current yeareverybody wants to be a dj

i was djing before it was cool

>tfw I'm DJ Dogdick
Some of you might be familiar with me. Most of you probably aren't. Ask me some shit anyway.

>>61883998
What's your stance on abortion?

>>61883998
Pro-choice. I once played a gig where the jello shots being sold went towards some whores abortion. She got it.

>everybody wants to be an MC

>>61883972
It's one of those things that let you earn some decent money for doing pretty much nothing.

ANY year most people want to do just that.

>>61884018
what's the magic number again?

>>61883998
how was working with LUM

Is that still a thing? I felt like that was more of a pre-2012 thing, figured everyone wanted to be a rapper now

does anyone want to be a dj really? the market share for dance in the US is like 5-6%.

>>61884018
>everybody wants to be a producer

>>61883998
Why did you reply to yourself when answering the first question?

>>61883998
Tell Travis to make more music please.

we are in the future nigga

>>61883972
hot chicks love dj's

>>61883998
what is your favourite soft drink

>>61884008
Nice.

>>61885462
Hot cum