These are the rules for Kanyes models
Whered u get this?
>>62441330
>LYE DOWN
>NETURAL
>no whisper
>no smile
>no sing
>if you're tired, lye down
>be netural
>be percautios
Is Kanye West a retard?
This isn't an abnormal set of rules in the modeling industry, but ok.
>>62441255
autism
>>62441255
This is usually normal for performance models. Right? My friend did that a while ago and she got stuff like this all the time.
I guess the photographer is a little less akin to following rules. Who knows.
>>62441566
at least half of them directly contradict each other
>no fast movements
>no slow movements
>>62441255
DO NOT EVER LOOK AT THE JUMBOTRON
N E W S L A V E S
>>62441255
>if you are tired, you can sit down or lye down
What did he mean by this?
every single one of these rules contradicts the other lmfao.
>/mu/ literally unable to comprehend that there is something other than extremes
you know there is a thing between fast and slow, right?
you don't have to always do one or the other?
Thought it was gonna be about muh objectification or some shit but yeah that's pretty retarded. My favorite is "behave as if no one is the room". Completely contradicts every other rule lmao
>>62441885
It also says shit like "LOOSEN UP!/DON'T BE CASUAL" and "STAND IN POSITION FOR WHOLE SHOW/LYE DOWN IF TIRED"
It's also fucking riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. Shill harder fanboy, Kanye's fucking retarded.
I get that this is the average list, but who wrote this?
Is this how Kanye stays nigger rich?
He doesn't hire anyone to do anything that he can't safely half-ass?
>kanye will never choke fuck you for breaking the rules
>>62442043
pfffft... go lye down dude
>One of the rules is Do not break the rules
kek
>>62442089
>tfw not hardcore enough to commit suicide by drinking lye
>>62441820
It's a thinly veiled threat. Kanye is saying that he will throw lye on anyone who tries to take a break during a performance.
I am utterly convinced that kanye is andy Kaufman
Yes but he probs didnt write that himself
>>62442227
>high test
I got some high test right here
>>62442264
i guarantee you he wrote it himself.
>>62442264
>Confused spartans/romans
>"I'm a proud non-reader of books"
Is it really a stretch to think this guy can't spell?
>>62442296
shes looking at the camera ye!!!
>>62442296
Those are some nice ass titties. Is that from the stream?
>>62442296
TORRENT WHEN
>>62442353
yeah
did you miss the girl with the see-through cameltoe? wew them pubes
>>62441750
your point?
>>62442382
gimme dat screenshot
>>62442382
pic
I don't think that's a typical list for models at fashion shows. It might share a lot of similarities but I have a feeling this is a lot more extreme and eccentric than typical.
>>62442076
I'll choke fuck your bitch ass
>>62442034
Lyeing down isn't the same thing as leaving your spot. There is a difference between being loose and casual. Are you retarded?
>>62443595
>Lyeing down isn't the same thing as leaving your spot.
>Lyeing down
>Lyeing
>Are you retarded?
>>62442382
post pic
>>62443302
The only extra rule is that jumbotron shit because most shows don't have one.
THE LIST WAS MADE BY A 50 YEAR OLD ITALIAN WOMAN
>>62442076
lmao?
>>62444540
i knew that one was an exception but i can't imagine the rest being typical and i'm not going to just accept they are without some type of comparison. i'm not ignorant about the fashion industry or modeling, and i've never seen anything like that.
DO
>>62441255
I mean it is modelling what did you expect
>>62441255
>PERCAUTIOS
>>62445604
>LYE
>>62441255
l o l
>>62442076
why do girls like to be flung around the room and beaten to death? Is regular sex not enough? Do i have to K.O. every time?
>>62441698
Exactly.
>No Acting
>stay in character
Direct contradiction
