>tfw you finally outgrow metal
I'm 29 and have listened to metal in conjunction with other genres for a long time but I finally put my finger on what makes metal bother me so much:
>shit-tier lyrics
Always immature subjects (gore, anti-religion) written about in shit prose
>instruments
Always based around pleb instruments like guitar and drums
>vocals
Either guys who sound like girls or guys who sound like they're dropping a Taco Bell mach 3 shit
>image
Speaks for itself
So yeah. I don't mind listening for fun but I can't say I like it with a straight face
>>62004914
Obviously you've never heard Blind Guardian
>tfw you finally outgrow hip-hop
I'm 21 and have listened to hip-hop in conjunction with other genres for a long time but I finally put my finger on what makes hip-hop bother me so much:
>shit-tier lyrics
Always immature subjects (money, hoes) written about in shit prose
>instruments
Always based around pleb sounds like over used drum samples
>vocals
Either guys who sound like girls or guys who sound like they're dropping a Taco Bell mach 3 shit
>image
Speaks for itself
So yeah. I don't mind listening for fun but I can't say I like it with a straight face
>>62004914
>pleb instruments like guitar and drums
>>62004914
>le all metal is radio nu-metal
I don't even get mad at these, more cool underground shit for us
wow good for you, have you outgrown your parents basement yet?
>>62004941
I mainly listen to bestial blackened death metal (Blasphemy and their clones for example). It's just as bad as nu metal.
>>62004927
>>62004931
>>62004941
>>62004943
Butthurt metal fans lining up in droves
Stick to your containment thread
>>62004914
sounds like u been listening to some pretty shitty metal
>>62004949
>Death metal
There's the problem
>>62004929
kek
>>62004914
i can't listen to metal purely because of the image. everyone assumes I listen to trash-tier entry level metal so i just listen to the furthest thing from metal unless I'm with friends or alone
>pleb instruments like guitar
>>62004914
>shit-tier lyrics
Damn near all of the best metal is either instrumental or damn near close, so...
>>62004949
>*insert pointless subgenre signifier here* death metal
lol
If this isn't bait, then you should just stop.
The worst thing about metal is the way the musicians in the genre act so tough and brutal and yet most of them are virgins, haven't been in a fight and worst of all, wear fucking vests with patches of bands they like.
>>62005275
>Caring for an artist for something that isnt their music
>>62005349
>not caring that 94% of rappers are criminals
>>62005357
>Caring about rap
>guitar
>pleb
NOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LgCqcmruGU
>>62005415
i knew it was bailey before i clicked embed, weird
And yet you still haven't outgrown posting the Reddit frog. Strange.
classical fag here
electric guitar is pleb af
>>62004914
>29
>has not outgrown 4chan
uh oh
>le edgy the genre
It's intellectually dishonest to be a metal aficionado without taking into account the look and sensibilities of its fans.
Enjoying metal bands is proof of a lack of maturity, a lack of subtlety, and a general absence of emotional development beyond infantile jejune angst.
Have I ever listened to metal? No, but I've never shat in my own ears so it's not I need to to know it's shit.
