You have five seconds to act as RYM as possible
>I really like this album
>let me give it a 3/5
>>61206068
>rushed through your post and barely read it
>2/5
>>61206068
Is this album a 7 or an 8?
Where the fuck is that Stravinsky recording?
Oh shit do I have to add an album to the database to rate it? Well, shit
>great album, i highly recommend this
>1.5/5
>>61206068
>Hey guys check this metal album.
>>61206098
jeeze it's almost like a 6/10 implies above average or something.
>>61206195
Sorry, I should have put "this is one of my favorite albums" instead so the joke would make more sense
>WHY IS THERE SO MUCH METAL IN THE CHARTS
>carrie & lowell and TPAB 4.5 stars
hip-hop is the best music of all time
http://strawpoll.me/6340351
>it was the summer of 2005 and the sky was turning a light pearl color and yadda yadda yadda
>10/10
>>61206327
lmao this
>>61206309
>Getting 60% at test is a good thing
Evgeni Koroliov's renditon of Bach's The Art of Fugue is the peak of music
>>61206170
autism incarnate
>>61206195
"Decent" is different from "Good" or "Great"
>yeah, I consider myself patrician
>Has Future Days, Ascension, Desertshore, and a token Feldman or Stockhausen in his 5/5's
>>61206365
meant for
>>61206195
>>61206327
kekd
>>61206421
does anyone have any links to users that they consider patrician?
>>61206495
rateyourmusic.com/~exitsense
rateyourmusic.com/~heavycoffee
rateyourmusic.com/~antiwarhol
rateyourmusic.com/~thecrystalbird
rateyourmusic.com/~boundaryfuss
rateyourmusic.com/~neverdenudesz
rateyourmusic.com/~havey
rateyourmusic.com/~tankpit
rateyourmusic.com/~sodr2
rateyourmusic.com/~thehorbgobler
rateyourmusic.com/~stephfromabove1979
rateyourmusic.com/~classifriend
the titans. forward-thinking experts of music and masters of literature, music, film, philosophy, video games, painting and haute couture
i am a special snowflake.
>>61206421
Whats wrong with stockhausen?
>>61206141
>Oh shit do I have to add an album to the database to rate it? Well, shit
Worst feeling of all
>>61206542
let's guess which one of these users you are
>>61206542
>rateyourmusic.com/~exitsense
are these ironic or not?
>>61206618
Nothing, but there's this group of avant-teens on RYM who have those EXACT same records as their 5s and 4.5s
it's kinda disgusting
>>61206686
Oh, yea I know what you mean. I love stockhausen and I dont like when it seems like all his listeners get lumped together on here cuz it makes me feel like they're missing out on some good music.
>>61206365
>>61206423
it's not equivalent to an academic grading scale, you fucking retard.
>>61206618
Nothing, but him and the others I listed are frequent culprits for avant-teens to flock toward and act like they have great taste because they like them.
>"It's a shame that the rude people are out of fashion these days but this is waaaaaay sucky or some shit yo lmao not even worth this 0.5 girlfriends and darlings but what about vous?"
Translation:
>I haven't listened to this but I heard this artist goes against "ideology x" so it is a 0.5.
>>61206770
What scale is it equal to?
>>61206542
thecrystalbird is a genius and i hail his name
ALL HAIL OK COMPUTER
rym is not a living entity, how can i act like it?
>>61206800
normal distribution, a bell curve
>>61206365
Ratings only follow an academic scale if it's an aggregated percentage. Rotten Tomatoes for example.
A specific persons rating scale is 5 being average, 10 being perfect.
>>61206170
>iguessthatbirdgettineatin'
please kill me
>>61206893
No one is fucking autistic enough to use it
People who listen to bad and mediocre albums just so they can have perfect surve are fucking disgusting
>>61206932
how are you supposed to know what you think of something before you hear it? my friends have recced me stuff that I ended up hating, but I wanted to give it a try
>>61206932
>People who listen to bad and mediocre albums just so they can have perfect surve
some people like listening to things so they can construct their own opinion, regardless of popular outlook
>>61206932
I don't listen to albums just for a curve because even though I don't like some genres as much as others, I am open to listen to anything.
>>61206673
she went from animal collective fan to antiwarhol clone to karlhalliday clone to no_ clone to soundcloud "ironic" and "internet" culture. and she has always been serious.
>>61206932
learn to think mathematically
>>61207103
>learn to think mathematically
What the fuck does that mean Jesus
>>61207016
but why seek out music and genres you know you don't like, placing all of them below 5/10 in your chart.
>>61206999
checked
>>61207018
How do you know this? Why are you obsessively following them?
>>61207251
>placing all of them below 5/10 in your chart.
how do you know that will happen?
>>61207251
Maybe you'll find something you actually like in that genre, assuming you aren't hunting for universally hated albums.
>>61207279
lets say i don't like power electronics, there's little point trying hundreds of power electronics albums to find 6 i like. We don't all have hours and hours of time, and we've only got about 80 years of living to do.
thats just not a time investment worth taking
>rym rebranding in april
thank god, i've been on that website for two days and i already wanted to kill myself, that was some seriously suicidal web design.
also, a videogame website... i hope they can connect it so i can rate video gays too. wonder if they'll separate the ratings even for the movies.
>>61207329
>there's little point trying hundreds of power electronics albums to find 6 i like. We don't all have hours and hours of time
speak for yourself, dude
>>61206327
Exactly. And maybe add some gratuitous non-standard typography that goes like
( n o s t a l g i a )
.
.
.
- - - guitar S O L O S - - -
and shit.
>>61207435
>thank god, i've been on that website for two days and i already wanted to kill myself, that was some seriously suicidal web design.
Yeah not enough web3.0. Where's the gloss? The gradients? The transitions? I'm not my dad you know xD
>>61207441
shit, yeah, i forgot this was 4chan
of course you do
>>61207251
I never implied that I seek out albums from genres I don't like though
>>61207496
i feel bad for posting this
sorry anon
>>61207560
that was just part of genres youre not used to yet, like death metal to a baroque pop fan
>>61207478
It's legitimately disorienting. Absurd quantities of bodies and divisions, and to top it off, no settings access from the top bar, which exists since ever.
Good for you if you can use it properly, illogical things aren't my shtick.
>>61206229
>>61206327
I hate these things.
>>61207644
Still better than lastfm
>>61206195
it's almost like you suck dick
3 stars is not a recommendation
my curve has an embarrassing gap at 1.5 stars let's try to dig up some music I didn't like
>>61208820
1.5 is such an awkward rating to give. i can hardly think of anything that isn't good enough for 2 stars, but better than 1 star
ANTIWARHOL IS AVANT-GOD
>>61208880
tankpit is currently the top user in taste, personality and even looks. he's an expert in everything and listens to as much music as horbgorbler, but he's not insufferable and doesn't pretend to be a girl on the internet for attention. even his recent metal ratings are great.
>>61208776
yes, it is.
I hope Mumford reads my review of Sigh No More and decides to stop making music.
i gave 5 stars to am obscure free improvisation bootleg from the 70s that i didn't actually listen just because it was made by a group of women.
>>61208949
not even being subtle about it
>>61208776
it is when it's out of 5. Rating perception got super skewed when reviewers simplified shit. Everything has to be a big/significant number now to get someone's attention and it cheapens the system all together.
>>61207018
>she
>>61208776
how it isn't???
