Hello, /mu/, I just woke up from a dream about scaruffi. You can use this as a Scaruffi thread.
>Be Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil
>Be walking around town
>A car full of other videogames character passes by
>The driver is Jim Morrison
>He tells me to get into the car
>I do
>For some reason every character in the car (around 7 of them, besides Morrison) wants to do lewd things with Scaruffi
>Morrison drives to Scaruffi's house
>Scaruffi is bussy, he gets into the car while thinking about his ocupations and drinking coffee
>Lots of funny adventures with a kid as antagonist happen, this is keeping the girls in the car from doing lewd things with Scaruffi
Too blury to remember
>Finally Scaruffi gets to face the kid
>He blows his mind with his history and philosophy knowledge
>Scaruffi gets back into the car
>Everyone thought it was lewd time but scaruffi fell asleep
>Jim Morrison smiles and falls asleep too
>At the next morning, Morrison drives Scaruffi back to his home
And I woke up
cool beans!!
>>61113685
is there more?
>>61113691
Sadly not, but around the beginning of the year I had another dream about him where he was rating Uncle Meat track by track, he rated The Uncle Meat Theme 9.5/10 and Kng Kong a 10/10
Why has he reviewed so little albums from 2015? Would it be rude for me to email him and tell him to review some stuff?
>>61113718
i would literally sacrifice a kitten for this
>>61113730
He's too busy banging 18 year old sluts
>>61113685
This sounds like a cry for help
>>61113759
>18
lmao
>>61113782
If that's what she says, who are you to question it? I'm sure Ruffi would agree.
>>61114011
>This old article by Piero Scaruffi has won several international awards as the most professional analysis of the career of pop group the Beatles ever written.
kek, I like Scaruffi but why does he have to make up shit like this?
>tfw months since last scruffy reviews
![Piero_Scaruffi_2[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wMWBUm5.jpg "Piero Scaruffi 2[2]")
