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2016 predictions general.


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2016 predictions general.
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bottomless pit still isn't out
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Sportswave makes a monumental comeback
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bob dylan finally kicks the bucket
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Taylor Swift comes out of the closet.
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David Bowie releases a new album called "Blackstar."
Kanye releases Swish, it's a critical and commercial failure, so he goes into seclusion and, later in the year, releases the greatest hip-hop album of all time.
Taylor Swift reveals that she has a drug habit.
A sudden string of deaths of 70s rockers in the summer.
Viper goes to prison.
/mu/ cares more about memes than music.
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Weezer will release a new album and get BNM
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mac demarco dies
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Kanye hires Kamasi Washington to do the live instrumentation on his next album.
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Kevin Barnes commits suicide
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>>61396108
you mean it finally gets the boom it deserves
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Kevin Shields offs himself
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bob dylan sells a bucket farm
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>>61396152
>/mu/ cares more about memes than music
not much of a prediction there m8
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The Avalanches new album fucking god please
Alexisonfire new album would be cool
Tool album maximum fucking hype
Ghostface Killah and MF Doom This February hype
Bottomless Pit maybe?
Gorillaz AF
Black Star is coming out pretty soon
New Holograms would be cool
Savages new album
A N I M A L C O L L E C T I V E
Crystal Castles new album would be really good, I dont even care if there's no Alice
Explosions in the Sky new album please be good
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Skrillex appears on MTV Unplugged
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Kevin Parker gets killed in a show.
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>>61396108
I posted the original shitpost that created Sportswave
AMA
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painting with gets a 7.4
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donald trump gets elected, starting a hardcore revival that will continue to the end of the decade
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Olivia Tremor Control releases a final triple album that polarizes critics and fans alike
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>>61396186
i predict this will be the least correct one ITT
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DsO releases a new album
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>>61396059
kevin parker ODs on Flinstones gummies
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Memerap fad finally dies
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ISIS attacks Coachella while ISIS the band plays
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anthony fantano gives asap fergs new album a 9
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kendrick lamar changes his skin colour to white and shitposts on /mu/ for the rest of his days
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>>61396059
>mfw my post is in there

my prediction: Thom Yorke commits sudoku
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>>61396206
biting on the styles of better rapper than him, makes sense desu
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frank ocean arrises from the shadows and drops his album. but its only an ehhh album and everyone is disappointed
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ozzy osbourne dies
keith richards dies
bob dylan dies

all thanks to these digits
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Sufjan Stevens and Charli XCX collaboration
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>>61396444
reporting in to check those trips
Drake commits sudoku
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i remain a virgin
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i fuck the anon above me
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>>61396467
is this bait?
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doomstarks will be aoty
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>>61396059
death grips break top 40.
/mu/ now pretends to have only liked them ironically.
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lana del rey releases pop AOTY
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>>61396134
hell be fine
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Sufjan Stevens sex tape
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>>61396846
he's really awkward and breathy and at one point apologizes 7 times in one minute
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more ISIS shootings at music festivals
new Dankspell Memega
Aaron Funk contracts AIDS or some other nasty STD
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>>61396846
P L E A S E
L
E
A
S
E
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Non-Western music makes significant inroads into the Top 40. Diplo tries and fails to associate himself with these acts.
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>>61396854
therefore it will be BDSM
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>>61396922
these are 2016 predictions, not 2005 predictions, ya dip
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>>61396059
st vincent releases top 5 album of the year
bowie is top 5 too.
swans is bad
bob dylan will be fine
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>>61396515
>>61396522
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Ghostface & MF Doom collab ends up being a letdown

ISIS Nasheeds become chart toppers
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Boards of Canada surprise release, without the fanfare of the previous ARG tho
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Cara Deviledeggs and Annie Clark get engaged and possibly married.
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/mu/ embraces dadrock
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>>61396515
>>61396522
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/mu/ predicts 3 consecutive major deaths, the board gets shut down for a period
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>>61396937
what the fuck is wrong with her teeth
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gorillaz release AOTY
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>>61396515
>>61396522
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>>61396515
>>61396522
dubs beats singles. Congrats anon, you're losing that V-card!
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>>61396515
>>61396522
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tony iommi will die
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>>61396059
Reserved.
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>>61397333
>333 digits
>still plays guitar
do you think hell be... umm...?
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>>61396059
Random new band take the world by storm
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>>61396991
I think I was one of the few who naively suggested they'd drop an EP this year. Well there is always hope for next year.

Also holding out in the vain hope that the new Biffy Clyro album is any good. Apparently it sounds like Deafheaven + Tears for Fears + Death Grips but I'll believe it when I see it.
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>>61397339
in 2016, trips will be banned from /mu/ as a result for being blamed for all of the meme magic deaths

/mu/ will then become a better and safer place :^)
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Shoegaze/Ableton beat music merges together into the next fascinating thing. P4k tries shitting on it, to no avail. Baths gets over his weeabo bullshit and writes the defining record for this new genre.
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i'll get a boyfriend and show him the swans and current 93
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oasis reunion
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>>61397395
PLEASE
L
E
A
S
E
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>>61396283
I have a bad feeling about the new explosions in the sky album, and I'm sort of a fan.
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>>61396402
Max kek. Can you imagine the confusion in the press?
>extremist band causes bombing at Coachella
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>>61397395
>>61397414
blissbeat for defining genre of 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMf6v5JDpP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sda-3rIPrYs
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Kraftwerk will release a new album
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>Lauren becomes a shining beacon for the feminist movement.
>Weezer will make a good album with one song that everyone hates.
>Radiohead produces another single that is terrible.
>Earl Sweatshirt loses his shit on Twitter.
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>>61397333
Please no
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>>61396059
mfw I made this thread last year.
Also this >>61396134
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Linkin Park releases a self-titled album out of nowhere. P4K gives it a 10.0
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Aphex Twin release Melodies From Mars
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>>61397468
>mfw I made this thread last year.
no you didn't
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>>61397478
Fantano gives it a 6 out of 10, acknowledging that it is a groundbreaking release but he just isn't feeling it.
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>>61397483
Prolly not.
I'm predicting a new album though, and Syro will get BTFO by it
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/mu/ dies
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Vern Rumsey from Unwound dies.
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>>61397506
No way to prove it but I did.
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Tim Hecker doesn't use any spooky piano on his next album
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A regular from the soundcloud/bandcamp threads on /mu/ will be signed to a major record label.
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>>61397568
lol ok bud
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Tim Hecker uses spooky organ on his next album
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The High School Musical soundtrack becomes a meme on /mu/.
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DOOMSTARKS is AOTY

SWISH is disappointing but still pretty good

Views from the 6 is hailed as the greatest album ever made and then promptly forgotten about

Kid Cudi dies

Gorillaz Album delayed to 2016

Frank Ocean retires

Dre does Up in Smoke 2 Tour

Wu-Tangs Secret Album gets leaked and is meh

duckman told ya
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>>61397688
WE'RE SOARIN'
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>>61397759
FLYINNNNNNNNNN'
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>>61396059
Everyone thinks Painting With is AOTY until SoloDeak drops without warning in late may, ushering in the Summer of Deak and changing music forever
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>>61397794
i can't wait for summer cause its gonna be a summer of deak
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>>61397789
THERE'S NOT A STAR IN THE HEAVENS THAT WE CAN'T REACH
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>>61397832
IF WE'RE TRYIN' OH WE'RE BREAKIN' FREE
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kanyes next album will be a commercial failure and get luke warm reviews

Bowies Illuminati ritual will have worked and rock music will come back in the mainstream

lil wayne will die under mysterious circumstances

justin beiber will have a britney spears style mental breakdown in front of the whole world.

New gorrlliaz album and damon will announce a gorrlliaz animated movie for netflix in 2017

trump gets elected which kickstarts the latino punk scene

lady gagas body is found in a hotel dead of a drug overdose

mgmt release a new album more in the vein of their first album and is more pop oriented

daft punk release a new track near the end of 2016

lcd soundsystem release a new album, its alright
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>>61397862
OOOOHHHH WE'RE BREAKIN' FREE
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The Microphones reunite
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>>61397878
1. probably right

2. it'll be well recieved but no way will the kids be listening to bowie

3. Lil wayne currently doesnt have the spotlight to die misteriously

4. Bieber's change in musical direction circumvented a breakdown

5. Doubt it, but would be amazing if it happened

6. Trump wont win

7. Gaga has settled down recently sooo.....

8. Probably right

9. Probably right

10. Almost certainly
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I finally get a gf

rly feeling it this 2016 you guys
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Mount Eerie releases an album that holds up against the album Mt Eerie and The Glow Pt. 2
>>61397964
I know I'm getting meme'd on, but still.
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>>61397891
YOU KNOW THE WORLD CAN SEE US!
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>>61397878
>lil wayne will die under mysterious circumstances

won't be the first time birdman's killed one of his artists

forgive me for linking to KTT but this thread is valuable information

http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/index.php?topic=2305081.0
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im too old to have nostalgia for high school musical and all young people should literally kill themselves

predictions

>hardrock will come back in some from and blow the faggy shoe gazing hipster shit away

>metal will fuse with EDM and create an abomination that all kids will listen too and buy at hot topic

>radiohead will release an album everyone pretends to hate and also pretends to like

>lil b will get his own talk show on mtv with his sidekick being DJ kahled
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Solargaze will become popular
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brand new monstercat artist releases a trap banger that makes it to top 40. pegboard nerds is mad it isn't them.
also, trump wins election, causing thousands of feminists across the nation to accuse him of raping the country.
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>>61398110
>hardrock will come back in some from and blow the faggy shoe gazing hipster shit away

i don't even care if it's rock, hell i want ANYTHING to blow this bandcamp shoegaze horseshit away
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Literally nothing.
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>>61397759
>>61397789
>>61397832
>>61397862
>>61397891
>>61398090
>>61398110

I've committed a horrible sin.
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>>61398188
this clinches it
my head is in the game but my heart is in the dubs
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>>61397382
>Apparently it sounds like Deafheaven + Tears for Fears + Death Grips

I remember before Only Revolutions came out they said they were working on some of their heaviest material yet. So I expect their new album will be just as wet and limp dick as their last two
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>2016
>not bopping to the top
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grunge revival
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P4K will give a 10.0 BNR to a classic death metal album. Not hipster stoner shoegaze shit, but the real deal. My bet's on something by Death or Morbid Angel.
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>>61398271
That cover makes me giggle but I don't know why
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Radiohead surprise releases an album influenced primarily by Jonny, with modern classical and world music flourishes and without beeps and bloops. It's a huge critical success, but the band has been barely active for so long that it has almost no impact on the mainstream music scene and is met with little fanfare. Though the band won't say it or realize it at the time, it'll be their last record as Radiohead.
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Isis gets back together and produces the AOTY
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>>61396206
this would be pretty cool desu
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P4K will give a 10.0 BNR to the high school musical soundtrack. Not camp rock shit, but the real deal. My bet's on the first or second movie soundtracks.
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>>61398373
wouldn't that be the absolute greatest thing
they could relaunch Hydra Head as well while at it
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>>61398491
HIPSTER FA- nah i can't even lie, i miss hydra head
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>>61398368
>implying Jonny would be able to overcome Tommy Yorke's love of bleep bloop music
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Vic Berger goes mainstream
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/572040850093543424

>>61397878
All plausible
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Eric Parker becomes a GOD.

Suddenly Kanye releases Swish... dominated by Frank Ocean who is our one true GOD & then Nico Jarr releases three EP's.

SremmLife 2 when?
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>>61397448
Wow. Kinda like it. Except Telesto sounds way too much like Xtal

>>61398110
>>61398182
Dreamy music will reign supreme. Some acts will incorporate hard rock into their oeuvre, at least.
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Ozzy dies, you know where You heard it first.
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Bob Dylan will kick the bucket
Is The Is Are will be a critical success, p4k will like it, Antoine Fandango will sort of like it, /mu/ will be mixed.
Painting With will be Anco's weakest album
Kid Cudi will either off himself or reach another level of delusion and make another terrible album
Thugger will continue to be a success for no reason in particular.
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>>61398530
not even mad, Oxbow and Melvins put out stuff on HH too, and nothing further from hipster than them
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>>61398604
This
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>>61398557
Kevin/Eric

kid killed it on Currents.
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>>61398604
yeah, this
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MC Ride od's on something
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If dubs a member of Death Grips will die in 2016.
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New Slowdive album, new LSD&tSFG EP, new PSUB album
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Death Grips finally ends
New Tame Impala is amazing, but is meme status'd permanently on mu after Currents
Kid Cudi kills himself
New Gorillaz album does extremely well
Grimes overdoses
Due to legal allegations Mac Demarco never tours or produces new music again
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if trips, paul mccartney dies in 2016
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SWISH: 7.8 on Pitchfork
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>>61399183
You're safe from the meme magic this time around....
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New Phil elvrum thing?
American football isn't mucore anymore
New kanye (fails to live up to hype)
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I'm gonna post on /mu/ and no one will insult me
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i still don't have a gf
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>>61400711
>711
Dubs confirm, but go buy yourself a soda.
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>>61400623
>New Phil elvrum thing?
good job shootin them barrel fish mr. holmes
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>>61398491
I heard this band called Huldra that sounded so much like Isis. Like two of the members were in it.
Tried to look up if they were affiliated but I never found anything
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Nick Cave announces his musical retirement following the death of his son
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Brian Wilson dies if dubs
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>>61397542
2010
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>>61400542
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guitar music dies
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>>61396059

>Sleep releases new album
>Tool finally releases new album
>Bus crash will kill 2 members of a major band
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>>61396283
>explosions in the sky
>good
They'll be good when they stop copying LYSF and start doing something even half original
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aaron releases his opus
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hell be fine
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>doomstarks is shit
>everyone realizes mf doom is only slightly above mediocre
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>SWISH confirms Kanye's downhill
>new AnCo album becomes their most mainstream focused release
>Miley Cyrus becomes irrelevant
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Kanye will release an album that has even worse lyrics than Yeezus and people will still like it and consider it innovative
P4k will consider AnCo's new album to be better then CHz but not as good as the ones before it, 8.3 - 8.5 BNM
Frank Ocean's new album will be as good, if not, better than his previous, 9.6 BNM
Andre 3000 will drop a surprise album that he's been working on for a while, featuring Big Boi, Killer Mike, Erykah Badu, Frank Ocean. 10 BNM
Jai Paul finally releases an album
maybe Jay Electronica too, but that's more unlikely
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Chuck Berry is gonna kick the bucket.

He's 89 years old. It's time.
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there will be a 10 on p4k and no one will have expected it
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What would happen to /mu/ if SWISH did live up to the hype?
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>>61403991
>unironically caring about pitchfork

Grow up
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Sex Tape
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>>61404134
second
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>>61404072
new kanye album and /mu/ will hate it
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>>61404186
won't be kanye
it'll be some sacred bones album or smth, an album NO ONE was expecting
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>>61403726
you wish
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Miley Cyrus marries some trainwreck
new Gorillaz sounds like Everyday Robots and The Fall and is immediately forgotten
some new band becomes huge overnight
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>>61396316
But he ded
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>>61404134
I wish this to happen, but I'm sure she'll keep it like Katy Perry
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>>61396761
>now
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>>61401176
pls no ;_;

he writes a novel which is released mid 2016, harrowing and heartbreaking, doesn't tour for two years then drops a new album out of nowhere of the most emotionally intense music he's ever made, another double album, then drops out of making music
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>>61396059
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>>61398554
Tim and Eric type stuff has been creeping into the mainstream for years, especially commercials
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>>61404296
2015
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>>61404296
it's 2015
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DONALD TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT
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>>61404296
Still 2015 here nerd
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>>61398368
I just want a radiohead album desu
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>Ghostface Doom collab is just ok
>J. Cole and KDot drop the AOTY
>Kendrick beefs with Chief Keef
>Swish is College Dropout tier
>Nicki Minaj sex tape
>Chance 3rd mixtape is better than Acid Rap
>Bob Dylan dies
>Mick Jenkins new EP is his best yet
>Drake commits sudoku in the day Views from the 6 drops
>Shmurda is released and kills a nigga 2 months after
>Vic Mensa drops a new project and blows up
>Binos Atlanta is amazing
>Iggy nudes

GOAT YEAR COMING
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Van Halen will bring back Michael Anthony.
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>>61404129
I don't care much about pitchfork, I just like to take a guess about things, it'd be fun for myself if I were to guess the exact rating of an album
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>>61404346
>Nicki Minaj sex tape
this can't happen because the porn industry would go out of business
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>>61404296
wow, it's 2016
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>>61404372
never gonna happen. eddie's been the source of just about every single problem van halen's had over the years, and he's still starting bullshit to this day
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DOOMSTARKS will be a 6/10
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>BTMI gets back together
>Grizzly Bears new album will be pretty dope
>Joanna Newsom gets a bunch of popularity from divers and announces a new album for 2017
>pinkshinyultrablast releases another album and it is also aoty of 2016.
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>>61404608
>Asob get back together
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>>61404633
I wish, btmi getting back together is a long shot, but it might happen, more likely than asob.
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>New PJ Harvey will be AOTY
>Hannah Diamond releases a full-length album
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Fantano will give an 11 to an album and shut down his channel and never review music again
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>>61396476
Tbqh Channel Orange was an ehhh album, it got overhyped because it was an odd future affiliate album that wasn't shit.
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>>61404795
and you know, the whole black AND gay thing

seriously though, who actually listens to channel orange after pyramids?
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>>61396059
Jai Paul will release an album not based off of the leaked demos which will disappoint some but please many
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SWISH will be good and none of the songs he's released will be on it. and /mu/ loses their collective shit.
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Frank Ocean drops Boys Don't Cry and Pitchfork gave it a +9.5 BNM
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>>61404926
i wish

it's pretty sad that the best argument kanye fans can give at this point is that none of these songs will appear on the album
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>>61404972
yeah, it is a bit sad. But honestly, considering the type of songs he's been putting out, they're pretty inconsistent with each other and Kanye isn't really one to make an album that's all jumbled. That's what makes me think the album is going to be completely different.
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>>61404830
It's been so long since I've listened to it I don't even know what songs come before or after.

I don't even think it's a bad album, it's just dull as hell
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>Boards of Canada New EP
>Catalog 3 Leak
>Black Moth Super Rainbow new Album
>Tobacco will become more popular
>deadmau5 goes dark ambient in his next album
>Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Vol. 3
>Squarepusher goes dubstep & house in his next release
>Eccojams vol. 2
>Bibio becomes the avicii of IDM
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>Daft Punk says goodbye
>Orbital returns
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>>61396271
It's already been happening for the last 2 years desu
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A rock band will put out at least one number one song.
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Taylor Swift collaborates with Roger Waters
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>>61404301
Yeah. This is the year it maybe goes all the way

>>61396283
Pleasepleaseplease
Agreed abt Crystal Castles
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>>61396283
>The Avalanches new album fucking god please
fuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>61396283
new American Football ;)
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>>61405117
did a rock band really not put out a #1 song in 2015? what the fuck
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>>61396298
You whore this for attention too often. Where are you now?
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>>61396059
David Tibet will die and Noontide will be the next ITAOTS
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vaporwave is going to be the new trap and take over the radio.
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/mu/ gets worse.
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>>61405330
How?
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new anco is really mediocre
lcd soundsystem releases their new album and it's really good
boards of canada album, it's better than tomorrows harvest
swish is shit
roger waters dies
the avalanches put out one single that is extremely well received but the album won't come out until 2017
bottomless pit is ok
new st vincent album is ok
new swans album is GOAT
radiohead breaks up, but their last album will be good
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>>61405351
>roger waters dies

Don't take my baby away from me
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>>61405334
We always invent new ways to get worse. Just you wait.
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New Deftones, Tool, and Isis will be critically acclaimed but hated on /mu/ and they will announce a tour together in 2017
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>>61405371
>new Tool

if a new tool ever comes out, it'll instantly reach meme status
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>>61405371
more allahu akbar memes
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>>61397396
>the swans
>the
Sorry hon, no boyfriend for you
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>>61403813
fuck.
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>>61405351
>rog dies
Plz no
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>>61405444
>the swans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQsv3Q5P8Y
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Slayer and Paul McCartney collab album doesn't do well.
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>>61405279
this
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SWISH becomes Kanye's most critically acclaimed album yet

Views From The 6 drops and becomes Drake's magnum opus

Justin Timberlake drops his Country album and it's a commercial flop

Timbaland drops his new album and no one pays attention to it so he finally hangs it up

Green Day release a Hardcore Punk album and everyone laughs at it

Radiohead go full Experimental on their new album and it ends up sounding like shit

Bottomless Pit becomes Death Grips' worst-received album yet and MC Ride doesn't even rap on it, just screams distortedly

/mu/ invents another meme genre

Red Hot Chili Peppers' new album flops and they finally call it quits

Every mainstream top 40 artist attempts to drop "experimental" sounding albums and they all get critically praised but all the fans and /mu/ end up hating them
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Icy P and the Funky Bunch release their second album. it gets a 10 BNM from p4k
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pusha for 2016 aoty
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>>61405552
Welp
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Maybe this won't happen in the next year, but I feel like the edgier veins of black metal will eventually start to embrace Islamic extremism.
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people are predicting deaths and stuff and that has me nervous. /mu/ killed lemmy a few days ago using meme magic, today /pol/ burned down a hotel in dubai using meme magic. what will this site do next?
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SPINGO BLINK makes a resurgance
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>>61405882
islam is the best shot the world has of removing the jews, so this actually isn't as far-fetched as it sounds
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SOPHIE colabs with Nicki Minaj
The Brave Little Abacus reunion
Taylor Swift has a meltdown
Pitchfork will forget the albums released early in the year. Blackstar isn't on the AOtY list and another shitty hip hop record gets first place.
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>>61406032
>SOPHIE colabs with Nicki Minaj
oh god i can smell the RYM page already
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ISIS kills the whole p4k staff and, as a result, the world is libeterated from a fascist musical regime and eventually experiences a musical renaissance that will be seen as one of the defining periods of the 21st century.
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>>61406032
>SOPHIE colabs with Nicki Minaj
I fully expect a collab with the biebs not even joking. I've been expecting it for months now.
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>>61403726
>implying it hasnt
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if dubs we die in a week
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>>61406032
>The Brave Little Abacus reunion
make it so
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>>61404296
it's 2016
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>>61405351
>fucking roger dies
It's about time
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>>61405650
The DG one sounds bretty gud desu
Just raw shit man
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>>61396233
>>61396242
>>61396295
>>61396347

2016: bad year for kevins confirmed
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>>61396059
Meme footwork will become the next shitty genre criticism. You can already see it happening with Jlin's overrated as fuck album Dark Energy basically being the TPAB of footwork and that one dude who keeps spamming that Mark Fell collaboration album as the best footwork album of last year any time someone talks about the Jlin album positively.
Vaguely defined post-vaporwave music will continue to made under nondescriptive genre terms like hypergrunge even though the music has nothing to do with what the name implies or Lopatin's original usage of it. The guy who made pic related will release a cult classic of this post-vaporwave movement and will define/prototype the sound of a new movement or at least a new subgenre of vaporwave.
SOPHIE will hopefully release a god-tier album and continue to blow the rest of the PC Music crowd out of the water. Something good will likely come of his and AG Cook's QT collaboration.
Holly Herndon will release some music (likely not a full album) that sounds different enough from 0PN that they won't really be compared anymore and will be good enough to push her 'voice music' concept into much more interesting grounds. The next full album she releases with these ideas fully realised will be at least an 8.5/10.
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>>61407307
Also, the new Animal Collective album will be a 9/10 and at least in their top 3 albums.
>>61405049
>No
>Fuck no
>Confirmed to be taking a few more years to develop so no
>Possible but no obvious reason for it if no album comes out
>Yes, but in a very watered down manner
>Very likely. Also Melodies from Mars, maybe a new Surfing on Sine Waves, and a new contemporary Aphex album
>Decent chance, it's almost guaranteed to be wank if its anything not jazz or breakcore from him though
>Likely never
>If Silver Wilkinson didn't exist then yes. He will release a new album though.
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kendrick will drop a project with j cole, it'll be severely hyped but panned on /mu/ and /mu/ alone
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New AE album that will end up being their best since 2003
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>>61407522
Judging by their live material it could be the best post-confield ae release ever
I wouldn't be surprised
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>>61405215
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Billboard_Hot_100_number-one_singles_of_2015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_2015

If you count the week (and the year one) charts for singles (counted by a mix of selling and airplaiy) they didnt.

But there is also the month ones, and the daily ones (the daily ones exist), that arent on wikipedia

there are also albumms ones, and the actual track charts (that can now be made because of mp3 selling)
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>>61405334
>How?
we had a thread yesterday where a guy posted a video of a mainsrteam song, and asked people to post (MAINSTREAM MUSIC ONLY) videos that are better

we reached the level of the guys that say music is dead, because there arent mainstream progressive rock bands or jazz....., when there are alot of musicians doing both, they arent just mainstream.
or the levels of the guys that say that the beatles invented experimental music (musique concrete existed since 50s), just because no mainstream artist did it earlier
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>>61396829
lana del rey is pretty much objectively shit; she can't release AOTY material.
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>>61409343
caring about single charts when there is a track chart is stupid.
actuallt not exactly stupid, since single is a valid method, but its stupid to think about single charts as some sort of track chart, on the past we had to do a compromise, now we dont
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>>61396411
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>>61405650
>Justin Timberlake drops his Country album and it's a commercial flop


i think country fans would welcome him with open arms
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>>61397364
Fingers crossed
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sufjan stevens comes out as gay
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>>61405650
>Justin Timberlake drops his Country album and it's a commercial flop

>mainstream musician
>comercial flop

just if he release a harsh noise album, free jazz or whateaver

even metal machine music sold well according to some site
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Jai Paul finally releases an album, and it's instant AOTY.

No Burial.

Justice's third album is quite a bit better than AVD, but is largely forgotten a few months after its relese.

Skrillex and Diplo strengnthen their stranglehold on pop music.

Skepta's album does well, but it doesn't catapult grime to the forefront on the world's view as people hope it will. The hype around the genre slowly dies off before it truly exploded.

M.I.A.'s album is her last, and it's greeted as one of the best of the year. Causes a lot of shitposting on /mu/. She announces she's moving in to filmmaking afterwards.

Views From the 6 and Swish are released within one month of each other. Swish is a mixed bag and Views is acclaimed and liked across the board. Drake cements himself as the king of hip hop.

The fanfare around Run the Jewels dies down a bit after a underhwhelming RTJ3.

Bottomless Pitt is very short and people are pissed off.

Lupe Fiasco releases an album and his fans call it rap AOTD but outside them no one cares.

Industry plants pop up all over the place.

St. Vincent's album is meme'd on hard.
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Bottomless Pit never arrives
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ok lets go
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>>61405209
What is this?
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>>61404296
IT'S 2016 PEOPLE
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>>61404296
I T 'S
T
'S

2 0 1 6
0
1
6
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After the release of the next Swans album, Gira will announce a new album that will rival Soundtracks for the Blind in scale.
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Jamie Stewart commits sudoku on stage.
Angela then says thank you to the mic and leaves the stage.
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Fleetwood Mac releases new album that emulates the Rumours sound bringing their 70s and 80s career back to light
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>>61396059
Radiohead announce world tour and tour for two years straight like what happened with KID A.

Manic Street Preachers finally call it a day after the Everything Must Go 20 Tour.

Death Grips finally play the UK again with The Powers That B Tour.
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>>61396059
dj khaled will have egg whites turkey sausage and water for breakfast in 2016.
>>
>New AnCo is kinda fun but still one of their weaker albums
>Radiohead's new album won't come out for months and then once it finally does come out it's basically just TKOL part 2
>Gorillaz album delayed until winter 2016-spring 2017
>Kanye's new album is garbage and he continues to lose relevancy
>We get a single from Bottomless Pit every 3 months or so and each time it revs up the hype which dies out in time for the next single, finally after several singles released in this manner, we don't hear anything from the band for another several months and then Bottomless Pit is surprise leaked, it's mediocre
>New Swans album is very good but is also weirdly different in production and style for some reason and that puts lots of Swans fans off of it
>Vaporwave and other alternative sub-genres of electronic music mildly influence top 40 pop
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>>61396298
have you considered suicide?
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>>61404064
This desu
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>>61411798
dj khaled will probably not get lost at sea when riding his jet ski again.
maybe.
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>>61411858
>it's basically just TKOL part 2
This is fine.

>New Swans album is very good but is also weirdly different in production and style
This is also fine

Here's hoping.
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More Shoegaze/Dream pop reunions
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>>61412165
>dream pop fan
>admitting that old people exist
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if dubs paul and ringo die
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A mainstream musician will make a vaporwave song
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>>61412320
>>
2016 will be another good year for stoner/doom. Every year is getting better
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>>61412341
>mainstream
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>>61410477
has surfboard ever alluded to being straight in any of his songs?
i've only listened to 3 of his albums so maybe he has and i just don't know. i know predatory wasp is supposed to be from the perspective of a teenage girl (so it's a little less gay? still pretending to be a girl kissing a guy), and on all of me wants all of you, it gets a lot more explicit when he talks about jackin because his boyfriend distant or something. has he ever talked about romantic interest in a girl (specifically a girl, not anything ambiguous)?
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>>61410604
>Lupe Fiasco releases an album and his fans call it rap AOTD but outside them no one cares.
lupe said he's releasing like 5 albums next year i think
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SYNTHPUNK REVIVAL DOE
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LCD Soundsystem trolls us again by not actually doing anything
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>>61396515
>>61396522
congratulations you two
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>>61404296
2016
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if dubs, bob dylan lives another 100 years and puts out 45 new albums
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>>61396059
Vaporwave gets revived and fused with pop and r&b hitting the lower bounds of the top 40
At least one PC music track premiers in the billboard top 10
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>>61396854
maximum kek
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>>61397819
underrated
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>>61411068
Setlist along with tunings for a show they did earlier this year, New Song would be exactly what it sounds like
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>>61407157
im Kevin :(
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>>61413045
I think the predatory wasp is about an old story about something that happened to him when he was younger. There are some songs about women but I think he's gay/bi. Also I found this picture ?
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>>61413045
On a Casimir Pulaski Day he sings about almost touching a girl's blouse
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>Bottomless Pit ends in a 16 minute long epic
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>>61413248
Pls
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>>61396059
Vaporwave is rebranded back to seapunk again.
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Frank Ocean dies of AIDS related complications, having never released a new album and nothing is ever heard from him again. Unreleased tracks are never released.
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Dead comes back to life and stabs Varg
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>PC Music/ bubblegum bass becomes the most important musical movement of the year
>either Brian Wilson, Leonard Cohen, or Bob Dylan dies
>Swish is Ye's worst album
>Trans music becomes an important scene in the underground, blends electronic with hardcore punk
>an upcoming solo artist makes an incredibly innovative album that blends several genres and becomes the new critical darling
>Arcade Fire either call it quits or they stay together and release a new album even worse than the already terrible Reflektor
>if they do break up, Win makes a solo album that gets lukewarm reviews
>Hot Topic core fades out and artists in the vein of Twenty One Pilots take its place
>a famous /mu/core musician dies unexpectedly

looks like a lot of bad things ahead desu
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>>61414127
>an upcoming solo artist makes an incredibly innovative album that blends several genres and becomes the new critical darling
hype
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DOOMSTARKS not released again

Kiddie Cudi gets even more edgy and tries again this time with a finnish polka album

New Wu record is as mediocre as everything they've released since 36 Chambers
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New Nine Inch Nails record and mini-tour
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vaporwave gets mainstream
>>61396152

blackstar will be huge and kick start a new genre of music wich is filled with so much talent and non jewish interaction to make sure
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>>61396283
GORILLAZ AND DAVID BOWIE MEGA AWESOM COLLAB
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>>61396059
Yung Lean releases a heavily Death Grips-inspired album called Warlord and everyone on /mu/ stops shitting on him and hops onto his swedish dick

I'm serious, someone cap this shit, this is going to happen by the end of 2016
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>>61396309
we live in moonbeam city
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>>61398086
but phil already has
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>>61414587
I hope so. I wonder what direction reznor will take..I considered HM a transitional album
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>>61414832
go away jonatan, youve had your 15 minutes of fame
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lets get it
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>>61396444
>commits sudoku

The game?
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