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Metal General - R.I.P Edition
old:>>61324314
First for Lemmy
iommi is next
he'll be fine
>>61329654
listening to the OP atm
gonna go to Iron Fist next
you're mom is next
>>61329654
Overkill is superior
Hell All Star band:
Vocals: dio
Guitar: chuck (fuck off memebag shills, I'll thrash you Florida style)
Bass: Lenny (rip in pepperoni)
Drums:?
>>61329654
i wonder what game he was playing
>>61329780
The Rev :^)
>>61329780
>Drums
Bonham?
>>61329768
S/T is the best though
1-3 Ozzy dies next
4-6 Bruce Dickinson dies next
7-9 Iommi dies next
0 Lemmy comes back to life `
>>61329809
fucking fgt
>>61329816
dubs and they all live to 80
>>61329780
>Chuck
dying of AIDS sends you to a circle of hell where you don't get to do cool shit like starting a supergroup
>>61329816
>>61329842
Dubs and Lemmy resurrects
>>61329816
>bruce dies next
I wouldn't really care but I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Dubs and Iommi becomes immortal.
>Half of Motorhead is dead
What happens to the other two guys now?
Remember that they're in their 50s and have no band
>>61329892
trips and ozzy dies tommoroow
>>61329816
dubs and abbath joins him
>>61329816
ozzy living longer than the other two is actually plausible
>>61329816
>>61329926
>Bruce
>dying
>a guy who barely smoked, never drinks and is generally healthy will die next
As much as I hate to admit it, I honestly do think Iommi will go next. Always hearing about his health problems and having to end Black Sabbath for good for the sake of his well being.
>>61329816
Dickinson is actually healthy. No way he dies next.
>>61329951
Collect neetbux from price gouged royalties of digital sales spike
>>61329990
TRIPS HE DIEQ
>>61329869
Chuck died of cancer...
>Philthy Animal a month or so ago
>now Lemmy
My father's probably turning in his grave.
>>61329990
Nigger I said I don't see that happening to Bruce. He's doing very well for himself.
>>61329951
>two members of a trio
>half
hmmm
>>61329990
>Bruce
>never drinks
Just because he wasn't a crippling alcoholic like 90% of his generation doesn't mean he doesn't drink.
>>61329816
meme magic killed him and meme magic will revive him
check em
Dimebag wrote better riffs and solos than chuck - FACT
>>61330041
Lemmy is like 2 members worth being a bass player and singer
>>61329816
>Killing the one that can still actually make good music
>>61329990
>>61330000
inb4 plane crash
MEANWHILE THIS FUCK LIVES AND BREATHES
>>61330073
....you're not wrong.
I wish I had wings
>>61330103
you can't kill what's already dead
>>61330000
>laying the spooky memes on Bruce
>>61330094
You laugh, but he flys a Fokker Dr.I 100% replica. A plane kind of infamous for killing notable pilots and having the wings fall off.
>>61330103
Lemmy didn't have access to blood transfusions, hearts and kidneys from kidnapped 6 year olds held in cyro in a underground facility
>>61330045
Iron Maiden was always a goody two-shoes band unlike most bands who came after them.
The only one who can come close was Priest but they toned themselves down when Rob came out of rehab and stopped being ultragay.
>>61330188
screencaping this post
>>61330222
>he ded
>Blaze Bayley returns
>>61330073
I mean yeah, anyone with ears knows this
>>61329780
>Drums
Phil Taylor.
>Bruce Dickinson dying
I don't think i'll be able to handle it when it happens.
>>61330309
I hope I die first desu
>>61330309
Iron Maiden has only 1 more album left in them.
Bruce has only 1 solo album left in him. Just pray he makes it another 6 years.
It's ironic how he died right on Zach Hill's birthday.
I wonder how he's feelin' about that...
>>61329816
dubs and I end my fucking life
is Lemmy's death the wakeup call that's needed to save Abbath?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSSbSfcfo1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_pFWfiu-DQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvWx_PlmQWI
if meme magic can kill, can it bring people back to life?
>>61330000
DONT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT
WE KNOW THE POWER /mu HOLDS
>>61330398
>Abbath does another I album
yes pls
>>61330073
Only contrarians can deny this
>>61330398
>grown man wearing facepaint outside of shows
>>61329816
i swear to fuck if this comes true and you just killed bruce with your mememagic i will shitpost metal into its grave.
Man, I don't even listen to Motöhead. I mean, I used to listen to them when I was younger, but I haven't listened to Motörhead in years. They were never among my favorite bands. Still, I felt this actual physical pain in my chest when I read that Lemmy has died. What the hell? I never expected it to hit this hard. I'm kind of speechless.
>>61329780
Chunk is probably my favourite musician out of those.
>>61330466
Just hold off the mememagic long enough for the tacoma show.
>>61329812
>>61329812
>>61329812
Anyone who disagrees is simply wrong.
>>61329731
Iron Fist and Inferno are their best
>>61330029
He actually died of AIDS. Get up to date.
>That's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever
What did he mean by this?
>>61330462
he's fucking abbath he can do whatever he wants
>>61330530
>not orgasmatron
pleb
dubs and YOU die
Should have died on stage.
What a fucking sellout.
Favourite motorhead albums time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJu8ogl_wik
>>61330622
Every motorshead album sounds the same
inb4 Dave goes out next
>>61330622
Iron Fist most likely, if only for that title track
>>61330485
it's scary because we thought of lemmy as being basically immortal and able to take any punishment drugs and alcohol could deal out. his death is a reminder of our own fragility
>>61330644
lmao who cares about that pantywaist
>>61330670
Lars pls go
>>61330622
Also a good one
>>61330640
"No."
>>61330591
Never listened to it entirely actually
>>61330622
I know I'm going to seem like a contrarian or hipster or whatever, but Motörizer is probably my favorite. I like it much more than their classic albums:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9gaGt9CCXU
>>61330644
>New Megadeth album is literally the best Thrash album of all time
>Dave dies on stage at the last concert in their world tour
YFW
>>61330000
Dubquads...
>>61330666
>>61330666
>>61330666
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>61330685
>Playing Motorstorm circa 2008
>This fucking song
>>61330640
Yeah. The sam as in they all sound fucking awesome
>>61330763
>>61330785
I don't get it. Did someone whose last name starts with A actually die or is all that attention just because of the satan trips?
>>61329721
Don't
Who's drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette here?
>>61329812
>led zeppelin
>metal
>>61329780
>Not Guitar: Randy Rhoads
>>61330947
Motorhead isn't metal either
>>61330967
>literally speed metal
>motorhead isn't metal
>>61330967
They existed outside of the Sabbath/Priest sphere of influence so
>>61330763
Tom Araya?
>>61330967
they are though, regardless of what lemmy ever said
there are tons of grey areas in music i think though. motorhead could be considered extremely hard rock and zepp could be considered really soft metal
>>61331100
He'll be Kerry's second victim
>>61331106
Motörhead is punk played by a metal band
maybe if we all play hellraiser we can bring lemmy back from hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4FG1UXH5w
>>61331100
It'd funny if he joins Motorhead as Lemmy's replacement.
>>61330000
You fucking idiot, what have you done?
>>61329654
>I don't even want to know your age, I'm just happy you're back stage
what did he mean by this?
>>61329780
Philthy Animal of course
>>61331092
Uhh I saw them open for sabbath and priest
>>61331397
Yes but there was a lot more Ramones, MC5 and Hawkwind in their sound than either of those
>>61330309
Better him than Steve Harris 2bh.
>>61330622
i swear i dont know a single motorhead fan that likes this album (or even listened to it) besides me.
good to find someone who actually likes it
my favorite is the albums title track, another perfect day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNN8NxuIaX0
gonna take a shot for lemmy listening to this.
>>61331392
Jailbait is my favorite song by them to be honest family
phil anselmo next
dubs confirm
>>61331555
>people dislike another perfect day
this is news to me
>all these rock figures that have been dying and commemorated for what seems like eons
>meanwhile negroid elder gods Chuck Berry and Little Richard still bubbling away blasphemously
how
how
>>61329654
good riddance. what a shit role model for kids.
No fucking way. Holy fucking. Holy fuck.
>>61331705
Gods create, man emulates.
chuck schuldiner is next
>>61331753
>yes billy, sit in front of your cartoons and do your worksheets for school tomorrow, mommy will get your prescription of Oxy. and tendies
>don't forget to pray to Kid Cudi and Wiz before bed
>>61331705
>eons
>negroid
>elder gods
>bubbling away blasphemously
i knew lovecraft browsed /metal/
>>61331753
He would seem that way to you, you feminize yours.
>>61331753
>2015, December 28th, 21:17:49
>caring about children
>>61331977
jej
>>61330366
earth's first evening Lemmy Kilmister-less and pissed
>>61331977
>>61332042
Some solid Lovecraftian theme'd Death Metal for you guys if you want it.
https://theobliterateplague.bandcamp.com/
>>61332141
more lovecraft meal coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGfOypah35U
>>61330000
RUN TO THE HILLS
>>61331705
What the fuck, chuck berry's 89
>>61332169
My friend and I are halfway through a tracklist for a Lovecraft theme'd sludge project, been looking for more inspiration actually. Got any more?
Yeah, but what was lemmy's favorite video game?
Why does nobody mention?
>>61332141
what an awkward band name
>>61332329
probably breakout or some shit
>>61332329
cory in the house
I am not even exaggerating but this is the first time I've cried this decade. Hold me /metal/
>>61329990
He had tongue cancer
>>61332305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5suLFNPYikg kind of
>>61332305
thergothon were a funeral doom band with lyrics directly based on lovecraft
ahab - the giant is based on the narrative of arthur gordon pym of nantucket which as far as i know was a big inspiration for lovecraft's at the mountains of madness
for other slow spooky doom metal which isn't necessarily lovecraft related, try skepticism, evoken and disembowelment
>>61332329
probably a ww2 one
>>61332329
brutal legend
>>61332329
it was a quiz machine senpai, an arcade near him the Rainbow, all the high scores are him on pretty much all the machines
>>61332329
I was wondering the same thing. Postal 2 is my guess 2bh.
>>61332472
>>61332486
Thanks friends<3
>just woke up and saw the news
>>61332672
>mfw I heard
do you think lemmy and mikannibal fucked
Oh my god! They killed Lemmy! You bastards!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFoqtpUFY8
1916, A not very typical track that I always loved.
All things considered I think lemmy had a great head of hair for a 70 year old. Did he dye it?
>>61333032
>Did he dye it?
Yeah he mentions it in that one BBC doc
Varg's next. Does this look like a 42 year old man to you?
>>61332912
is mirai into cuckolding?
>>61332912
>Did Lemmy and a women fuck
the answer is always yes
>>61333128
Norwegian prison will do that to you :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEQeBCVoZs
>>61332329
There's a documentary on Netflix that shows him clearly playing Crimson Skies on the original Xbox
>>61333128
Nothing can stop the white man
>>61333128
Look at those strong Nordic genes on display
A fine representative of the Master Race :^)
>>61332141
more Lovecraft death coming through
Sulphur Aeon - Gateway to the Antisphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoeDLeGr7ws
check out their previous album, Swallowed by the Ocean's Tide as well, though you probably already know these
Revenant - Prophecies of a Dying World
>>61333128
>>61333176
>>61333202
>>61333209
that was varg two years ago. this is varg now
>tfw varg's bald
>tfw Tom Araya will die in your lifetime
Lemmy snuffing it has brought the reality home. Araya, Iommi, Ozzy, Hetfield, Scotty Ian, they will all die. I don't think I could deal with it lads.
>>61333284
>just fuck my shit up
>>61333209
>Look at those strong Nordic genes on display
Pretty sure that worked out, his daughter's a fine representative of the meme-master race
I'm watching the Lemmy documentary on Netflix because of this.
I forgot how great that shorts story Scott Ian told was
memes
>>61333365
LEMMY DEATH WHEN
what in the name of fuck is this
>>61333330
>Varg's daughter will never get blacked
>>61333408
looks like an album cover to me
>>61333330
Yeah, just wait until she hits her 30s.
>>61333408
Album title? reverse image search shows nothing
Post YFW King Diamond is next
>>61333330
Varg's daughter is top-tier waifu material
>>61333408
your personal blog, apparently, which, for some reason, you keep updating in these threads.
>>61333462
Nah, KD will be fine.
>>61330000
Dickinson confirmed for not dying next
>>61333462
>IIII AMM ALLIIIVVEEE
what did he mean by this?
>>61333408
>you can read their band name
not /meal/ enough, that's what it is
>>61333452
Ritual Suicide - To Nothing
2 track demo released by a Japanese DM band that did nothing else
strangest shit i've ever heard
https://mega.nz/#!p0QBgYrb!0deZLpxBq6lEByXmG59D3wOUAEmRRxpEoZlHCis0BPU
>>61333408
can't you see we're grieving here? go listen to your fruity progressive djentcore
>>61333462
>Dad and Little Brother saw him live in New Orleans
>tfw I missed the last chance I'll have to see him live because I was out of state
>>61333486
well if my blog updates help people to find new music they've fulfilled their purpose :>
i have more links to drop, since i've been mining esoteric east asian metal, but gonna hold off until i listen to them
HELL
BE FINE
>>61333431
Varg most likely explicitly forbids it, which means she'll be sucking black dick once she hits that rebellious stage all girls go through (assuming she hasn't already)
heavy metal and speed metal itt ONLY
no death, no black, only speed and heavy
>>61333535
this is the exact musical opposite of progressive djentcore and it owns and you should listen to it
>>61333529
>>61333462
I hope he likes the room god has prepared in the attic.
>>61333577
just post a link to jazzusklisto's rym profile, you're ~finding~ them there anyway.
>Dio
>Dimebag
>The Rev
>Lemmy
Damn who's gonna carry the torch when all the legends die?
>>61333592
she doesn't live with him on the farm tho, he had her with another woman and they don't seem to have much to do with each other
on the other hand who in metal is not dying soon enough aside from kerry king?
>>61333602
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1iP1x0EHg0
>mfw literally never listened to motorhead before
>still feel sad
He seemed like a cool dude and was an important figure in rock music. Even if he was just a "personality" to me it sucks he's dead.
Danzig is next
>>61333656
Chester Bebington
>>61333689
simmons if he counts
>>61333592
Get your fucking fetish out of this thread.
we /speed metal/ now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zc1KfX_gtk
>>61333652
i actually rarely look at his ratings since they're very unhelpful. so much shit is 4* and above, it's an impossible chore to go through. this one i found through some other blog
>>61333689
Lars, why won't that fucking goblin just fuck off
>>61329780
>Drums
Phil Taylor?
>>61333745
I saw Speedwolf open for Napalm Death a few years back. Possibly the best show I've ever been too. I still have scars. The whole night was a blur I just remember the vocalist for Speedwolf doing chin-ups on the lighting fixtures during Municipal Waste.
>>61333602
Wait, so no Motörhead? I mean, since they're a Rock 'n Roll band and not any form of metal band, by Lemmy's very own definition
motorhead is shit and lemmy was a degenerate
glad he's gone
If Evens Kind Diamond and Danzig make an album together that is literally the greatest album of all time, the perfect metal album.
If odds they both die in a plane crash
>>61333689
The rest of KISS
Fuck...
R.I.P.
>>61333745
Speedwolf is so fantastic
>>61333656
viper
>>61333592
Varg and his older daughter don't even talk to eachother at all. Varg got a woman pregnant before he went to prison and his daughter grew up being taught Varg was a terrible man who made evil music and had racist beliefs.
Varg has a bunch more children right now, though, he has a fucking blog on how to home school your children to be traditional and shit, and he says his son can understand basic english, french, and is being taught to speak and write in old norwegian and not the new bastardized shit. He seems like a cool dad though, he has videos on his channel of him LARPing with toy swords and real armor with his children
>>61333808
true
>>61333745
Oh you want speed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoRUXhlrGA0
>>61329654
>Iommi
>Geezer Butler
>Roger Waters
>David Gilmour
>Rob Halford
>Glenn Tipton
>KK Downing
>Brian May
>Robert Plant
>James Hetfield
>they will all die in your life time
>>61333871
Unless you die now
>>61333857
>speed metal isn't even fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiKo2LBMFSI
>>61333849
he's retarded really.
>>61333952
>wants speed
>posts thrash
But anon
Why
>>61333849
Varg's teaching his children not to be pussyfaggots raised on machines and how to live off your own resources and how you don't need quantity or luxuries to be happy. I can respect that.
Varg inspired me to lose some pounds and grow a garden in my backyard. Haven't bought vegetables from the store in over a year now or driven out to the city in 3 months.
My parents sat me and my brother down today and told us they were getting a divorce. My brother cried for 3 hours but I felt nothing. Recommend me some metal to accompany this feeling of emotional bleakness.
>>61333985
My point is speed metal isn't fucking "speedy" and nobody uses that fucking term anymore because it's dumb.
>>61333994
.....y-yaaaay.
What are your thoughts on these bands? Rank them in order from best to worst.
Children of Bodom
Nevermore
Dragonforce
Dream Theater
Trivium
Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
>>61333994
Yeah but you see we live in modern world not middle ages.
>>61334038
How old is u and bro?
thanks for dying lemmy. now i have an actual reason to leave this board for awhile
lemmy is no longer music related
take that shit to /x/ instead
>>61334047
Yeah smartass lets call it not-so-speed-metal right?
>>61334075
1. Blind Guardian
2. Iced Earth
3. Children of Bodom
4. Dream Theater
5. I don't know Nevermore or Trivium but they probably suck like everything else on this list.
dead people aren't music
>>61333994
>I haven't been social in 3 months
>>61334079
he lives in France m8
>>61334075
>Children of Bodom
meme
>Nevermore
okay-ish
>Dragonforce
meme
>Dream Theater
meme
>Trivium
okay-ish
>Iced Earth
alright
>Blind Guardian
alright
>>61334079
>Country gets nuked
>no tech or modern commodities available
>weebs and neets starve to death while people who used their time effectively in life become self-sustaining
PLEASE
>>61334109
Or you could just call it metal because sub-genre classifications are just a point of useless contention for YouTube comment sections AND /MU/.
>>61333745
I was listening to this shit when I got into my first car accident.
>Be 19
>Just got my first car, spent 2000 bucks on a 1999 Mustang
>Spend months tweaking it, customizing the engines, etc
>It's 2 AM
>Buddy of mine needs to smuggle 200 Kilos of Weed across state lines
>Promises me a thousand bucks if I do it
>Racing down back roads at 120 miles per hour at 2 am
>I've drove these roads a hundred times, going fast and not giving a fuck
>Suddenly a massive thunderstorm rolls in
>End up hydroplaning into a ditch, rolling my car 8 times, breaking my arm, fracturing my hip and having cuts all over my body
>Car manages to survive because I had reinforced it
>One tire is shot
>Cops could be coming at any time
>Swap out the tire with my spare
>Drive on, deliver that shipment go to the ER
what role will Lemmy play in our upcoming JRPG?
>>61334038
wtf is there even to be sad about
both my parents became happier and overall better people after their divorce
>>61334075
CoB
Blind Guardian
Dragonforce
.
.
.
everything else
>>61334136
That's what my grandfather used to say to my father.
>>61334142
>customizing the engines
>engines
What kind of weird fucking Mustang did you buy?
>>61334134
>Trivium
okay-ish
kill yourself
>Blind Guardian
alright
Blind Guardian is the best power metal band
>varg built his own well so he doesn't have to pay taxes for water
>most of his lighting is from candles so he doesn't have to pay much for power
>he has his own garden and lives next to a farmer
>he goes hunting and foraging for weeks
>he teaches his children curriculum so they can function smartly in society without hamfisting propaganda, while also teaching them how to be outdoorsmen and care for themselves traditionally
>>61334079
varg's not teaching them how to live in the middle ages though
>>61334124
You don't have to live in a city to be social.
>>61334113
can confirm
>>61334179
every week* not for weeks
>>61334175
from what i remember trivium wasn't the worst
power metal is shit in general, i like a few of their songs
>literal nobody tripfag tells you to kill yourself
>>61334075
>Bodom
Released 3 perfect melodeath albums, 1 amazing neoclassical album, then everything else is trash
>Nevermore
meh
>Dragonforce
Released 2 good albums, then trash. Heard they are decent with new singer
>Dream Theater
Good
>Trivium
Always beent rash
>Iced Earth
decent
>Blind Guardian
Have never released a bad album. Have 4 perfect power metal albums
>>61334179
>varg's not teaching them how to live in the middle ages though
>Lives by fucking candlelight
Yes he is, he probably shits in a hole in the ground too
He'll probably die of fucking botulism or something
>>61334143
member of the pantheon of gods
>>61334154
>CoB
>good
wut
>>61334179
that's awesome
>>61334214
trivium is literal mallcore, wtf
Drinking wine and trying not to cry while listening to Overkill. Halp.
>>61334179
Varg's one of the few parents that raises his children himself instead of letting the government do it for him desu.
>>61334075
1. Blind Guardian
rest are shit
>>61334237
>disliking cob
get out tripfag I'm trying to have fun here
>>61334226
What's the point in living with powered light when you can function with candlelight?
He only has powered electricity in his office.
>>61334266
i have every trip filtered here
>>61334038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YivCnFkjd8U
>>61333027
>Both are dead now
>>61334142
That's a quarter-ton of weed. I don't believe you.
>>61334075
Nevermore is cool, i can't get into the singing or whatever the fuck that guy is doing
Trivium is ok i suppose. A lot of the riffs are lame. I'd say they're over-rated but i never hear too much praise.
Children of Bodom, blind guardian are similar to that but with their own differences.
Iced earth is another one but i suppose they could go between the last 2 and trivium. Or above trivium. I dunno.
Dream theatre is like some kind of sega genesis video game music or something. Like it's composed for some super feels in a lame story. And dragonforce is the same but like if japs wrote the music.
>>61334179
Jesus Christ if he was my daughter's husband and raised my grandchildren like that I'd just called the cops the minute I realized it.
>>61334306
>200kg
>quarter-ton
what is smart
>>61334338
you.... you do know he's pretty much correct?
Lemmy died, and Anthrax won AOTY 2016.
What a crazy day.
>>61334239
Don't be a pussy. Lemmy wouldnt want you to cry like a bitch
>>61334267
Are you slightly autistic or just an edgy 15yo METAL kid?
RIP Lemmy
Varg's youtube channel is comfy even if I don't live the way he does, his family's healthy though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNb-hl2VY_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt0F3hzKEjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoKqJMrIDuo
>>61334361
Who cares about Anthrax. Those old ass sellouts have no credibility.
>>61334075
Nevermore - A personal fav of mine, although Obsidian Conspiracy was a shitty note to go out on.
Blind Guardian - not my favourite style, but the only band on this list to have actual classic albums IMO
Children of Bodom - one really good album, a couple of good albums and some trash
Iced Earth - understandably popular but just not my cup of tea.
Dream Theater- I get the ideas, but I don't like overblown prog to begin with.
Dragonforce - showoff metal. Undeniably talented, but I don't like them any more than I like Spawn of Posession or Steve Vai.
Trivium - everything I've heard has been second-rate ripoffs of whatever trend was peaking at the time.
Biased? Yeah, I am.
>>61334394
whoa is that taylor swift?
>>61334243
How is it a good thing? I'm a doctor, if my parents would have raised me I'd been a farmer or something and couldn't speak even simple english.
>>61334179
>He teaches his children curriculum so they can function smartly in a society while hamfisting his own propaganda
FTFY
>>61334075
-CoB's first few albums are very solid power metal/neoclassical metal with harsh vocals. Alexi was a prodigy
-Nevermore's guitarist Jeff is also really good, writes great riffs and solos, and their singer is cool but I've only heard two albums from them
-no comment
-DT are cheese in musical form, hating them is kicking a dead horse. Great songwriting if you can bear the cheese
-dunno
-dunno
-BG are JRR Tolkien's works in musical form, impossible to hate and have lots of nostalgia value. When their songwriting is good it's really good
>>61334436
yes.
Just fucked. Sitting here now and she fell asleep.. Go to pick my nose, realize my left index finger still smells like asscrack. Metal for the feel?
>>61334075
BG: Legitimately one of the best power metal bands ever, they had songwriting skill far beyond their contemporaries and I massively respect Hansi as a vocalist. ATEOT is one of the few good albums a band has made after getting signed to NukeBlast.
Dream Theater: Fun instrumentals, please lose the attempts at atmosphere and emotion.
Dragonforce: Poor songwriting, nice sense of melody.
COB: Awful songwriting, Laiho is a douche, still some OK leads but there's much better neoclassical metal
Nevermore: One of the popularizers of the odious chugprog trend. Some of their clones, like Outworld, are worse, but fuck 'em.
Not listened to:
Iced Earth
Trivium
>>61334412
>Varg is a fucking crazy person
>but dat voice triggers my ASMR
Fuck now I have to watch these
>>61334469
And yet here you are on 4chan.
It is weird for someone "immortal" to die, especially fairly unexpectedly. I knew he didn't have long but they were still playing shows recently.
>>61334237
Shogun and Ascendancy are two of the best metalcore albums and have some interesting thrash and prog elements, they may not be your thing but they're not Pierce the Veil tier or anything
>>61334394
What's the point in living with powered light when you can function with just candlelight though, lad? I find the only time I even use electricity anymore is when I'm cooking or browsing my computer senpai, I only turn on my lights in the night only when I need to get around
>>61334469
He's not teaching his children to be redneck hicks though. His son is not even 10 years old and can speak english, norwegian, and french. he's teaching his children everything a school would teach save for the sprinkled bullshit.
>>61334530
>What is the point of refrigeration when you can function with storing your food underground
>>61334530
Are you retarded? Can you teach your children mathematics, biology, physics, computers? Me, I can't and I don't think of myself as a dumbass.
>>61334512
>Dream Theater: Fun instrumentals, please lose the attempts at atmosphere and emotion.
This is a pretty good comment.
Also i think outworld is pretty cool. Rusty cooley solo stuff is pretty cool if you're in the mood for some flashy-wanky guitar playing.
You're not missing much with the trivium. I listened to them on a recommendation from a friend. Too core-y for me. And i dont usually mind that.
>>61334569
You can make a refrigerater/cooler without using any electricity just using two vases, mud, and water, lad.
>>61334507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec51yi2yYq4
>>61334179
So he is an amish?
>>61334383
But now I'll never get to see him live, and I always wanted to.
Fuck.
>>61334075
they're all garbage
the reason metal and rock in general are fucking dead is because it lost its raw power with the transition to digital releases. When was the last time you heard a band have a true lively, raw garage sound that wasn't covered up in millions of compression and l33t professional mixing?
It's disgusting.
>>61334603
With the storage, efficiency and convenience of a refrigerator?
>>61334594
True.
But neither can most schoolteachers.
>>61334613
yeah clearly the only metal that exists these days is protools-ed to hell major label shit. there's no lo-fi garage acts. ESPECIALLY not in the third world
shove your "wrong generation" bullshit up your ass
>>61334613
rammstein and taylor swift actually and i'm not even baiting.
>>61334653
I was obviously talking specifically about the bands that were mentioned in the post I was replying to, you dumbass tripfag, go fucking kill yourself.
But feel free to show me bands that do have the things I mentioned. I'll be happy to find one.
>>61334469
not that guy but in America our public schools are largely glorified daycares even in high school. A one and a half hour class is about 1 hour of useless bullshit, kids getting back in their seats, wasting time talking etc. Home schooling has its flaws and a terrible stigma but time-management wise it could be infinitely better than public school. Kids also need 1+ hours of exercise per day which no one is getting in any public schools here.
also homework is fucking gay and is reason enough to reject their system
>>61334613
>Blind Guardian is garbage
I will fight you over this, faggot.
>>61334651
They are doing it everyday throughout the world doe.
no one ever listened to motorhead
they're the worst tshirt band of all time
King Diamond is so fucking good. I've listened to Fatal Portrait and Abigail. Does he keep the quality going?
>>61334723
Get fucked.
>>61334678
no, your complaint was that "digital releases" caused rock to lose its soul and that you just won't find a band that sounds like that anymore
fuck there's so many revivalist acts that have a studiously old-school and raw sound. chthe'ilist being a big example, their upcoming full-length seems like a melding of modern technicality with a Demilich-esque atmosphere
>>61334704
And badly.
>>61334723
nah
>>61334683
The only people who home school their kids are religious nuts and other people f similiar ilk.
I'm sure a homeschooled kid is so happy to not have any friends and be a social outcast
>>61334678
>I was obviously talking specifically about the bands that were mentioned in the post I was replying to
>the reason metal and rock in general are fucking dead
End yourself.
>>61334613
If they're dead it's because of other reasons. It's because there haven't been any new bands good enough to innovate.
>>61334569
Lel. Right?
> what's the point of medicine when you can bleed the germs out with leeches?
>why communicate on the internet or on a phone or mailing letter when you can train pigeons?
>why use a stove to burn wood that you need to chop up for warmth when you can burn churches?
>why stab a dude to death when he can just fall on a lamp?
>what's the point of writing catchy riffs when you can make spooky noises and people think you're great?
>>61334689
Maybe you are the faggot listening to that queer lord of the rings 80s trash
>>61334759
Of course some looney racist murderer will do it better. Sure.
>>61334844
>Maybe you are the faggot
>Maybe
Good one, idiot.
>>61334605
Lmfao. Thanks dude. Gerre is a fat nut
>>61333745
>people learning about Speedwolf
Feels good senpai.
>>61334594
Yes, I can. There are things called textbooks, you may have heard of them.
>>61330640
Old ones and new ones have kind of different sound. That aside, I agree, and it's a good thing for me. They didn't need to change
>>61333284
He doesn't look bad.
>>61334723
your confusing them with the ramones and misfits
>>61334730
Yes. Listen to "Them" right fucking now.
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