ITT: Share music greentexts
>be me
>play drone doom
>go to music school full of fucking normies
>i do a quick live show for them
>in the middle of it i steal the riff off of that Swans song Coward
>after it some guy called my performance "emo"
>mfw they now all think i'm a deathcore fag because i did some chugging
Kill me /mu/
>have a pleb mom
>on a road trip
>she doesn't like autechre or st. vincent
>play ween - pure guava
>she loves it
>we listen to it together all the time
>we sing along to push th' little daisies
life is good /mu/
>be me
>listen to music
Why did I even bother
>be me at school
>people call me "le music defener"
>>61319297
No one likes you.
>>61319582
Your mom only put up with it to make you happy.
>listen to Beautiful Child by Swans on crappy laptop speakers
>sister comes in
>"what game are you playing? sounds fun"
>>61319297
>highschool
>in jazz band
>"alright guys we need 2 soloists for this song"
>I raise my hand
>"okay. Miles, you take the first solo; anon, you take the second"
>song starts
>writing down some shit on my paper
>okay it's d mixolydian
>miles fucking shreds that shit
>play my solo using e major pentatonic
>"alright, great job miles"
I never got to take another solo again.
>chilling with friends
>put morton feldman's second string quartet
>confront myself and my self (as an ontological historical entity) with the mirror of atonality (as a mirror is not an empathic but a reflexive entity, alien to the space and time it reflects and only existing by itself in relation to the other) and realize the boundaries of human thought, comprehension and consciousness
>reach rational ecstasy
>pleb friend gets up and says "what is this silence shit, lmao, put some nirvana"
>get angry at their rockist subaltern consumption conditioned by the structures of power of the imperialist white economies, but contain it
>calm myself down by remembering quotes from finnegans wake, my favorite book since i was a teenager
>mfw can't express myself because i'm a spectator in the society of spectacle
"It is not the slumber of reason which engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality. - Gilles Deleuze"
>>61319582
>making your mom listen to autechre
are you fucking retarded?
>>61321569
Not everyone's mom is 70.
>>61321619
If I meant 70 I'd mention Ween too you autist.
>few years back
>tripping with my best buds
>throw on some animal collective
>they like it
>few years back
>big into EDM with my best buds
>show them Lorn, EPROM, Blank Banshee, etc
>they like it
>couple years back
>listening to The Mars Volta
>one of my good buds comes in my room
>starts talking about how he hasn't heard these guys in years
>talk about prog rock and turn him on to some King Crimson and Porcupine Tree
>hanging with my friends
>turn on Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
>everyone laughs and talks about how they love MCR and other bands they listened to in junior high
Sharing and listening to music with friends is fine if you aren't a compete fucking retard.
>>61321669
Since when do 70 year olds listen to shitty 80's new wave bands?
i have to deal with listening to joy division every time my wife drives. i don't want to rant but how the hell do you not get tired of listening to the same two albums all of the time. is there a band worst than joy division? i highly doubt it.
>>61322027
New Order.
>>61322027
>is there a band worst than joy division? i highly doubt it.
New Order
>>61322079
Don't ever make the same joke as me again.
>>61322075
>>61322079
>New Order
>Worse than Joy Division
>>61321937
yeah I even got my sober friends to like stoner metal just by showing them
>>61322122
No one in New Order killed themselves, which means they were "objectively" less creative and artistic. Having a band like that with no suicidal members is basically the equivalent of vanilla ice making hardcore gangster rap under the moniker chocolate water.
>Talking about music with friends
>Make myself look well-versed by namedropping 50% relevant artists they would like and 50% inaccessible avant-teen artists
>>61322259
>there goes timmy making up bands again
>ugh what a compulsive liar why do we even hang out with him anymore
>>61322281
>becames his mom is total mild dood
>mom cum in start suck weener
>be me two days ago
>a friend drags me to see Star Wars at 1 AM
>driving to his house in my car
>playing Frank Ocean on high volume
>show up, everyone's chilling on the lawn, for some reason
>they probably heard me singing
>his girlfriend is there
>she brought two of her friends
>one of them happens to be this qt 3.14 brunette chick. lots of freckles.
>as I'm sorta getting out, she immediately runs over to my car, flings the rear door open and jumps in the back
>she reaches between the seats, grabs my arm and goes "...no..."
>I turn around as she looks at me with the most gorgeous smile I swear I've ever seen
>she goes: "I'm like on the verge of crying right now. Are you fucking kidding me? I love you."
>the other guys go back in the house
>but we sit there and listen through the song for a good 6 minutes
>we eventually go inside the house, laughing our asses off the entire way there
>we end up sitting next to each other in the movie theater sharing popcorn and shit... the full package
I know it's like a really normie type story and all, but my life just fucking flipped upside down over the course of not even 48 hours. I have no fucking idea what happened, like I got zero clue.
>>61322281
Nah, the trick is to know the good ratio. If they ask for some good indie folk bands you could recommend something weird first, then "if you don't like that try (other artists)"
>>61322508
you made me feel
thx
>>61321535
Ah, what a great Kolstipasta. Love the variant with the Collpase Journal instead of Finnegan's Wake. A bit wasted, in this thread.
>>61322508
It's why music is GOAT man.
>>61321286
oh geez someone post pic
