this "man" comes up to you and says "who are you?"
how do you respond? keep in mind he has a microphone and a camera crew and has knowledge of some of your most infamous shitposts
"Nardwuar"
I'm thetimetraveler if you're forcing me to use my name.
Nardwar if youre reading this I love you #NG
>>60892467
>"What does the name 'Kayla' means to you, anon ?"
>>60892523
has he mentioned /mu/ or 4chan in any of his interviews?
>anon, what can you tell me about this record?
*makes meme angles with my hands*
"implying"
*walks away*
"Sorry, my mother raised me to not talk to memes" and walk away.
>>60892577
its actually shit
>>60892467
Knock off his hat and break his glasses
"And did you know, Anon, that you and Thom York from Radiohead have something in common!?"
>>60892644
I did actually, we are both english speaking white males, thank you for the consideration though.
>>60892613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkNvk2MgiCc
>"You're O..."
>...
>"O....!"
>OP?
>"Yes! OP, the ____??"
>umm...
>"The fag___???"
>Ooh! The faggot!
>"Yes, and we're here in British Columbia, Canada with you Mr. Faggot OP. Now, what can you tell us about the /mu/ imageboard!?"
>>60892684
Cocaine angry Blur crazy
>"Do you know album this is anon!"
>"Uh, th-that's hum...humble cannons..."
>"That's right anon! Humble Cannons by Geyser Bastion (deceased)!" You like it a lot, don't you anon?"
>"Well uh...."
>"In fact, you like it so much that you spent an hour of your life photoshopping a fake Pitchfork review for this album!"
>>60892834
AHAHAHA
>do you recognize this?
he holds up a cdr of songs I made in frooty loops in high school and made like 2 copies of
I met Nardwuar at an Ariel Pink concert in Vancouver back in October. He is much more sedated in real life. I got to do the doot dooladoodo thing and I got a free pin. Then the security guards wanted to kick him out cause he was filming the opening act with a heavy duty camera. My friend and I hung out with him during the opening act to protect him from the security guards. He seems pretty cool.
I saw Nardwuar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and shoving records I use to listen to in middle school in my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying incomplete sentences at her.
>>60892927
I thought this was going to be the Milky Ways pasta for a second.
>>60892963
stale pasta m8
I wouldn't mind being interviewed by him, I'll probably end up getting some free stuff.
Nardwuar, are you Fred Armisen?
You can tell me.
>>60892577
>>60892600
lmao imagine nardwuar interviewing devin and bringing him some /mu/ meme gifts
Shithony Postano
Nardwuar be like: Do you know this porn TRAVIS? Your Parents watched it when they made you!
>>60892467
>"I'm Prismadoll!"
>NICE TO MEET YOU PRISMADOLL! AND HERE TODAY I HAVE FOR YOU A GIFT! A BASEMENT JAXX SINGLE
All honesty I'd love meeting this guy IRL he seems super nice
https://youtu.be/6URfttgulQE?t=338
what the hell nardwuar went so deep that they had to censor it
i can't remember what band it was but they were being mean to nardwuar. anyone remember what band or video it was?
>tfw my life is so boring and uneventful that nardwuar would have almost nothing to talk about with me
>>60892741
hahahaha BTFO
>>60893973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9gN_Krim7M
>>60892684
BTFO
T
F
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Say hi I'm Faggot the meme rapper and reminisce with him on that time I convinced all of /mu/ that Kitty Pryde stole a beat
>>60892577
Lil B gave a shoutout to 4chan when Nardwuar interviewed him
>>60892963
this pasta works best for flylo desu
>>60894827
SHOUT TO 4CHAN AND ALL THE INTERNET HACKERS
RADIATION FROM THE COMPUTER WAS HURTING MY EYES
>>60894988
I LOVE IT
Lil B is so great I love him I hope he's somewhere right now just being comfy.
>>60895017
Not sure now but he used to browse mu and post his music on here
>>60892467
I respond by first taking his stupid hat off ,Then i punch him so hard that i break his glasses then the coup de ta ...I piss on him all over then wreck the camera crew as well ..btw avoid me !!
>>60895017
Lil B is a national treasure and the rightful ruler of the world as far as I'm concerned
"Please leave me alone I'm masturbating to sissy hypno and wishing I was sucking black cock"
>>60894827
>>60894988
>>60895017
>>60895375
You guys do know LIL B is an autistic retard that appeals to faggots like you right? He's a meme, end of story.
