>walking around a record shop
>hear the loudest fart ever
>turn around
>see this guy staring at you
What do?
It is a well known fact corpses fart, writhe and overall make weird emissions of remaining gas after death. I'd call 911 and report a stolen corpse.
DUDE POOP AND PEE LMAO
>>61590451
kiss his feet, for our savior has been resurrected
>>61590451
>implying he could hold a candle to Chuck Berry in either guitar or farts
spin a record 360 degrees and Bach away
>>61590451
I would hold up a spork and ask him to share my pistachio flavoUred ice cream with me
>>61590451
>Turn around
>"What the fuck, David Bowie? I thought you died!"
>>61590451
Ignore him.
Talentless, overrated hack.
>hehe fart noises and gross jokes xD
Gives Jews a bad name by being a walking stereotype of glorifying the most base and vulgar things possible just like stormfaggots like to claim.
>>61590545
explain, please
>>61590599
explain what
>>61590560
THIS
He would have been a gr8 artist if he had took music seriously.
>>61590599
OP included the text "turn around" in his greentext, implying that anon turned around to behold Zappa
But anon#2 included it redundantly, which seems like a teleological but perfectly acceptable mistake at first. However, this is a double entendre. By turning around twice, anon#2 establishes that not only is rule63 zappa in the music store standing behind anon, but that David Bowie is also in the store and standing in FRONT of anon to begin with.
>>61590560
>Talentless, overrated hack.
Haven't you ever listened to hot rats you faggot
>>61590682
Thanks. Very informative.
>>61590768
Waka/Jawaka is better.
