>his favorite band is a bunch of edgy mtv-manufactured poser clowns wearing retarded masks who play some form of wannabe heavy metal and go by the name gallow loop or something like that
this post gave me MS
>>60997614
>2015
>complaining about slipknot
How hard am I being memed right now?
>>60997625
>he calls himself a faggot, larva, worm or something like that
>>60997660
>>60997614
>favorite band
>>60997660
>current year
>somehow that makes slipknot stop being shit
back to /b/, John
>>60997691
I don't get it.
>>60997614
>she doesn't like slipknot and denies it's metal because she's so butthurt it's more relevant than her beloved shitty judas priest
>>60997862
>slipknot
>metal
does it bother that you're wrong about which music is metal anon?
>>60997862
is that rob lowe? I love rob lowe so much.
>>60997862
>slidetie
>relevant
top kek
>her beloved shitty judas priest
>implying she isn't a manowar fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNnsMwGgVg0
>shitty judas priest
>judas priest
>shitty
pick one, faggot, and get a clue on what's metal and what's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
>>60997893
>>60998057
>muh "true metal"
>>60998243
So it does bother you that you're wrong...
Name a better metal drummer than Joey Jordison
>protip: you can't
>>60997688
does john oliver like slipknot or something?
So fucking what you hipster douche? Who died and made you some kind of all knowing musical authority?
I love Slipknot.
They have like 9 band members, and you can only hear three of them.
>>60998243
>he thinks using "muh" makes what he says true
>>60998305
he started his post with ">2015", that's very john oliveresque
>>60998275
>joey jordison
>metal drummer
pick one
even Lars "I suck" Ulrich is a better metal drummer, since he plays metal even if he sucks
>>60998343
>faggots being this butthurt their alternative isn't metal
>>60998356
>They have like 9 band members, and you can only hear three of them.
kek
>>60998275
Scott Travis, Nick Menza, Hellhammer, Paul Mazurkiewicz, Flo Mounier
>>60998409
>even Lars "I suck" Ulrich is a better metal drummer, since he plays metal even if he sucks
BTFO
T
F
O
faggots on suicide watch
>>60998409
>since he plays metal even if he sucks
SAVAGE
>>60998026
I don't think it's him although he looks a bit like him
>>60997893
does it bother you that you're a fucking idiot?
>>60998361
>he thinks using the laughing girls meme makes him right.
>>60998409
>>They have like 9 band members, and you can only hear three of them.
My favorite member is the guy in the spiky mask that just stands behind a sampler and headbangs the entire show
>>60997688
See, and this is how you know /pol/ is full of retards, John Oliver doesn't even say "it's 2015" all that much. You, anon, nailed his catchphrase a hell of a lot better, his point for a lot of stuff is just "Oh, come on"
>mfw when americans call Hangy-Gollowing-Loops, slip knots
>>60999147
>mfw when
>>60999159
its 2 in the morning man, I am starting to slip up here.
I almost posted this saying starting to slp up
and typing ^ I almost just posted 'almost potsde'
>>60999133
>he doesn't know I use the laughing girls meme because I already know I'm right
"nu metal" isn't metal, it's some bizarre edgy abomination that poses as if it was
>>60999147
kek
>>60999145
>/pol/
>not /tv/
>>60997660
"it is the current year"
Is this the Mr. Bungle thread?
Oh yeah I just went there LMAO
>>60997862
Slipknot are metal all right. But that doesn't stop them from being incredibly shitty and trashy metal.
>>60999231
it's not metal, it has metal elements, like metalcore. It's a shitty crossover abomination.
>>60999285
pretty sure you out-edged the very slipknot fans you have so much contempt for
>>60997614
>gallow loop
omfg my sides
>>60999147
lel
>>60998343
>>60999119
>>60999133
>>60999140
>>60999463
>unironically liking gibbet entanglement
>mfw
>mfw it sounds better than their shitty name and could actually make a nice brutal death metal band name
>>60998275
>2015
>shilling for slipknot
>>60998275
>>60999285
Metalcore is a straight up fusion genre. Nu metal is a subgenre of metal. Both are technically metal, it's really how you classify their creation that's important.
>>60999210
>when someone contradicts that it's current year
i want /pol/ to leave
>>60997614
Slipnot is good tho
