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This man comes up to your front door and asks you Would you like to buy a ticket


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This man comes up to your front door and asks you "Would you like to buy a ticket to heaven for 19.99?" What is your response/?
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is this some sort of euphemism

are you a male prostitute

okay
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Invite him in and fuck him
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>>60873433
fuck, I'm 23 and already my whole natural boy-ish charm is already gone and this fucker at 40 can pull it off without any effort. I'd suck his cock and swallow whole load for those genes.
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>>60873433
what happened to his arm??? is he ok?
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Invite him in, offer him a drink and then touch his butthole.
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Id let him ravage me
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Are you fucking around?
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last night i got really stoned and watched this guy's live performances which was basically heaven. i'd buy whatever subaru's selling
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>>60875851
I see what you did there
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>>60875787
I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND
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I'd let him cum in my asterisk
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>>60873503
I don't know! I hope so ;_;
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>>60876125
>>60875787
kek
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