Hottest girl is coming over to your house. You have 10 songs max 1 hour to get into her pants. What do you play.
Official pantydroppers
The 1975
Grouplove
Arctic Monkeys
Foster the People
Of Monsters & Men
Drake
The Weeknd
Porter Robinson
Kings of Leon
Vampire Weekend
All SHIT but we all know how girls are with music
>>60986701
Anything by Rick James
Bon Iver
Sufjan Stevens
Ed Sheeran
A bit of a mix of those
>>60986764
>>60986767
i'd walk away
>>60986701
The clue is that you don't get into her pants with music.
>>60986767
i think rick james would weird most white girls out, no?
not enough time really to think of songs, but the overall strategy is to start with regualr music and then add a song that's slightly sexier, then keep gradually going sexier music until playing something like Donna Summer - Love to Love you Baby, and then finishing it all off with song #10:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzDoFuVgRg
if you're baller enough, this will get you into ANY girl's pants. 100 100
pic related is also required aesthetics to get laid. 100 100 100
>>60986701
I choose the Dark Side of the Moon
>>60986855
Rick James is ideally to break the ice because it's so over the top. As long as you joke about it and show 'that it should not be taken seriously', it can set off a great vibe
Trey Songz - I Invented Sex
Trey Songz - Slow Motion
Trey Songz - Neighbours Know My Name
Simple.
>>60986908
sry here's pic
>not putting drake and the weeknd on
>needing an hour
nice try folks
Serge Gainsbourg
>>60986701
Top 40 for any normie slut who, because of her music taste I wouldn't waste my time...
But if she was respectable... Only this...
http://youtu.be/qa-0hAmt558
>>60986701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFudmaObLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2m_WnXjqnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUkkaqSNduU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zTYIKJOM9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvjKkXFBvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0YgU75_ZG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQfvk1bJJas
You have to know what females listen to these days.
>>60986701
songs from Tokyo Anal Dynamite
*sexy guitar lick*
>I'VE BEEN REALLY TRYING BABY
>>60987021
>Shlohmo
outkast
im gay
10/10 guy is in my room i'm playing
first three songs off of st pepsi's hit vibes
thieves in the night - hot chip
switch over into some new wave like duran duran or billy idol
get into something like breakbot's by your side
cuddling ensues
i've always wanted to fuck to daft punk - discovery so thats my ideal "were about to have sex" album
post sex cuddling is sufjan stevens time
>>60987120
>no madonna
what kind of fag are you?
>>60986919
while watching the wizard of oz at the same time, i presume?
that's what really get's any girl in the mood
>>60987165
make sure you ignore the parts that don't sync together and use confirmation bias to delude yourself into thinking it fits.
>>60987136
the kind that doesnt idolize divas from the 80s i never got that
like, i literally dont give a shit about cher, madonna, bette middler, liza minnelli, or barbara streisand
>>60986790
You're probably ugly and/or fat. All pretty girls have shitty taste in music.
10 different versions of total eclipse of the heart
>>60987341
In high school dated a total qt (normie, I know) that listened to belle and Sebastien, Elliott Smith, of Montreal. Not too in-depth but definetly not bad
Last time this happened I just put on the first Vashti Bunyan album. Worked.
>>60987493
all girls in high school are like that then they get to their 20s and top 40 and edm take over. they regress as a species whereas men progress.
>>60987546
Most other grils listened to the newest cool kid Indie. So the meme that most have shit taste is true, definetly not the other way around.
just play "Raw" By Jai Paul 10 times . she will get it
beyonce
ed sheeran
ben howard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3C4AVbqyY8
I'd probably nut before her hand even touched the door-knob.
Inna Gadda da Vida as many times as possible
she'll love it when I play the drum solo on her cheeks
1 hour Barry White compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU
This is a bad idea, but okay.
>The Weeknd ft. Drake - The Zone
>Kendrick Lamar ft. Drake - Poetic Justice
>Chris Brown - Strip
>The xx - Night Time
>The Outfield - Your Love
>Snoop Dogg > Sexual Eruption
>Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back
>Lady Gaga - Do What U Want
>Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
>The Killers - Mr. Brightside
These are the only ones I can imagine a girl being okay with.
do you guys think a girls gonna be like oh shit this guy listens to vampire weekend lets fuck
>>60988544
Lauren I dont give a fuck what you think bitch,
>>60988574
im just saying these threads dont make sense
>>60988544
Lauren I pure straight hate you.
>>60988597
y tho
>>60988544
Lauren is the fucking worst but got damn do I respect a good pair of dubs
>>60986764
idk, Porter Robinson is a good musician
>>60988544
Lauren please the men are speaking. I think theres a taylor swift thread on the front page.
>>60988544
Lauren I wouldn't waste a good playlist on you.
>>60988544
No one here is taking this seriously. Everyone fucking knows that you put music on AFTER you have already fucked. It might have been background noise then, but the music triggers the memory of the coitus; if it was good, then both he and she will get randy quickly.
So yes, in theory a girl could get wet by listening to Vampire Weekend, Death Grips, or Tibetan throat-singing if she was fucked while listening to that and she enjoyed it.
>>60988544
i love you lauren
>>60988735
Lauren put the trip back on cunt
>>60988574
>>60988597
>>60988639
>>60988687
>>60988732
>>60988735
>>60988768
Guys, it's a tranny. Cmon.
>>60988768
ily2
>>60987021
>You have to know what females listen to these days.
>My love
>2012
>"These days"
>>60988806
Lauren at least type the whole thing out you lazy sack of shit.
>>60986924
If you don't bag her at this point you may as well just play Pet Sounds and enjoy yourself.
>>60987021
The I haven't gotten laid in 4 years mix.
>>60986701
probably anime music t bh
Just play Let's Get it On. She'll know by the end of the album that we're fucking.
>>60988544
FUCK YOU LAUREN
>>60987539
This, Linda Perhacs also worked for getting my ex gf in the mood.
Something about Psych Folk with Female vocals man
I got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtAH2qC31pQ
>>60987615
HA I actually put this in the middle of a playlist and she stopped me to put a condom on .
>>60988544
how do i get everyone so angry just by posting one comment
like im not intentionally doing this
1: My Bloody Valentine-Only Shallow
2: My Bloody Valentine-Loomer
3: My Bloody Valentine-Touched
4: My Bloody Valentine-To Here Knows When
5: My Bloody Valentine-When You Sleep
6: My Bloody Valentine-I Only Said
7: My Bloody Valentine-Come In Alone
8: My Bloody Valentine-Sometimes
9: My Bloody Valentine-Blown A Wish
10: My Bloody Valentine-What You Want
In my experience Loveless gets any chick going
>>60988975
Lauren what the fuck don't you get. we all hate you. your existence annoys us. k-k-k-k-k--k-k--k-kill yourself.
>>60988975
Lauren GET THE FUCK OUT
>>60989002
but why
>>60989044
>>60988544
fuck your 44 digits. put a 44 to your temple and pull the trigger.
>>60989079
DAMN son
>>60989079
seriously why do you all hate me
Fucking hell, someone post pics of Lauren already, I need to know if she's worth white-knighting
>>60989001
that's cool but i don't think that a normie can support shoegaze
>>60989101
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it would be so great if this was a samefag fucking with lauren
>>60989126
It's not about supporting shoegaze, Loveless is just a sexy album that can get anyone going. That's my go to sex album I've been experimenting with some emo as well and have found out the most of Foxing works, especially their new album. Sets the mood extremely well
>>60989101
>>60989183
pictures that make you go hmmmmm
>>60988975
But you love it, because if you didn't you'd take your trip of and post as anon. you fucking love the attention.
You're worthless subhuman scum and you know that the only way anyone could possible register that you even exist is by singling yourself out in a community of people willing to be anonymous.
You're like a child acting up because their parents don't give a shit about them. The only time they remember they even have a child is when the school calls or they are brought home by the police.
One day you will be dead and not a single person will remember you or care.
John Lennon "women"
Stevie wonder "cherie Amore"
Beetles "something"
Todd rudgen "can we still be friends"
Cat Stevens "where do the children play"
Rolling Stones "wild horses"
Beach boys "feel flows"
John Lennon "jealous guy"
David Bowie "all the young dudes"
Led Zeppelin "rain song"
Beatles "across the universe"
Beatles "real love"
Most from the dirty dancing soundtrack
John Lennon "stand by me"
A few elton john songs
The aim is to pick soft songs that remind them of their dads.
>>60989446
not me case you were wondering. lauren we are very dissapointed in you. we only say this because we want you to improve. you need to buy 2 things to get better. a rope and a stool. i'll loan you the money since your cunt isn't worth anything. have a nice day sweet heart.
what's going on in this thread lol
>>60989630
Anons that have never had a girlfriend.
>>60989698
ah, that sucks. at least there's always prostitution.
>>60989698
>implying
>>60989698
Nah. Relevant thread. I'm older. Had lots of girls. I've found a good playlist does get girls in the mood. Could be self fulfilling prophecy though as putting music on is the first thing I do when getting back to my apartment with a girl. Sets the mood
>>60989785
It's fascinating to watch people claim superiority over indulging in the most pathetic shit such as unironically having a waifu, it really is.
>>60989801
>I'm older. Had lots of girls.
Sure dude. Short sentences. So mature.
>>60989827
It's facinating to watch people claim superiority over those claiming superiority over indulging in the most pathetic shit such as unironically having a waifu, it really is.
>>60989875
Cognitive dissonance.
>>60989853
Been on here a few years. Probably ruined my punctuality. I posted>>60989517
I'm 30 dude. Just trying to help out some young anons. Maybe my list is a bit old for high scool girls these days. Works for me girls 25 and up. That's about as young as I go
>>60988544
Yes, obviously
pic relevant
just play Inertia Creeps ten times
James Blake.
Almost all girls love him. And I do too.
i would just play popular radio station
>OFFICIAL< BEST PLAYLIST FOR GETTING WOMEN HERE (TESTED AND PROVEN)
1. Broadcast - Come On Let's Go
2. Cocteau Twins - Cherry Coloured Funk
3. David Bowie - Sound and Vision
4. Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses
5. Sweet Trip - Chocolate Matter
6. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero
7. School Food Punishment - egoist
8. Beach House - Sparks
9. Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes
10. Radiohead - All I Need
11. Portishead - Glory Box
12. LCD Soundsystem - Someone Great
it worked before
>>60986701
why the fuck are you making this thread on every board
>>60986701
>Implying I need that many songs or that much time
>>60987057
Yeah a jewish musician, who'd have thunk
just cum, sorry
>>60986701
d'angelo's voodoo
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>>60988674
Porter Robinson you are pathetic
Gb2 /fa/ you weeabo piece of shit
>>60988544
Boo Mayberry! You fucking stink lol!
>>60986908
>>60986927
my sides are on the moon
Let's Get It On, ten times in a row
>>60986764
girl here
i would leave if someone played any of these
some New Order 2bh
>>60989001
can confirm
>>60989446
Lauren is the only trip i seriously would prefer if he were dead
>>60989246
hmmmmm
Arca, Jai Paul, Hot Sugar, Lullatone, Neon Indian, Asobi Seksu, Dirty Beaches, and loveliescrushing. Interesting enough without being too weird.
i set my friends on fire's full first album minus the soulja boy cover and that shite intro
don't kinkshame me
i seriously don't get what i do
>>60986764
>>60986790
>>60991906
Fuck off you pretentious cunts.
i play put on Dummy by portishead.
i know its 11 songs but i'll be into her pants sooner than that
>>60991983
>he
Still awaiting someone to make some good suggestions!
slipknot! If she runs then she is not for you
>>60992254
he's a tranny shit
D'Angelo's Voodoo, but i'd shorten it down as follows
Playa Playa
Devil's Pie
Left & Right
The Line
Send It On
One Mo' Gin
Spanish Joint
Feel Like Makin' Love
Untitled (How Does It Feel)
I'll try and time it so I blow my fat, disgusting load when D'Angelo screams before the final chorus of untitled.
Play his cover of Cruisin' for afterward
>>60992230
Why do people always suggest dummy?
It's all depressing and shit. I suppose there are some tunes like Glory Box and It Could Be Sweet that are kinda sexy
>>60992171
I'd rather be reading a eulogy at the funeral of my only child after they were brutally murdered in front of me than putting up with another one of your attention whoring shit post.
>>60992419
i only get all this attention because /mu/ explodes half the time i post
>>60992458
Then take your trip of and stop masturbating to disgust your existence inspires.
>>60992458
quickly everyone reply to this post so it becomes le many replies post and then i'll screenshot it an crop out the replies (so other anons outside this thread don't realise it was staged) for epic /mu/ humor
>>60992215
>being this triggered
chill man
I would just ask what kind of music she likes and improvise a playlist on the spot.
>>60986764
>Porter Robinson
>bad
pick one
>>60986701
FKA twigs
Autre Ne Veut
How to Dress Well
Doja Cat
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
>>60991614
Fuck u men.
In this thread someone said "anime music"
Why are you fucking just for fun? Dumbass.
