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>Join rock band at 14 years old

>bang hookers and get kicked out of Germany at 17 years old

>become one of the most popular people in the world at age 21

>Influence the most significant portion of the Byrds career simply by playing a 12 string guitar

>Hitch up with the hottest chick on the set of his movie

>introduce the sitar to western pop

>along with lennon, be one of the first rock stars to experiment with LSD and make badass songs because of it

>always had the most badass facial hair

>led the beatles and friends on a journey through India

>wrote a bunch of badass songs while there

>wrote the most significant songs out of anyone in his band between the years 1967-1970

>plays over 20 instruments skillfully

>pioneers the use of synthesizer in pop music

>gets even better once band breaks up. Writes 9 more albums. The worst one still being a 6/10

>Gets tired of his smokin hot wife, so he cucks ringo and let's eric Clapton have patty

>is buds with Eric Clapton

>starts a badass all-star concert to help those in need

>brings Bob Dylan out of hiding

>marries hot latina

>settles down once he has a child instead of neglecting him like his bandmates did to their kids

>comes out of retirement and makes another badass album and starts a badass supergroup.

>gets cancer

>gets stabbed but wife beats up assailant with a lamp

>ChristmasMiracle.jpg

>re-does his most classic album

>fkn dies. Rip george

>oh but wait, ANOTHER album comes out after he dies

>Martin Scorcese makes a movie about him

How can one man be so based?
>Inb4 "paul was the best cuz Hey Jude"