Taylor incident, and his upbeat dancing songs in the first half of the album. Then starting with "Feedback", he starts the second part of his life where he expresses his more angry, raw, and sensitive nature by using beats that recall back to the sounds of Yeezus in songs like "Freestyle 4". Yet, even during this time, he reminds critics that he can still spit bars by using Kendrick in "No More Parties in LA" and "30 Hours". Now after all of the noise has settled down, Kanye gets really introspective and somber by addressing internal issues like the health and success of his family and business in "FML", the frailty of his long-term friendships in "Real Friends", and the evils of the world that could harm his children in "Wolves". With this narrative in mind, The Life of Pablo is an accurate and conscious reflection of Kanye's personal and musical career thus far.
>>62566696
>Low Lights
>I Love Kanye
>Wolves
Lmfao nigga are you fucking serious
>>62563911
3/10 for me honestly. Just wasn't feeling it.
>>62566696
Cool, here's mine.
>>62563911
If counting the average from ratings on this thread, /mu/, would rate TLOP @ ~ 6.4
>>62564568
1. “Ultralight Beam” feat. Chance the Rapper & Kirk Franklin 7/10
2. “Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1” feat. Kid Cudi 7/10
3. “Pt. 2” feat. Desiigner 5/10
4. “Famous” feat. Rihanna 6/10
5. “Feedback” 6/10
6. “Low Lights” 3/10
7. “Highlights” feat. Young Thug 5/10
8. “Freestyle 4” feat. Desiigner 6/10
9. “I Love Kanye” 7/10
10. “Waves” feat. Chris Brown 6/10
11. “FML” feat. The Weeknd 7/10
12. “Real Friends” feat. Ty Dolla $ign 9/10
13. “Wolves” feat. Frank Ocean & Caroline Shaw 7/10
14. “Silver Surfer Intermission” yeah
15. “30 Hours” 8/10
16. “No More Parties in LA” feat. Kendrick Lamar 9/10
17. “Facts (Charlie Heat Version)” 5/10
18. “Fade” feat. Post Malone & Ty Dolla $ign 6/10
>>62563624
Lol these pitchfork Jews, especially Meagan Gharvey just love pimping out their meme-rap niggers, they perceive them like a plantation owner does their slave. Record label execs like Lyor Cohen are exactly the same.
>>62563630
I think you mean Tiny Mix Tapes