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>Be me
>Currently 1st chair cello
>Gets news
>New seating test next week
>2nd chair cello looks at me with a grin
>itson.png
>weekend comes
>ready to practice
>steam sale
>ehh, I'll practice later
>comes back
>monday is in 8 hours
>shit
>practiced for about 30 minutes
>good enough
>next day
>2nd chair apparently mastered the piece
>imfucked.gif
>My turn to play comes
>1st chair violin looks at me with a grin
>She knows I'm gonna lose
>I go to the testing room
>Shit just got fucking real
>I played the piece
>I didn't even realize how badly I played
>2nd chair is called up
>He plays, then comes back
>Conductor gives us our scores
>"An outstanding 11 point difference between 1st and second chair cellos!"
>Me- 1st chair, scrub-2nd chair
>FUCKINGREKT.jpg
>>61919596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDAsABdkWSc
>>61919596
>be bass clarinet in high school
>be first chair every time because fuck those underclassmen, they ain't getting it
How's middle school orchestra going?
>>61919596
good job, m8. Remember: procrastination makes perfect. Due monday = do monday
>be me
>leader of the viola section
>seating test
>don't practise at all
>bomb test
>still leader of the violas because I'm the only one
you really only have you to blame
You should star in Mozart in the Jungle, m8
ITT: lies
you should have started this with
>be in high school orchestra
because this shit doesn't fly outside of that
>>61919627
>be bass clarinet
>be first chair always because no one else will play it
>things don't change after high school
>>61919907
Ftfy
>>61919907
props to you though because bass clarinet is cool as fuck