Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Brandon "meme metal" Stosuy
Will someone dethrone Anderson .Paak’s 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-Love and light to the family of Alan Rickman
-Congrats to Brandon Stosuy on being added to the wall of heroes. You deserve it big guy.
-Cheers to Wolf Parade for reuniting.
-This thread hypes and supports Kanye West, Chairlift, Savages, Half Japanese, Ty Segall, and DIIV.
-God bless everyone and have a wonderful weekend.
>>61754974
>"Meme Rap"
>"meme metal"
I would appreciate consistent capitalization
second(????) for chromatics 9.4
>>61755074
I think the inconsistencies adds a certain punk rock attitude to the op, my friend
>>61755097
*nods*
SAVAGES - 8.8
>>61755074
Don't question based noko & sage
What do you guys think the new LCD album will get? P4k seems pretty happy they're back, so I'm gonna guess 8.7 BNM
I think I'm pretty late, but I just realized this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmeOLDuNjE
>>61755288
Only if they move away from dance-punk, methinks.
>>61755582
why couldn't the Lord take wayne instead?
>tfw australian and the p4k nightly thread occurs in the middle of the day
>39 degrees C right now
>tfw not comfy at all
Can everyone make sure Marcel is alright? He came into this Dubtrack.fm room I was in just now and he said his epilepsy and severe OCD has been overtaking him, getting rapidly worse, and is causing him a ton of this depression. He seems he's aged a lot in recent photos and I hope he's not going through something really dark right now.
>>61755897
>epilepsy
is he the Ian Curtis of our generation?
Marcel pls record some god-tier post-punk soon
>>61755897
Fuck off Marcel, you one gives a shit about you
>>61755929
edgy
>>>/b/
>>61755749
Your commitment to p4k is an inspiration to me, my friend. May a cool breeze blow against your back the moment tonight's reviews get posted.
>>61755967
>defending an attention seeking plagiarist child
>>61754974
Where are the 10/10 reviews?
I don't P4K, but, I saw they gave Bob Dylan's Royal Albert Hall Concert a 10.0 on Wikipedia
I wanted to read the review, but it doesn't exist on their site. Or anywhere.
Explain. Did they retract their review, or score?
>>61756143
A lot of their reviews from the 90s were removed, but you can find them on an internet archive site like wayback machine
>>61756057
[citation needed] on plagiarist part
>>61754974
>Cheers to Wolf Parade for reuniting
didn't even know they broke up
by the way Apologies to the Queen Mary is the Album Of The 00s
>>61756143
Either retracted from embarrassment or it was a Chris Ott review
>>61756191
Hahahahahaha are you fucking kidding me, Marcel? How about the dozens of p4k, stereogum, and TMT articles that you copy entire paragraphs from? Not too mention "your" music that was just slowed down Sigur Ros
>>61756263
i'm gonna need a source on that. do you have proof that he did this?
>>61755288
>>61755582
Pitchfork is solely responsible for James Murphy's fame and career and are fucking proud of it (remember that at once both dick-riding and self-fellating retrospective they did on LCD Soundsystem's career?)
no way it gets less than a 9.0. Even if it is irredeemably shit, it will still get a BNM
god i wish he stayed retire. fucking hack.
>>61756275
This is just sad now, Marcie.
>>61756325
okay well if you don't provide any proof i'm not gonna believe you that he did those things that you said and i'm gonna keep defending this poor epileptic, depressed kid who you guys bully for no apparent reason.
>>61756298
Yeah, the christmas song was shit, hopefully it's not on the new one but i remain hopeful. But no doubt bnm, nooooo doubt
Let's take some time and remember some other pitchfork qt's
Here is Kim Kelly
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/eric-copeland-jesus-freak-ep
quick listen to this patrician music before your friends do
>>61756646
>those piercings
>>61756715
that album is shit and I don't have any friends
what now big shot?
Guys what is your favorite ambient album of the past ten or so years? I'm listening to Fripp and Eno - Evening Star right now and it's real good, but oops it's from 1975.
I'd have to say SoTL- And Their Refinement or Tim Hecker - Virgins
>>61756952
Virgins, without a question.
>>61756952
I'd also say Hecker, but Ravedeath, 1972
>>61756952
Eluvium - Talk Amongst the Trees
>>61756952
probably Grouper - Alien Observer or SotL - Refinement
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kelela 7.0
Timbaland 5.7
Krallice 8.3
Mila J 6.5
Bloodiest 6.5
A 7.0 for that Kelela remixes EP? Nah. None of them were any good. Spinn just upped the tempo on his.
>>61757140
>Krallice 8.3
>no BNM
let me guess: it's a metal album
>>61757159
Yeah, Hallucinogen Remixes
>8.3 no BNM metal album again
lel
>>61757185
>In only eight years, they've issued five LPs, a single, and an EP of sometimes absurdly rich, long-form black metal.
You nailed
>>61757185
seriously, every fucking metal album is 7.9-8.3. at least pan one to shit
Thank you everyone for posting. Good Content Guy, Tsk-A Tsk-A Tsk, Dead Sara BNM: you are missed.
>>61757159
yeah i was pretty disappointed considering how good the cut 4 me ones were
>>61757159
the mc bin laden is stupid fun, it's kinda hilarious - the kahn/gaixa remix is great. the rest are meh/bad.
>>61757140
ughhhhh an 8.3? with NO bnm? have they ever done this with a record that isn't metal?
Krallice have been shit since Dimensional Bleedthrough
Pitchfork bumping them up a notch continually because they're Liturgy minus autism
>>61757230
bloodiest is 6.5 which I'm listening to now and like it although to be more precise i should be comparing it to lycus which got an 8.0 which I liked as well but havent had a proper head to head yet since they just came out today
>>61757234
What about not noko?
Or has he been banished to a lesser music site like TMT?
>>61756990
>>61757024
>>61757084
>>61757090
Great choices from everyone, especially 7090. Any recs based on these?
>>61755897
GUYS
How much later do albums sometimes get released after a review is posted?
