>that one woman in church who tried to out-sing everyone during the hymns like she was some sort of opera singer
>that one old woman in church who would raise her arms in the air and you could smell the awful stench of her arm pits
I'm a satanist, and I find this offensive.
>those blind lemmings that go to church
>>61446045
>those banterous boys who would scream when the crescendo hits the hymns in chapel on thursday mornings before first period
>That kid who brought his acoustic guitar to school, just to play Wonderwall
>>61446045
Slept through it 2bh.
>That kid who blasts music from his shitty phone speaker in the middle of the hall
>>61446201
I do this just to annoy people. I mean, I'm a music student with guitar as my main but it's fun to do between classes.
>going to church
>>61446829
came to post this
>>61446496
>it's okay, I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>61446829
>>61446865
>being a godless heathen
>>61446865
>>61446829
Hey reddit
>>61446109
>>61446829
>>61446865
>that one white kid in church who shoots everyone at bible study
>>61446877
>godless heathen
Heathens have more gods than you
>organized religion
I went to a pentacostal church with my mom once, it sounded like swans
>>61446993
>implying they are gods
>the kid next to you in class starts pencil drumming while you are
>>61446993
only one true God senpai
>church
america
that was my mom, it was terrible
>>61446829
>>61446865
>>61446109
>not going to church
tipped m'anons
I hope you non-believers don't raise your kids religious just because that's what you think you have to do. Do people do that? idk it seems like something people would do, people are still being circumcised in the US after all
>>61446045
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> church
>>61446045
>going to church
>ever
>>61446045
>4chan
>church
does not compute
>>61447052
>it turns into a drum session with the whole class
>going to a special building every week and spending an hour and a half singing about how much you love a fictional bronze-age deity
>>61447236
>class has 30 drummers
>>61446877
>>61446882
>>61446924
>>61447144
im not the reddit fedora type lmao i just am creeped out by churches because it smells like old people and death and it makes me dissociate
>>61447279
>hour and a half
I know your secret.
OP got BTFO
>>61446045
As a bass guitarist at my church, this happens every single Sunday morning with the soprano.
>>61447161
it sets up an easy way of instilling morals
small children are egocentric little bastards, you cant teach them ethics for ethics sake or to be good for goodness's sake
so you tell them theyre gonna burn for fucking eternity if they hit sally one more time AND ill turn the fucking car around
>>61447161
nah, but the circumcision thing still baffles me. I was circumcised for no fucking reason and am pissed
Did u guys kno that the guy who brought Kellogs cereal to America was the one who brought over circumcision.
>>61447301
Do tell
I went to church once when I was 7 it was for my great grandpa's 100th birthday. I have no idea why it was held at church but it was. When we got those little biscuits from the priest I started chewing on it until my mom told me you're not supposed to and I was like welp that's it then I guess I'm going to hell
>>61447337
>Kelloggs
Kellogg also said the cornflakes would help prevent masturbation
>>61447061
>he doesn't view gods as archetypal aspects of human nature
Pleb
>>61447285
>>61447236
i only have one word to describe that, which is hella fuckin epic
>>61447367
Instead I just crave them after I wank
>you can't even talk about music in church as a kid when you don't even have a choice if you go or not
what the fuck happen to mu
>>61447293
Same here, I've always felt weird in christian churches.
>>61446045
>tried
My mom was the only one there who wasn't completely dead. It turned me into an agnostic.
>>61447571
le funny reddit hat meme gained traction and now everybody talks like a fag and shit's all retarded.
>>61447545
same
>>61446109
>blind lemmings
